Massage Parlor Reports

[Scott8303]

I have often used this site, especially in the last couple years since others have been taken down, but have not really reciprocated with reviews. But that will change going forward, I will post good and bad reviews. Since I have benefitted from others nationwide reviews.

I have not been active since corona but recently have been out twice.

My first review is Isabela. Her place is a nice studio condo near Lincoln Park. I have not seen her in a while, but have seen her several times. She is just too far for me to see her often, but she by far gives the best massage. She is a licensed MT. She has a great rack. She will also take care of you at the end and you have a couple choices on your finish.

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/1643656

Next is a dream I just had today.

Yuki advertised a prostate massage. Located in what looked like an empty store front. She was very concerned with rona. Spayed my hands with antiseptic, she had a mask on. She also had a wand that she said was an ultraviolet light that she waved all around me, it is supposed to kill rona. She was not the girl in the ad, but it did not matter, she was very attractive with a nice rack. The massage was kind of meh, but not long into it she sat on the foot of the table and started with the boys and the taint region. She went right to work, and knew how take care of the fellas. The majority of the session was on the boys. Even after finishing, when I flipped she worked down there some more. Like I said, the body massage was ok, but overall it was worth it. Ad says not full service. And I did not try for anything more. I just enjoyed what was given to me. Be safe out there.

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/2072677

[ReadyForRub]

This line made me chuckle:

Wang "knowingly performed an act of touching or fondling the sex organs of one person by another person, for anything of value, to wit.

So, it's now clear you ask for the service NOT for arousal or gratification. Your interest is to measure how far you shoot in what period of time. The watching and accurate calculating cannot be accomplished without help.

[HakunaMatata]

I disagree with the analogy, but I can see where are you coming from.

Imagine you're having cereal for breakfast. Your dog climbs up onto the table, squares up, takes a huge dump directly into your cereal bowl, then looks back at your to see if you're going to do something about it. You shrug, pat her head, "such a good girl. Yes. You are! And toss her a doggy treat. When you tip an erotic MT that doesn't give you an HE, that's what is happening. No HE, no tip. Period.

[Datsurman]

Imagine you're having cereal for breakfast. Your dog climbs up onto the table, squares up, takes a huge dump directly into your cereal bowl, then looks back at your to see if you're going to do something about it. You shrug, pat her head, "such a good girl. Yes. You are! And toss her a doggy treat. When you tip an erotic MT that doesn't give you an HE, that's what is happening. No HE, no tip. Period.

I visited her today, as other mentions totally legit. 25 year old Latina. About 5,1 not thin but normal body however she does have some huge breasts. Solid D's and a nice but. Cute face. Only issue is you spend most of your time looking down into the massage table so that's pretty pointless. There is also no extras whatsoever. Totally professional. She knows people see her because she's cute and hot and offers a decent massage. I won't be repeating though, too much cock tease and the massage was. 8 with tip around 1. So. Not worth it for just a massage. At those prices I rather go to a legit massage. I was hoping there be atleast teasing or fuck even self service but nope. Nada.

[Jadedone]

Almost all women fake their orgasms. They watch one porno in HS and their dumb asses are like "okay, that's what I'm supposed to do".

Yep. That's why I laugh when I read posts here about guys giving providers multiple orgasms.

Yeah, right buddy. LOL.

[Jamz12]

Even in Covid times. https://patch.com/illinois/joliet/pr...-road-business.

This line made me chuckle:

Wang "knowingly performed an act of touching or fondling the sex organs of one person by another person, for anything of value, to wit.

[HanginBalls]

You are wasting your time here, you should be writing scripts for porn movies since you have a lot of imagination buddy!!

Imagination is the mother of orgasm!!

[Yeezuss]

Anyone ever had a bad screening that didn't go right for CLM but was able to try to book again later on? When they asked for name I gave them the name I go by not the name on my I'd and when I sent them my I'd they said why am I sending them a fake one and said they can't verify me And that they can't help me. It was literally my first time ever trying to book with them so I didn't know it was that strict. I was just trying to find a FS Latina parlor.

[OnlyDreams]

You're basically spot on! On the flip she (d) raped me! Was curious what was underneath the towel as I pitched a tent that nearly put a hole through the ceiling!! Whisked the towel and freaked!! Threw the towel away and said," Fuck it" Jerked me off till I shot one to the wall!! Grant tip and watched her wipe down the wall as I walked out!!

You are wasting your time here, you should be writing scripts for porn movies since you have a lot of imagination buddy!!

[Jay117]

Any current report on Mercy (N Michigan)? Forum search gave mixed results in whether it's just legit, and they have legit-sounding yelp reviews, yet they advertise like an AMP. Thanks.

Okay, I TOFTT. This is the office at 180 and Michigan. It actually said "Jin Massage Spa" on the listing in the building, but it shows up as part of the Mercy block by its phone number. Office is in a very discreet location. Anyway. Saw Yaya, who's the Dolly Parton of AMP girls. Apparently the "soft" keyword isn't a thing in Chicago, because she did about 10-15 minutes on my arms and neck, but eventually it got more interesting. Ended up paying 45/80 for Russian, but otherwise was an L1 experience. A little jack-hammery, but fine.

And then she had 2 orgasms.

[VikingFan13]

Even in Covid times. https://patch.com/illinois/joliet/pr...-road-business.

[ApplePiePussy]

The next thing you'll tell me is the 21 hot chick working at Hooters who gets hit on 100 times a day isn't interested in me. This is what I expect the life of a female sex worker is like. Completely detached and desensitized.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QFbI5BO5es

Look, some girls are new and some girls just make a connection with certain guys. They are not robots and many are not detached and desensitized yet. Some girls do this for a few months and bail. That's not enough time to get desensitized.

That said, the monger community has a problem with reviews. Instead of telling the truth so that others may benefit, even if it was a bad time, they enhance the experience in an attempt to impress strangers on the internet who, 9 times out of 10, know they are full of shit. Sorry that I'm a little reluctant to believe that the Penguin gave Catwoman several orgasms in a row.

You know how the saying goes. The biggest liars in the world are the Chinese. Following closely behind them is our beloved community.

[Datsurman]

Almost all women fake their orgasms. They watch one porno in HS and their dumb asses are like "okay, that's what I'm supposed to do". It annoys the fck out of me. I was screwing a chick last week who was acting like she was trying to win an Oscar, I finally had to slap her a couple times and tell her to shut up.

It's really impressive how these escorts who fuck 20 times in a day are able to orgasm 3 times per client. That's 60 orgasms a day.

[HanginBalls]

The next thing you'll tell me is the 21 hot chick working at Hooters who gets hit on 100 times a day isn't interested in me. This is what I expect the life of a female sex worker is like. Completely detached and desensitized.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QFbI5BO5es

Hooters girls have feelings / needs too!

[Jayp80]

It's really impressive how these escorts who fuck 20 times in a day are able to orgasm 3 times per client. That's 60 orgasms a day.

The next thing you'll tell me is the 21 hot chick working at Hooters who gets hit on 100 times a day isn't interested in me. This is what I expect the life of a female sex worker is like. Completely detached and desensitized.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QFbI5BO5es