Massage Parlor Reports

**WestcoastRydah** · 10-04-20 13:05

Originally Posted by ForestGreen213 [View Original Post]

Stopped by Umassage and met with Kiki. She is a beautiful Asian lady and on the shorter side with beautiful tits. She gave me a very nice TS and the best massage ever, even walked on my back. On the flip was BBBJ, k9, mish, and finished in K9. What a beautiful little ass to grab on to when filling the bag. I'll be back to see her again.

I just called to make an appointment with Kiki and was told Kiki hasn't worked there in a while but would be back next month. Do you think it may have been another name she went by? I'm.

**Quacktastic** · 10-04-20 12:21

Originally Posted by Gruglok [View Original Post]

My therapist had a asian mom kind of vibe going on, big meaty pussy lips, B cups, and maybe a 6 on the asian scale. She's been in the business a long time, her hands were strong and smooth from lots of rub work, so I was excited to get a real massage, but it ended up being a short rub and more of a light glide to see if I was willing to play. She got to business handling me on the flip, but it was terrible, just jack hammered my shit, and in a world of COVID she did something that threw me off. There was no FS available that night and she had been wearing a mask for a little while, so as she's beating my dick like a spike going into hard ground she pulled her mask down and started spitting at / on my dick. I'm not really what the purpose was for that being that she had already baby oiled me up enough to not was off for a few days later. It was terrible and add to that I never saw their table shower and the partitions are not fully enclosed rooms, open ceiling so you can pretty much hear what's going on if you have a neighbor being "worked".

I used to love trying new spas and see how far they go, I've definitely overspent for sub-par service but I've also found some gems. Nothing is better than convincing a new girl at a non-FS spa to give it up.

I just won't put up with shitty service anymore. I think I've had bad service at almost every spa once or twice. I'm at a point where I will direct them and if they don't listen, I'll tell them to stop and start getting dressed unless I have paid in advance. If I paid in advance then I have totally asked to speak with the mamasan.

I was getting that jackhammer, foreskin torture at a place on 192 and told her to slow down and be more gentle. She actually intensified the treatment thinking I was an easy out and was about to blow. I removed her hands from my equipment and told her it didn't feel good at all and I was leaving. She started apologizing and trying to keep me from leaving, I told her she wasn't listening so why would I pay for that. She basically begged me to stay and offered me FS for the price we had agreed on for nude HE (. 6). Luckily I had a condom since that place was HE only, to be honest it wasn't even worth the. 6 for a low effort CBJ and to bang an older girl.

**WestcoastRydah** · 10-04-20 07:23

Originally Posted by Envelope57 [View Original Post]

I miss that place. It was like a little peaceful sanctuary for an hour or two.

Any of the still around or setting up again?

What was IHOP?

**Gruglok** · 10-04-20 02:16

Decided to try something new. Tried a place across from Publix that opened a few months ago during the pandemic. It's sandwiched between a barber shop and a liquor store that gets lots of traffic. Word is that there's a back door entry into this place with a door bell, so try parking out back. I landed a thicker, older asian woman, the interior of the place was very clean but was not set up in your typical fashion. I was kind of in a rush myself so I didn't push for much service like table shower or FS, was just kind of there to see what would happen.

My therapist had a asian mom kind of vibe going on, big meaty pussy lips, B cups, and maybe a 6 on the asian scale. She's been in the business a long time, her hands were strong and smooth from lots of rub work, so I was excited to get a real massage, but it ended up being a short rub and more of a light glide to see if I was willing to play. She got to business handling me on the flip, but it was terrible, just jack hammered my shit, and in a world of COVID she did something that threw me off. There was no FS available that night and she had been wearing a mask for a little while, so as she's beating my dick like a spike going into hard ground she pulled her mask down and started spitting at / on my dick. I'm not really what the purpose was for that being that she had already baby oiled me up enough to not was off for a few days later. It was terrible and add to that I never saw their table shower and the partitions are not fully enclosed rooms, open ceiling so you can pretty much hear what's going on if you have a neighbor being "worked".

