Massage Parlor Reports

[Sounds]

This ad is curious. Usually, when a girl posts a fake ad or fake pictures, the goal is to make money. She misrepresents her appearance or services in hopes of getting you to show up and pay her some cash. But this ad is different. There is no obvious way the poster makes money. You email them; they reply with some useless crap; but no money changes hands. What's the point?

Some collect e-mail addresses. A big enough list can be sold for marketing purposes or used to send other BS spam in hopes of collecting money off that.

Sending out the useless message validates it is an actual address because they do not get an undeliverable message back

[Choir Boy]

https://boston.skipthegames.com/fema...a/894427130823

Wow, too bad this is a fake ad. But, I got a good laugh at it early morning with a cup of coffee. So, in case anyone wants to know if it's fake. Yes, it's fake as I emailed it and it responded with "Hey, just got your reply!! Hope you'are fine so what are you planning for? Let me know frankly, I'm looking someone to pass some private time you know what I mean to say!! Are you really interested? Tell me more about your plans."

This ad is curious. Usually, when a girl posts a fake ad or fake pictures, the goal is to make money. She misrepresents her appearance or services in hopes of getting you to show up and pay her some cash. But this ad is different. There is no obvious way the poster makes money. You email them; they reply with some useless crap; but no money changes hands. What's the point?

[Nimbus22]

I will be heading up to the South Shore from RI this week, any suggestions on a good AMP to visit? Would like a younger provider, FS is not a must, but a good massage with a cute younger provider (30 or younger) FS is a bonus! Thanks in advance for info!

You have a better chance of finding Santa Claus on the SS.

[BeaverHunter44]

Visited twice 3 years ago. First time got older, chunky provider. Second time promised young beauty but got even older, fatter one. They offer shower after. Called a couple months ago and spoke with same friendly, milfy, hard to understand mms. So be prepared to walk.

EP.

Been here a bunch of times.

Maybe once or twice something good but for the most part pretty older and ugly.

Much better spots out there.

[Ridgid]

Called and asked if Ella was available for right now. Was told yes come on over. I confirmed and and told her I'm coming to see Ella, she is available right now right? She says yes. I walk in and I'm shown to the room by new girl. I ask where is Ella and she tells me she is busy now. I tell her about the call I just made a couple minutes ago. She shrugged and played dumb. Another dumpy older provider with a gruff voice asks me if I want massage. I tell her I am here for Ella. So new girl takes me in and says Ella come in soon. I pay for half hour. I strip down get on table. New girl does ten minutes of soft touch and tells me to flip already. She asks if I want topless HJ, I ask once more about Ella and she shouts something in Chinese out the door, the gruff one peeks in and tells me she is still busy. New girl continues to ask if I want topless HJ. I reluctantly say ok, then she starts haggling. Insist on 100 for top less HJ, I counter with 60, she says 80. I say take off top and bottom and she says okay. Then insists I get up and pay now. I say I never have to pay first. She tells I must. Now I'm done. I get up and start dressing and she says okay okay pay later. I tell her forget it. More Chinese shouting. Gruff one pops in and asks what's wrong. I tell them both I am not happy about being lied to about Ella and now having to pay first after haggling. They try to persuade me to stay I keep dressing and walk out without a word or a tip. Not going to go back. This is the second time they pulled bait and switch with me after I called first.

If the rest of us did the same we wouldn't be dealing with this BS.

[Sounds]

Haven't been in the game long enough to experience the golden days in RI. But last year I used to hit the strip clubs first and then go over to Harmony for a late night session. Missing those times so badly and I wish things go back to normal soon.

Even without the pandemic, won't be back to normal in RI. Most of the spas have been closed down by LEO.

[Yummy167]

I will be heading up to the South Shore from RI this week, any suggestions on a good AMP to visit? Would like a younger provider, FS is not a must, but a good massage with a cute younger provider (30 or younger) FS is a bonus! Thanks in advance for info!

[Lego19]

Yes, this is totally accurate. However, the overall experience in Providence with an awesome table shower and unrushed FS is way better than anything I've seen or heard of in Watertown! One time, I had a hot korean girl put a mini condom on her tongue and work on my asshole for 5-10 minutes! Possibly the most unforgettable session I ever had down there. The seniors probably know where that was!

JP.

Haven't been in the game long enough to experience the golden days in RI. But last year I used to hit the strip clubs first and then go over to Harmony for a late night session. Missing those times so badly and I wish things go back to normal soon.

[HappyDave]

Yes, this is totally accurate. However, the overall experience in Providence with an awesome table shower and unrushed FS is way better than anything I've seen or heard of in Watertown! One time, I had a hot korean girl put a mini condom on her tongue and work on my asshole for 5-10 minutes! Possibly the most unforgettable session I ever had down there. The seniors probably know where that was!

JP.

I got a great and unexpected rim job like that at pleasant st once. Saw the used condom on the flip, she was more MILF than spinner but an outstanding session, went back again shortly after but she was long gone.

