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10-03-20 00:40 #13992
Daisy
Bruh, I tried Daisy twice idk why but both times, I had the same experience as you. I would NEVER DATY her, that shit stank from above. Had more fun with other girls that stayed across the street from Daisy's spot that looked ten times better.
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10-02-20 23:13 #13991
Daisy - 4 years in. Worst mongering experience
Also posted under Schaumberg form.
I had a night to myself. Without the NG girls and tired of AAMPS and my regular rotation wanted something new. Side note. My budget caps at $200 but maybe I need to increase? I researched a few gals within easy driving distance and budget.
#1 choice:
https://callescort.org/847-986-0057
Claudia didn't respond. Love those nips and claim to GFE. Anyone have any experience with her?
#2.
https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/54647022/
Cassy -started off well, set up time, started to solidify meet and went silent. Anyone? Worth pursuing?
#3.
https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/54628326/
Daisy. UGGGG. When #1 and #2 went away thought with the little guy instead of big head. One review I read was bad. Pictures got me to contact her. MISTAKE!!
Easy to set up, no screen, decent hotel near Woodfield. That's where it went downhill. She's about 4'10. Gap in teeth, looks nothing like the air brushed pics. I should know better!! Saggy little tits, saggy ass, and large scar in mid-section. I don't think a baby scar but maybe an accident. In theory she could be a spinner but the bad outweighs the good. I need to learn to turn around and run away but I'm too nice. Pussy looked like a couple Oscar Myer wieners protruding from her. She actually started off with a little BBBJ. I started to stroke her hair and she said, "don't touch my hair". Ok. After a few minutes she tried to mount me. Oh man. It felt like I was trying to slip my dick in between two pieces of very dry Oak that was only 3 inches deep. It was tough and didn't feel good. I felt like I was hurting her and asked if she was ok. She said she can't feel anything down there. I'm guessing part of the scar story on the tummy. BTW. I am average size, not some beast dick. We changed positions a few times. No better. I asked if I could DATY. She said, "I guess" so I tried to get in between those protruded hot dogs. It didn't smell or feel great so I came out for air and tried to get my wiener back in. After more unsatisfying pumps I said lets go back to a BJ. The only positive about her was she tried to get me to cum but with the condom on. She gave it an effort. I said how about back to BBBJ and she said no, she's done. So I got up and left. My bad, I should have known, little fella thinking. Air brushed pics, bad attitude, something definitely wrong with her snatch. $1. 5 hhr. Stay away. The only positive is through spell check I learned that Weiner is actually properly spelled Wiener (Viennese way).
#4.
Anna. Never contacted her. Seemed like reviews were good. Don't judge book by cover!
https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/54628010/
Anyone? She probably would have been my best bet.
Mongering ain't easy some times! I know you have all been there. Cheers!
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10-02-20 21:27 #13990
Eating ass?
I'm about to have my first opp to sneak away since quarantine started, and am looking for someone who will toss my salad. Money isn't an issue so I'm wondering if anyone has any advice or experience with a younger, good looking gal who will eat my ass.
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10-02-20 20:34 #13989Yes. If I try to login to read reviews, it never gives me a chance, just goes to a page that says "Fill out all fields properly". I haven't found a workaround for this, but looking at my saved ads will let me login, but just for that function. Originally Posted by BigWaffle
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10-02-20 19:34 #13988
Trade
You talking about a escort who advertises as a trade or a semi non pro? I've got plenty of regulars in my stable. Mostly semi pro to pro. Originally Posted by MrTisBad
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10-02-20 19:29 #13987
Listcrawler login
Anyone else having trouble logging in to read listcrawler reviews?
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10-02-20 19:15 #13986
Trade
Anyone have something to trade? I know a 23 yr old in the west burbs she is hot. Short like 5 foot great body.
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10-02-20 15:29 #13985
Don't Pay them a Dime
Even if they do have your real contact information, there are tons of ways they could've accessed it. Maybe you claim they got your information from LinkedIn or some other public listing with your information and threatened to make up a story to blackmail you. Unless they have video of you, or some other identifying information within a written message thread, they have nothing. Their word (criminals) against yours. Originally Posted by Chicago41
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10-02-20 15:24 #13984
Pretty good
But if you really want to do it justice, you'll need a bunch of over the top detailed quotes that sound like a cross between 70's porn and a Marx Brothers skit. For example:
"Hey pal, why don't you watch where you point that thing. You might poke somebody's eye out! Originally Posted by OnlyDreams
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Then I said "lady, it's not anywhere near anybody's eye!" Suddenly, she leaned over, pulled down my pants, and before engulfing the whole thing said "you sure about that, mister?
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10-02-20 14:11 #13983
Hilarious
LOL I'm cracking up.
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10-02-20 13:30 #13982Unless they point out specific information that is relevant to you and your personal life, I would say they are just BS'ing. They have no motivation to try to ruin your life. They have every motivation to get you to bend and profit from the threat. I would ignore, but not block them. This would give them an opportunity to provide any proof that they can really do what they say while leaving you an opportunity to respond only if you see they can prove a real threat. Originally Posted by Trogon
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10-02-20 11:13 #13981That's what I'd do. Block and ignore. It's probably a fake profile anyway and some asshole in India or other foreign country is behind it. Unless you gave them specific real life details and use your regular phone # (not burner) they don't have any clue who you are or if you're real or who your wife may or may not be. Originally Posted by Trogon
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10-02-20 10:43 #13980
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EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.
The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.
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10-01-20 16:29 #13979
Thanks
It was on doublelist and to your point they advertised that they were married and looking so they knew I was married. Originally Posted by PhillipK1
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I'll ignore and see what happens.
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10-01-20 16:27 #13978Not LE or lawyer, but I wanted to at least offer some advice because this sucks. Originally Posted by Trogon
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Don't involve to the police. Chances are, they will not care and will see blackmail as a just punishment for you trying to break the law. Even if they take this seriously, it will be hard to find the other person and they could very well arrest you for solicitation first.
While a lawyer won't laugh at your predicament like cops will, it can cost $150+ just to chat with one for 15-30 min. Worse, they can't do anything. A monger suing an escort is like a user suing a drug dealer. Judges / juries will not be sympathetic, and the only way to win in court would be to confirm you tried breaking the law.
For my two cents, how to proceed depends on how they know you have a wife.
- If you happened to mention it yourself, then ignore them. They are guessing and trying to scare you into giving them cash, and there's a decent chance they are too lazy to do proper research and find who your wife is.
- If you never mentioned anything about having a wife, then I'm afraid I don't see many options. If they did the research already, they are willing to put work into this.
I don't want to get into how to handle your wife since that's none of my business, but you should prepare for how to explain all this to her. Regardless, I'm sorry you're going through this! Would you consider listing the girl and site here so others can avoid them?
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