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**Chuchi** · 10-19-20 18:25

I decided to try this place out due to a fellow monger giving them a decent review on here a few months ago! I was in the mood for DATY / DATO and on a budget for a 1 hour dream and this place was reasonable at $ . 6 due to the women being way older and I mean way older like 50+. I don't mind since I just mostly wanted to DATY / DATO so I set the appointment up. Come to find out it's in the same building as the Elite girls.

As I walk in I leave donation in the counter and proceed to the room and get undressed, Anny then ask me if I want a massage and say sure why not. The worst, quickest and most unenthusiastic massage someone can ever give. Now mind you on their website all it says is Nuru sexual massage and nothing else but off of the fellows monger post a few months ago they described DFK, DATY, DATO, BBJ and multiple positions. So after 10 minutes of a shitty massage I flip over and she begins to BBJ which lasted 5 minutes tops, she ask me if I want to get it on I said let me DATY first so we proceeded to 69. While 69 she was jerking me off so fast in attempt to have me busy early but that wasn't going to happen. 5 minutes later and she puts the rubber and has me get on top, another 5 minutes go by and she is telling me so cum so I can finish already. Her attitude and persistence to have me cum within 20 minutes of the visit turns me off and takes even longer for me to finish. She then goes on a racist rant saying this is why providers don't see black men because they take forever to bust while a white man bust almost instantly (I'm not black BTW but it was still messed up to say). I eventually have her jerk me off until I cum and dip. Biggest waste of time and money but luckily it was only $ . 6. Posting this experience so you can avoid a terrible provider!

https://eltucanent.wixsite.com/tysonscorner/blank-q17v5

**BangTherapy** · 10-19-20 17:35

Thanks for the tip!

I think I'll try and stick with some of the lat places that have reviews, or maybe just roll the dice at an AMP. Trying to get screened doesn't seem to be working with an out of state I'd.

These seemed the most promising out of the bunch with a minimal loss if its a crap shoot:

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...245/5714513004

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...127/5714128986

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...a/dc/55221443/

https://superasian.com.listcrawler.e...a/dc/55206988/

Originally Posted by HardanFast [View Original Post]

What you have discovered is an ACS. Asian Crap Shoot. Since you are from Vegas, you can imagine what that means, unfortunately. Once in a blue moon, you will hit the jackpot. Most times you will find a GILF (or worse) or, if you are reasonably lucky, an ok MILF. If you want something that is decent quality, along the lines of Humaniplex, you will likely have to get screened by one of the agencies.

**HardanFast** · 10-19-20 17:11

What you have discovered is an ACS. Asian Crap Shoot. Since you are from Vegas, you can imagine what that means, unfortunately. Once in a blue moon, you will hit the jackpot. Most times you will find a GILF (or worse) or, if you are reasonably lucky, an ok MILF. If you want something that is decent quality, along the lines of Humaniplex, you will likely have to get screened by one of the agencies.

Originally Posted by BangTherapy [View Original Post]

So in vegas we have latina houses, and kgirls that are ran out of an apartment or a rented house.

Do you guys have something similar?

I hit up this ad and got a reply with directions to an apartment in alexandria: https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/thr...a/8127150.html.

Usually for this stuff I use Humaniplex, or listcrawler however its slim pickings on those sites for your area.

**LuckyLuciano00** · 10-19-20 17:04

Originally Posted by DevanteSwang [View Original Post]

Sad to hear that the quality of service at elite has fallen off like this. They should at least advertise that the provider is non-GFE / no BJ or something. I used to be a regular up until last year. You could always bank on an above-average to stellar experience, even if the initial provider you wanted to see wasn't available. But last year, two out of three of my experiences were subpar, so I stopped going after that. I hear that bookalatina charges $500 for new members, so that's not an option. Up until a couple of years ago, there were plentiful options for Latinas. Herndon and Fairfax Colombianas, not angels / elite, PRs and DRs coming down from NYC. Now it's just dry. Not sure if it's due to the fall of backpage or Trump's policies or covid or what.

Bookalatina is charging $500? That's insane. Even if their girls looked like Salma Hayek and offered BBFS, I still wouldn't pay that.

**BangTherapy** · 10-19-20 16:38

So in vegas we have latina houses, and kgirls that are ran out of an apartment or a rented house.

Do you guys have something similar?

I hit up this ad and got a reply with directions to an apartment in alexandria: https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/thr...a/8127150.html.

Usually for this stuff I use Humaniplex, or listcrawler however its slim pickings on those sites for your area.

**MikelSuTiger** · 10-19-20 16:34

Your inbox is full. I,tried for send you an email.

Originally Posted by Lohkey [View Original Post]

Got her personal number. Definitely a 10+.

She will be my atf for a bit. Definitely a spinner. Think Pam Anderson baywatch and I'm not exaggerating. Seniors pm for details

**Member #6465** · 10-19-20 15:12

Originally Posted by BangTherapy [View Original Post]

Any way some one could hook me up with contact info for AG? I checked RM and did some searching through this forum.

