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**Metloaf** · 09-26-20 19:46

Originally Posted by LuckyLuciano00 [View Original Post]

Always trust your instincts. I relearned that lesson again today.

I made an appt to see Patty and got there 5 min early. Texted the handler who told me to wait a few minutes, which became almost a half hour. I was thinking of leaving when I finally got the go ahead.

I should have left.

I made an appt to see Patty https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...corts/2014304..

But I'm almost certain that the girl who opened the door was this hottie https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/1951471.

She opened the door and didn't even bother to look up, as she was glued to her phone. I could immediately tell she was not in a good mood. I tried to break the ice but no cigar. Honestly a hungry crocodile would have given me a warmer reception than this chick. Anywho, CBJ, and then cg. No kissing of any kind and she didn't let me suck her tits. Hell, she didn't even take off her bra. Anywho, as soon as she got on top for cg, she tried to get me off quick and she almost did until I almost had to force her off so I could go to mish. In mish I pounded her for a bit but then she tried to hurry me saying I didn't have much time left. I told her I had scheduled half an hour and she thought I was lying. So she stopped the activities, got dressed, and texted the handler, where she confirmed I had indeed paid for half an hour. She got back on top for cg but by this time her toxic attitude had worked its poison. Incredibly, I was having a hard time keeping wood. I had this beautiful girl grinding on top of me and I was struggling to maintain wood. Her attitude was just kryptonite. In an effort to get me to cum quick, she also kept bouncing up and down like a jackhammer, which just made things even worse. I got back on top and took my time pounding it. She wasn't going to get rid of me that easy. Anywho, eventually I finally busted what has to be the most unsatisfying nut of 2020.

As I finished, she asked me to take off my condom and flush it. As I was taking it off, she looked at it and said "gross". I actually thought about flinging it in her face but thankfully I kept my cool. I got dressed and just walked out, didn't even say goodbye.

This is my second time going to this place and my LAST. The first experience was just meh and this was one was terrible. I usually don't do crapshoots and whenever curiosity gets the better of me, I end up with meh experiences or shit ones like this. The ad featuring this chick doesn't have a name and I can see why. Given the shit performance she gave, she probably doesn't want any one identifying her. Which is a shame, because she is smoking hot. Her body is perfect.

Its definitely her in the pics. Thankfully, I'll be seeing Sira from CP soon and I know she'll make me forget this godawful experience. As always, YMMV, but after reading about my experience, why would you want to take that chance?

Keep pumpin! (just not this chick).

15 min - 120.

30 min - 150.

Between the handler and on the phone. They have you hide in bathroom to let the next monger in and then push you out as the person in around the corner in room. They sending people to door better you in hall. And all you hear is speaker phone with them talking their native language. Springfield across from mall. Ad changes. But provider next man made top and flat back.

**LuckyLuciano00** · 09-26-20 19:19

Always trust your instincts. I relearned that lesson again today.

I made an appt to see Patty and got there 5 min early. Texted the handler who told me to wait a few minutes, which became almost a half hour. I was thinking of leaving when I finally got the go ahead.

I should have left.

I made an appt to see Patty https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...corts/2014304..

But I'm almost certain that the girl who opened the door was this hottie https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/1951471.

She opened the door and didn't even bother to look up, as she was glued to her phone. I could immediately tell she was not in a good mood. I tried to break the ice but no cigar. Honestly a hungry crocodile would have given me a warmer reception than this chick. Anywho, CBJ, and then cg. No kissing of any kind and she didn't let me suck her tits. Hell, she didn't even take off her bra. Anywho, as soon as she got on top for cg, she tried to get me off quick and she almost did until I almost had to force her off so I could go to mish. In mish I pounded her for a bit but then she tried to hurry me saying I didn't have much time left. I told her I had scheduled half an hour and she thought I was lying. So she stopped the activities, got dressed, and texted the handler, where she confirmed I had indeed paid for half an hour. She got back on top for cg but by this time her toxic attitude had worked its poison. Incredibly, I was having a hard time keeping wood. I had this beautiful girl grinding on top of me and I was struggling to maintain wood. Her attitude was just kryptonite. In an effort to get me to cum quick, she also kept bouncing up and down like a jackhammer, which ironically, just made things even worse and made it even harder for me keep wood. I got back on top and took my time pounding it. She wasn't going to get rid of me that easy. Anywho, eventually I finally busted what has to be the most unsatisfying nut of 2020.

As I finished, she asked me to take off my condom and flush it. As I was taking it off, she looked at it and said "gross". I actually thought about flinging it in her face but thankfully I kept my cool. I got dressed and just walked out, didn't even say goodbye.

This is my second time going to this place and my LAST. The first experience was just meh and this was one was terrible. I usually don't do crapshoots and whenever curiosity gets the better of me, I end up with meh experiences or shit ones like this. The ad featuring this chick doesn't have a name and I can see why. Given the shit performance she gave, she probably doesn't want any one identifying her. Which is a shame, because she is smoking hot. Her body is perfect.

