Strip Club Reports

[Ray Raynor]

Joe Dirt died on the toilet eating a ham sandwich.

In between two overweight strippers fighting for the same sandwich no doubt.

[PipersPit]

I agree! I travelled a lot in Asia, Europe, and South America over 25 years, and in comparison the US strip clubs are in the kiddie pool. I remember going to a club in Prague once that was like a sexual Disneyland. There must have been 50 young ladies to choose from, all at amazing values, and to say that any of them were a 7 would be an insult. Half of them could have been models or Hollywood stars, and the few I shared hours with were all very good to spectacular in and out of bed. And places in Vienna, Macau, Hong Kong, London, and Frankfurt ware damn close.

So basically Prague clubs are like H8 N then.

[PipersPit]

As far as I know no one has talked to JD in a very long time. Yeah we did meet a few times at the club party's.

Joe Dirt died on the toilet eating a ham sandwich.

[Detroit Life]

There's a reason why Playhouse doesn't get talked about on this site, it sucks.

LOL. Gotcha. I'm not really a Strip Club guy anymore so I'm not up to speed on the rankings. Their instagram account is pretty active and the bait they were throwing out there almost reeled me in.

[Stampeed1977]

Cowboy has been MIA, Brett still goes to BTs dearborn Costanza, is still around also. Guy who drove the truck. Joe Dirt?

Drew you still hitting up BT's? Sonny still go there? I haven't been there in a year. Let me know when you go out and I'll meet you. Up.

[The Old Guy]

Playhouse-Romulus.

13201 Middlebelt Rd, Romulus, MI 48174.

Has anybody been here lately. On instagram the talent caught my attention. What kind of service is available? Reading some old reports it appears in the past they had that open VIP bullshit. Have things changed?

There's a reason why Playhouse doesn't get talked about on this site, it sucks.

[Detroit Life]

Playhouse-Romulus.

13201 Middlebelt Rd, Romulus, MI 48174.

Has anybody been here lately. On instagram the talent caught my attention. What kind of service is available? Reading some old reports it appears in the past they had that open VIP bullshit. Have things changed?

[Rcl 44]

I wait around for no one. When she's free I approach the one I want. I leave nothing up to the girls. I stay in control it's my time and money. I have no problem leaving with my money if I can't find what I want. The days of sitting around waiting are long gone.

Generally, I'm of the same opinion as you. Sometimes though if one approaches you it might say something about the experience you'll have with them.

[TennisJock]

I wait around for no one. When she's free I approach the one I want. I leave nothing up to the girls. I stay in control it's my time and money. I have no problem leaving with my money if I can't find what I want. The days of sitting around waiting are long gone.

Hi guys, I'm kinda new here but not to the hobby. I agree with Weezon. Sometimes, you're going to have to go up to the chick.

[Weezon]

Went on Sunday, hadn't been there in a long time. Entire new crop of women; most of them were actually decent. Strange that they don't take their tops off on stage anymore.

I stayed an hour or so; not a single girl went after a customer the whole hour. There were six girls working, and three of them sat at the bar the entire hour staring at their phones. The other ones were in the dressing room. And the only time they would get up was when it was their turn to be on stage.

There were about 15-20 guys in there for the whole hour. I've never been there where the girls don't hit on you constantly; so last night was a strange experience. I had a few hundred on me, but I've made it a point to never go after a girl at a club, because if you wait for them to come to you then you're always more likely to get what you want.

So I left with a full wallet, only cost me the entrance fee and a couple beers.

I wait around for no one. When she's free I approach the one I want. I leave nothing up to the girls. I stay in control it's my time and money. I have no problem leaving with my money if I can't find what I want. The days of sitting around waiting are long gone.

[CrackHoreLover]

Ray:

Costanza here. I am in for a meet, but let's let the Covid thing settle down a bit. I have not been out in a long time. I need to Polish my skills in negotiating!

That will be another year.

[Costanza]

Yes, that was the name. Joe Dirt. How is he doing?

Drew...I remember your name. Did we ever meet?

Ray:

Costanza here. I am in for a meet, but let's let the Covid thing settle down a bit. I have not been out in a long time. I need to Polish my skills in negotiating!

[Drew93]

Yes, that was the name. Joe Dirt. How is he doing?

Drew...I remember your name. Did we ever meet?

As far as I know no one has talked to JD in a very long time. Yeah we did meet a few times at the club party's.

[Ray Raynor]

Cowboy has been MIA, Brett still goes to BTs dearborn Costanza, is still around also. Guy who drove the truck. Joe Dirt?

Yes, that was the name. Joe Dirt. How is he doing?

Drew...I remember your name. Did we ever meet?

[Drew93]

I'm looking for some old mongers I remember from around 8 years back: Cowboy, Brett, Costanza, the guy who drove a truck. Sorry I forgot your name.

This is Viking. Let's get a group together and I'll share my sad pathetic story over some drinks.

Cowboy has been MIA, Brett still goes to BTs dearborn Costanza, is still around also. Guy who drove the truck. Joe Dirt?