Vegas local coming to DC / Maryland / northern VA for work, staying near alexandria so any other recs you have would be great I can trade info for vegas spots if interested.

Google asiangem Tysons va to easily find the website. You can't just call them up and book an appointment though. There is a confirmation system That has been written about a lot on this board and it's pretty much the same for any other agencies of this type. Even if they're taking new customers and you hand them over everything the process can still take weeks.

**BangTherapy** · 10-19-20 14:32

Any way some one could hook me up with contact info for AG? I checked RM and did some searching through this forum.

Vegas local coming to DC / Maryland / northern VA for work, staying near alexandria so any other recs you have would be great I can trade info for vegas spots if interested.

Originally Posted by Rice33 [View Original Post]

Agree! Siena is one of my fav's. It's been several months since I saw Siena until I revisited her this week. I love how she takes the time to set up the red lights in the bedroom, she sets the mood right with the perfect ambiance. Nice change up with the hair color to blonde. That body is perfection. The way she bends on all fours so I can see that pretty shaved pussy in the mirror while she is sucking and moves her lips up & down the shaft of my cock is a fantastic sight.

Her slow & passionate deep rolling tongue kiss makes it feel very real. She is a great actress and performer. Right down to when she starts fingering and flickering her pussy as if she is having an orgasm. I lick her body while she getting herself off and just watch the show. I know she is faking it, but damn she looks so good moaning with her back arched and her thighs trembling. Oscar award winning performance for orgasms. What a gal! I'm going to rub one out just thinking about her finger in her pussy. Looking forward to seeing her again and again.

**Mdubya** · 10-19-20 12:51

Originally Posted by DevanteSwang [View Original Post]

Sad to hear that the quality of service at elite has fallen off like this. They should at least advertise that the provider is non-GFE / no BJ or something. I used to be a regular up until last year. You could always bank on an above-average to stellar experience, even if the initial provider you wanted to see wasn't available. But last year, two out of three of my experiences were subpar, so I stopped going after that. I hear that bookalatina charges $500 for new members, so that's not an option. Up until a couple of years ago, there were plentiful options for Latinas. Herndon and Fairfax Colombianas, not angels / elite, PRs and DRs coming down from NYC. Now it's just dry. Not sure if it's due to the fall of backpage or Trump's policies or covid or what.

Who told you that about Bookalatina? I've never heard that until now. There are plenty of Latinas up here. I can't even keep up with all of them. They are flooding the market. Bpage is a good place to start. One thing I will say about the Latinas is there's an 80% chance that the girl will be the one in the ad.

**Lohkey** · 10-19-20 12:43

Got her personal number. Definitely a 10+.

She will be my atf for a bit. Definitely a spinner. Think Pam Anderson baywatch and I'm not exaggerating. Seniors pm for details

**Member #6049** · 10-19-20 00:48

Originally Posted by LuckyLuciano00 [View Original Post]

Welp, it was bound to happen sooner or later.

I caved and went back to Elite. In my defense, I paid 250 half hour, NOT the ridiculous 300 half hour. They had her listed 300 half hour at first but they lowered the price back to 250. I tried to find a replacement for Elite (BKS, Springfield Latinas) but they didn't come close. So it was a "partial cave", LOL.

Anywho, I was greeted by an attractive women in her early to mid 30's with short, dyed blonde hair. Quick shower and back to the bedroom. The pics are accurate, its definitely her. She's thick, in a good way, big tits and ass, not fat. If you're looking for a spinner, she's not it. She does have a few tattoos and some stretch marks but those aren't too visible. LFK, body grinding, rcg, cg, doggie, and finished in mish. You'll notice that I did not mention bbj or BJ. That's because THERE WASN'T ANY. That's right, she didn't do it. At the beginning, after sucking on those big, delicious titties, I thought she would proceed to bbj, but she didn't. Instead she asked me if I was ready for the condom but I said no, hoping she would take the hint. Instead, more titty sucking, body grinding and then I told her to put the condom on, thinking she would do a CBJ. Instead she just hopped on for rcg. I was going to ask her but I was already inside of her so I was like "screw it" (pun intended). I'm a big fan of bbj's so it was a disappointment.

Would I repeat? Probably not. She's very friendly, pretty, and with a banging body but the lack of a bbj or BJ, did put a damper on things, as I've always gotten it from every single girl I've seen at Elite. 250 half hour without a bbj is kinda of a no go for me. However, if bbj's aren't your thing, YMMV. She's here until the 23rd. I've been thinking of seeing Sophie, who has a nice body but her hair is ruining it for me. Its too short! LOL. I also hear she has alotta tattoos.

I've noticed that elite is pricing their girls based on looks and age and of course demand. Super hot chicks like Paulina, Laura, and Gisell are 300 half hour while less hotter chicks get 250. My 2 fave chicks, Antonella and Ariana, if they ever return, will probably be at 300.

