The Massholes

[OlGary]

Then you can circle up and jerk each other off.

Homoerotic fantasies again? Are you sure, Jack, that it is a right forum for you?

[BillyBaloney]

I am sure it was an honest mistake and you just missed this last night, no worries but could you take a few minutes and let us know. Thanks friend!

Can you please respond with actual info about why A2 flipped your Newbie handle. Thanks so much my friend.

[OlGary]

Hey Cheezefist! The guys were wondering

Hey Jack,

I know these guys: Jack617, Jack617 as CrazyCrouton, Jack617 as BillyBaloney, Jack617 as TheBoobHound, Jack617 as FrogPilot. By the way, why don't you post from your 'asshole' Jack617 account anymore?

I am cleaning up my orange Lamborghini right now — it looks miserable covered with snow. When I am done I am going to talk to my friend in California again. I am trying to convince her to write a book about her adventures and misadventures at 195. I believe it could potentially be financially successful if sufficiently graphic but still mainstream. The title might be 'Diary if the massage parlor madame' or simply '195'. Which one you like better?

[CrazyCrouton]

Hey Cheezefist! The guys were wondering what you're going to be for Halloween. Are you going to be Cheezefist, OldtimerMA, Trickster666, Andir or DentistBob? Here's an idea. You, HappyDave and Morebjs can dress up as the three stooges. Then you can circle up and jerk each other off. LOL! Happy Halloween Biuuuutch!

[OlGary]

Dude you been asking about me for the last week, like a few times a day. Please respond to my posts. Oh, yeah I still have our pm's too where you whine like a fucking little *****. Does please tell me who you are ring a bell. How about that you were done and don't want to fight. Spoken like the pussy you are. But A2 pretty much said that about you. Maybe he can change your designation to " pussy" when we expose more of your many handles.

Are you really the most influential member on this board, Jack (Jack617 that is, aka CrazyCrouton)? You somehow sound like a 14 year-old inner city boy.

Billy, I mean Jack, I want to repent. Will you embrace me as you promised? I really need to be embraced by you. But I have doubts as you are the lunatic who claimed that the site administrator is in my pocket:

if somehow A2 is in your pocket

Perhaps, I shouldn't let a crazy person to embrace me, right?

[BillyBaloney]

Dude you been asking about me for the last week, like a few times a day. Please respond to my posts. Oh, yeah I still have our pm's too where you whine like a fucking little *****. Does please tell me who you are ring a bell. How about that you were done and don't want to fight. Spoken like the pussy you are. But A2 pretty much said that about you. Maybe he can change your designation to " pussy" when we expose more of your many handles.

[BillyBaloney]

Hey Jack (Jack617 that is), perhaps you did not notice it, but he was talking about you, not about me. The question was how you could be present on the board for many many years whereas your CrazyCrouton account was created just 10 months ago. Please, don't try to look more stupid than you really are.

Nice post but you skipped over my response to MBJ's. Can you please respond with actual info about why A2 flipped your Newbie handle. Thanks so much my friend.

[OlGary]

But why don't you start with your buddy Cheeze? I mean he has been accused by many on his many profiles and A2 recently flipped his NewbieStyle profile so maybe start with him. I will help, so Cheeze baby, why is it necessary to have a bunch of profiles that actually talk to each other?

Oh MBJ's, I hope you don't expect your buddy to answer with any info since he is all about deflection and denial. Scratch that, he is about deflection and ignoring, denial would at least be an improvement. I mean he has never made a single comment about A2 flipping his Newbie account. It's kind of sad seeing him unravel like this.

Fuck that! Its fucking priceless!! LMAO.

Oh shit, the most important board member BillyBaloney (who calls himself Jack617 on his 'asshole' account) finally chimed in. Are you still hopeful? Can I repent now or it's too late? Can I still hope that you will embrace me?

The funny thing is that MoreBJs is actually your friend, Jack, not mine.

Jack, end it now by just taking the high road and walking away. I am backing you up. That is my take. Your posts indicate a level of education and sophistication and economic attainment that seems clearly higher than those that you are arguing with, you don't need this stress right now.

I guess he can reconsider his opinion of you now.

[OlGary]

I only have one handle and I've never posted a false report on this site. My issue is all of his current handles, what he uses them for and his false reports. Perhaps you should be asking Cheezefist why A2 banned one of his usernames / NewbieStyle and combined it with Cheezefist. This hasn't been done by A2 since Grogin I believe.

