The Massholes

[OlGary]

Hey BillyBaloney (also known as CrazyCrouton, Jack617 and others).

Just one question for you — are you a registered sex offender?

[CrazyCrouton]

CheezeFist CheezeFist is offline
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Posts: 708
River St
Stopped by River St, and, unexpectedly, an old friend from South was there. As always, everything is done bare (if you wish), and a second pop is a possibility if you ask nicely. It doesn't affect the overall price. It's pretty rare these days.

Here's a nice little gem from Cheezefraud in the massage board. Look at that folks! BBFS does affect the overall price. Amazing!! Look again. No name of the provider. Hmmm. Do you think he's full of shit or trying to protect the provider? Maybe he's phishing so someone will say they received BBFS there? Or maybe he's setting up mongers? Or maybe he's mad at the ladies and wants to send guys in there asking for BBFS? Or maybe he's just a scumbag who is full of shit? Me thinks a little of all of the above.

[BillyBaloney]

He was stupid enough to report somebody because they called him an asshole because he sent them a pm accusing them of being a homo. I merged Newbiestyle into Cheezefist. Please ignore the PM he sent you threatening you. I would get rid of him if I could but he will just keep registering new users. Better to deal with the ones we know.

A2.

This may be my favorite post of the year. While it is not long A2 says a lot here. So Cheeze (as Newbiestyle) sends Vintage a pm calling him a homo. Vintage is rightfully pissed but he acts like a man and calls out Newbie for the fraud he is. He also calls him an asshole. Because Cheeze is a little whiny biitch he reports the post and just like that A2 has him. I like to focus on where he calls him stupid and actually would get rid of him.

[BillyBaloney]

I am cleaning up my orange Lamborghini right now it looks miserable covered with snow.

If there was a shred of credibility left with you Cheeze (AKA NewbieStyle (X), OldtimerMA, Andir and your most treasured handle Trickster666*) you flushed it down the toilet with this statement. I am pretty sure it is a felony to leave a Lamborghini outside and a separate charge for leaving it in the snow. FRAUD.

* still working my way thru Tricks posts, more to come!

[BillyBaloney]

So in the unaltered post below you claim vast knowledge of the girls of 195 and the mama June. I may be off a month or so but June closed the shop in early 2017 turning over the business model to Mila at 220 Waverly.

Hot mama in jeans was June, most likely. I wouldn't be surprised if you really saw young WeiWei there, anything is possible. Jennifer was a provider during later years of 195 existence, and there are people here worshiping her and infamous Mimi. You may remember that there was a guy on the board who created a page where people could share their memories of 195. Thats some serious level of craziness. Coincidentally, the same guy was very unhappy about any posts stating that CB Angela turned into a FS provider.

Now in this post dated 12/19/18 you introduce yourself to the board as a new member who just moved here. Now I am no math major but I am certain that 2018 happened after 2017.

I am new to the Boston area and don't know much about available options. Therefore, I take an exploratory approach and go to random places when I see them and have time and money. Most of my visits are really unremarkable, but one of them stands out a little. A few weeks ago, I stopped by the parlor on Linden Street in Waltham. I didn't call because I had no idea what their number is. Two women were their and both of them were available. I picked an older and better-looking one who later told me that her name is Sarah. She is very thin, has a ponytail and overall I thought she is quite good-looking. We spoke a little at the beginning of the session, and when I asked how old is she, Sarah said she is 39. This is, obviously, a lie as she looks at least 50. The massage was good, but she said very firm "no" to anything else besides a HJ with my fingers inside of her. I thought this was pretty good as many providers wouldn't even allow the latter. I left and kind of forgot about this visit since there wasn't anything special about it. Very recently, I was nearby and stopped by this place again. This time Sarah was alone, the second provider apparently was away. Then, before the session started, Sarah suddenly asked me why I came there again. I tried to be friendly and said I am here because I liked you when I was at the parlor last time and also because I read good things about you on the internet. I wish I didn't say that because she got visibly upset, but didn't ask anything else. I had no idea what it was until I got home and looked her up on this board. Oh my, I wish I did my research before the session with her because this time everything was very different and I just stuck it in approximately 15 min after the session started. I am not a big fan of barebacking but occasionally may go for it if the opportunity arises. But in this case, I wish it didn't happen.

I am sure why you can see this is confusing to me and the rest of the board. I am also sure that there must be a reasonable explanation that you can share and clear this up. Thanks friend!

Note to board: The only thing I altered was by adding the bold to emphasize my point. Please refer back to the original posts by Cheeze to verify. Also worthy of note is that Cheeze reviews the same Sarah from linden initially on Feb18,2018 see post #23279 many months before he reviews her again for the first time in the second post above.

[OlGary]

Jack, I mean BillyBaloney, just posted his creepiest description ever.

She was really awesome! I actually found a review I sent a buddy back in Nov of 2015, man does time fly! 1205 was the only shop imo that could even remotely compete with 195 and then only when they hit gold (Sasa, Hannah, Lucy, Tammy etc).