**ForestGreen213** · 10-03-20 13:13

Stopped by Umassage and met with Kiki. She is a beautiful Asian lady and on the shorter side with beautiful tits. She gave me a very nice TS and the best massage ever, even walked on my back. On the flip was BBBJ, k9, mish, and finished in K9. What a beautiful little ass to grab on to when filling the bag. I'll be back to see her again.

**Horsetrader** · 10-03-20 11:05

This is a ridiculous device to use on customers coming from the outside. You already know about the summer readings in Florida. Imagine the January readings in New England.

Some businesses have gotten smarter. If your temperature is either too high or too low, they have a second thermometer that does an ear temperature scan.

**Anuel23** · 10-03-20 06:54

Originally Posted by Envelope57 [View Original Post]

I miss that place. It was like a little peaceful sanctuary for an hour or two.

Any of the still around or setting up again?

I miss that place as well. It was a great option for mongers that didn't want to break the bank at you, BO, KMS, etc. Plus I love milfs / gilfs. Another place like that would be amazing.

**Envelope 57** · 10-03-20 05:57

I miss that place. It was like a little peaceful sanctuary for an hour or two.

Any of the still around or setting up again?

**RowdyReptile** · 10-02-20 23:42

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

After seeing other reports about guys being asked to "sit in their car to wait" (at MC a few weeks back) and the car being HOT, and then also experiencing what I'm certain was a false reading on a Thermo-scan thermometer at another AMP, I started taking some "precautions" so as NOT to have that issue again. If I know I don't have a fever, and I don't trust either the device the AMP may use or their judgment of the reading, at around 5 or 10 minutes before I will be exiting my car (whether I'm going to sit in a parking lot or just walk right in), I turn the A/C down to "Snow Blizzard" level and turn OFF all of the dash vents except the ONE that I can point most easily and directly at my face and forehead. By the time I get to the door my forehead still even FEELS cold, but the biggest problem I had was (the first time I tried this) that the Mamasan took my temp and it read something ridiculous, like 86 degrees or something. It was comical to see the look of disbelief on her face as she studied the device being all but certain the batteries must be failing or something. She took my temp 4 more times while apologizing that the device must not be working right, then she let me in anyway. I have since fine-tuned my "cool down" to assure my reading will be within reasonable limits. You could achieve the same result if you happen to have an ice cold aluminum soda / pop can that you could hold up to your forehead for a minute or so. Just make sure you KNOW you don't have a fever if doing this, as the purpose of this precaution is just to avoid a false reading due to being in a hot car cabin for any length of time.

Appointment, and no fever.

**GiantsLife** · 10-02-20 17:38

Had errands to run and stopped by shortly after they opened. Paid my donation through the window and got my temperature taken. I was introduced to Hannah, very beautiful woman. Headed to the table shower and enjoyed the body slide she does. Not much in the way of a massage but I was there for other reasons. Enjoyed my time and would definitely repeat when I'm in the area.

**Grain 56** · 10-02-20 17:08

Hey, great job on the breakdown / clarification of all the MPs a few pages back. Valuable stuff for all!

Also, we should all take his advice on how to beat the temperature game. After all, he IS a Doctor! Great post Dr. Willy! LOL.

Grain 56.

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

After seeing other reports about guys being asked to "sit in their car to wait" (at MC a few weeks back) and the car being HOT, and then also experiencing what I'm certain was a false reading on a Thermo-scan thermometer at another AMP, I started taking some "precautions" so as NOT to have that issue again. If I know I don't have a fever, and I don't trust either the device the AMP may use or their judgment of the reading, at around 5 or 10 minutes before I will be exiting my car (whether I'm going to sit in a parking lot or just walk right in), I turn the A/C down to "Snow Blizzard" level and turn OFF all of the dash vents except the ONE that I can point most easily and directly at my face and forehead. By the time I get to the door my forehead still even FEELS cold, but the biggest problem I had was (the first time I tried this) that the Mamasan took my temp and it read something ridiculous, like 86 degrees or something. It was comical to see the look of disbelief on her face as she studied the device being all but certain the batteries must be failing or something. She took my temp 4 more times while apologizing that the device must not be working right, then she let me in anyway. I have since fine-tuned my "cool down" to assure my reading will be within reasonable limits. You could achieve the same result if you happen to have an ice cold aluminum soda / pop can that you could hold up to your forehead for a minute or so. Just make sure you KNOW you don't have a fever if doing this, as the purpose of this precaution is just to avoid a false reading due to being in a hot car cabin for any length of time.

