Massage Parlor Reports

[ApplePiePussy]

Anybody know what's going on here? Looks closed with some kind of paperwork on the door.

[Toe Knee]

After seeing the report from Jay I visited Yaya. She's probably the cutest girl I've ever been to. Her tits are awesome. The massage was poor and the finish was fine. But that body is really nice. 45/80. I might repeat sometime. Pretty pricey for 30 minutes.

[OnlyDreams]

It was a real gold mine. I'm taking about early 2000's The owner was Asian but most of the providers were young and hot Polish girls. The name of the place was something like Holistic Whole or something similar and it was located on Belmont a couple of houses west of southport. I would make appointments at least once a week. It was so good. Whenever I drive around the area I feel melancholic. Even the owner looked good and when all girls were busy she would give massages herself. The hour session was 80. Most of the time the girls would get completely naked as well. They all were really cool and I felt they also enjoyed it. They never upscaled, it was based on connection and mood I guess. L1 and L2 was warrantied but most of the time I had full FS for the same price!! Obviously I would leave a tip. The only bad thing was the massage tables were kind of small and we had to be quiet for full service since apparently it was against the owner rules. She didn't want to get in trouble with the law. But at the same time being sneaky would make the experience even better!! On Sundays they owner wasn't there and sometimes the girls would let me stay up to 2 hours again for the same price. So have a lot of good memories there. I dated one of the girls for a short period of time. She had to go back to Poland. But this is a funny and memorable experience: back then I was going to college (besides working) I had this math class during winter at 7 am, I was always half asleep, the classroom was kind of cold and most of the students were still with coats on. There was this cute girl who looked very serious and reserved and never talked to anybody there. She was always wearing excessive and heavy clothes. She wasn't my friend or anything like that. We never talked to each other. I didn't even know her name. Anyway, going back to the massage place, I made an appointment to see one of my regulars (even though they all were my regulars) so while I was naked in the room waiting for my provider, the owner knocks on the door and and apologized the provider will be busy for another house since last minute the other client decided to extend his session with her. However, the owner told me she had another girl available that I haven't met her yet and she would give me a discount. So I accepted her offer so a couple of minutes later, a girl with a super hot body pops up, she was wearing a G-string, stokings and heels, Her ass was out of this world, I was turned on immediately. But little did I know and to my utter surprise it was my college classmate! Hahahahaha!! I would have never imagined she had a gorgeous body! I wold only see her in winter clothes at school. She felt embarrassed and I have to admit it, I also felt embarrassed. She saw me naked with a hard-on LOL We then immediately covered our bodies and she left the room. Then a couple of minutes later she came back with clothes on and told me she feels sorry and she cannot take care of me given the circumstances. She also asked me never ever mention that at school with nobody. Even though we were never friend or had any common friends I promised to keep it a secret. Needless to say, I decided to call it a day and went home. Then a couple of days later, the big day came in! I had my 7 am Math class and there she was, . But we completely ignored each other. However, she would blush every time I tried to look at her. We never cross a word with each other and every time there was some group assignment she would avoid me. But I couldn't take the image of her in a gstring, stokgins and heels out of my mind! Again, she was wearing heavy clothes and one would never suspect under those clothes was a super hot body to be enjoyed! What made it even more interesting was the fact that she was a serious, private and reserved person. I would have never ever expected she would give erotic massage wearing sexy outfits. I never saw her at the massage place again and when the school semester was over I never saw her in my life again. I would have have lots of fun with her, but this is how things are sometimes. Regardless, It was the best massage parlor I've ever been in my life. I wish I could go back in time!

[Daytime Jay]

Have an appt at an AMP tomorrow and will report.

But for now, are there any MP's w / extras going on in Oak Park? Used to see Cici on North Ave. Until that ended. Anything reliable going on?

Thanks!

OP is pretty dry. YMMV at Sunflower, but nothing I know of otherwise. If you find anything keep me updated and I'll do the same. Comfort used to offer L1.

[IllMatic80]

I mean seriously. This used to be a decent board for all of us to collaborate and share real intel on AMP's, strip clubs, etc. But certain members and their bullshit make this site a joke now. I wish moderators would get rid of all the trolls.



All you had to do was ask.

A2

[Scott8303]

I have often used this site, especially in the last couple years since others have been taken down, but have not really reciprocated with reviews. But that will change going forward, I will post good and bad reviews. Since I have benefitted from others nationwide reviews.

I have not been active since corona but recently have been out twice.

My first review is Isabela. Her place is a nice studio condo near Lincoln Park. I have not seen her in a while, but have seen her several times. She is just too far for me to see her often, but she by far gives the best massage. She is a licensed MT. She has a great rack. She will also take care of you at the end and you have a couple choices on your finish.

