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10-13-20 20:34 #39240Regular Member

Posts: 20I've committed the cardinal sin
I'll probably someday marry my provider, I met her 3 years ago, was her first guest, we have chatted every day since, I tolerated her business because I wanted to see if she would leave the business on her own and she did, she told me many stories, but actually I think she's a good girl, I'll see her for lunch, or she'll bring food to my work, also she'll come stay at my cabin on weekends, she seems genuine and has never ask me for anything nor have I given her any cash, I know we're not supposed to get in this deep with our providers but damn it I did, so far so good.
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10-13-20 19:54 #39239Banned Member

Posts: 13634Good report but I think you have some common terms confused. A legit massage means no happy ending. If a massage ends happily, it means the masseuse turned the crank, resulting in an eruption of salty dick snot.
Originally Posted by UpLiftMoi
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10-13-20 18:22 #39238Douchebag

Posts: 344Dinner and massage
Had dinner and a massage Friday so much fun.
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10-13-20 17:56 #39237Senior Member

Posts: 326Hwy 92 Tour and Mini
Took a drive down to Woodstock recently after some pretty good experiences at Oriental Massage as I posted recently. Thought maybe the landscape was changing. Stops at Full Moon, Lilla's and Jo Jo's. Could have sworn the same lady greeted me at all three, about 50 year old, chunky, big boobs. All tried to literally pull me in but I was able to break free, LOL. Waste of time and gas.
Ended up at Mini. Walked in and was greeted by Lisa. She was young, very cute with a slender body. Said she had an appointment coming but said she could do 30 minutes. At this point I figured I had enough searching for the elusive next best thing and took her up on the offer. Quick massage, lots of teasing, flip and a good ending. UTC above, OTC below. $. 4/. 4 Was satisfied and may repeat.
Also saw another girl there, said her name was Angeline. A little older but sexy looking but she was in a session. May also be worth a try.
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10-13-20 16:44 #39236Regular Member

Posts: 24Sisi
Visited Sisi on Sunday. Drew Ella (I THINK that's what she said). After a very thorough and enjoyable table shower, enjoyed a legit massage which impressed me. Ended happily and enjoyed the full hour. 60/60.
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10-13-20 16:33 #39235Senior Member

Posts: 4044I've been working out the past few years and I'll admit I have a pretty good body. Most of the places I been to I do get complimented. So yea a nice body goes a long way. I do believe them when they tell me that. Most of the guys that these girls see are either old / wrinkled up or obese and unattractive. Being kind and nice to these ladies is just a gentleman thing to do. There been a few instances where I've given the woman a massage before or after mine. Just like with any woman, they remember things like that. And you never know what could happen on your next visit.
Originally Posted by Osmosiss
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10-13-20 15:36 #39234Senior Member

Posts: 1456No smelly man
I was told by a massage girl once "thank god you no smell bad like last guy!" I'm a bigger guy I'm not the model body, but I go in clean and I make sure I smell pleasant. So far as negotiating, if I just want standard HE it's usually no issue, negotiations come into play when I'm trying to get something above and beyond the norm.
Originally Posted by USABarry
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10-13-20 15:04 #39233Senior Member

Posts: 362Be Presentable
Well said x2. Personal hygiene goes a long way towards having a good time. So does a fit body. Many times I have been told that they like my body. Are they just saying that? Probably, but when I say "I'll bet you say that to all the guys" they come back with "No, some not so good. " I compliment them as they work on me. Always be nice and respectful. Like Os said, rarely do I have to negotiate.
Originally Posted by Osmosiss
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10-13-20 13:33 #39232Douchebag

Posts: 344Lu massage
Went there had a blast I just love it there.
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10-13-20 13:24 #39231Senior Member

Posts: 201I agree.
Well said, Osmosiss a little kindness goes a long way.
Originally Posted by Osmosiss
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10-13-20 12:49 #39230Banned Member

Posts: 13634Yeah, seems since Covid that most of the nipple sucking and FIV are past tense.
Originally Posted by DocHolliday35
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10-13-20 12:38 #39229Banned Member

Posts: 13634Now I realize who you guys are talking about. Have not seen Cindy in years, nor have I heard anyone discuss her in years. Had no idea she was still in the business. And now a nervous twitch? That's new.
Originally Posted by MassageAwesome
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10-13-20 12:09 #39228Regular Member

Posts: 3Kaina
Hello all,
New to the forum not new to the game. Went here last week good massage saw Kelly she is small spinner type enjoyed UTC everywhere pants down shirt up great happy ending 60 for 1 hr massage and 60 tip. I will repeat because of more promised next time but I've heard that before we will see.
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10-13-20 11:20 #39227Senior Member

Posts: 104Cindy is an odd one for sure. I always leave happy but kinda confused / guilty as to WTF just happened. She is obsessive about wiping herself down if you lick her anywhere. Holding tissues or towels in her hands the entire time. There is something odd about her that is a slight turnoff. If you can power through the weirdness, there is a full menu available. Her massage does start out 100% legit to point you think nothing is going to happen. Then on the flip, she dims the lights and everything comes off. Thankfully she dims those lights. She looks much better in the dark.
Originally Posted by MassageAwesome
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10-13-20 10:57 #39226Regular Member

Posts: 10Do Re Mi Gainesville
This is more of a health spa meets beauty salon meets physical therapy destination than MP.







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