Escort Reports

[SawBoy1740]

Also posted under Schaumberg form.

I had a night to myself. Without the NG girls and tired of AAMPS and my regular rotation wanted something new. Side note. My budget caps at $200 but maybe I need to increase? I researched a few gals within easy driving distance and budget.

#1 choice:

https://callescort.org/847-986-0057

Claudia didn't respond. Love those nips and claim to GFE. Anyone have any experience with her?

#2.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/54647022/

Cassy -started off well, set up time, started to solidify meet and went silent. Anyone? Worth pursuing?

#3.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/54628326/

Daisy. UGGGG. When #1 and #2 went away thought with the little guy instead of big head. One review I read was bad. Pictures got me to contact her. MISTAKE!!

Easy to set up, no screen, decent hotel near Woodfield. That's where it went downhill. She's about 4'10. Gap in teeth, looks nothing like the air brushed pics. I should know better!! Saggy little tits, saggy ass, and large scar in mid-section. I don't think a baby scar but maybe an accident. In theory she could be a spinner but the bad outweighs the good. I need to learn to turn around and run away but I'm too nice. Pussy looked like a couple Oscar Myer wieners protruding from her. She actually started off with a little BBBJ. I started to stroke her hair and she said, "don't touch my hair". Ok. After a few minutes she tried to mount me. Oh man. It felt like I was trying to slip my dick in between two pieces of very dry Oak that was only 3 inches deep. It was tough and didn't feel good. I felt like I was hurting her and asked if she was ok. She said she can't feel anything down there. I'm guessing part of the scar story on the tummy. BTW. I am average size, not some beast dick. We changed positions a few times. No better. I asked if I could DATY. She said, "I guess" so I tried to get in between those protruded hot dogs. It didn't smell or feel great so I came out for air and tried to get my wiener back in. After more unsatisfying pumps I said lets go back to a BJ. The only positive about her was she tried to get me to cum but with the condom on. She gave it an effort. I said how about back to BBBJ and she said no, she's done. So I got up and left. My bad, I should have known, little fella thinking. Air brushed pics, bad attitude, something definitely wrong with her snatch. $1. 5 hhr. Stay away. The only positive is through spell check I learned that Weiner is actually properly spelled Wiener (Viennese way).

#4.

Anna. Never contacted her. Seemed like reviews were good. Don't judge book by cover!

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/54628010/

Anyone? She probably would have been my best bet.

Mongering ain't easy some times! I know you have all been there. Cheers!

I'm 99.99% sure I reviewed Daisy as well. Same deal. Hotdog down a hallway fuck and a vag that smelled awful. Same result. Left without busting a nut.

[GMan25]

Ok I'm being blackmailed.

Thought I met someone on a site sent a few texts and now they want cash to not tell my wife.

Any lawyers or law enforcement that can give me advise.

Thanks.

First, did you actually solicit sex for money? If not, there is no law against hooking up for sex via social media. There is no law against meeting people through Ashley Madison.

I view your situation as being similar to the email you receive stating someone hacked into your computer, activated your camera and filmed you jerking off to porn etc. Pay us $1,000 and we won't post it on all of your social media accounts. Ignore, they move on. Also, how would they know how to contact your wife anyway? I suppose they have your number and can dig online, but phone hacks, or your cell number getting passed around happens a lot. Someone gets a number and then sends out threats to people blackmailing them? Think about it. How did the auto warranty people etc. Get your number and call you about your car's warranty? If you have their number, and you are just curious, sign up for a white pages account for 1 month. See if you're successful in finding the owner of that cell number. Search fb etc. For that name and number. You know who they are now for your own curiosity, and don't have to act on it in any way. My advice, ignore and if confronted by the wife. Deny, Deny, Deny. Ask her how come she didn't take Abdullah up on his offer to help him out for 3 million dollars if these things are legit?

[Big Waffle]

Yes. If I try to login to read reviews, it never gives me a chance, just goes to a page that says "Fill out all fields properly".

I'm getting the same problem. Anyone out there know how to fix?

[ChgoGuySouth]

Looking for an recently immagrated or visiting African escort or massuse. Pm is fine. Can trade just let me know what your tastes are.

[Chicago41]

Also posted under Schaumberg form.

I had a night to myself. Without the NG girls and tired of AAMPS and my regular rotation wanted something new. Side note. My budget caps at $200 but maybe I need to increase? I researched a few gals within easy driving distance and budget.

Hey, none of your listcrawler links work, looks like they were copypasted in wrong.

[JayKay8]

She came back a few weeks ago after having cosmetic surgery but she was also dealing with some other personal issues at the time so she might be taking a little break again. I don't know for sure, I'm just assuming.

Macie just canceled on me at the last minute. She's dealing with some family stuff and won't be available until next Tuesday.

