Escort Reports

**VanDriver** · 03-04-07 00:25

Just thought the both of you would like to know that I also want a job where I work 6 months of the year and keep in shape by fucking these ladies free of charge.

Wanting to keep it light,
Van

**Richie Sambora** · 03-03-07 21:03

I Remember when you were a newbie,wazpolski.

I'm sure i helped you with a couple of your inquries. to bad, mouth faster than brain.

As in the Times of RDD, there is always a jelous person. It's never ending.

You wish you really had a Job As awesome as mine. it may be monogomous at times but, very rewarding and best part is, i only work (if it's even work)six months a year. The hard part is staying in shape for physicals.This give you a tip, wazPOLski.?. do your research...

YOU want to translate? I bet you cant even dance polish, let alone speak.
Oh wait, you did say something stupid! You initiated this childish quarel.

How old are you? (don't care)

There are a few Seasonal ladies in the tampa area WHO, do give it for free to me and others. guess you may be one of those ymmv guys who stand as a circle jerk.

Furthermore, to carry on here will only agrevate you. I could give a shit less. I'm sure there will be a few of the Shall i say Legends of the board,who will put there 2 cents.
Rather than clutter up this thread and make a duppa out of you. Guess you have classic case of being a duppa.

And to the rest of you who have a problem with me. Yes, my adventures may sound far fetched, fact; i do like to write and tell every detail as i see it.

TO The ones that like my Adventures, stories if so be. You can have a laugh at this one..

Think of how WazPollock this is. The pollock starts shit cause, ????????? The info i provided was My Opinion.... not Advice.....mouth faster than brain..

Yeah!!! I thought so., what else is new..........RDD

**Mike Wazowski** · 03-03-07 19:17

I am a really hot guy. Chicks dig me, so I don't have to pay for it... But I will, if I want to. Just not much. Don't have to. Chicks dig me. I'm hot.

If she says "$150 for an hour," and quite a few hotties (they are a couple hundred miles away from where the area this board discusses) are charging $150 for an hour. And I mean smokin' hot babes, here! Well, once I work my charms on them, I'm stuck with them for several hours, if not all night. I find myself having to ask many of them to leave and they just don't want to. I'm a hot guy. Chicks dig me. Some of them even offer me a refund because they were just so thrilled to have experienced Nirvana with Raw Deal Dude.

I don't pay for the drive to Miami, either. Company takes care of that. But I will drive myself sometimes. Can't leave those East Coast hotties lonely, now can I?

I can stay at any Hard Rock Hotel for $129. Secret business I'm in takes care of that. If I did my research, like I always recommend you fat uglies do, I'd know that that's a pretty high figure to be paying because I could get a much cheaper rate than $129 just by joining the players club and putting a few dollars into the slots.

The girls in the area this board pertains to are just too full of themselves. They charge too much and are so blinded by their self-perceived beauty to realize that they should be spending the night with me for the cost of an hour to anyone else. They just don't realize how hot I am the way those Miami girls do. That's why I never find any deals around here. Unless I'm in Hudson, which is closer, but still about 40 to 60 miles from the areas this board covers. But I don't worry about the girls in this area. Just no good sense or taste about them. They won't give me the night for the price of an hour like the girls on the East Coast.

Now, I know of all sorts of really hot girls at bargain prices in Miami. They might not give an entire night to you fat uglies, like they do for my hotness. I mean, chicks dig me. But if you want to go to Miami, I know several smokin' hot babes that will do FS for cheap. Hell, I can find you two that will do two hours on you for less than three bills.

Just don't ask me who they are. I'm not telling. Cops and all, you know.

END OF TRANSLATION. MIKE WAZOWSKI SPEAKING NOW:

The first monger website I ever stumbled across was called something like "The Creative Writers' Workshop" and spoke of writing tales of fiction about P4P. Sounds like RDD used that old, forgotten site as his basis and took their rules quite literally.

I wonder if, when he finds smokin' hot babes that spend the night with him because they just can't tear themselves away after the paid for hour, he's still wrapping it three and four times over so he can really put the pounding to them? Or was that just for protection from all those "Okaka skanks" who were fouled by all us fat and uglies?

**Richie Sambora** · 03-03-07 17:26

I also did forget to mention that i am there twice a week and I don't drive. the ride is on the company, what a ride it is!!

Recently found a Massage girl that is very hard for you to believe, so i wont go into details.. but she is amazingly good looking and fs for 150. lets see if you can find her, should not be hard she is all the rave over there and a smart business woman i may add..

So, the added cost would be more if you had to drive yourself there which in fact i have done a few weekends not bad at all......