[HappyDave]

Called and asked if Ella was available for right now. Was told yes come on over. I confirmed and and told her I'm coming to see Ella, she is available right now right? She says yes. I walk in and I'm shown to the room by new girl. I ask where is Ella and she tells me she is busy now. I tell her about the call I just made a couple minutes ago. She shrugged and played dumb. Another dumpy older provider with a gruff voice asks me if I want massage. I tell her I am here for Ella. So new girl takes me in and says Ella come in soon. I pay for half hour. I strip down get on table. New girl does ten minutes of soft touch and tells me to flip already. She asks if I want topless HJ, I ask once more about Ella and she shouts something in Chinese out the door, the gruff one peeks in and tells me she is still busy. New girl continues to ask if I want topless HJ. I reluctantly say ok, then she starts haggling. Insist on 100 for top less HJ, I counter with 60, she says 80. I say take off top and bottom and she says okay. Then insists I get up and pay now. I say I never have to pay first. She tells I must. Now I'm done. I get up and start dressing and she says okay okay pay later. I tell her forget it. More Chinese shouting. Gruff one pops in and asks what's wrong. I tell them both I am not happy about being lied to about Ella and now having to pay first after haggling. They try to persuade me to stay I keep dressing and walk out without a word or a tip. Not going to go back. This is the second time they pulled bait and switch with me after I called first.

Well done, once you learn to walk when not happy, it's easier the next time. You're the consumer and should get the product you agreed to pay for.

[HighAmperage]

The first rule has been covered. Read the forum. This will lead you to the right places in your area.

Second rule: Be nice. These women are human beings. They have feelings. They aren't in this business because they love naked, hairy, overweight Americans. It's a job and it's often one they actually hate. (Would you want to spend an hour rubbing and stroking one of us? I didn't think so.) Respect their boundaries. I'm not saying you should accept haggling or inflated tip requests, but if she doesn't want to give you a blow job, accept it. If you demonstrate you're nice and respectful, they will often come around and be more open to your requests. I won't discuss which providers who are (or used to be) discussed glowingly on this forum from whom I've gotten not only a very extended menu, but GFE and freebies because they know I care about them as people and they trust me. Mind you, this takes repeat visits. I didn't set out to do this; I just found it to be true.

Third rule, remember these girls live off of tips. The typical house fee split for an hour is forty to the house and twenty to the girl. If she gives good service, however you define it, show your appreciation. Even just an extra five or ten on top of the standard forty will be remembered, especially if you're good at following rule two. Some here will deride this practice as raising their expectations. What it really does is raise the level of service when you repeat, even if it isn't the same girl, because they do talk about us. They know who's a good customer and who isn't.

Fourth, do the gentle stroke of her calf while you're face down on the table. It sends the signal you want more than a massage. Any experienced girl will pick up on it. Remember, she wants more than just twenty bucks for her hour with you, so she's hoping you want the HE. The really smart ones won't mention the tip for this. They know just discussing money is grounds for arrest. But the legal thing is a whole other set of rules.

Never, every, fall in love with an AMP girl. Treat them with respect because they are indeed human beings working hard for their money. But they are also like ships passing in the night; gone before you know it.

[JohnDick75]

called and asked if ella was available for right now. Was told yes come on over. I confirmed and and told her i'm coming to see ella, she is available right now right? She says yes. I walk in and i'm shown to the room by new girl. I ask where is ella and she tells me she is busy now. I tell her about the call i just made a couple minutes ago. She shrugged and played dumb. Another dumpy older provider with a gruff voice asks me if i want massage. I tell her i am here for ella. So new girl takes me in and says ella come in soon. I pay for half hour. I strip down get on table. New girl does ten minutes of soft touch and tells me to flip already. She asks if i want topless hj, i ask once more about ella and she shouts something in chinese out the door, the gruff one peeks in and tells me she is still busy. New girl continues to ask if i want topless hj. I reluctantly say ok, then she starts haggling. Insist on 100 for top less hj, i counter with 60, she says 80. I say take off top and bottom and she says okay. Then insists i get up and pay now. I say i never have to pay first. She tells i must. Now i'm done. I get up and start dressing and she says okay okay pay later. I tell her forget it. More chinese shouting. Gruff one pops in and asks what's wrong. I tell them both i am not happy about being lied to about ella and now having to pay first after haggling. They try to persuade me to stay i keep dressing and walk out without a word or a tip. Not going to go back. This is the second time they pulled bait and switch with me after i called first.

Hell yeah never give them a cent for bad service or bullshit.

[KintaroOe20]

Where is this place?

I'll message you the info bro.

[Mattis1775]

https://boston.skipthegames.com/fema...a/894427130823

Wow, too bad this is a fake ad. But, I got a good laugh at it early morning with a cup of coffee. So, in case anyone wants to know if it's fake. Yes, it's fake as I emailed it and it responded with "Hey, just got your reply!! Hope you'are fine so what are you planning for? Let me know frankly, I'm looking someone to pass some private time you know what I mean to say!! Are you really interested? Tell me more about your plans."

[Mattis1775]

Was there chemistry between the two? Sometimes two girl massage is either a make or break deal. AMP always rotate that sometimes the two girls don't get along or doesn't want to perform the HJ in front of others. I had five 4-hand massages and only two were really great. The two nice ones, the girls got along and had a rhythm, almost like they practiced it and knew what to do. The other three times, man, forget it. They almost didn't want to do it, didn't even look at each other, looked away when one of them had their hands on my dick and really uncomfortable experience. So these 4-hand massages can be tricky to coordinate, especially AMP where you'll never see them again or, they are only two workers there and no one watching the front.

Where is this place?