Massage Parlor Reports

**Bbx34** · 10-27-20 18:12

Originally Posted by JamesMcCoy692 [View Original Post]

OK, I was able to pop in to Zen Suites. Got a girl named Jordyn. Really cute Indian chick. Sweet look in the face and sexy pedicured feet. Unfortunately her body didn't match up to the rest of her. She was not fat, but had a little kangaroo pouch with saggy tits. Seems to be the type here I guess. I got the 1 hour jacuzzi with the nuru after. We got in the tub and just talked. Cool personality, but she kinda mumbles a lot so I just kinda nodded my head yes like I knew what she was mumbling to me. The jacuzzi wasn't as sensual as I was hoping. Sure, she spent plenty of time playing with junior while she sat across from me, but that was about it. I thought there would be more mutual touching and stuff, not that she stopped me, but she sat on the opposite side of the jacuzzi. I asked if I could kiss her and she said she would take off her clothes (she was wearing some kind of mesh see through bathing suit) and kiss for 140. I paid the extra tip and then got on the massage table. She kissed me twice and then said if I would like to massage her body. I kinda didn't want to because I had just paid this chick extra money. But I said OK and massaged her for a bit. She moaned and told me how good it was. I massaged her ass and then rubbed her pussy a little bit and she started moaning louder. As I was massaging her I got on top of her and started rubbing my dick between her butt cheeks and she was cool with it. She kept moaning and started grinding her ass on me. I felt like I was about to cum so I started humping harder and faster as she was moving her ass. Then accidentally I slipped my dick up her ass as I came. I know it sounds like I did it on purpose, but it was totally an accident. It slipped in partially because of the way she twisted her ass at the moment I was cumming. She obviously got pretty pissed off and jumped off of the massage table. She got in the jacuzzi and started washing the massage oil off after she finished I got in and did the same. After I got out the jacuzzi I was still kinda horny because I didn't really fully blow my load. I was about to but when I slipped in and she jumped out I was kinda past the point of no return so I still shot cum out but not the full load I needed. I told I didn't really cum all the way and if I could jack off while looking at her. She got pissed off and started mumbling to her self. I looked at her confused and said that I needed to go to the bathroom to get dressed, but that I jerk off by myself in there if I wanted.

Despite the fact that I'm probably not welcome back there after what happened I don't think that I'd want to repeat anyways. Yes, the spot is really nice, but the talent feels subpar to what you could get for cheaper at other spots.

Tldr;.

Nice place, bad talent.

Where is this place? What is zen suites.

**MyFinalHeav3** · 10-27-20 12:57

Originally Posted by BigBadNut [View Original Post]

Hey has anyone been to Ocean on SMBLVD? Last couple of weeks? Every time I have been there the back is locked up solid.

I think it's been closed for a while.

Phone number is unreliable, the former owner was very paranoid and rarely picked up the phone.

Maybe it'll open up now that MP's are allowed to open.

**JamesMcCoy692** · 10-27-20 12:54

Originally Posted by BigBadNut [View Original Post]

Jeeezz Wally of course it slipped in accidentally! But what's missing here is after the groaning and moaning precursor what did she do upon entry?)). Was there an ouch? Or ohhhhh or maybe a ahhhh??

There was an oooooouuuuuuuu! Follow by a "what the fuck! Followed by a few minutes of ooouu. Shit. Ouuu. It sounds fucked up, but it really was an accident and I think she was more in shock than in pain. Obviously I'm sure it hurt, but I think she played it up a bit too.

**BigBadNut** · 10-26-20 18:10

Jeeezz Wally of course it slipped in accidentally! But what's missing here is after the groaning and moaning precursor what did she do upon entry?)). Was there an ouch? Or ohhhhh or maybe a ahhhh??

Originally Posted by JamesMcCoy692 [View Original Post]

OK, I was able to pop in to Zen Suites. Got a girl named Jordyn. Really cute Indian chick. Sweet look in the face and sexy pedicured feet. Unfortunately her body didn't match up to the rest of her. She was not fat, but had a little kangaroo pouch with saggy tits. Seems to be the type here I guess. I got the 1 hour jacuzzi with the nuru after. We got in the tub and just talked. Cool personality, but she kinda mumbles a lot so I just kinda nodded my head yes like I knew what she was mumbling to me. The jacuzzi wasn't as sensual as I was hoping. Sure, she spent plenty of time playing with junior while she sat across from me, but that was about it. I thought there would be more mutual touching and stuff, not that she stopped me, but she sat on the opposite side of the jacuzzi. I asked if I could kiss her and she said she would take off her clothes (she was wearing some kind of mesh see through bathing suit) and kiss for 140. I paid the extra tip and then got on the massage table. She kissed me twice and then said if I would like to massage her body. I kinda didn't want to because I had just paid this chick extra money. But I said OK and massaged her for a bit. She moaned and told me how good it was. I massaged her ass and then rubbed her pussy a little bit and she started moaning louder. As I was massaging her I got on top of her and started rubbing my dick between her butt cheeks and she was cool with it. She kept moaning and started grinding her ass on me. I felt like I was about to cum so I started humping harder and faster as she was moving her ass. Then accidentally I slipped my dick up her ass as I came. I know it sounds like I did it on purpose, but it was totally an accident. It slipped in partially because of the way she twisted her ass at the moment I was cumming. She obviously got pretty pissed off and jumped off of the massage table. She got in the jacuzzi and started washing the massage oil off after she finished I got in and did the same. After I got out the jacuzzi I was still kinda horny because I didn't really fully blow my load. I was about to but when I slipped in and she jumped out I was kinda past the point of no return so I still shot cum out but not the full load I needed. I told I didn't really cum all the way and if I could jack off while looking at her. She got pissed off and started mumbling to her self. I looked at her confused and said that I needed to go to the bathroom to get dressed, but that I jerk off by myself in there if I wanted.