[TJGeek]

Also posted under Schaumberg form.

I had a night to myself. Without the NG girls and tired of AAMPS and my regular rotation wanted something new. Side note. My budget caps at $200 but maybe I need to increase? I researched a few gals within easy driving distance and budget.

#1 choice:

https://callescort.org/847-986-0057

Claudia didn't respond. Love those nips and claim to GFE. Anyone have any experience with her?

#2.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/54647022/

Cassy -started off well, set up time, started to solidify meet and went silent. Anyone? Worth pursuing?

#3.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/54628326/

Daisy. UGGGG. When #1 and #2 went away thought with the little guy instead of big head. One review I read was bad. Pictures got me to contact her. MISTAKE!!

Easy to set up, no screen, decent hotel near Woodfield. That's where it went downhill. She's about 4'10. Gap in teeth, looks nothing like the air brushed pics. I should know better!! Saggy little tits, saggy ass, and large scar in mid-section. I don't think a baby scar but maybe an accident. In theory she could be a spinner but the bad outweighs the good. I need to learn to turn around and run away but I'm too nice. Pussy looked like a couple Oscar Myer wieners protruding from her. She actually started off with a little BBBJ. I started to stroke her hair and she said, "don't touch my hair". Ok. After a few minutes she tried to mount me. Oh man. It felt like I was trying to slip my dick in between two pieces of very dry Oak that was only 3 inches deep. It was tough and didn't feel good. I felt like I was hurting her and asked if she was ok. She said she can't feel anything down there. I'm guessing part of the scar story on the tummy. BTW. I am average size, not some beast dick. We changed positions a few times. No better. I asked if I could DATY. She said, "I guess" so I tried to get in between those protruded hot dogs. It didn't smell or feel great so I came out for air and tried to get my wiener back in. After more unsatisfying pumps I said lets go back to a BJ. The only positive about her was she tried to get me to cum but with the condom on. She gave it an effort. I said how about back to BBBJ and she said no, she's done. So I got up and left. My bad, I should have known, little fella thinking. Air brushed pics, bad attitude, something definitely wrong with her snatch. $1. 5 hhr. Stay away. The only positive is through spell check I learned that Weiner is actually properly spelled Wiener (Viennese way).

#4.

Anna. Never contacted her. Seemed like reviews were good. Don't judge book by cover!

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/54628010/

Anyone? She probably would have been my best bet.

Mongering ain't easy some times! I know you have all been there. Cheers!

Bummer about your experiences.

Your #1 Girl may have been a disappointment also as based on this TER review, she doesn't look like the picture: https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...9860057-351949.

If your price range is 200 and you liked NG, MA may be right for you (HHR Rate): https://modelingave.escortbook.com/models.

For a little more, 262 will work also (usually 250 HHR Rate): https://classyladiesofchicago.escortbook.com/models.

I've found these 2 agencies to be most consistent and the girls have enough reviews to make an informed decision. The bookers tend to be easy to deal with once they know you.

[NewCleve]

I am a west coast monger and have been "hired" for a month to supervise a build out of a software program. I can either do the work from Chicago, Denver, or Kansas city. Denver is no good for reasons that I do not like the altitude, and KC seems kind of boring. Having said that, I would rather not get shot and killed in the Chicago experiment with no policing. If I am staying in the loop (right by the Hilton on Michigan), is it safe still at night? It seems from my research that there were only a few murders in the loop, but tons of looting. So, is shitcago the loop area safe?

I will say that the Chicago scene is terrible for AAMPs. I miss the west coast scene. The honey girls alone in Orange beats most things here.

[HanzoAsian]

Also posted under Schaumberg form.

I had a night to myself. Without the NG girls and tired of AAMPS and my regular rotation wanted something new. Side note. My budget caps at $200 but maybe I need to increase? I researched a few gals within easy driving distance and budget.

#1 choice:

https://callescort.org/847-986-0057

Claudia didn't respond. Love those nips and claim to GFE. Anyone have any experience with her?

#2.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/54647022/

Cassy -started off well, set up time, started to solidify meet and went silent. Anyone? Worth pursuing?

#3.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/54628326/

Daisy. UGGGG. When #1 and #2 went away thought with the little guy instead of big head. One review I read was bad. Pictures got me to contact her. MISTAKE!!