Its definitely her in the pics. Thankfully, I'll be seeing Sira from CP soon and I know she'll make me forget this godawful experience. As always, YMMV, but after reading about my experience, why would you want to take that chance?

Keep pumpin! (just not this chick).

15 min - 120.

30 min - 150.

**Pathfinder04** · 09-26-20 17:47

Originally Posted by JoeHat58 [View Original Post]

Who gave you your best rim job ever? For me it's probably Lily, who I think I heard is in San Francisco these days. Would like to find someone who will go for 20-30 min and get in there. Maybe Lily spoiled me.

Definitely Bad Becka whom I understand is retired. If anyone has any current providers who rim, please share.

**KyungJean** · 09-26-20 17:34

Originally Posted by PickyChooser [View Original Post]

Is she still in the area / active? I can't seem to get a hold of her. Tried sending emails, text msging, filling out her website but no response. Any suggestions?

3 P.S. Patience, persistence, politeness.

Also, you ask many questions. You might get more responses if you posted information sometimes. Makes the board a better place!

**Irwin69** · 09-26-20 17:19

Originally Posted by OrZammar [View Original Post]

Before anyone asks, pretty sure he means this person.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...5581945-335600

If I remember right, last time she came up here she only advertised on list crawler and was not GFE. I didn't see any ads from her when I just looked though.

She must not be taking in new customers. Her Insta story says she is in Alexandria and available. She arrived last night.

**MikelSuTiger** · 09-26-20 16:54

All covered. Hot chicks but little to no lfk: dfk or daty. CBJ.

Originally Posted by Irwin69 [View Original Post]

What's included in the visit?

BBBJ?

**OrZammar** · 09-26-20 15:36

Originally Posted by Irwin69 [View Original Post]

Londinfalls is back in town. Your fav MILF.

Before anyone asks, pretty sure he means this person.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...5581945-335600

If I remember right, last time she came up here she only advertised on list crawler and was not GFE. I didn't see any ads from her when I just looked though.

**WinterFrog16** · 09-26-20 15:35

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/arr...5/9678502.html

Saw this one in chantilly. Colombian, Short, older, jet black hair, big phat ass, big naturals breast. Standard $80/$120/$200. She'll go to Greece for an extra $100. She must do some kegel exercises because she definitely put an effort to tighten her grip. She leaves for California tomorrow, so today is last chance if someone looking to take a phat ass to Greece.

**KyungJean** · 09-26-20 14:37

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**Irwin69** · 09-26-20 12:57

Originally Posted by MikelSuTiger [View Original Post]

I've met 2 in their rotation. Lola and most recently, Patty. Guess its hit or miss. Definitely accurate photos, hot chicks who speak perfect English. Might take longer appts or multiple visits for them to open the menu a bit.

Would appreciate links for the SS and Laurel groups, cheers!

What's included in the visit?

BBBJ?

**Irwin69** · 09-26-20 12:55

Londinfalls is back in town. Your fav MILF.

**PickyChooser** · 09-26-20 09:08

Is she still in the area / active? I can't seem to get a hold of her. Tried sending emails, text msging, filling out her website but no response. Any suggestions?

**JasonCuse** · 09-26-20 05:38

Anyone know of a new Russian agency in DC or Bmore? Eros is advertising a lot of girls who look like they would be from the same agency, but the numbers are all different and they don't come up when you google them. We could use some new blood out here.

**Bunker Buster** · 09-25-20 21:39

Originally Posted by JoeHat58 [View Original Post]

Who gave you your best rim job ever? For me it's probably Lily, who I think I heard is in San Francisco these days. Would like to find someone who will go for 20-30 min and get in there. Maybe Lily spoiled me.

She was a white lady in her 30's who advertised as a Tantra provider. She was self trained and said went by instinct, and what she lacked in knowledge, she made up for with effort. She talked about the kundalini energy being focused at the anus, and she'd get her tongue at least two inches in. This went on for 10-15 minutes. She'd work me up with her hand at the same time, then take the blast in her mouth.

After that, Lisa from Golden Nails (who was famous in this forum). She'd play the rusty trombone until she was sweating, then after some DT with her on her back and her head hanging off the table, I'd go in for BBFSTC.

**MikelSuTiger** · 09-25-20 19:13

I've met 2 in their rotation. Lola and most recently, Patty. Guess its hit or miss. Definitely accurate photos, hot chicks who speak perfect English. Might take longer appts or multiple visits for them to open the menu a bit.

Would appreciate links for the SS and Laurel groups, cheers!

Originally Posted by VChase [View Original Post]

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/1951471

If you're in the Springfield area I'm looking for some incredible Latinas this might just be for you. They are all beautiful but considerably more expensive than the SS and Laurel counterparts, at least for short stays. $. 2/ 5/ 7.

GFE.