Massage Parlor Reports

[Charlie441]

I'm not sure why anyone cares what Epicurean paid? I have never seen Hayley and have no idea what her normal menu is but she looks hot enough in her pictures that I can see paying substantially for off-menu services. Every hot provider "that doesn't do that," does do it for the right price. They are not fungible widgets; the better looking they are the more they can demand. A few can make a good living without fucking every swinging dick with a Benny in their pocket. I enjoy fucking those girls; there is something fun about being able to pay girls that don't normally go all the way just for the hell of it.

My focus was on Swcdt's claim that it's fitting of "go big or go home" where I strongly believe it does not fit that bill. It's mindsets like That which ends up making one caring about what others project on what's worth it or not. But 570? Then, well, why not $1,570? Why would that be off the mark? I mean, it's bigger, right?

Reminds me of a joke to play on a really pretty, laid-back female friend. You play a little game of what-would-you-do-for-a-million-dollars. You throw out there if she'd sleep with an Average Joe for that. Many will say Yeah. Then later, you ask her if she'd sleep with you for 200 bucks. Classic response is "NO! I'm not a prostitute!" And you then say, "Well, yeah you are. You said you'd do it for a million. Right now, I'm just negotiating on price!

I do realize paying significantly more than usual for services they Don't provide, is understandable. But of course, there's always a certain, rough Reasonable limit. But hey, if a guy wants to go well beyond that under those widely Understood odd circumstances, have at it. But I was just saying that one doing so isn't worthy of a tip-of-the-hat / thumbs-up as a good move ("go big or go home" Otherwise, me paying an Extra $200 to merely Add to the door fee, for a standard HE massage because the gal's really pretty is just as deserving of a thumbs-up.

I'm just gauging what's Worthy of a compliment, as in seen as a good move in doing so, is all. It's good to bear in mind. Especially with so many MPs ramping up prices so much the past year or so (uber-hotness not required).

[Benz1]

Benz yo be the man for sure. Love the way these babes open up for you. All look great! By chance you got a picture of Kelly? Choices, choices, choices.

Kelly pic is on post 10333, page 4 today.

[Benz1]

Professor, any estimate on how long it would take to mow said grass? Does she like her eggs pouched or scrambled?Asking for a friend. He just bought a new lawnmower and is very skilled in the kitchen!

NJ.

Hayley likes her eggs unfertilized and never wants her grass growing to seed.

[NoseJelly]

I've known Hayley a long time.

Unless you're serving her breakfast in bed and cutting her grass you're not getting any of her ass.

I know many who've tried an cried. She values time spent more than cash. Hayley is a business woman and she separates business from life.

Professor, any estimate on how long it would take to mow said grass? Does she like her eggs pouched or scrambled?Asking for a friend. He just bought a new lawnmower and is very skilled in the kitchen!

NJ.

[Swcdt]

That is Angel. Excellent massage, lots of teasing, great ending. Totally naked. Lots of roaming.

Thanks,

Willy.

Pixie Stik pics, plus the rest of the crew at Serenity.Pixie Stik tits, Bella, Pixie Stik and Kelly's hands covering Bella's tits. Vicki and Marie.

Yessss, thank you Benz!

[Bzerkley Rich]

That is the beautiful Di from MBD, and she is what I consider to be one of the "Must See Providers" here in Grand Rapids! Great conversation, great skills, and a visual knockout! Give her a gentle pinch on the ass and tell her it came from Shawn!

Better than Blonde25? What does everyone think?

[BigT0501]

I'm not sure why anyone cares what Epicurean paid? I have never seen Hayley and have no idea what her normal menu is but she looks hot enough in her pictures that I can see paying substantially for off-menu services. Every hot provider "that doesn't do that," does do it for the right price. They are not fungible widgets; the better looking they are the more they can demand. A few can make a good living without fucking every swinging dick with a Benny in their pocket. I enjoy fucking those girls; there is something fun about being able to pay girls that don't normally go all the way just for the hell of it.

For those who believe Heather had a GPS issue, Hayley has certainly raised the bar significantly, but you know what, good for her if somebody thinks her sugar walls are better than other providers offering for a 1/3 of that rate.

I'm guessing if we were blindfolded and laying wood to an assmblyline of providers, you'd never guess Hayley's middle paasage from any other gal whose willing to part her legs.

