Massage Parlor Reports

[RiotStar]

I saw Hanna last night based off some reviews. She doesn't have 34 DD size boobs at all. Idk where one reviewer was getting at. Pretty face but overall the date was ok. She did this one thing that I don't see talked about here. She drank a little bit of warm water and then proceeded to massage me full body with my mouth while gargling? It's hard to describe but pretty creative but I wasnt exactly there for that. I think she was just killing time. My date was less than even half an hour. To each is own but we just weren't vibing. Take it for what its worth but for me, nothing has come close to nei nei. She was always awesome. I had a great time with Jenny too despite others not. It really all depends I guess on the mood. Seen Mickey and we did all those crazy positions described in reviews but the chemistry wasn't all there either. Kept telling me to finish which you know. Never helps LOL. And for what's it worth, I had an awesome time with Kiko before despite what others describe subpar service. We just vibed well and she's by far the most beautiful girl there and its not even close. Sometimes you got to take these reviews at face value. I hesitate going to BO because of it.

[Redsox2005]

Haven't been to any of these places in maybe two years. Is MC to pop place?

Sox.

Can't say anything that has not already been said but wanted to cast my vote for one of the best services in Orlando. You can't go wrong with any of the girls I have met at MC. Sophia is one of the best I have ever been with.

[IslandLover1]

Can't say anything that has not already been said but wanted to cast my vote for one of the best services in Orlando. You can't go wrong with any of the girls I have met at MC. Sophia is one of the best I have ever been with.

You have to see Micky, she is even better.

[Tatertot1]

Can't say anything that has not already been said but wanted to cast my vote for one of the best services in Orlando. You can't go wrong with any of the girls I have met at MC. Sophia is one of the best I have ever been with.

[WestcoastRydah]

Stopped by Umassage and met with Kiki. She is a beautiful Asian lady and on the shorter side with beautiful tits. She gave me a very nice TS and the best massage ever, even walked on my back. On the flip was BBBJ, k9, mish, and finished in K9. What a beautiful little ass to grab on to when filling the bag. I'll be back to see her again.

I just called to make an appointment with Kiki and was told Kiki hasn't worked there in a while but would be back next month. Do you think it may have been another name she went by? I'm.

[Quacktastic]

My therapist had a asian mom kind of vibe going on, big meaty pussy lips, B cups, and maybe a 6 on the asian scale. She's been in the business a long time, her hands were strong and smooth from lots of rub work, so I was excited to get a real massage, but it ended up being a short rub and more of a light glide to see if I was willing to play. She got to business handling me on the flip, but it was terrible, just jack hammered my shit, and in a world of COVID she did something that threw me off. There was no FS available that night and she had been wearing a mask for a little while, so as she's beating my dick like a spike going into hard ground she pulled her mask down and started spitting at / on my dick. I'm not really what the purpose was for that being that she had already baby oiled me up enough to not was off for a few days later. It was terrible and add to that I never saw their table shower and the partitions are not fully enclosed rooms, open ceiling so you can pretty much hear what's going on if you have a neighbor being "worked".

I used to love trying new spas and see how far they go, I've definitely overspent for sub-par service but I've also found some gems. Nothing is better than convincing a new girl at a non-FS spa to give it up.

I just won't put up with shitty service anymore. I think I've had bad service at almost every spa once or twice. I'm at a point where I will direct them and if they don't listen, I'll tell them to stop and start getting dressed unless I have paid in advance. If I paid in advance then I have totally asked to speak with the mamasan.

I was getting that jackhammer, foreskin torture at a place on 192 and told her to slow down and be more gentle. She actually intensified the treatment thinking I was an easy out and was about to blow. I removed her hands from my equipment and told her it didn't feel good at all and I was leaving. She started apologizing and trying to keep me from leaving, I told her she wasn't listening so why would I pay for that. She basically begged me to stay and offered me FS for the price we had agreed on for nude HE (. 6). Luckily I had a condom since that place was HE only, to be honest it wasn't even worth the. 6 for a low effort CBJ and to bang an older girl.

[WestcoastRydah]

I miss that place. It was like a little peaceful sanctuary for an hour or two.

Any of the still around or setting up again?

What was IHOP?

[Gruglok]

Decided to try something new. Tried a place across from Publix that opened a few months ago during the pandemic. It's sandwiched between a barber shop and a liquor store that gets lots of traffic. Word is that there's a back door entry into this place with a door bell, so try parking out back. I landed a thicker, older asian woman, the interior of the place was very clean but was not set up in your typical fashion. I was kind of in a rush myself so I didn't push for much service like table shower or FS, was just kind of there to see what would happen.

