Massage Parlor Reports

[DanznMan]

I had a wonderful workout session with Seven at VIP in Greenbelt (https://dc.rubratings.com/126740). Standard GB menu (everything covered) and price ($210) but Seven made it fun. She is tall, slender, fit (all muscle, not an ounce of fat) and sweet. Constantly laughing and teasing. She provided a through table shower with a near release followed by a decent medium hard massage. She likes to ride and pounded me like a piledriver. I thought "She should pay me!" Finished in mission, relaxed clean up and out the door. It is a long drive from northern Virginia but I have yet to find a similar AMP service in northern Virginia. Please share if you find one. Recommend booking Seven. Your trip will be worth the trek.

[Justforme]

Gina was nice but the service was not worth the price.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/wa...n/9740123.html

There appear to be more spa services available. If the massage is not up to par the other services might be.

Unfortunately, the DMV is a magnet for overpriced providers and we've gotten even more over the last 2-3 years. From the location in the ad I'm wondering if she's one of the women who work with Laila / Mya.

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...4874.htm?cat=1

https://nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/mc...w/9593637.html

They usually work out of a gated apt complex near Tysons Mall and the Kaiser medical center. All are GPS to the extreme and have average to non-existent massage skills. I tend to avoid any Thai masseuse with a non-local phone number unless / until there's positive intel on the forum.

120 should absolutely include a release as you can get a great legit massage for 60-80 + tip.

[Justforme]

This is not how they taught economics in college. The supply is large (size of pool and provider) so they raise the prices and provide lower quality of service.

Sadly, Virginia has always known for accepting the lower quality usually at a cost.

Sad but we allowed this path and now we have to live deal with it.

5 years ago, if you were tired or fed up with the Korean AMP scene there were very few venues for you to go to. And then all of sudden there was a influx of Thai independents that basically made K AMP's obsolete. What you could get for a dollar to dollar comparison was incredible, all by a provider that was much more attractive and enthusiastic.

Now we are in a very weird economical standing with Thai Providers. There are significantly more of them, competition has never been greater, and because of Corona there are fewer dollars out there. It makes little business sense that now would be the time for less desirable Thai providers to increase their rate and decrease their service but that is what we are facing. I doubt very much that the market will be able to support this trend for much longer.

5 years is a long time in this industry and I have not had a pleasant thai experience in 2-3 years. I suggest that because of the current economic situation we are all in that you would be greater served in the sugar daddy arena.

[PilotAviator]

5 years ago, if you were tired or fed up with the Korean AMP scene there were very few venues for you to go to. And then all of sudden there was a influx of Thai independents that basically made K AMP's obsolete. What you could get for a dollar to dollar comparison was incredible, all by a provider that was much more attractive and enthusiastic.

Now we are in a very weird economical standing with Thai Providers. There are significantly more of them, competition has never been greater, and because of Corona there are fewer dollars out there. It makes little business sense that now would be the time for less desirable Thai providers to increase their rate and decrease their service but that is what we are facing. I doubt very much that the market will be able to support this trend for much longer.

5 years is a long time in this industry and I have not had a pleasant thai experience in 2-3 years. I suggest that because of the current economic situation we are all in that you would be greater served in the sugar daddy arena.

The phrase "stag-flation" (or stag-Flagellation) comes to mind (minds to cum).

Regardless of circumstances. Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Jonesy72]

I have been itching to go see this chick in purple ever since someone said during their session, she was moaning "you have to protect me, I can get into trouble". LOL. Kind of hot for her to moan something like that as she is riding you.

Glad to know I'm not the only one to have that reaction. LOL.

Ice actually seen her twice pre-Covid. Both times standard nova. First time she was flirty and fun. 2nd time was all business and demanded more $. So I haven't been back.

[TwitchJohnson]

When you say NY it gives me hope again as someone who's only had bad experiences with Chinese AMPs with memories of walking in and getting a very, very "experienced" masseuse.

You say the sessions weren't fun, but were the masseuses attractive?

[Chase2010]

After many sleepless nights due to COVID concerns, I had a dream about Herndon Therapy. I dreamt that I met Tina, who was a very attractive woman in her 30's with a terrific body. No sign of baby damage, nice curvy hips especially for an Asian lady. Perky B's with nice pointers. She was friendly and a little talkative, very personable. 1 hr with table shower for. 8. The full package for +$ Never experienced CBJ that I liked but she changed my mind. Very good. Unbelievable kitty. Recommend!

