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10-28-20 15:55 #16875
Frankie Digitola's TOFTT Tales Volume I
When I was in college, there was a beloved teacher who was hands down everyone in my programs favorite. Her name was Lisa and she had a catchphrase she'd use all the time that gave us all a chuckle. She'd say "guys, don't fly all the way to the moon just to go around the block. " She'd say that to us every time we would put in more effort than necessary or worth it to get to a particular result. It's been about 12 years since I last heard that phrase but it always stuck with me. Spoiler alert- Her words rang in my head as I embarked on my recent massage excursion.
After my last report where I shared my cure for hobby boredom idea, I received some requests to take one for the team at a few places. First on the list was a place called QQ1 in Alexandria. Brah who reached out to me says that he's actually been to the place, but the providers there teeter on the edge of providing extras, but immediately draw a hard line in the sand when it's game time. He mentioned that teasing was involved but definitive boundaries are there. Armed with this info, I come up with my plan of attack. "If a chick is willing to tease she can't be THAT prude. " I thought. So my plan is to be as charming and as interested as I can be without going full simp.
I arrived and begin with a "I mean business" technique I employ. I hide my cash all over my person, but in one pocket I keep the hourly fee and $50 in Lin Manuel's for the chicks to see I'm prepared to tip. I don't do this all the time, but I did it for this visit. After paying I am paired with a Chinese chick named JC who appears to be mid to late 40's. She is masked, but from what little I see, she appears cute. She is a thicker woman. Body is average Chinese chick physique but she has thick legs, a thick ass (no hips or round bubble), a C cup pair of teddies and a 2 months chubby belly. I try to switch on from the get go and tell her she has beautiful eyes. She smiles and tells me to strip and hop on the table. I agree and as she leaves, I complimented her on the pin in her hair. Please note, there was nothing exceptional about her eyes or the hair accessory.
She returns. I tell her I missed her while she was gone. She laughed. She begins to give me a legitimately magnificent massage. It was really great, but this was something I expected. I was tipped off that the massage was of high quality when brah PM'd me with the mission. JC is almost as good as KK as a baseline skill reference for you brahs. Strength and technique were all on point. She asked if I liked it. I told her "It's feeling like love!" She laughs again.
About 45 minutes passes and she asks if I'm interested in extending to 90 minutes. Brah gave me the heads up about this move also, so I was ready for it. I agree and she started massaging my ass. It started off normally but then I felt a small tickle on my crack. I spread my legs for ball access just to see what'd happen but instead, she takes one finger and starts rubbing my rim in a circular motion and then immediately starts caressing my balls. I am shocked that this is the level of tease that she's willing to go to. This goes on for 10-15 minutes and then I am hot toweled and flipped.
When I'm turned over I am practically full mast. She takes a sheet and strategically covers my dong and just my dong. She massaged my head and chest, then went down and started tickling balls again. With her other hand she massaged my pube area and ran a finger around the base of my shaft. I took the sheet off then reached around and caressed her ass and legs. She squirted oil on me and invited me to tug myself. I tell her "go ahead baby. " She tells me she can't. I chuckle and ask "is your boyfriend going to try to fight out in the parking lot if you take care of me?" She blushes, chuckles and says she doesn't have one. I pretend to be shocked and tell her that that is impossible considering how sexy she is. She chuckles again. I whispered "Take care of me and I'll take care of you. " She giggles and says she can't and then takes the hand that was caressing my balls and gently touches the tip before giggling and pulling away.
When she touched the tip I let out a phony gasp. She giggled. I slide my hand up and grab a ted. She pulls away and tells me I'm a bad boy. I tell her that she's just too sexy and is turning me on. She laughed and shook her head. I looked at her and told her to look down. I asked her "you see what you're doing to me? You're going to turn me on like this and then ask me to finish it? You're driving me crazy. Stroke it just a little. " I then felt her hand go up the shaft and the tugger begins. She swears me to secrecy (whoops!) and I reached under the shirt, on top of the bra, but didn't full on get the teddies out. After a bit I blow hot ropes all over the place. She cleaned me up and I went out to pay the difference. While at the register the other chick invited me to come back for a four hand with them. $100 house 50 tip.
In my personal opinion, that was way more sweet talking than it was worth. When I left the AMP there was a faint feeling of exhaustion. Now I don't mind putting in work to get what I want, but honestly there are way more options from there down Old Keene. At Garden you can get a massage that is equally as good and bare skin roaming. You can go to 3rd floor where you can get a comparable massage, bare roaming and a tugger. There are also a number of Korean spots where you can get blown or smash, although the massage may be mediocre.