My therapist had a asian mom kind of vibe going on, big meaty pussy lips, B cups, and maybe a 6 on the asian scale. She's been in the business a long time, her hands were strong and smooth from lots of rub work, so I was excited to get a real massage, but it ended up being a short rub and more of a light glide to see if I was willing to play. She got to business handling me on the flip, but it was terrible, just jack hammered my shit, and in a world of COVID she did something that threw me off. There was no FS available that night and she had been wearing a mask for a little while, so as she's beating my dick like a spike going into hard ground she pulled her mask down and started spitting at / on my dick. I'm not really what the purpose was for that being that she had already baby oiled me up enough to not was off for a few days later. It was terrible and add to that I never saw their table shower and the partitions are not fully enclosed rooms, open ceiling so you can pretty much hear what's going on if you have a neighbor being "worked".

[ForestGreen213]

Stopped by Umassage and met with Kiki. She is a beautiful Asian lady and on the shorter side with beautiful tits. She gave me a very nice TS and the best massage ever, even walked on my back. On the flip was BBBJ, k9, mish, and finished in K9. What a beautiful little ass to grab on to when filling the bag. I'll be back to see her again.

[Horsetrader]

This is a ridiculous device to use on customers coming from the outside. You already know about the summer readings in Florida. Imagine the January readings in New England.

Some businesses have gotten smarter. If your temperature is either too high or too low, they have a second thermometer that does an ear temperature scan.

[Anuel23]

I miss that place. It was like a little peaceful sanctuary for an hour or two.

Any of the still around or setting up again?

I miss that place as well. It was a great option for mongers that didn't want to break the bank at you, BO, KMS, etc. Plus I love milfs / gilfs. Another place like that would be amazing.

[Envelope 57]

I miss that place. It was like a little peaceful sanctuary for an hour or two.

Any of the still around or setting up again?

[RowdyReptile]

After seeing other reports about guys being asked to "sit in their car to wait" (at MC a few weeks back) and the car being HOT, and then also experiencing what I'm certain was a false reading on a Thermo-scan thermometer at another AMP, I started taking some "precautions" so as NOT to have that issue again. If I know I don't have a fever, and I don't trust either the device the AMP may use or their judgment of the reading, at around 5 or 10 minutes before I will be exiting my car (whether I'm going to sit in a parking lot or just walk right in), I turn the A/C down to "Snow Blizzard" level and turn OFF all of the dash vents except the ONE that I can point most easily and directly at my face and forehead. By the time I get to the door my forehead still even FEELS cold, but the biggest problem I had was (the first time I tried this) that the Mamasan took my temp and it read something ridiculous, like 86 degrees or something. It was comical to see the look of disbelief on her face as she studied the device being all but certain the batteries must be failing or something. She took my temp 4 more times while apologizing that the device must not be working right, then she let me in anyway. I have since fine-tuned my "cool down" to assure my reading will be within reasonable limits. You could achieve the same result if you happen to have an ice cold aluminum soda / pop can that you could hold up to your forehead for a minute or so. Just make sure you KNOW you don't have a fever if doing this, as the purpose of this precaution is just to avoid a false reading due to being in a hot car cabin for any length of time.

Appointment, and no fever.

[GiantsLife]

Had errands to run and stopped by shortly after they opened. Paid my donation through the window and got my temperature taken. I was introduced to Hannah, very beautiful woman. Headed to the table shower and enjoyed the body slide she does. Not much in the way of a massage but I was there for other reasons. Enjoyed my time and would definitely repeat when I'm in the area.

[Grain 56]

Hey, great job on the breakdown / clarification of all the MPs a few pages back. Valuable stuff for all!

Also, we should all take his advice on how to beat the temperature game. After all, he IS a Doctor! Great post Dr. Willy! LOL.

Grain 56.

After seeing other reports about guys being asked to "sit in their car to wait" (at MC a few weeks back) and the car being HOT, and then also experiencing what I'm certain was a false reading on a Thermo-scan thermometer at another AMP, I started taking some "precautions" so as NOT to have that issue again. If I know I don't have a fever, and I don't trust either the device the AMP may use or their judgment of the reading, at around 5 or 10 minutes before I will be exiting my car (whether I'm going to sit in a parking lot or just walk right in), I turn the A/C down to "Snow Blizzard" level and turn OFF all of the dash vents except the ONE that I can point most easily and directly at my face and forehead. By the time I get to the door my forehead still even FEELS cold, but the biggest problem I had was (the first time I tried this) that the Mamasan took my temp and it read something ridiculous, like 86 degrees or something. It was comical to see the look of disbelief on her face as she studied the device being all but certain the batteries must be failing or something. She took my temp 4 more times while apologizing that the device must not be working right, then she let me in anyway. I have since fine-tuned my "cool down" to assure my reading will be within reasonable limits. You could achieve the same result if you happen to have an ice cold aluminum soda / pop can that you could hold up to your forehead for a minute or so. Just make sure you KNOW you don't have a fever if doing this, as the purpose of this precaution is just to avoid a false reading due to being in a hot car cabin for any length of time.