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/her...t/9721932.html

[Ihilani]

The link you posted is for a place in Vienna that is listed on rubmaps under a different name and has been discussed here. Do a search of the address on rubmaps. I went here last year. Chinese AMP. Cute Chinese girl was my provider. Crap massage but then again you can read between the lines on what to expect at this place. Paid 120 for everything covered. House fee was I think either 40 or 50 for 30 minutes. Not sure what the hourly rate is.

Agree with Serpico. Visited pre COVID. Two parlors close to each other one is 311 Maple Ave (the one in the link and the other is 307 Maple Ave. The 307 provides 3 choices, a table shower and the full option can run you 2 x the house fee of $70. The 311 option is staffed by NY girls that rotate periodically. I have never had a fun session at 311, but did get the standard NoVA finish (no shower here) for the standard fee+ public house charge for an hour massage.

[MangoBalls78]

I was texting w / this lovely lady when she told me I have to make a payment to secure an appointment.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/33...8/9759002.html

[Serpico99]

I really just think she's overwhelmed. She's scheduling and doing the massages herself. Like I said before she's greedy and trying to run a one woman ship. The girl needs help or she's bound to crash. She's booking back to back appointments and I know for a fact there's not much cleaning going on in between sessions because I wasn't even out the door and she was bringing the next chump in. I would repeat because her prices are reasonable for massage. But the massage wasn't great but like I said she's the only one running the show and I'm sure her rent for that place ain't cheap.

I have been itching to go see this chick in purple ever since someone said during their session, she was moaning "you have to protect me, I can get into trouble". LOL. Kind of hot for her to moan something like that as she is riding you.

[Serpico99]

Has anyone been to Sky Energy Therapy? Did a google search, rub maps and TER and nothing.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...205472598.html

The link you posted is for a place in Vienna that is listed on rubmaps under a different name and has been discussed here. Do a search of the address on rubmaps. I went here last year. Chinese AMP. Cute Chinese girl was my provider. Crap massage but then again you can read between the lines on what to expect at this place. Paid 120 for everything covered. House fee was I think either 40 or 50 for 30 minutes. Not sure what the hourly rate is.

[CoolWays]

Same here bi polar with me during the same week.

She's had attitude problems with mongers in the past. Myself included. Bite enough of the hands that feed you, and you may find yourself going hungry.

[Tom McAn]

I've been out of the area since the pandemic helping family through some issues, but I certainly have had some great Thai experiences as recently as early this year. Not sure they can all be lumped into one group but, as I said in my post, I avoid any who I know or suspect are GPS. That generally includes any with a non-local area code and also any I suspect are affiliated with known GPS-provider Laila (aka Mya). I also avoid any who post brand new ads (mostly in the Fair Lakes and Tysons area) unless I see positive reviews. And, since my preference is for a really great massage, I've stayed with locals like KK, Tara, and Nalee. There are a few others, like Sophie, Mint, and Gina, who have decent massage skills and with whom I have good chemistry. Other "honorable mentions" would include Anna, Candy (Sophie's friend in Fair Lakes), Luna, and Apple although she (Apple) can be a bit flaky and hard to schedule with. But I'm a bit older so my preference is to cultivate a rotation of established regulars rather than seek out newer (or hotter looking) providers.

I haven't dabbled in the Sugar Baby area as everything I've seen indicates that it's more effort than I'm willing to put in. To each their own, of course, but I've been mostly successful in avoiding the GPS trap by sticking with established and well-reviewed local providers. If you're a good regular client then you'll sometimes get referrals from the ladies, which is how I met Gina and Candy. There are more than enough to satisfy my need for variety but of course that may not be the case for others.

I haven't seen any providers for nearly a year between some personal health issues and the pandemic. If I do so, it likely won't be around here; the GPS has become ridiculous. And GPS isn't limited to this area either. I recently participated in a discussion about a 19-year-old "spiritual intimacy coach" in York, PA advertising as an escort and wanting $500 for an hour. Yeah, right. I haven't mongered in York for some years, but I paid a fraction of that amount the last time I did so.

