Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

[PumpAndDump]

Oh, I know. I use to pop up around 1 am and hit the streets. But I'm pushing 60 year old Now and my outlook has changed a bit.

Right there with ya! Now when I go out, I'm very picky on who I see.

[PSway]

Seems the the quality of SoFo has drastically gone down as of late. Just saw this girl goes by brazilian barbie https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ale/55666225/. Ill start off with she's very attractive one of the best I have seen but that's where it all ends with good things. I let my little head ignore the usual red flags, asked for the money before service, had a female handler there with her but seemed ok I pressed on. Started with cowgirl for 5 min then she was tired so I asked for BBJ but she doesn't do that anymore, so go to doggy 5 minutes of that starts to rush me again, so I just hitting it really hard to try and finish complained it was hurting but managed to finished was out in 20 min just terrible service. Definitely do not waste your time with this one. Shame such a pretty girl and just complete waste.

[BigLuber]

Sometimes you wake up at 3 AM and have a craving for some cheap junk food though, hehe.

Oh, I know. I use to pop up around 1 am and hit the streets. But I'm pushing 60 year old Now and my outlook has changed a bit.

[Joseph Kerr]

I must be getting old, because I just can't get interested in skanky street meat anymore.

I will spend up to 200 for a good satisfying session with a nice Chinese lady at an AMP over a 40 dollar Heroin addicted SWer any day. It's like the difference between a T-bone at a Steak House and a dollar menu hamburger in the drive thru. I can afford it.

Sometimes you wake up at 3 AM and have a craving for some cheap junk food though, hehe.

[BigLuber]

Texted with her; she is open to car dates. Just looks too beat up. Was ok with 0. 4 for car date. Just never pulled the trigger.

I must be getting old, because I just can't get interested in skanky street meat anymore.

I will spend up to 200 for a good satisfying session with a nice Chinese lady at an AMP over a 40 dollar Heroin addicted SWer any day. It's like the difference between a T-bone at a Steak House and a dollar menu hamburger in the drive thru. I can afford it.

[TurdMuffin]

She's cute, but she has all the classic signs of a vein banger.

Texted with her; she is open to car dates. Just looks too beat up. Was ok with 0. 4 for car date. Just never pulled the trigger.

[MikeAlex]

I just seen her post, looks like she increased her rate to 100 for f / s.

Anyone seen her.

Looky here: https://ibb.co/vQzL4s7.

[ReallyNone]

Really?? Seeing her 1 year ago, Really doesn't help us None. A lot of things can change with a provider in 1 year. And btw I have taken plenty for the Team and reported on it. But why don't I do this instead, go see a girl, wait 1 year and then come back and report "Run don't walk" lol

Orelius out.

Relax big O. LOL. You may be right a lot of things can change in one year, so, I'll go see her tomorrow to find out oh. And BTW the ". Out" thingy for signature, is my trade mark you can't use it. ROFL.

RN out.

[Orelius]

Hey buddy, she might or might not have gained weight. I don't really know, why don't you pay her visit and come back with details about her looks. That would be useful for the team. Just a thought.... LOL

RN out.

Really?? Seeing her 1 year ago, Really doesn't help us None. A lot of things can change with a provider in 1 year. And btw I have taken plenty for the Team and reported on it. But why don't I do this instead, go see a girl, wait 1 year and then come back and report "Run don't walk" lol

Orelius out.

[ReallyNone]

So if it has been a year, since you have seen her. She may not look like her pics anymore and may have packed on the weight. Or what has be dubbed "Quarantine Fifteen".

Hey buddy, she might or might not have gained weight. I don't really know, why don't you pay her visit and come back with details about her looks. That would be useful for the team. Just a thought.... LOL

RN out.

[JustAGuy123]

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...dale/55520169/

Anyone seen this? I want to see her but I'd like it might be fake.

Last week I inquired with her she sent me real pic and it's nothing like those pics. I asked if she was using fake pics and she said yes.

I thanked her very much for the honesty and saving us both time.

[JustAGuy123]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/55605980/

Absolutely the biggest waste of my time ever. I'm ashamed I even spent a dime on this girl. Did 120 for a hh. Her ad says she's a real freak yet after I gave her the donation she said she doesn't like to give head, did it for about 10 seconds and stopped, another guy knocked on the door and she became super rushed, just an absolute total vibe kill. By far the WORST experience I have ever had to date, if you are considering seeing this girl I will personally give you 10 bucks not to. Shady hotel, seems like her pimp is one door away from her, honestly I saw the signs and should have just turned around but was thinking with my pecker instead. Also she does not look much like the pics either if you were wondering. Good part is I asked for 20 back and she actually gave it to me but man, that shit ruined my day. Big red flag for anyone interested. Heed my warning, stay away. I wouldve had a better time if I had sat on my hand till it went numb and beat myself off pretending it was someone else, worst experience ever.

I went to an apt in Coral Springs when I saw her I was leaving and she tried to have me see her roommate. I thought about it for 30 seconds and left.

[Orelius]

Is this one good enough for you?
I've seen her probably 5 times, good service and safe. Beautiful latina, just gorgeous body.
https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/r...-girl/22472986#&gid=1&pid=2.
Nice appartment in Coral Springs, clean and tidy but no bed in this one, only a massage table which sucks. BBj and CFS, $.5/h
Run don't walk and beers are on you. LOL.
PS last time I saw her was a year ago.

So if it has been a year, since you have seen her. She may not look like her pics anymore and may have packed on the weight. Or what has be dubbed "Quarantine Fifteen".

[Orelius]

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...dale/55520169/

Anyone seen this? I want to see her but I'd like it might be fake.

I sent her a text asking for her rates. She sent back a text qv60,hhr80 hr120. No personal touch at all in her text back. My take on this one is, she has only 6 ads since Oct 27. Not enough history unless she changed her number. Also her rates seem low for the body type in the pics. Now I am not no money bags, and don't want to over pay. But one of the things I look for is, are rates comparable to her looks. Now I may be wrong on this, just my. 02.

[Novi0]

Good morning peeps.

Any info. On this one.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/55609698/

Stay safe.