Keep pumpin'.

https://elitemodels.es/secontpage.php

Sad to hear that the quality of service at elite has fallen off like this. They should at least advertise that the provider is non-GFE / no BJ or something. I used to be a regular up until last year. You could always bank on an above-average to stellar experience, even if the initial provider you wanted to see wasn't available. But last year, two out of three of my experiences were subpar, so I stopped going after that. I hear that bookalatina charges $500 for new members, so that's not an option. Up until a couple of years ago, there were plentiful options for Latinas. Herndon and Fairfax Colombianas, not angels / elite, PRs and DRs coming down from NYC. Now it's just dry. Not sure if it's due to the fall of backpage or Trump's policies or covid or what.

**Tom McAn** · 10-18-20 17:09

Originally Posted by Mdubya [View Original Post]

I can't vouch for any nuru or massages. All I can say is money talks if you want a GFE. Sometimes a simple request for bbj will suffice. YMMV. But an extra tip goes a long way.

An extra tip may go a long way, but it seems to me that services being advertised should be available at the standard price unless the ad specifically states an extra tip is required for those services. At least that's how I see it. Then again, I long ago learned that truth in advertising isn't how the Asian crapshoot operates.

**Rimbau** · 10-18-20 14:06

Originally Posted by Grey14 [View Original Post]

Old Girl sounds like my kind of dream. Reach her by calling Lalisa #. What's old girl's name?

So there must be at least two girls using the same ad (probably in the same apt) for Lalisa. The one that I met was a little bit older than in the photo but a bit heavier. The photo was probably not her, but it was perhaps a resemblance, but the woman who met me was older and heavier. It doesn't appear to be the same one that Creepin met. It was an okay experience, but there are better for the price. I would probably not repeat.

**Rice33** · 10-18-20 13:08

Originally Posted by FreeThrow [View Original Post]

Today I saw Siena AG she really knows how to please, she strives to make you satisfied, good BBBJ, good kisser, she lets herself be touched but tells you to do it soft, until you come CIM, excellent service was worth every penny I spend. I recommend it.

Agree! Siena is one of my fav's. It's been several months since I saw Siena until I revisited her this week. I love how she takes the time to set up the red lights in the bedroom, she sets the mood right with the perfect ambiance. Nice change up with the hair color to blonde. That body is perfection. The way she bends on all fours so I can see that pretty shaved pussy in the mirror while she is sucking and moves her lips up & down the shaft of my cock is a fantastic sight.

Her slow & passionate deep rolling tongue kiss makes it feel very real. She is a great actress and performer. Right down to when she starts fingering and flickering her pussy as if she is having an orgasm. I lick her body while she getting herself off and just watch the show. I know she is faking it, but damn she looks so good moaning with her back arched and her thighs trembling. Oscar award winning performance for orgasms. What a gal! I'm going to rub one out just thinking about her finger in her pussy. Looking forward to seeing her again and again.

**Mdubya** · 10-18-20 10:24

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

As some of you may know, I've been on the sidelines for nearly a year between some health problems and the COVID-19 pandemic. I recently saw a doctor for a follow-up exam to a medical procedure I underwent late last year and got a thumbs-up. Between that and some stress I've been under, I decided it was time to get out again. I contacted the Asian outfit where Lala was working, but I drew Sophia instead. I'm not sure whether Lala left early or whether one of you other mongers was having a good time with her.

Sophia is more of a MILF than a GILF. Her dress revealed quite a bit of cleavage, leaving me hopeful of a decent time. After we both undressed and got on the bed, she began a CBJ which wasn't too bad as CBJ's go. She then mounted me and began a CG ride which lasted for a bit. Then we switched to mish and it wasn't too long afterward before I finished. Sophia let me take a shower before I got dressed; she made no effort to rush me out the door. After I left, I noticed I'd stayed longer than the appointed 30 minutes. Damage was $. 2, quite reasonable considering the GPS dominating the local escort and massage scenes.

Overall, it was better than average when compared to the typical Asian crapshoot providers. However, this was still some notches below the best providers I've seen, all of whom have long since retired. Sophia said she'll be around for another week or two; she might be worth considering if you don't mind a non-GFE experience. One potential caveat: parking is a challenge. Sophia is staying at a mid-range motel in the Ballston area with little or no on-street parking available. I parked in a garage several blocks away; that at least allowed me to carry out doctor's orders regarding exercise.

One more comment: why do these Asian places advertise GFE, BBBJ, BBFS, nuru, and other services which are rarely, if ever, available? I didn't even get a rubdown this time.

Anyway, here's their latest ad:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/nor...a/9763111.html

I can't vouch for any nuru or massages. All I can say is money talks if you want a GFE. Sometimes a simple request for bbj will suffice. YMMV. But an extra tip goes a long way.