Furthermore; Tampa bay area girls,women think that there on this hi horse and that there worth more than gold per oz etc, etc, etc

yep again,
i see your point of being far fetched and i looked at this from 360 degrees and see all of your points.......RDD

**Richie Sambora** · 03-03-07 17:14

Either way you all have your points.
I know the business i am in and i will not disclose that on here.
I will say i can get a room at any hard rock hotel for $129.00 Tax free for business reasons.
So, I should have disclosed that in the first place.

The other is: Chase star, I can get a Hot Indi to spend the whole night with me, let alone 3 hrs. YMMV.
l am not a fat ugly slob( not saying you are, Just i am not( and i am not saying there is anything wrong with being one.

it does have something to do with it. being attractive will get you a discount if not for free, happened to me many times... Fact most of my HUDSON shit hole adventures are FREE!

Here is the RAW deal,

I won't go into who thinks my stories are a bit far fetched; Fact, if you knew me personally,you would know there real.

I have found in the past year that the east coast has a tremendous amount of hot affordable talent. Let me tell you this for 350 i can have twoHOTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABES FOR 2HR easy. do some searching you find them real easy,if you already don't know.
OH BTW please don't Pm for info,i have learned that when i ask questions to other members they don't write me back..
I have my secret.
Plus, we all know
loose lips sink ships.
look at osaka. And I tell ya something ELSE,these newbies on here are Flat foots. you should not be here go to cops suck dot com and have a nice day...........Peace ...............RDD

**Drew Park** · 03-02-07 20:16

Originally Posted by Mike Wazowski

That said, a quick look at their website tells us that any night this month will run more than $300 for a room. A couple of weekend nights are over $400. But, come April, the rates go down... To $279 weekday, $399 weekend.

Alternatively you can get a room with a hot tub at one of the Marriott hotels in town for around $159. And believe me, you can have a lot of hot bubbly fun in one of those!

**Teabagz20** · 03-02-07 18:12

Some guys just aren't into sores and sloppy seconds.

**Mike Wazowski** · 03-02-07 17:44

Originally Posted by Chase Star

Mike,
Interesting math. It occurred to me that the room alone could cost that much, but even if you had to pay for a room yourself somewhere, $350 for 3 hours with a super hot looking GFE (in the US at least) would be an incredible deal. However I'm not one to pay $350 for an hour either even though I think Harley Cruise qualifies as an extremely hot looking chick in her own right, so despite RDD's hyperbole, I can still see his basic point. To each their own however. There are guys that have no problem paying $350 for super hot chicks and then there are guys who prefer to bargain shop among the skanky trailer park crack-******. We each operate at the level we find comfortable.

No doubt. I'd love to get a taste of Harley but not at $350.

Prices are getting crazy. There are BBWs (who don't even come close to qualifying for the second "B") charging $300+. WTF??? Some of the super hot young girls are trying for $400+ and, apparently, are finding the fools to pay it.

It's baffling but the two "major" hobbiest sites are filled with guys who seem to get more out of bragging about how much money they blew than they get out of the experience it purchases.

**Literal2** · 03-02-07 10:03

Last month I saw Vicky at a Tampa hotel. She's reviewed on ter, so you can see that for explicit stuff if you want it. Her scheduler is easy to work with. She has a screening process which takes a few days because she checks references, but says as a result, she has never had a problem. I don't think she'll see people without a reference. My experience with her was excellent. First of all, she is elegant to look at with her clothes on. You could sit next to her in Church or a business meeting, if that's your thing, and you'd never know. She was dressed like an upscale business woman, classy jewelry etc., and underneath were the prettiest bra and thong panties I've ever seen. Cute lacey little things. She is very pretty, better than her web photos, fit, tan all over, shaved, nicely done implants (though I prefer natural). Fun to talk to, very passionate. A complete gfe. Not for everyone, because she is about 30, but I think she's great. Not a clock watcher. She's European. I'd love to take her for a weekend at a high class beach resort. Prices, etc. are on her website: http://vicky30.escortwww.com.

**The Chronic** · 03-02-07 09:48

I clearly understand the point RDD is trying to make, using an obsurdity. Of course no one could do a room at the HRC and a mainstream p4p for $350.

Everyone has their "choice set" for their decision making process. Part of it-in my case, anyway-is evolution. I've run a bunch of laps around the p4p track in the last 30-something years.

Once upon a time, I'd do $300 girls, usually scheduling 2 hours at $500. No more. Besides, I refuse to give out personal data to a pro-I do NOT trust them, and if you do you're painfully naive if you think your personal info is destroyed.

I now have a few UTR's I've developed that come to my home for no more than $200-300 for 2-3 hours-even overnighters when there is too much wine or ganja consumed. And no one considers it a "professional" experience. We go as long as I have "needs", no clocks anywhere, no drivers, next appointments, bullshit, etc. Maybe the occasional babysitter.

