Massage Parlor Reports

**PriscillaM** · 10-22-20 16:03

OK you fuckers, this is serious.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/127155

It would appear 8155 is back in business.

I want someone good, and I mean very good, to scope out the place and report back.

I want to be sure that the place has been sanitized for covid (lmfao), there is a light skinned Latina, Zara is back?, emo the mamasan still looks like shit, etc.

I don't want to show up with just my dick in my hands.

**PriscillaM** · 10-22-20 11:40

Originally Posted by BoulderBoy [View Original Post]

Wasn't sure if I should put this in pornstar thread or here but I think you all read both anyway.

Anyone seen Harmony Rivers? She's a young porn star who offers massage. Not sure if she gets you with an upsell once your dick is pointing upward though. Would love intel if anyone has any. https://www.slixa.com/california/los...s/only-harmony.

This one has one review:

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/pages/view/192457

I'm not having any luck up here in the valley since moving here and I'm trying to make an excuse to go down there. Oh! Been looking at this girl too! Anyone? https://privatedelights.ch/profile/deathwishmassage.

Harmony works at the space of Robin - https://www.thatmall.com/robin/ - one of the oldest handjob girls on the westside (60 prolly). Robin is pure evil.

The space is in the 10600 block of Santa Monica. It is a shitted up cluttered studio that is as hot as a phoenix garage.

Harmony herself must be on heavy meds. She looks like someone who is about to fall asleep. She does a vigorous massage, with lots of bullshit like hot stones, etc. She dances at a local strip club, the handjob is OK, she has man hands so that is a problem and she has put on weight so she sweats. She has a gaggle of horrible tats. She shows you her cooter, it is a porno box, no roast beef, just think lips. For 200 it is a good handjob.

**Crimsonquiggs** · 10-21-20 20:16

Originally Posted by JamesMcCoy692 [View Original Post]

No, it's the new jacuzzi spot in Marina Del Rey.

Seems like all the fun spots are way over on the westside. Seems like a lot of the non-AMP massage spots in mid-city area have dried up. Used to hit up that place on Robertson in BH, but I drove by the other day and they had a "For Lease" sign on the door.

**BoulderBoy** · 10-21-20 19:48

Wasn't sure if I should put this in pornstar thread or here but I think you all read both anyway.

Anyone seen Harmony Rivers? She's a young porn star who offers massage. Not sure if she gets you with an upsell once your dick is pointing upward though. Would love intel if anyone has any. https://www.slixa.com/california/los...s/only-harmony.

This one has one review:

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/pages/view/192457

I'm not having any luck up here in the valley since moving here and I'm trying to make an excuse to go down there. Oh! Been looking at this girl too! Anyone? https://privatedelights.ch/profile/deathwishmassage.

**BoulderBoy** · 10-21-20 19:42

Originally Posted by JamesMcCoy692 [View Original Post]

As I was massaging her I got on top of her and started rubbing my dick between her butt cheeks and she was cool with it. She kept moaning and started grinding her ass on me. I felt like I was about to cum so I started humping harder and faster as she was moving her ass. Then accidentally I slipped my dick up her ass as I came. I know it sounds like I did it on purpose, but it was totally an accident. It slipped in partially because of the way she twisted her ass at the moment I was cumming.

Nice place, bad talent.

That story and then the rating LOL; D

And I have never "accidentally" put my dick up someone's ass. Still trying to figure that one out. LOL I agree that this should have been filmed!

**PriscillaM** · 10-21-20 16:49

Originally Posted by JamesMcCoy692 [View Original Post]

No, it's the new jacuzzi spot in Marina Del Rey.

It's the new Greek islands spot in Marina Del Rey, there FIFY!

**PriscillaM** · 10-21-20 16:48

Originally Posted by JamesMcCoy692 [View Original Post]