1205 Sasa
May have set a personal best as she was not in the room for more than 90 seconds before I had my mouth on her small breasts. Had her stripped-down in probably less than three minutes. Details:
she's quite pretty and has a nice little body.
Reluctant bbbj, not all that memorable
FIV, 2 digits DEEP
FIA, absolutely not
DATY, clean and very responsive
FS, any and every position, pounded hard for a long time with no complaining.

A really excellent ride that I thoroughly enjoyed and believe she did as well. She went to get hot towels for a cleanup and spent considerable time cleaning junior quite lovingly and continued to caress him for quite a while.

Jack (BillyBaloney, aka CrazyCrouton), just one question for you. Are you already registered as a sex offender?

[OlGary]

I am sure it was an honest mistake and you just missed this last night, no worries but could you take a few minutes and let us know. Thanks friend!

Oh shit, Jack (617) is talking to himself — replying to his own posts. You are the most important member on this board, right? Please, take care of yourself, especially of your mental health.

[OlGary]

Then you can circle up and jerk each other off.

Homoerotic fantasies again? Are you sure, Jack, that it is a right forum for you?

[BillyBaloney]

I am sure it was an honest mistake and you just missed this last night, no worries but could you take a few minutes and let us know. Thanks friend!

Can you please respond with actual info about why A2 flipped your Newbie handle. Thanks so much my friend.

[OlGary]

Hey Cheezefist! The guys were wondering

Hey Jack,

I know these guys: Jack617, Jack617 as CrazyCrouton, Jack617 as BillyBaloney, Jack617 as TheBoobHound, Jack617 as FrogPilot. By the way, why don't you post from your 'asshole' Jack617 account anymore?

I am cleaning up my orange Lamborghini right now — it looks miserable covered with snow. When I am done I am going to talk to my friend in California again. I am trying to convince her to write a book about her adventures and misadventures at 195. I believe it could potentially be financially successful if sufficiently graphic but still mainstream. The title might be 'Diary if the massage parlor madame' or simply '195'. Which one you like better?

[CrazyCrouton]

Hey Cheezefist! The guys were wondering what you're going to be for Halloween. Are you going to be Cheezefist, OldtimerMA, Trickster666, Andir or DentistBob? Here's an idea. You, HappyDave and Morebjs can dress up as the three stooges. Then you can circle up and jerk each other off. LOL! Happy Halloween Biuuuutch!

[OlGary]

Dude you been asking about me for the last week, like a few times a day. Please respond to my posts. Oh, yeah I still have our pm's too where you whine like a fucking little *****. Does please tell me who you are ring a bell. How about that you were done and don't want to fight. Spoken like the pussy you are. But A2 pretty much said that about you. Maybe he can change your designation to " pussy" when we expose more of your many handles.

Are you really the most influential member on this board, Jack (Jack617 that is, aka CrazyCrouton)? You somehow sound like a 14 year-old inner city boy.

Billy, I mean Jack, I want to repent. Will you embrace me as you promised? I really need to be embraced by you. But I have doubts as you are the lunatic who claimed that the site administrator is in my pocket:

if somehow A2 is in your pocket

Perhaps, I shouldn't let a crazy person to embrace me, right?

[BillyBaloney]

Dude you been asking about me for the last week, like a few times a day. Please respond to my posts. Oh, yeah I still have our pm's too where you whine like a fucking little *****. Does please tell me who you are ring a bell. How about that you were done and don't want to fight. Spoken like the pussy you are. But A2 pretty much said that about you. Maybe he can change your designation to " pussy" when we expose more of your many handles.

[BillyBaloney]

Hey Jack (Jack617 that is), perhaps you did not notice it, but he was talking about you, not about me. The question was how you could be present on the board for many many years whereas your CrazyCrouton account was created just 10 months ago. Please, don't try to look more stupid than you really are.

Nice post but you skipped over my response to MBJ's. Can you please respond with actual info about why A2 flipped your Newbie handle. Thanks so much my friend.

[OlGary]

But why don't you start with your buddy Cheeze? I mean he has been accused by many on his many profiles and A2 recently flipped his NewbieStyle profile so maybe start with him. I will help, so Cheeze baby, why is it necessary to have a bunch of profiles that actually talk to each other?

Oh MBJ's, I hope you don't expect your buddy to answer with any info since he is all about deflection and denial. Scratch that, he is about deflection and ignoring, denial would at least be an improvement. I mean he has never made a single comment about A2 flipping his Newbie account. It's kind of sad seeing him unravel like this.

Fuck that! Its fucking priceless!! LMAO.

Oh shit, the most important board member BillyBaloney (who calls himself Jack617 on his 'asshole' account) finally chimed in. Are you still hopeful? Can I repent now or it's too late? Can I still hope that you will embrace me?

The funny thing is that MoreBJs is actually your friend, Jack, not mine.

Jack, end it now by just taking the high road and walking away. I am backing you up. That is my take. Your posts indicate a level of education and sophistication and economic attainment that seems clearly higher than those that you are arguing with, you don't need this stress right now.

I guess he can reconsider his opinion of you now.