'Course developing UTR's is a tough, long process that not all can do. It takes networking, some game, and an ear for understanding what a gal needs. CL is a good source for some, but not the Erotic Services area. I use the "regular" areas, and sometimes the "Casual Encounters" area. There are a TON of gals with too many credit card bills, going through a divorce, unemployed, underemployed, etc. These factors often create self-esteem issues and keep their social life at a minimum. So you find girls who hbave financial needs who aren't getting any dick-the Perfect Storm for mutual exploitation. I advertise using three different scenarios, not all at the same time. I express a lot of empathy for their situation, and try to position myself as a benign answer to their needs. I use several personas and email addresses.

Make no mistake-this strategy is difficult and not everyone can do it. I'm unattached, have a few $$$, live in a nice home, am somewhat attractive and ht/wt proportionate, and think quickly on my feet (or on a keyboard). But it CAN be done.

And make no mistake about it: my "close ratio" is single digits, and of those who I actually close (and "do"), maybe 1/2 I won't ask back for a variety of reasons, often looks, weight, and inhibition reasons. But those who are keepers are definitely keepers: uninhibited Girl Next Door sluts who happily do about anything I want (bbbjtcnqns is a baseline requirement, as is bbfs after exchanging health bona fides-remember, these are mainstream girls who get very little, not hookers getting 4 dicks a day). I've even set up a couple to come over at the same time with enjoyable results-but only after getting to know them and finding they'd be into it-no surprises, not cool, step by step.

BTW-I only share with guys who also share, quid pro quo, set up with the gals in advance. I DO have one gal with MASSIVE tits who is leaving the area in a couple of weeks, and needs some $$$ if anyone is in the "sharing" mode...

**Chase Star** · 03-02-07 09:08

Mike,
Interesting math. It occurred to me that the room alone could cost that much, but even if you had to pay for a room yourself somewhere, $350 for 3 hours with a super hot looking GFE (in the US at least) would be an incredible deal. However I'm not one to pay $350 for an hour either even though I think Harley Cruise qualifies as an extremely hot looking chick in her own right, so despite RDD's hyperbole, I can still see his basic point. To each their own however. There are guys that have no problem paying $350 for super hot chicks and then there are guys who prefer to bargain shop among the skanky trailer park crack-******. We each operate at the level we find comfortable.

**Mike Wazowski** · 03-02-07 05:26

Originally Posted by Chase Star

RDD,
I'm with Literal on that one. If you know of a chick hotter than her that you can get a 3 hr date with for less than $350 anywhere in the US I sure would love to get that phone number. How about the number of even just one chick like that?

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You know, I've been finding most of RDD's reports to seem a bit, shall we say, exagerated, as far as his alleged great deals seem to be.

Don't forget he said that he could get a girl, hotter than Harley Cruise, for three hours AND pay for a room at the Hollywood Hard Rock Hotel and Casino for under $350.

Well, I know that the rooms at the Tampa Hard Rock are pretty pricey (worth it, though, especially if you're taking a woman there that isn't going to require a direct cash transaction to get in bed) and having spent more than a couple of nights at the Hollywood location, for some of their high dollar poker tournaments, I know that I've dropped a pretty penny on the rooms with my player discount.

That said, a quick look at their website tells us that any night this month will run more than $300 for a room. A couple of weekend nights are over $400. College spring break month in Florida isn't cheap when it comes to hotels.

But, come April, the rates go down... To $279 weekday, $399 weekend. So in April, RDD must be planning to find a girl who charges less than $71 for three hours or, on the weekends, pays the guy at least $50 to get to his "less than $350" deal.

Okay, maybe I'm being harsh. The rates are even lower in May and June. On the weekdays, maybe he can find a "hotter than Harley" girl for under $161 for three hours. That would get him at his "under $350" deal since the rooms are $189. May and June he won't get paid by the girl on the weekends but will have to pony up something less than $21 because the weekend rate is $329.

Sorry, I just had to laugh when I saw the typical RDD posturing. No one's getting a room at a hotel that any decent escort is going to show up to for less than $150 in the off season in Miami. Nore is he going to find an escort in Miami charging so little for three hours that his hotel room and escort fee combine for under $350.

Preposterous.

**Chase Star** · 03-01-07 20:23

RDD,
I'm with Literal on that one. If you know of a chick hotter than her that you can get a 3 hr date with for less than $350 anywhere in the US I sure would love to get that phone number. How about the number of even just one chick like that?

As for what constitutes a GFE, my understanding of what commonly qualifies as the basic requirements is BBBJ, DFK and non-rush. Multiple cups is usually considered a nice plus, but certainly at least not rushing out the door as soon as you come even if the hour is not up. You may have higher demands. Some people have fewer. I can appreciate Literal wanting to be discrete but if he is using laxer standards than the norm, then he is being misleading and should come right out and say it, otherwise I think it is acceptable for him to just let us read between the lines.