OK, I was able to pop in to Zen Suites. Got a girl named Jordyn. Really cute Indian chick. Sweet look in the face and sexy pedicured feet. Unfortunately her body didn't match up to the rest of her. She was not fat, but had a little kangaroo pouch with saggy tits. Seems to be the type here I guess. I got the 1 hour jacuzzi with the nuru after. We got in the tub and just talked. Cool personality, but she kinda mumbles a lot so I just kinda nodded my head yes like I knew what she was mumbling to me. The jacuzzi wasn't as sensual as I was hoping. Sure, she spent plenty of time playing with junior while she sat across from me, but that was about it. I thought there would be more mutual touching and stuff, not that she stopped me, but she sat on the opposite side of the jacuzzi. I asked if I could kiss her and she said she would take off her clothes (she was wearing some kind of mesh see through bathing suit) and kiss for 140. I paid the extra tip and then got on the massage table. She kissed me twice and then said if I would like to massage her body. I kinda didn't want to because I had just paid this chick extra money. But I said OK and massaged her for a bit. She moaned and told me how good it was. I massaged her ass and then rubbed her pussy a little bit and she started moaning louder. As I was massaging her I got on top of her and started rubbing my dick between her butt cheeks and she was cool with it. She kept moaning and started grinding her ass on me. I felt like I was about to cum so I started humping harder and faster as she was moving her ass. Then accidentally I slipped my dick up her ass as I came. I know it sounds like I did it on purpose, but it was totally an accident. It slipped in partially because of the way she twisted her ass at the moment I was cumming. She obviously got pretty pissed off and jumped off of the massage table. She got in the jacuzzi and started washing the massage oil off after she finished I got in and did the same. After I got out the jacuzzi I was still kinda horny because I didn't really fully blow my load. I was about to but when I slipped in and she jumped out I was kinda past the point of no return so I still shot cum out but not the full load I needed. I told I didn't really cum all the way and if I could jack off while looking at her. She got pissed off and started mumbling to her self. I looked at her confused and said that I needed to go to the bathroom to get dressed, but that I jerk off by myself in there if I wanted.
Despite the fact that I'm probably not welcome back there after what happened I don't think that I'd want to repeat anyways. Yes, the spot is really nice, but the talent feels subpar to what you could get for cheaper at other spots.Tldr;.Nice place, bad talent.

Dude, this is epic. This reads like the speech from the guy on the jaws boat talking about the USS Indianapolis.

I really hope this place has a camera. This would fucken dominate porn forever.

I am throwing away all my Biden posters, you are my hero. You fucken buggered a gal on the west side accidentally.

**JamesMcCoy692** · 10-21-20 16:44

Originally Posted by JohnHada [View Original Post]

Is zen suites, zen day spa in lomita or another place?

No, it's the new jacuzzi spot in Marina Del Rey.

**JohnHada** · 10-21-20 15:09

Is zen suites, zen day spa in lomita or another place?

**JamesMcCoy692** · 10-21-20 14:54

OK, I was able to pop in to Zen Suites. Got a girl named Jordyn. Really cute Indian chick. Sweet look in the face and sexy pedicured feet. Unfortunately her body didn't match up to the rest of her. She was not fat, but had a little kangaroo pouch with saggy tits. Seems to be the type here I guess. I got the 1 hour jacuzzi with the nuru after. We got in the tub and just talked. Cool personality, but she kinda mumbles a lot so I just kinda nodded my head yes like I knew what she was mumbling to me. The jacuzzi wasn't as sensual as I was hoping. Sure, she spent plenty of time playing with junior while she sat across from me, but that was about it. I thought there would be more mutual touching and stuff, not that she stopped me, but she sat on the opposite side of the jacuzzi. I asked if I could kiss her and she said she would take off her clothes (she was wearing some kind of mesh see through bathing suit) and kiss for 140. I paid the extra tip and then got on the massage table. She kissed me twice and then said if I would like to massage her body. I kinda didn't want to because I had just paid this chick extra money. But I said OK and massaged her for a bit. She moaned and told me how good it was. I massaged her ass and then rubbed her pussy a little bit and she started moaning louder. As I was massaging her I got on top of her and started rubbing my dick between her butt cheeks and she was cool with it. She kept moaning and started grinding her ass on me. I felt like I was about to cum so I started humping harder and faster as she was moving her ass. Then accidentally I slipped my dick up her ass as I came. I know it sounds like I did it on purpose, but it was totally an accident. It slipped in partially because of the way she twisted her ass at the moment I was cumming. She obviously got pretty pissed off and jumped off of the massage table. She got in the jacuzzi and started washing the massage oil off after she finished I got in and did the same. After I got out the jacuzzi I was still kinda horny because I didn't really fully blow my load. I was about to but when I slipped in and she jumped out I was kinda past the point of no return so I still shot cum out but not the full load I needed. I told I didn't really cum all the way and if I could jack off while looking at her. She got pissed off and started mumbling to her self. I looked at her confused and said that I needed to go to the bathroom to get dressed, but that I jerk off by myself in there if I wanted.