So there you have it. I chose to accept my mission and my advice to The Voice on the Tape is that unless you or any other brahs here are brahs who are into personal conquests, I'd accept this place for what it is. That amount of sweet talk would only be worth it in my opinion if one of the fan favorites in the area was willing to go way expansive on her menu. I'm not with overdone wooing for a high school hook up with a cute, yet frumpy Chinese chick. And I'm definitely not paying for my own Hugh Jackman. But hey, to each their own.
Frankie.
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10-28-20 13:18 #16874
Lara's Dangerous Curves
I've been perusing the pages for new providers, needed some muscles relaxed, and thought I'd give Lara a try.
Screening was quick and successful. Location as advertised. I tapped the door and it opened and there behind it. The photos lie not my friends, a sheer robe gave an astounding view of a tall, firm, flawless womanly shape and a seriously stunning face. That and her cooingly seductive voice was almost enough to tip me over the edge. But what followed was an excellent massage. She's had the training to do a proper job, and worked with hot stones and a massage gun to straighten out a stiff foot and a sore shoulder that had been bugging me for weeks. She hits the right balance between "that's not getting it done" and "ow ow ow that kinda hurts".
I left there a better person, a satisfied person, and I will return. $140/ hr is a bargain for the touch of a woman like that.
https://dc.rubratings.com/186621
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10-28-20 10:25 #16873
2 times
Take a look at previous posts, those will give you and idea of the talent in the area, also go out on the limb and TOFT team, you will be more inclined to get suggestions if you provide some experiences you have.
Originally Posted by Andon29
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10-27-20 21:52 #16872
2 happies in an hour?
Guys, any idea about the post-covid massage with 2 per hr happy-endings? Big tatties preferable and roamable. Wouldn't like to offend anyone by skipping the massage process)).
Ty and stay safe!
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10-27-20 20:05 #16871
Total damage
It was. 6 house + 1. 2 tip. Originally Posted by DSeanC
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10-27-20 19:47 #16870
Oh Maya
Maya is so nice. She really does get into it. Like really into it She knows how to ride well also. $. 20 was the tip from me. I forgot the name of the other girl there but she is older than Maya and gives a good taint massage with her tongue. I wish they had more girls there than the two. But Maya is worth it and never disappoints. Originally Posted by Samizza
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10-27-20 17:37 #16869
Oasis
No. Oasis in Dumfries is on route 1, Jefferson Davis Hwy. Originally Posted by Samizza
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Evergreen lane is in Annandale.
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10-27-20 16:32 #16868
Oasis in Dumfries
No. It's 1750X Jefferson Davis Hwy. Originally Posted by Samizza
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And she was ok to finish in Russian.
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10-27-20 15:31 #16867
I think it's 1750X Jefferson Davis Hwy. Last time I went it was much older provider and she asked me give her a massage which I did. What was the damage? Thank you in advance.
Originally Posted by Samizza
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10-27-20 15:16 #16866
Dream with KK
Was in mood for a massage, tried to contact couple of providers with no luck. Then texted KK, got a reply in 10 min and scheduled for the 1 hr appointment. Parking was easy, she gave me the directions for both parking and her apartment. She opened the door with a mask on. The mask stayed on most of the time. She only removed it when she is more than 6 feet away from me. She asked me to take a shower and after the shower she started the massage. I can say its hands down the best massage I ever had. My back bones cracked, they generally don't. There was no teasing even after the flip. She massaged on the front too. The HJ was really good with some edging. We spoke about other providers too, she recommended some of her friends to me. I will definitely repeat. Damages were 1. 2 for hr and. 4 tip.
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10-27-20 14:58 #16865
Oasis Dumfries
I think he means here: http://oasistherapymassageva.com/. Originally Posted by Samizza
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10-27-20 13:16 #16864The exact address can be found on rubmaps. Off of Jeff. Davis hwy. Based on past reports, there is only one girl that works / runs the business so you may encounter interruption or can't get a session if you are a walk-in. The one time I went there last year I went in the morning on a weekday to avoid any interruption or "busy, come back later" type of stuff. Originally Posted by Samizza
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10-27-20 12:45 #16863
Candy
Can't get a reply to calls or texts. Originally Posted by DCKing
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10-27-20 12:36 #16862
Maya from Oasis
Oasis meaning here?
4200 Evergreen Ln STE 331.
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10-27-20 09:08 #16861
Maya from Oasis
So I went to this place in Dumfries. Got Maya. Average massage. But she was wearing a very sexy blue tight short dress. Allows roaming while massage. And when I was looking at her thighs. Surprise surprise! No panties.
Late thirties. Man made but nice big tits with large nipples. Ass is something!! FS available. She really enjoys it.
Nice personality she even helped me dress and bent down to tie my shoes!!
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