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/1643656

Next is a dream I just had today.

Yuki advertised a prostate massage. Located in what looked like an empty store front. She was very concerned with rona. Spayed my hands with antiseptic, she had a mask on. She also had a wand that she said was an ultraviolet light that she waved all around me, it is supposed to kill rona. She was not the girl in the ad, but it did not matter, she was very attractive with a nice rack. The massage was kind of meh, but not long into it she sat on the foot of the table and started with the boys and the taint region. She went right to work, and knew how take care of the fellas. The majority of the session was on the boys. Even after finishing, when I flipped she worked down there some more. Like I said, the body massage was ok, but overall it was worth it. Ad says not full service. And I did not try for anything more. I just enjoyed what was given to me. Be safe out there.

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/2072677

[ReadyForRub]

This line made me chuckle:

Wang "knowingly performed an act of touching or fondling the sex organs of one person by another person, for anything of value, to wit.

So, it's now clear you ask for the service NOT for arousal or gratification. Your interest is to measure how far you shoot in what period of time. The watching and accurate calculating cannot be accomplished without help.

[HakunaMatata]

I disagree with the analogy, but I can see where are you coming from.

Imagine you're having cereal for breakfast. Your dog climbs up onto the table, squares up, takes a huge dump directly into your cereal bowl, then looks back at your to see if you're going to do something about it. You shrug, pat her head, "such a good girl. Yes. You are! And toss her a doggy treat. When you tip an erotic MT that doesn't give you an HE, that's what is happening. No HE, no tip. Period.

[Datsurman]

Imagine you're having cereal for breakfast. Your dog climbs up onto the table, squares up, takes a huge dump directly into your cereal bowl, then looks back at your to see if you're going to do something about it. You shrug, pat her head, "such a good girl. Yes. You are! And toss her a doggy treat. When you tip an erotic MT that doesn't give you an HE, that's what is happening. No HE, no tip. Period.

I visited her today, as other mentions totally legit. 25 year old Latina. About 5,1 not thin but normal body however she does have some huge breasts. Solid D's and a nice but. Cute face. Only issue is you spend most of your time looking down into the massage table so that's pretty pointless. There is also no extras whatsoever. Totally professional. She knows people see her because she's cute and hot and offers a decent massage. I won't be repeating though, too much cock tease and the massage was. 8 with tip around 1. So. Not worth it for just a massage. At those prices I rather go to a legit massage. I was hoping there be atleast teasing or fuck even self service but nope. Nada.

[Jadedone]

Almost all women fake their orgasms. They watch one porno in HS and their dumb asses are like "okay, that's what I'm supposed to do".

Yep. That's why I laugh when I read posts here about guys giving providers multiple orgasms.

Yeah, right buddy. LOL.

[Jamz12]

Even in Covid times. https://patch.com/illinois/joliet/pr...-road-business.

This line made me chuckle:

Wang "knowingly performed an act of touching or fondling the sex organs of one person by another person, for anything of value, to wit.

[HanginBalls]

You are wasting your time here, you should be writing scripts for porn movies since you have a lot of imagination buddy!!

Imagination is the mother of orgasm!!

[Yeezuss]

Anyone ever had a bad screening that didn't go right for CLM but was able to try to book again later on? When they asked for name I gave them the name I go by not the name on my I'd and when I sent them my I'd they said why am I sending them a fake one and said they can't verify me And that they can't help me. It was literally my first time ever trying to book with them so I didn't know it was that strict. I was just trying to find a FS Latina parlor.

[OnlyDreams]

You're basically spot on! On the flip she (d) raped me! Was curious what was underneath the towel as I pitched a tent that nearly put a hole through the ceiling!! Whisked the towel and freaked!! Threw the towel away and said," Fuck it" Jerked me off till I shot one to the wall!! Grant tip and watched her wipe down the wall as I walked out!!

You are wasting your time here, you should be writing scripts for porn movies since you have a lot of imagination buddy!!

[Jay117]

Any current report on Mercy (N Michigan)? Forum search gave mixed results in whether it's just legit, and they have legit-sounding yelp reviews, yet they advertise like an AMP. Thanks.

Okay, I TOFTT. This is the office at 180 and Michigan. It actually said "Jin Massage Spa" on the listing in the building, but it shows up as part of the Mercy block by its phone number. Office is in a very discreet location. Anyway. Saw Yaya, who's the Dolly Parton of AMP girls. Apparently the "soft" keyword isn't a thing in Chicago, because she did about 10-15 minutes on my arms and neck, but eventually it got more interesting. Ended up paying 45/80 for Russian, but otherwise was an L1 experience. A little jack-hammery, but fine.

And then she had 2 orgasms.