Massage Parlor Reports

[DocHolliday35]

I am really old so I think handsome is pretty irrelevant at my age. My eyes are so wrinkled at this point I could hold a penny in any of my crevices. I do keep in shape and always come in clean, shaven and ready for a HE. These girls don't like obesity so keeping in shape will help your chances a lot. Also, being kind and interested in them as a person will go far. Don't treat them like a tool but rather as a human being and you'll find that you will rarely have to negotiate.

Good luck,

Os.

All I have to do is shave and the panties drop to the floor?

[RedneckStud]

Good report but I think you have some common terms confused. A legit massage means no happy ending. If a massage ends happily, it means the masseuse turned the crank, resulting in an eruption of salty dick snot.

A "strictly legit" massage would mean no happy ending. I think it's ok to say you got a massage like you would have from a strictly legit provider, but got the bonus ending, too. My two cents.

[FunBox69]

Is Kelly new? None of the four ladies who were working when I visited two weeks ago went by Kelly. What does she look like?

I don't know if she is new was my first time there, as far as looks like I reported spinner type hope that help's.

[SkyWookie]

I'll probably someday marry my provider, I met her 3 years ago, was her first guest, we have chatted every day since, I tolerated her business because I wanted to see if she would leave the business on her own and she did, she told me many stories, but actually I think she's a good girl, I'll see her for lunch, or she'll bring food to my work, also she'll come stay at my cabin on weekends, she seems genuine and has never ask me for anything nor have I given her any cash, I know we're not supposed to get in this deep with our providers but damn it I did, so far so good.

Nah man, no cardinal sin, your dating a girl who left the business, maybe not a good idea if she still did it but she's done, and moved on, if you are both happy then great. I am sure most people (not all of course) at one point in their lives did something they may never admit or be proud of to survive. Good that you are happy.

[USABarry]

I'll probably someday marry my provider, I met her 3 years ago, was her first guest, we have chatted every day since, I tolerated her business because I wanted to see if she would leave the business on her own and she did, she told me many stories, but actually I think she's a good girl, I'll see her for lunch, or she'll bring food to my work, also she'll come stay at my cabin on weekends, she seems genuine and has never ask me for anything nor have I given her any cash, I know we're not supposed to get in this deep with our providers but damn it I did, so far so good.

You say she's not massaging anymore. You have an intimate relationship with her by reading between the lines that you wrote. She's spending weekends with you because she wants to. You're meeting for lunch often. 3 years after you met and she's still around are all signs there is more to this than a provider client relationship. Take your time and see where it goes. I know a former provider who married a client years ago. They're still happy together. Sometimes it works out.

[Niteluvr]

Hello all,

New to the forum not new to the game. Went here last week good massage saw Kelly she is small spinner type enjoyed UTC everywhere pants down shirt up great happy ending 60 for 1 hr massage and 60 tip. I will repeat because of more promised next time but I've heard that before we will see.

Is Kelly new? None of the four ladies who were working when I visited two weeks ago went by Kelly. What does she look like?

[Niteluvr]

I'll probably someday marry my provider, I met her 3 years ago, was her first guest, we have chatted every day since, I tolerated her business because I wanted to see if she would leave the business on her own and she did, she told me many stories, but actually I think she's a good girl, I'll see her for lunch, or she'll bring food to my work, also she'll come stay at my cabin on weekends, she seems genuine and has never ask me for anything nor have I given her any cash, I know we're not supposed to get in this deep with our providers but damn it I did, so far so good.

Personally, I would never go that route or suggest anyone doing it. Few providers ever really "turn a new leaf. " Why not look for someone of better calibre?

[The Wiseacre]

I recently noticed something fishy in a massage room and I'm 99% sure it was a hidden camera. On the way out, I confronted the provider and she at first avoided my question a few times and I chalked it up to her maybe not understanding the question. But then eventually she relented and claimed that there was not a camera in the massage room. She got very defensive. I've known her for awhile and this was a big disappointment. But I know a lie when I hear one.

