Massage Parlor Reports

**HanginBalls** · 09-30-20 10:48

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

Chicago mongers are really bad at judging age. In general, non-asian people are bad at judging the ages of Asians, particularly women. And it's almost always by judging them far younger than they really are. I see reviews all the time which say the girl is in her 30's and I go and the woman is almost 50. Stop looking at the face and look at the hands and neck. You guys are getting jerked off by people in their 50's and 60's thinking they are 30's and 40's. And what's worse, these geriatrics tell their friends who can't get work in other cities and then they come here, increasing their numbers. This is why only 5% of chicago parlors have women under 40. We feed them and they multiply.

My old lady just turned 51 and jerked off some kid who thought she was 35!! Stupid kid!! LMFAO!!

**TJGeek** · 09-29-20 23:48

Originally Posted by dbones [View Original Post]

Anyone seen Mandy or Avana? Looks like Avana has some reviews on ter but no longer exist so not sure if they are real or not.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/194338

https://chicago.rubratings.com/121110

I've seen Avana twice.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/121110

Overall, a decent massage in her Lincoln Park studio apartment with a nice sensual build up to an erotic HJ finish. Sadly, no significant touching or roaming allowed and no upgrades. Pictures may have been accurate a few years ago, but a little more "curves" now. Not sure what ethnicity but maybe Southeast Asian or Hispanic? From my experience, the TER reviews are wrong. Not model appearance and performance was not an 8 based on TER rating guidelines.

**ApplePiePussy** · 09-29-20 22:26

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

I'm not quite sure how to feel about that. I've been there.

Chicago mongers are really bad at judging age. In general, non-asian people are bad at judging the ages of Asians, particularly women. And it's almost always by judging them far younger than they really are. I see reviews all the time which say the girl is in her 30's and I go and the woman is almost 50. Stop looking at the face and look at the hands and neck. You guys are getting jerked off by people in their 50's and 60's thinking they are 30's and 40's. And what's worse, these geriatrics tell their friends who can't get work in other cities and then they come here, increasing their numbers. This is why only 5% of chicago parlors have women under 40. We feed them and they multiply.

**BenBeck** · 09-29-20 20:27

Originally Posted by SawBoy1740 [View Original Post]

63?! Well damn. Lmao.

I'm not quite sure how to feel about that. I've been there.

**Walker333** · 09-29-20 19:56

Originally Posted by dbones [View Original Post]

Anyone seen Mandy or Avana? Looks like Avana has some reviews on ter but no longer exist so not sure if they are real or not.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/194338

https://chicago.rubratings.com/121110

Mandy should be an old timer, but photos appear to be of someone else.

**TJGeek** · 09-29-20 18:57

Originally Posted by DannyOFace [View Original Post]

Just thought I'd share my opinion on this place. So far I've seen Jenny and Mia for 4 hand, which led to an awesome FS experience. Sadly, Mia is gone but says she'll return once in a while. That woman had beautiful natural curves and a hot accent.

Then Alicia came for literally like a week, but they tell me she'll be back. Probably my best experience. $ $ on top of door fee for FS but completely worth it if you're into super curvy woman. Borderline Rose Monroe with a fatter ass.

Anyway, anyone else play with these girls?

I enjoyed FS with Laura once and Jessica twice. Both were fun! I few others were good also but are no longer there.

Too bad about Mia, she was on my "to see" list.

Anyone see Alexa?

**dbones** · 09-29-20 16:52

Anyone seen Mandy or Avana? Looks like Avana has some reviews on ter but no longer exist so not sure if they are real or not.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/194338

https://chicago.rubratings.com/121110

**NotSawAnymore** · 09-29-20 11:32

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

She's been around for a long time. Definitely is a nice, solid provider, some options will be available, but she is 63 yo.

63?! Well damn. Lmao.

**OrdLover** · 09-29-20 02:40

Originally Posted by Dgordon630 [View Original Post]

She's been around a while. Very discreet location, decent massage from older nice mt with nice tits. Very reliable. Other location further NW used to rotate girls through. That location has had the same girl now for a couple years now wish there was more variety at that location.

You are talking about Debbie? So this wasn't a new location? The address in the ad is across from where she works. The ad just pop up this week and the email address on it have a lot of locations.

**DannyOFace** · 09-29-20 01:29

Just thought I'd share my opinion on this place. So far I've seen Jenny and Mia for 4 hand, which led to an awesome FS experience. Sadly, Mia is gone but says she'll return once in a while. That woman had beautiful natural curves and a hot accent.

Then Alicia came for literally like a week, but they tell me she'll be back. Probably my best experience. $ $ on top of door fee for FS but completely worth it if you're into super curvy woman. Borderline Rose Monroe with a fatter ass.

Anyway, anyone else play with these girls?

**Yoni Sniffer** · 09-28-20 21:54

Originally Posted by JimmySixty9 [View Original Post]

I'm intrigued.

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/1680828

Did you visit this lady? Looks nice in the pictures. How was your experience?

**Tkqnfpzhzh** · 09-28-20 17:29

Does anyone know any good places with a milking table?

PM me please! I can share my other experiences around Chicago with different providers.

**Walker333** · 09-28-20 14:44

Originally Posted by SawBoy1740 [View Original Post]

I went there a couple of weeks ago. Not a spa. An office complex with a single worker. Decent massage and L1 with me sucking on some nice titties. Korean, guessing about 45 ish. Roaming everywhere. I suspect more will be offered with repeated visits. Good in a pinch.

She's been around for a long time. Definitely is a nice, solid provider, some options will be available, but she is 63 yo.

**Dgordon630** · 09-28-20 10:32

Originally Posted by OrdLover [View Original Post]

This new place recently opened up. Isn't this the old Peterson spa that closed down? Have anyone went there yet?

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs...9/9704017.html

She's been around a while. Very discreet location, decent massage from older nice mt with nice tits. Very reliable. Other location further NW — used to rotate girls through. That location has had the same girl now for a couple years now — wish there was more variety at that location.

**Pau Ford** · 09-28-20 07:37

Pics aren't of her but she's a petite blonde. Decent looking, decent massage, L1 only, not very personable or much conversation. Seen her a couple times and both times had communication issues. Parked and waiting for her to give instructions where to go, code to get into bldg, etc. And she'd suddenly get flaky with replies. First time took 25 minutes to complete that process, second time I left after 20 minutes and she replied 30 minutes later questioning why I left 😂 .

She says bad cell service but I think she's just a very inconsiderate person.

Originally Posted by JimmySixty9 [View Original Post]

I'm intrigued.

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/1680828