I suspect trying to book KK or Tara would be difficult at this time considering their high demand. Nalee's most recent ads state that she's only seeing her regulars. My visit with Sophie almost a year ago wasn't impressive enough for me to try again. I might have considered Candy, who now goes by Vicky, but one had to contact Sophie in order to schedule her. However, Sophie's most recent ads omit any mention of Vicky. Meanwhile, I have no interest in any of the Thai providers looking to make a fast buck while providing mediocre-to-poor service.

I might be taking a short trip later in the fall and am debating trying out the local talent when I get there. That is, if the price is right. In the meantime, we mongers need to hold the line and refuse to patronize providers engaging in GPS and providing poor value for the money.

[TheOuroboros]

So there you are. If you're interested in getting an above average tugger from a lady who is a rough 65 in a cluttered spa on top of a filthy comforter covered in enough DNA to provide workshops for a ten day CSI convention in Vegas, go on and make an appointment. In my opinion there are better ways to spend your money.

Frankie.

Too funny dude. I legit pissed myself.

[Frank Digitola]

Let me share a few things about myself with you all. 1) Taking one for the team is something I embrace with pride. I'm a brah to my brahs and anyway I can help I do. 2) Due to how gung-ho I get with things I'm into, I bore easily within phases of my life. These two tidbits combined and made for an interesting Friday evening.

Let's start from 2 and work backwards. Since completing the HOF and annihilating every to do list I've formulated, I feel like I'm sort of growing tired of the hobby. I'm trying to figure out how to spice things up. One idea I had was to post a question and see if there were any parlors or providers you brahs were on the fence about trying. I'd build a community to do list, fall on the sword for you brahs and report back with my findings. That way you can definitively decide if a trip is worth the effort for you. That way I can manifest my commitment to tidbit number 1 with my brahs here. With all the questions surrounding the Native American owned and operated Energy Serenity Spa, I felt like I'd make my spice it up attempt by giving this place a whirl. My name is Frank, but here are my findings "Man With No Name" style.

The Good-

A few posts down a brah suggested that anyone interested in trying this spa out should google the number in the ad as it was a sure fire way to find pics of the provider. Brah is correct. You'll find a pic of a thick, attractive, racially ambiguous woman wearing a black and red kimono that is the home of a pair of big teds. The woman pictured is Vicky and is the woman who will perform your massage.

Concerns of the place being strictly legit can be forgotten as it is not. On the site there were two massage options that looked unusual. The first was "Body Worship" and the other was "The Works". When setting up my appointment I asked what those two were and I was told those were "sensual" options. This was indeed the case. I went with "The Works". Within 10 minutes of my appointment I was getting a nice and passionate Hugh Jackman and had one of those big teddies in my mouth. At the end of my session I Holy Grailed all over the place.

The Bad-

To start, the massage was super lackluster for the smorgasbord advertised on the site. No substantial body weight or finger strength behind the strokes. It was okay, but I need more than just okay when I'm paying Indy prices.

There's also the issue of this providers appearance. I mentioned before that a google search will produce a picture, but in my estimation, that picture is 12-15 years old, easy. Vicky is probably in her early 60's but looks like she's pushing 70. She's also much thinner than the picture she uses. This however isn't an athletic slim though. It's a got gastric bypass surgery, Atkins dieted afterwards, I look deflated like someone poked me with a safety pin, droopy, loose skin, kinda slim. Teddies are still DD+ but are like a pair of wet three ring socks full of mashed potatoes. When I saw her, she was in all black, her hair was disheveled and she wasn't wearing a bra. All she needs is the hat and her witch costume is set for the end of the month.

The Ugly-

Okay. So. Okay. The "spa" itself looks like the set of Sanford and Son. There's random shit and wild plants all over the place. I power through the appearance of the place and hop on the massage table face down, then immediately hop up. There's a blanket on top of the massage table, and, okay, You remember when you were 14 and you started doing your own laundry? Remember how your pillowcase smelled like 9 months of face, drool and good nights sleep because you didn't know you're supposed to change your sheets once every couple weeks? Yeah. The spot where I put my face smelled twice that bad. I asked that a sheet or towels be placed on the table, as the horrors that I imagine would be revealed with a black light filled me with nausea.

Total damage 150.

So there you are. If you're interested in getting an above average tugger from a lady who is a rough 65 in a cluttered spa on top of a filthy comforter covered in enough DNA to provide workshops for a ten day CSI convention in Vegas, go on and make an appointment. In my opinion there are better ways to spend your money.

Frankie.