[Benz1]

I'm not sure why anyone cares what Epicurean paid? I have never seen Hayley and have no idea what her normal menu is but she looks hot enough in her pictures that I can see paying substantially for off-menu services. Every hot provider "that doesn't do that," does do it for the right price. They are not fungible widgets; the better looking they are the more they can demand. A few can make a good living without fucking every swinging dick with a Benny in their pocket. I enjoy fucking those girls; there is something fun about being able to pay girls that don't normally go all the way just for the hell of it.

I've known Hayley a long time.

Unless you're serving her breakfast in bed and cutting her grass you're not getting any of her ass.

I know many who've tried an cried. She values time spent more than cash. Hayley is a business woman and she separates business from life.

[Moonglow913]

Pixie Stik pics, plus the rest of the crew at Serenity.Pixie Stik tits, Bella, Pixie Stik and Kelly's hands covering Bella's tits. Vicki and Marie.

Benz yo be the man for sure. Love the way these babes open up for you. All look great! By chance you got a picture of Kelly? Choices, choices, choices.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Pixie Stik pics, plus the rest of the crew at Serenity.

Benz see dm please. Thanks to you and other GR guys for offering advice on my upcoming visit. I'll be sure to report back.

[Benz1]

Looks like serenity has a new girl on the roster. Do we know anything about Pixie?? Might have to TOFTT. Serenity brings in some of the best talent in town.

Pixie Stik pics, plus the rest of the crew at Serenity.
Pixie Stik tits, Bella, Pixie Stik and Kelly's hands covering Bella's tits. Vicki and Marie.

[WaltK]

Paying 570 for CFS and a CBJ with a massage, I have to respectfully say doesn't fit go big or go home. I'd say the opposite of well done -- unless he knew her in Real Life, she wasn't doing what she's doing, and he had a huge crush on her for years, and finally said "Fvck it" -- then I'd understand, I guess.

Go big or go home's going to require it to be at least close to an estimated market price range of sorts. In this case, it's not even close. LOL.

Otherwise, I should get a "well done" if I decide to hit up one of the prettier massage gals who's hard to schedule and pay an extra $200 door fee to schedule her ($250 instead of $50, let's say), right? Go big or go home?

For 570 one could get a gal who they find at least just as pretty for CFS + BBBJ, plus plenty of $$ to spare for more adventures with other girls who are pretty cute and fun. Just sayin'.

If he paid 270 total, for a full hour CFS + CBJ + massage -- then I'd more or less agree with ya when he really had a thing for her pics, considering she probably doesn't do much more than standard but sexy happy endings.

I'm not sure why anyone cares what Epicurean paid? I have never seen Hayley and have no idea what her normal menu is but she looks hot enough in her pictures that I can see paying substantially for off-menu services. Every hot provider "that doesn't do that," does do it for the right price. They are not fungible widgets; the better looking they are the more they can demand. A few can make a good living without fucking every swinging dick with a Benny in their pocket. I enjoy fucking those girls; there is something fun about being able to pay girls that don't normally go all the way just for the hell of it.

[Hayleymatters]

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[Willy314]

Who is this girl? Angel or Julie. Their add does not specify who is who.

That is Angel. Excellent massage, lots of teasing, great ending. Totally naked. Lots of roaming.

Thanks,

Willy.

[Charlie441]

That's a lot, but I'm sure I've spent more money on less enjoyable and less memorable things. Someday I'd like to spend some time with her and when I do, itll be go big or go home just like this. I say well done Mr.

Paying 570 for CFS and a CBJ with a massage, I have to respectfully say doesn't fit go big or go home. I'd say the opposite of well done -- unless he knew her in Real Life, she wasn't doing what she's doing, and he had a huge crush on her for years, and finally said "Fvck it" -- then I'd understand, I guess.

Go big or go home's going to require it to be at least close to an estimated market price range of sorts. In this case, it's not even close. LOL.

Otherwise, I should get a "well done" if I decide to hit up one of the prettier massage gals who's hard to schedule and pay an extra $200 door fee to schedule her ($250 instead of $50, let's say), right? Go big or go home?

For 570 one could get a gal who they find at least just as pretty for CFS + BBBJ, plus plenty of $$ to spare for more adventures with other girls who are pretty cute and fun. Just sayin'.

If he paid 270 total, for a full hour CFS + CBJ + massage -- then I'd more or less agree with ya when he really had a thing for her pics, considering she probably doesn't do much more than standard but sexy happy endings.