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Six years and this is your first post?

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[BlackHawk3200]

I drove by and noticed they were both closed. Did something happen?

Drove by today and open sign was lit.

[BigBootyFan]

Jazz has the best backside with a little attitude. If she's not for you try Summa. I went there when they first opened and they had premo AA. It can get a little pricey so book the lower price option and see what you can work out in the room. I haven't been there in months but the pics in the ad are the same and they were real at the time.

https://detroit.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs...e/9186434.html

Is this the Summa your talking about?

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...field-mi-82139#rubmaps.

[PieBoy]

I had a nightmare a couple of days ago. I'd gone to ACU and was greeted by an older woman who didn't seem like she wanted to be there. I was taken to a room for hh and it wasn't what I'd expected. I expected to have my back cracked and that didn't happen. She kept standing on the base of my back, which was painful. I wasn't there for HE. I wanted a thorough massage and it didn't happen. Further, she behaved a little weird. She wouldn't close the door to the room. I would assume there's no expectation of privacy when the door is open. A brief siren that went off and immediately after, the doorbell rung. She took the *customer* to another room to wait. I don't know if that was a signal, but in my nightmare, it certainly seemed like one. She did a rush job and sent me on my way. No HE. No good massage. Just a lighter pocket and regret. Finally, I noticed she didn't change the towel and just put another face pillow in place. Nope, I hope to never dream a nightmare like that ever again.

Acu telegraph or acu middlebelt?

[Averily]

I thought you left the hobby but it sounds like your back. Cheers!

I quit for a few months but you know how addictions go. I have slowed way down maybe twice a month. The experiences are better now.

[Averily]

I was skeptical about Sarah reading some of the raves about her I assumed they were fake reviews. But curiosity won so a few days ago I called her and was able to see her within a couple of hours.

I'll just say that she far exceeded anything I expected. The raves were justified.

She doesn't like working out of her apartment out of concern with her neighbors unless she knows you.

The picture someone posted doesn't do her justice BTW.

Link is dead but I've attached her photo. She works out of an apartment in Waterford. Has anyone here seen her more than once? I saw her a few months back and had the time of my life but now I can't get her to respond to me for some reason. As a test, I texted her from a different number and of course she responded immediately. I wasn't inappropriate with her so I'm not understanding the lack of communication. Gorgeous girl with an awesome body and she definitely goes the extra mile and then some. Just wish I could see her again!

[RoseBudd]

I had a nightmare a couple of days ago. I'd gone to ACU and was greeted by an older woman who didn't seem like she wanted to be there. I was taken to a room for hh and it wasn't what I'd expected. I expected to have my back cracked and that didn't happen. She kept standing on the base of my back, which was painful. I wasn't there for HE. I wanted a thorough massage and it didn't happen. Further, she behaved a little weird. She wouldn't close the door to the room. I would assume there's no expectation of privacy when the door is open. A brief siren that went off and immediately after, the doorbell rung. She took the *customer* to another room to wait. I don't know if that was a signal, but in my nightmare, it certainly seemed like one. She did a rush job and sent me on my way. No HE. No good massage. Just a lighter pocket and regret. Finally, I noticed she didn't change the towel and just put another face pillow in place. Nope, I hope to never dream a nightmare like that ever again.

[LexxxLuthor]

https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/b...190227089.html

First thing when I walked into the room I noticed the sheets had some kind of discoloration and walls that don't go to the ceiling. So after the uneventful table shower I had them change the sheets. Decent massage on the flip she opened my hand and dumped a metric ton of oil into it, I looked at her like WTF. No HE and she was begging me for a tip on the way out. Would not repeat.

[CarmeloJoe35]

Her name is Nana. Not my type and I can report the same sour attitude as everyone else has. One thing makes her come to life is cash. Anything is available once the bills are flashed but the negotiation is a turn off.