Hidden cameras are legal in Georgia when they record public areas or areas where a person does not expect privacy. We should all expect to be recorded when we are in the lobby of an AMP, or in hallways and other easily visible areas. But not in the massage rooms unless there is consent of all people being surveyed.

[GunLvr]

I'll probably someday marry my provider, I met her 3 years ago, was her first guest, we have chatted every day since, I tolerated her business because I wanted to see if she would leave the business on her own and she did, she told me many stories, but actually I think she's a good girl, I'll see her for lunch, or she'll bring food to my work, also she'll come stay at my cabin on weekends, she seems genuine and has never ask me for anything nor have I given her any cash, I know we're not supposed to get in this deep with our providers but damn it I did, so far so good.

[Niteluvr]

Visited Sisi on Sunday. Drew Ella (I THINK that's what she said). After a very thorough and enjoyable table shower, enjoyed a legit massage which impressed me. Ended happily and enjoyed the full hour. 60/60.

Good report but I think you have some common terms confused. A legit massage means no happy ending. If a massage ends happily, it means the masseuse turned the crank, resulting in an eruption of salty dick snot.

[Oldti]

Had dinner and a massage Friday so much fun.

[GreaterGator]

Took a drive down to Woodstock recently after some pretty good experiences at Oriental Massage as I posted recently. Thought maybe the landscape was changing. Stops at Full Moon, Lilla's and Jo Jo's. Could have sworn the same lady greeted me at all three, about 50 year old, chunky, big boobs. All tried to literally pull me in but I was able to break free, LOL. Waste of time and gas.

Ended up at Mini. Walked in and was greeted by Lisa. She was young, very cute with a slender body. Said she had an appointment coming but said she could do 30 minutes. At this point I figured I had enough searching for the elusive next best thing and took her up on the offer. Quick massage, lots of teasing, flip and a good ending. UTC above, OTC below. $. 4/. 4 Was satisfied and may repeat.

Also saw another girl there, said her name was Angeline. A little older but sexy looking but she was in a session. May also be worth a try.

[UpLiftMoi]

Visited Sisi on Sunday. Drew Ella (I THINK that's what she said). After a very thorough and enjoyable table shower, enjoyed a legit massage which impressed me. Ended happily and enjoyed the full hour. 60/60.

[MassageAwesome]

I am really old so I think handsome is pretty irrelevant at my age. My eyes are so wrinkled at this point I could hold a penny in any of my crevices. I do keep in shape and always come in clean, shaven and ready for a HE. These girls don't like obesity so keeping in shape will help your chances a lot. Also, being kind and interested in them as a person will go far. Don't treat them like a tool but rather as a human being and you'll find that you will rarely have to negotiate.

Good luck,

Os.

I've been working out the past few years and I'll admit I have a pretty good body. Most of the places I been to I do get complimented. So yea a nice body goes a long way. I do believe them when they tell me that. Most of the guys that these girls see are either old / wrinkled up or obese and unattractive. Being kind and nice to these ladies is just a gentleman thing to do. There been a few instances where I've given the woman a massage before or after mine. Just like with any woman, they remember things like that. And you never know what could happen on your next visit.

[SkyWookie]

Well said x2. Personal hygiene goes a long way towards having a good time. So does a fit body. Many times I have been told that they like my body. Are they just saying that? Probably, but when I say "I'll bet you say that to all the guys" they come back with "No, some not so good. " I compliment them as they work on me. Always be nice and respectful. Like Os said, rarely do I have to negotiate.

I was told by a massage girl once "thank god you no smell bad like last guy!" I'm a bigger guy I'm not the model body, but I go in clean and I make sure I smell pleasant. So far as negotiating, if I just want standard HE it's usually no issue, negotiations come into play when I'm trying to get something above and beyond the norm.