Easy to set up, no screen, decent hotel near Woodfield. That's where it went downhill. She's about 4'10. Gap in teeth, looks nothing like the air brushed pics. I should know better!! Saggy little tits, saggy ass, and large scar in mid-section. I don't think a baby scar but maybe an accident. In theory she could be a spinner but the bad outweighs the good. I need to learn to turn around and run away but I'm too nice. Pussy looked like a couple Oscar Myer wieners protruding from her. She actually started off with a little BBBJ. I started to stroke her hair and she said, "don't touch my hair". Ok. After a few minutes she tried to mount me. Oh man. It felt like I was trying to slip my dick in between two pieces of very dry Oak that was only 3 inches deep. It was tough and didn't feel good. I felt like I was hurting her and asked if she was ok. She said she can't feel anything down there. I'm guessing part of the scar story on the tummy. BTW. I am average size, not some beast dick. We changed positions a few times. No better. I asked if I could DATY. She said, "I guess" so I tried to get in between those protruded hot dogs. It didn't smell or feel great so I came out for air and tried to get my wiener back in. After more unsatisfying pumps I said lets go back to a BJ. The only positive about her was she tried to get me to cum but with the condom on. She gave it an effort. I said how about back to BBBJ and she said no, she's done. So I got up and left. My bad, I should have known, little fella thinking. Air brushed pics, bad attitude, something definitely wrong with her snatch. $1. 5 hhr. Stay away. The only positive is through spell check I learned that Weiner is actually properly spelled Wiener (Viennese way).

#4.

Anna. Never contacted her. Seemed like reviews were good. Don't judge book by cover!

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/54628010/

Anyone? She probably would have been my best bet.

Mongering ain't easy some times! I know you have all been there. Cheers!

Bruh, I tried Daisy twice idk why but both times, I had the same experience as you. I would NEVER DATY her, that shit stank from above. Had more fun with other girls that stayed across the street from Daisy's spot that looked ten times better.

[YDiner14]

Also posted under Schaumberg form.

I had a night to myself. Without the NG girls and tired of AAMPS and my regular rotation wanted something new. Side note. My budget caps at $200 but maybe I need to increase? I researched a few gals within easy driving distance and budget.

#1 choice:

https://callescort.org/847-986-0057

Claudia didn't respond. Love those nips and claim to GFE. Anyone have any experience with her?

#2.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/54647022/

Cassy -started off well, set up time, started to solidify meet and went silent. Anyone? Worth pursuing?

#3.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/54628326/

Daisy. UGGGG. When #1 and #2 went away thought with the little guy instead of big head. One review I read was bad. Pictures got me to contact her. MISTAKE!!

Easy to set up, no screen, decent hotel near Woodfield. That's where it went downhill. She's about 4'10. Gap in teeth, looks nothing like the air brushed pics. I should know better!! Saggy little tits, saggy ass, and large scar in mid-section. I don't think a baby scar but maybe an accident. In theory she could be a spinner but the bad outweighs the good. I need to learn to turn around and run away but I'm too nice. Pussy looked like a couple Oscar Myer wieners protruding from her. She actually started off with a little BBBJ. I started to stroke her hair and she said, "don't touch my hair". Ok. After a few minutes she tried to mount me. Oh man. It felt like I was trying to slip my dick in between two pieces of very dry Oak that was only 3 inches deep. It was tough and didn't feel good. I felt like I was hurting her and asked if she was ok. She said she can't feel anything down there. I'm guessing part of the scar story on the tummy. BTW. I am average size, not some beast dick. We changed positions a few times. No better. I asked if I could DATY. She said, "I guess" so I tried to get in between those protruded hot dogs. It didn't smell or feel great so I came out for air and tried to get my wiener back in. After more unsatisfying pumps I said lets go back to a BJ. The only positive about her was she tried to get me to cum but with the condom on. She gave it an effort. I said how about back to BBBJ and she said no, she's done. So I got up and left. My bad, I should have known, little fella thinking. Air brushed pics, bad attitude, something definitely wrong with her snatch. $1. 5 hhr. Stay away. The only positive is through spell check I learned that Weiner is actually properly spelled Wiener (Viennese way).

#4.

Anna. Never contacted her. Seemed like reviews were good. Don't judge book by cover!

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/54628010/

Anyone? She probably would have been my best bet.

Mongering ain't easy some times! I know you have all been there. Cheers!

[PrimeTime2430]

I'm about to have my first opp to sneak away since quarantine started, and am looking for someone who will toss my salad. Money isn't an issue so I'm wondering if anyone has any advice or experience with a younger, good looking gal who will eat my ass.

[George Stark]

Anyone else having trouble logging in to read listcrawler reviews?

Yes. If I try to login to read reviews, it never gives me a chance, just goes to a page that says "Fill out all fields properly". I haven't found a workaround for this, but looking at my saved ads will let me login, but just for that function.

[FaceGlazer2018]

Anyone have something to trade? I know a 23 yr old in the west burbs she is hot. Short like 5 foot great body.

You talking about a escort who advertises as a trade or a semi non pro? I've got plenty of regulars in my stable. Mostly semi pro to pro.

[Big Waffle]

Anyone else having trouble logging in to read listcrawler reviews?

[MrTisBad]

Anyone have something to trade? I know a 23 yr old in the west burbs she is hot. Short like 5 foot great body.