**Dr Willy** · 10-02-20 16:19

Originally Posted by HOD415 [View Original Post]

On Sunday morning I had some free time. Stopped by BO, no cars, all was quiet. I always park at the strip mall across the street. When I got in mammasan came to the door and yelled at me to put a mask on; forgot mine in the car. After putting one of their masks on she takes my temp and it shows as 101.6, she did it again and it came up as 100.6, she then said I can't let you in. Well I knew I wasn't running a fever so I went over to MC around the corner and walked in, no mask, no problem, Kiko took my temp aaaaaand- 98.6, she did it twice with the same results...

After seeing other reports about guys being asked to "sit in their car to wait" (at MC a few weeks back) and the car being HOT, and then also experiencing what I'm certain was a false reading on a Thermo-scan thermometer at another AMP, I started taking some "precautions" so as NOT to have that issue again. If I know I don't have a fever, and I don't trust either the device the AMP may use or their judgment of the reading, at around 5 or 10 minutes before I will be exiting my car (whether I'm going to sit in a parking lot or just walk right in), I turn the A/C down to "Snow Blizzard" level and turn OFF all of the dash vents except the ONE that I can point most easily and directly at my face and forehead. By the time I get to the door my forehead still even FEELS cold, but the biggest problem I had was (the first time I tried this) that the Mamasan took my temp and it read something ridiculous, like 86 degrees or something. It was comical to see the look of disbelief on her face as she studied the device being all but certain the batteries must be failing or something. She took my temp 4 more times while apologizing that the device must not be working right, then she let me in anyway. I have since fine-tuned my "cool down" to assure my reading will be within reasonable limits. You could achieve the same result if you happen to have an ice cold aluminum soda / pop can that you could hold up to your forehead for a minute or so. Just make sure you KNOW you don't have a fever if doing this, as the purpose of this precaution is just to avoid a false reading due to being in a hot car cabin for any length of time.

**JAva181** · 10-02-20 12:03

Originally Posted by SGreg1234 [View Original Post]

A lot of talk about AMPs in Simone County. I went last week to natural on 1792 and magic on 436. Both of these were very similar in experience.

Great massage followed by HE. I will say Jeanie teased me a little bit better but I felt great after both. No BJ, no FS at either.

I popped my massage cherry at the parlor on Howell Branch and 436,900 pm and their was only 1 MILF type girl there. My first experience so I wasnt expecting anything other than a HE at the most. Booked 1 hour session, at the end of the flip she motioned with her hand for HJ. She said come see me again when done, hopefully FS is a option next time. She also mentioned that in 4 days, more girls are coming. I was able to walk in and no cars, no waiting.

**Bjceb** · 10-02-20 11:43

I tried many times to meet up with her back when she advertised and got close a couple times but she always went radio silent on me right before we could meet.

Would love for her to come back and too meet up.

Originally Posted by Heywood2020 [View Original Post]

I would love to reconnect with. Nikki too. (the mixed Latina who worked out of a 2nd floor office on the corner of OBT and entrance to the FL mall) . She used to outcall for me. Very sweet girl. I saw one on rubreview I thought may be her, but it has been a while. Anyone?

**Heywood2020** · 10-02-20 09:03

I would love to reconnect with. Nikki too. (the mixed Latina who worked out of a 2nd floor office on the corner of OBT and entrance to the FL mall) . She used to outcall for me. Very sweet girl. I saw one on rubreview I thought may be her, but it has been a while. Anyone?

Originally Posted by Nightowl21 [View Original Post]

Been wondering about Nikki too. Saw a new ad for her a while back, but nothing recently. Would love to find her again!