Despite the fact that I'm probably not welcome back there after what happened I don't think that I'd want to repeat anyways. Yes, the spot is really nice, but the talent feels subpar to what you could get for cheaper at other spots.

Tldr;.

Nice place, bad talent.

**BigBadNut** · 10-26-20 18:00

Hey has anyone been to Ocean on SMBLVD? Last couple of weeks? Every time I have been there the back is locked up solid.

**StubbornMule** · 10-26-20 00:27

Originally Posted by PirateLego123 [View Original Post]

Does anyone know about these two women?

I understand Kimberly has ample reviews on PD, but based on my experience with PD reviews, they are not indicative of how good the service is going to be. Everyone on the site seems to give stellar positive reviews even if it's mediocre at its best.

If anyone has any intel on either one of them, I would really appreciate it if you can share!

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...imberlyCavalli

https://massage.eros.com/california/...957.htm?cat=83

I have seen Kimberly. She is fine in terms of attitude / skills but her incall is gross (cramped + dog) and she is not hot. Picture a 50 year old with wrinkles and huge fake tits. Do not recommend.

**PaleMan** · 10-23-20 22:00

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

OK you fuckers, this is serious.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/127155

It would appear 8155 is back in business.

Confirm. They opened yesterday is what I got told. Barely feels different. Same mamasan now with a sorry attempt at a checking a temperature on the way in the door in addition to her usual charm. Told me I had to keep the mask on the whole time.

Got a New Colombian. Leather underwear. Or fake leather who knows they've been closed for so long. Nice ass nice tits and kinky licking my nips type girl.

When it was all said and done she asked what she owed me.

**ITG013** · 10-23-20 09:31

Originally Posted by PlayerN818 [View Original Post]

I'm confused. Isn't a one way mirror just a mirror?

How about googling it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-way_mirror

**JamesMcCoy692** · 10-23-20 08:24

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/197535

This place has more ads that that muther f tail Lopez fucker.

Now there is maahi?

I hear you can accidentally shove your hot rod up the shitter here.

Hahaha! I wish I had waited for this chick. She looks a lot better than the one I got. Not sure if I can go back though. I'm pretty sure I'm black listed.

**LouieMail** · 10-22-20 21:38

The county says tattoo shops, massage businesses and other personal service providers could be allowed to reopen indoors with certain restrictions as early as Friday.

I wonder which ones will stay open?

**BoulderBoy** · 10-22-20 20:21

LOL So all I read was:

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

It is a shitted up cluttered studio. Harmony herself must be on heavy meds. she has man hands. she has put on weight so she sweats.

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I think I'll pass. I'm looking for fantasy level, not something I'll regret later! Haha.

**PriscillaM** · 10-22-20 16:08

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/197535

This place has more ads that that muther f tail Lopez fucker.

Now there is maahi?

I hear you can accidentally shove your hot rod up the shitter here.

**PriscillaM** · 10-22-20 16:03

OK you fuckers, this is serious.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/127155

It would appear 8155 is back in business.

I want someone good, and I mean very good, to scope out the place and report back.

I want to be sure that the place has been sanitized for covid (lmfao), there is a light skinned Latina, Zara is back?, emo the mamasan still looks like shit, etc.

I don't want to show up with just my dick in my hands.

**PriscillaM** · 10-22-20 11:40

Originally Posted by BoulderBoy [View Original Post]

Wasn't sure if I should put this in pornstar thread or here but I think you all read both anyway.

Anyone seen Harmony Rivers? She's a young porn star who offers massage. Not sure if she gets you with an upsell once your dick is pointing upward though. Would love intel if anyone has any. https://www.slixa.com/california/los...s/only-harmony.

This one has one review:

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/pages/view/192457

I'm not having any luck up here in the valley since moving here and I'm trying to make an excuse to go down there. Oh! Been looking at this girl too! Anyone? https://privatedelights.ch/profile/deathwishmassage.

Harmony works at the space of Robin - https://www.thatmall.com/robin/ - one of the oldest handjob girls on the westside (60 prolly). Robin is pure evil.

The space is in the 10600 block of Santa Monica. It is a shitted up cluttered studio that is as hot as a phoenix garage.

Harmony herself must be on heavy meds. She looks like someone who is about to fall asleep. She does a vigorous massage, with lots of bullshit like hot stones, etc. She dances at a local strip club, the handjob is OK, she has man hands so that is a problem and she has put on weight so she sweats. She has a gaggle of horrible tats. She shows you her cooter, it is a porno box, no roast beef, just think lips. For 200 it is a good handjob.

**Crimsonquiggs** · 10-21-20 20:16

Originally Posted by JamesMcCoy692 [View Original Post]

No, it's the new jacuzzi spot in Marina Del Rey.

Seems like all the fun spots are way over on the westside. Seems like a lot of the non-AMP massage spots in mid-city area have dried up. Used to hit up that place on Robertson in BH, but I drove by the other day and they had a "For Lease" sign on the door.

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