Furthermore, Cheezefist has been posting on his other handles recently. Therefore your lost password excuse doesn't hold water. I stand corrected. He usually posts with his other user name sporadically. But when he gets all flustered and loses focus he only uses Cheezefist. While we are on that subject you should ask him what happened to his DentistBob profile. The last I heard he posted some weird shit about wanting to be pegged.

In reference to me being scared. Nah. Pass inactive handles have nothing to do with today. I know you must be super duper curious. Sorry. You have a better chance of finding out as you do meeting Julia Roberts on one of your street walker car dates. Thanks for stopping by and playing along. I truly love your War and Peace postings

Hey Jack (Jack617 that is), perhaps you did not notice it, but he was talking about you, not about me. The question was how you could be present on the board for many many years whereas your CrazyCrouton account was created just 10 months ago. Please, don't try to look more stupid than you really are.

Isn’t that funny how you talk to yourself from 2 different accounts, BillyBaloney and CrazyCrouton? I still hope that TheBoobHound and your ‘asshole’ account Jack617 would join in. That might be fun to watch all of them to be eventually consolidated under Jack617.

Speaking of banned accounts, do you remember, Jack, what happened to your SixPacking account. Wait a minute, it was banned! Thats too bad.

[CrazyCrouton]

My opinion on this, as I have had it happen to me and friends, is that things happen in life; you lose your cell phone or car is broken into and cell and laptop are stolen, or you switch phones or change computers, and can't remember your passwords (not just usagsex,) but also your regular website accounts. I think we can all relate to this. Maybe it happened to you or at the very least a friend. It is common is the point. More common than you all believe. It occurs regularly everywhere.

I find this far more plausible a reason as why someone over the years would get a new handle, so why can't people just admit that they are not still on their original handle? If you can't remember your password, it is so far easier to just re-register than go through the lost password process. It is frustrating. Admit it its okay. I also have several email accounts, and I right now can't remember which one I used to register for this MoreBJs account so if I had trouble logging in one day and really wanted to say read or post something and it was fresh in my head and must be written immediately, I would just re-register rather than trying to contact Admin using the correct email and going thru a long process, far longer and more steps and waiting, than just re-registering.

And if you re-register you must use a new handle anyway, you can't have the same as your old one or someone else's, so alas, you create a new totally different handle, it is just that easy, and it has to be that way! Now you could use a handle close to your old one if available but then it would be so easy for anyone to figure out and nobody wants that. So a new handle and password are created. It is extremely common. For many reasons. Simultaneous accounts are not so common, so that is why I asked Crazy Crouton to answer and he hasn't. If he won't even answer an innocent question like, have you ever had a different handle and when was your first, it lends me to believe he is scared to. It is no big deal to have been a member over the years with different handles. It is suspect if you can't / won't answer the question or are evasive. I joined in 2010 and have had 6 handles.

I only have one handle and I've never posted a false report on this site. My issue is all of his current handles, what he uses them for and his false reports. Perhaps you should be asking Cheezefist why A2 banned one of his usernames / NewbieStyle and combined it with Cheezefist. This hasn't been done by A2 since Grogin I believe.

Furthermore, Cheezefist has been posting on his other handles recently. Therefore your lost password excuse doesn't hold water. I stand corrected. He usually posts with his other user name sporadically. But when he gets all flustered and loses focus he only uses Cheezefist. While we are on that subject you should ask him what happened to his DentistBob profile. The last I heard he posted some weird shit about wanting to be pegged.

In reference to me being scared. Nah. Pass inactive handles have nothing to do with today. I know you must be super duper curious. Sorry. You have a better chance of finding out as you do meeting Julia Roberts on one of your street walker car dates. Thanks for stopping by and playing along. I truly love your War and Peace postings.

[BillyBaloney]

It might be raining and shitty outside. But there's sunshine in my soul knowing that Cheezefist has been exposed as a fraud. Happy Friday everybody!

OldtimerMA.

Trickster666.

Andir.

DentistBob.

Newbiestyle (x).

This was a good post. I really laughed with the (x) after Newbie (Cheeze handle exposed by A2) Reminded me of Death Race 2020 when a driver died the put a big x thru him IIRC. If only A2 would indulge us with a yellow stickie at the top of this thread. You know, with Cheeze's handles that we can "x" out as we expose them. That would be awesome.

[BillyBaloney]

My opinion on this, as I have had it happen to me and friends, is that things happen in life; you lose your cell phone or car is broken into and cell and laptop are stolen, or you switch phones or change computers, and can't remember your passwords (not just usagsex,) but also your regular website accounts. I think we can all relate to this. Maybe it happened to you or at the very least a friend. It is common is the point. More common than you all believe. It occurs regularly everywhere.