Mai is the older one. Much prettier mid 40's. She's not as open as Nana and doesn't negotiate like Nana does. Mai has better massage skills. This place has same owner as Serendipity and it looks like Serendipity isn't going to reopen according to Mai. Too bad. I don't like the Novi location.

I thought you left the hobby but it sounds like your back. Cheers!

[Averily]

Her name is Nana. Not my type and I can report the same sour attitude as everyone else has. One thing makes her come to life is cash. Anything is available once the bills are flashed but the negotiation is a turn off.

Mai is the older one. Much prettier mid 40's. She's not as open as Nana and doesn't negotiate like Nana does. Mai has better massage skills. This place has same owner as Serendipity and it looks like Serendipity isn't going to reopen according to Mai. Too bad. I don't like the Novi location.

I have the same report. She offered to be disrobed for an additional 1. I declined. Same disinterested attitude as others described.

I visited twice and heard her getting in to whatever was happening with another guy. Maybe he went with her offer, or she was just expediting the finish. I didn't get that treatment but would have rated her higher if I did. Clearly a YMMV.

A stockier woman there also gave a massage with he. The massage was actually good.

[CrustNuts]

The one thing you failed to mention is that the other ladies at Shiatsu and others appreciate your patronage. Tiffany leaves you with the impression she stepped in dog shit. Walks around the room, whipes herself off after you unloaded on her. She's so busy that she doesn't shower it off. You need to look beyond the perception of being with the hottest. It's a lot of $ for less than you expected.

On more than one occasion, I have waited because Tiffany was in the shower.

[BackRoom Bob]

Hey guys! First time poster. Not new to the hobby, but not often very active either.

After the mixed reviews, I decided to try the downriver nuru lady for myself this weekend and had a really good experience. I was greeted by a very petite Asian woman. Not sure how old, but I would guess late 40's or so. I was led to her massage room where I undressed and set 2 bucks on the table. Massage was actually very good. When it was time to flip, I was surprised when she had me get up and follow her to another room. Guess it was the "nuru room" because it had a wider bed, but looked like another massage room. After sliding on my back for a for awhile she had me flip over. Having her nice tots and ass sliding on me, I wasn't able to last very long after she started playing with Jr and the boys, and finishing between the girls. Surprisingly, after cleaning me off in the shower, she hopped in with me and used her mouth to provide very good covered (thankfully, due to virus) while playing with her until I was spent after that second surprise round. When leaving, I only took my clothes and there was no talk of payment. I will definitely return! Really no downside, other than if neighbours bother you. I had no issues and great service!

I must agree. I have seen her several times. She has a great attitude if you aren't an asshole. Nice massage that gets better. Always well worth the money.

Considering all the overpriced bikini massages and half-assed service available out there, she is the best value for your money.

[HeeJung47]

The one thing you failed to mention is that the other ladies at Shiatsu and others appreciate your patronage. Tiffany leaves you with the impression she stepped in dog shit. Walks around the room, whipes herself off after you unloaded on her. She's so busy that she doesn't shower it off. You need to look beyond the perception of being with the hottest. It's a lot of $ for less than you expected.

I couldn't agree more.

[AngusGuy]

She's the most posted girl in the area, but not the best looking or hottest anymore. That title clearly goes to Ellie at Shiatsu Well Being. Much prettier and much better body than Tiffany. And by the way, a much nicer personality too.

Last time I saw her I left feeling cheated. She walks in late and leaves before the time you payed for. It's like being with a manikin. Her whole body is fake. Like said, zero personality. She is a nail tech. Clips your wallet and returns no sense of self esteem. Go elsewhere for the same fee and treat yourself with a burger and beers after.

[DaveL7]

I'm not aware of any increase. 2. 6 is what I'm used to. PM me if you want more info. How did you like the new place?

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I've been to the Redford location a few times. 2. 6 $ each time. Really good times. Bonita is fun and Lisa is so sexy. I'm not looking for it but had a feeling FS is on the table. I would like to just see Lisa.