Massage Parlor Reports

**NoseJelly** · 10-20-20 23:50

Ugly girls are like mopeds! Classic! I'm putting that one in my Monger Lexicon.

**Benz1** · 10-20-20 22:18

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

I make it a habit to never disagree with Benz. However, while what he posted may be the general rule, there are exceptions. As I said a few posts back, I have enjoyed some incredible times with some incredibly good looking women.

Very true Moonglow, I've had a few too. However Very few and far between.

**StripperTipper** · 10-20-20 16:00

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

My experience has been, the hotter they are, the less they do.

Average girls do it better.

I absolutely agree. Hot equals GPS. Average girls want to wow you with their skills to make up for their averageness. Homely girls will screw your brains out and if you can still walk, they will tackle you and screw you some more. Be careful though so you don't become the subject of a true crime story.

Ugly girls are like mopeds. Both are fun to ride until your neighbor sees you!

ST.

**CrissCross3015** · 10-20-20 15:25

Curious if anyone has any experience with a masseuse from Tinder / Snapchat app? There's one that showed up and I'm not sure if she's legit provider or a LEO / scam which is why I asked.

**Moonglow913** · 10-20-20 14:03

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

My experience has been, the hotter they are, the less they do.

Average girls do it better.

I make it a habit to never disagree with Benz. However, while what he posted may be the general rule, there are exceptions. As I said a few posts back, I have enjoyed some incredible times with some incredibly good looking women.

**Moonglow913** · 10-20-20 13:55

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

Damn!! That is a PERFECT ass!! Wish her reviews were better, I'd see her for sure!! Is the face as good as the body?

Wolverine posted a few pictures, at least one included her face. Post #9879.

**MagnumTC** · 10-20-20 13:24

Stopped in at 5 star a couple of weeks ago. 70/ hr, 50 1/2 hr IIRC. There were 2 pretty Asians in waiting room, but I didn't get them. Had to wait about 10 minutes for another gal to show up. Ava was a heavy set gal. On the flip, the top came off and I had a nice HE. Pleasant attitude, no mention of tip. I tipped 60. Would return.

**IrishGuy77** · 10-20-20 12:15

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

My experience has been, the hotter they are, the less they do.

Average girls do it better.

Totally agree.

**Benz1** · 10-20-20 11:53

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

Damn!! That is a PERFECT ass!! Wish her reviews were better, I'd see her for sure!! Is the face as good as the body?

My experience has been, the hotter they are, the less they do.

Average girls do it better.

**Love The Lips** · 10-20-20 10:27

Originally Posted by BoatGuy1 [View Original Post]

Looking for a name on this one so I can do a search.

Thanks.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...k/362859020841

Damn!! That is a PERFECT ass!! Wish her reviews were better, I'd see her for sure!! Is the face as good as the body?

**Moonglow913** · 10-20-20 08:10

Originally Posted by BoatGuy1 [View Original Post]

Thanks. That is too bad as she looks awfully hot. Want someone to put in the effort and at least be in a pleasant mood. Will pass unless I can't resist seeing that in person.

I guess I fall into the group of guys who have paid the price without regret but said it was probably once and done. She is hot enough IMHO to say it was worth the price of admission (pun?) but will not repeating. Too bad because with a better attitude and a bit more enthusiasm guys would be lining up around the block.

**BoatGuy1** · 10-19-20 18:36

Thanks. That is too bad as she looks awfully hot. Want someone to put in the effort and at least be in a pleasant mood. Will pass unless I can't resist seeing that in person.

Originally Posted by UtrGuy [View Original Post]

Her name is Summer at touch of paradise. Pics are her and she is that hot. Poor attitude, poor rub, and expensive finish. I will say it was worth the $ tip to feel that perfect ass though. Will not repeat.

**UtrGuy** · 10-19-20 17:53

Originally Posted by BoatGuy1 [View Original Post]

Looking for a name on this one so I can do a search.

Thanks.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...k/362859020841

Her name is Summer at touch of paradise. Pics are her and she is that hot. Poor attitude, poor rub, and expensive finish. I will say it was worth the $ tip to feel that perfect ass though. Will not repeat.

**BoatGuy1** · 10-19-20 14:23

Looking for a name on this one so I can do a search.

Thanks.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...k/362859020841

**Benz1** · 10-19-20 11:49

Originally Posted by White300 [View Original Post]

Don't laugh! Where can I get a pedicure and a he?

Hayley at serenity can give you a pedicure and HJ, I'm sure it will cost the same as a massage. She charges for her time.

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