Despite the fact that I'm probably not welcome back there after what happened I don't think that I'd want to repeat anyways. Yes, the spot is really nice, but the talent feels subpar to what you could get for cheaper at other spots.

Tldr;.

Nice place, bad talent.

**CoupleOfInches** · 10-21-20 11:37

Originally Posted by PlayerN818 [View Original Post]

I'm confused. Isn't a one way mirror just a mirror?

A one way mirror is usually one way, only reflects from the front. Stand in front of it and you see yourself and the room behind you. If it is a two way mirror mounted on a wall that the wall behind it has been removed, (special glass required.) I worked at the front desk of a motel a couple of years while I was in college. About six months into the job the owner said I should put couples looking for a bed for private time in one of two rooms. Didn't think much about it until I realized they both were on either side of a small utility room.

One afternoon I had a complaint about lights not working. Guess were the circuit breaker panel was, in that utility closet. Went in found a circuit breaker tripped and closed it. I also noted a stool and two panels on each side wall, with hinges and slide locks. You guessed it, open up on of the panels and nice view of the bed in each room. I asked the old man, and he let me have his secret. There was also a red light, a long with the standard 60 watt bulb. Walk in screw in the red bulb, loosen the white bulb, open the doors and have full view.

I did enjoy multiple secret views. After I left town I wondered how long it would be before he got caught. Twenty years later I revisit the town, the motel was long gone.

**PlayerN818** · 10-21-20 10:27

Originally Posted by ITG013 [View Original Post]

Met door woman and had to answer some questions about how I heard about them and where else I had been. They put me in a room with a one-way mirror. That was a first and I was kind of creeped out. I got the feeling they have had LEO problems in the recent past.

Waited a bit and Bunny came in. 5'4" 30-ish Korean, with an acceptable body (I prefer spinners though). Paid her the tip up front (also a first for me). HJ, mish, side, face down, finish. She was fine enough but nothing special. $. 70 total.

Went back on Sunday around 8 PM but they were closed (so obviously I would repeat).

I'm confused. Isn't a one way mirror just a mirror?

**Lostcausexxx** · 10-20-20 17:05

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

So here is a primer for you all on what will probably be the shortest lived MP on the westside:

1. location. Just text the number and they give you the address as an auto reply. Some fooker found the website. There is parking on the residential street (Yale). It is a pussy hair from Costco in MDR.

2. staff. This seems to be some kind of fuck for all co-op, without a central management or strategic vision. I am pretty sure they did not have a staff meeting saying that no hot rods are allowed in the garage, but it seems like these gals are working the westside for a reason. Guys on the westside are politically correct both in affairs of state and mongering. We do not shove it up a girl's tailpipe (well, except for Mary's at chens), we just want our dicks pulled.

3. Camryn. She is not obese, the pics are her, but just add on some fluff all around. Her tits are pretty terrible, more hanging skin than your average supreme court justice (present nominee excluded).

4. enjoy the place while it lasts. Their storefront screams legit and if so much as one fucken Karen goes in there and sees a guys getting zoom dicked, we are fucked. L.

You sir, cracked me up so hard. Love all the motor vehicle references. Got to say Judge Barrett is hot. Wondering if porns will soon be made with "Amy" and other men in SC Justice, although she is threatening their whole industry.

**ITG013** · 10-20-20 02:57

Met door woman and had to answer some questions about how I heard about them and where else I had been. They put me in a room with a one-way mirror. That was a first and I was kind of creeped out. I got the feeling they have had LEO problems in the recent past.

Waited a bit and Bunny came in. 5'4" 30-ish Korean, with an acceptable body (I prefer spinners though). Paid her the tip up front (also a first for me). HJ, mish, side, face down, finish. She was fine enough but nothing special. $. 70 total.

Went back on Sunday around 8 PM but they were closed (so obviously I would repeat).

**ITG013** · 10-20-20 02:47

Went to Eco and had about the same experience as others. Saw Apple, if I recall correctly. 5'3" tall, late 20s Asian (Korean maybe), little on the heavier side for my taste, but I already paid.

HJ, CBJ, Mish, side, face down. Some hair pulling and rougher sex than average for a parlor. Her moans and squeals helped make up for her less than perfect body. Finished with a few minutes to spare. $. 70 total. If you like a little more meat than a spinner and like harder sex, she is probably a good choice. Probably won't repeat myself unless Zen Day never opens again.