I find this far more plausible a reason as why someone over the years would get a new handle, so why can't people just admit that they are not still on their original handle? If you can't remember your password, it is so far easier to just re-register than go through the lost password process. It is frustrating. Admit it its okay. I also have several email accounts, and I right now can't remember which one I used to register for this MoreBJs account so if I had trouble logging in one day and really wanted to say read or post something and it was fresh in my head and must be written immediately, I would just re-register rather than trying to contact Admin using the correct email and going thru a long process, far longer and more steps and waiting, than just re-registering.

And if you re-register you must use a new handle anyway, you can't have the same as your old one or someone else's, so alas, you create a new totally different handle, it is just that easy, and it has to be that way! Now you could use a handle close to your old one if available but then it would be so easy for anyone to figure out and nobody wants that. So a new handle and password are created. It is extremely common. For many reasons. Simultaneous accounts are not so common, so that is why I asked Crazy Crouton to answer and he hasn't. If he won't even answer an innocent question like, have you ever had a different handle and when was your first, it lends me to believe he is scared to. It is no big deal to have been a member over the years with different handles. It is suspect if you can't / won't answer the question or are evasive. I joined in 2010 and have had 6 handles.

But why don't you start with your buddy Cheeze? I mean he has been accused by many on his many profiles and A2 recently flipped his NewbieStyle profile so maybe start with him. I will help, so Cheeze baby, why is it necessary to have a bunch of profiles that actually talk to each other?

Oh MBJ's, I hope you don't expect your buddy to answer with any info since he is all about deflection and denial. Scratch that, he is about deflection and ignoring, denial would at least be an improvement. I mean he has never made a single comment about A2 flipping his Newbie account. It's kind of sad seeing him unravel like this.

Fuck that! Its fucking priceless!! LMAO.

[MoreBJs]

My opinion on this, as I have had it happen to me and friends, is that things happen in life; you lose your cell phone or car is broken into and cell and laptop are stolen, or you switch phones or change computers, and can't remember your passwords (not just usagsex,) but also your regular website accounts. I think we can all relate to this. Maybe it happened to you or at the very least a friend. It is common is the point. More common than you all believe. It occurs regularly everywhere.

I find this far more plausible a reason as why someone over the years would get a new handle, so why can't people just admit that they are not still on their original handle? If you can't remember your password, it is so far easier to just re-register than go through the lost password process. It is frustrating. Admit it its okay. I also have several email accounts, and I right now can't remember which one I used to register for this MoreBJs account so if I had trouble logging in one day and really wanted to say read or post something and it was fresh in my head and must be written immediately, I would just re-register rather than trying to contact Admin using the correct email and going thru a long process, far longer and more steps and waiting, than just re-registering.

And if you re-register you must use a new handle anyway, you can't have the same as your old one or someone else's, so alas, you create a new totally different handle, it is just that easy, and it has to be that way! Now you could use a handle close to your old one if available but then it would be so easy for anyone to figure out and nobody wants that. So a new handle and password are created. It is extremely common. For many reasons. Simultaneous accounts are not so common, so that is why I asked Crazy Crouton to answer and he hasn't. If he won't even answer an innocent question like, have you ever had a different handle and when was your first, it lends me to believe he is scared to. It is no big deal to have been a member over the years with different handles. It is suspect if you can't / won't answer the question or are evasive. I joined in 2010 and have had 6 handles.

[OlGary]

Sherry gave me a really good massage. She is petite soft spoken with short hair. She actually seemed concerned about areas that were very tight. The room was really cold

The room was cold? I see, that is how you explained to her why your peepee is so small. Just one question, Jack, why do you hate commas so much? Your commaphobia makes everything you write OlGary-esque.

[OlGary]

It might be raining and shitty

True that. But how come you, Jack (Jack617 that is, also known as TheBoobHound, BillyBaloney, CrazyCrouton, FrogPilot, and others) did not respond to MoreBJs, asking you about your accounts?

Total to date, not simultaneous, how many accounts since your first have you ever had. Year of first also? Myself, about 5, and first in 2010. Sometimes it's easier when forgetting a password to just create a new account. I get that. Please be honest. Also, if you you will admit that you have had other accounts before in other years, what was the reason you dropped one and started your current? Your answer will reveal a lot.

C’mon, you should do it, or MoreBJs will start suspecting something. Am I right, MoreBJs?