Massage Parlor Reports

[BigBadNut]

I have met a hot Thai spinner. Massage is great. Services make me repeat. I'm hesitant to share, but Senior members can DM me.

Just PM'ed.

[PriscillaM]

I checked the place today, but there was a sign on the back door that stated: "corona virus closed".

Which place? Goldfinger or 1874? Goldfinger being closed is about as big news as the conclusion that there was a singe shooter at dealey plaza (I was there, it is an 88 yard shot with a great angle, he acted alone). As for 1874 being closed, that is great news. I hope the place goes chapter 7.

[NewLit]

I have become what I forswore, namely, a loyal patron of 1874.

The place is ersatz goldfinger. There is none of the camaraderie, it is not cheers.

But, I will say this, it is kind of fun to have Anna, who I definitely need to get with in a more formal setting, stroke my cock for a half an hour without complaining.

I checked the place today, but there was a sign on the back door that stated: "corona virus closed".

[PriscillaM]

Just the way she treats you and makes you feel like you are more than a client. Light pecking on the neck, lots of sliding around (don't remember if it was a camel slide) and let me finish by rubbing it in her asscrack with coa.

I read the reviews on the review site. Bsinto puts is succinctly, it is an old fashioned pre 2009 sensual hand job. She apparently teases the sucking of the dick but does not do that, she does get all yard on you and shit.

[BSinTo]

Thanks what was GFE regarding the massage? Camel slide? Kissing? BBBJ? Would love some more specifics here or in PM. Ty.

Just the way she treats you and makes you feel like you are more than a client. Light pecking on the neck, lots of sliding around (don't remember if it was a camel slide) and let me finish by rubbing it in her asscrack with coa.

[Large Ess]

I think the silence on this board is deafening. The fucken AMP and massage sitch in general on the west side is as risible as watching the chess finale at a memory care ward. Goldfinger seems to be closed tighter than the newest prostitute on Figueroa who is a 20 year old goddess doing BBFS with MSOG and cleans you up with her tongue for 70 dollars (see the review on SW reports). If I see one more review of some dude fucking ms. America at Chen's I will throw my laptop into the ocean.

What seems to be open is the mediocre shop at 1874. From maps of rub, it appears that you do not need to call ahead, you can wear a useless gaiter as a face mask but you do not have to wash your hands or get temped, and there is a surfeit of 29-68 year old chines woman jerking guys off. Except for one loser who apparently got nothing.

So I just walk in through the back. Note that the front door on west wood is cracked open?

The back door is open and the metal screen door is open, so no ding a ling doorbell.

I walk in and the high security door chime signals to two workers to poke their head out. A willowy asian gal in a surgical mask. She was in the middle of a craniotomy I guess. Beckons me in. She looks ok and asks if I want half an hour. I then get on my soapbox and discuss why the paradigm shift of cheap oil available through fracking has affected the middle east geopolitical and that I need at least an hour to cross the stargate. She says 45 minutes and I giver her a 50. I did not get any change. I think 45 min is 45 dollars.

I get in to the first room. I will call it room 1. It has a screen showing a bevy of cameras with more cameras than roach brigages in ron Jeremy's apartment. They have cams outside, into the DNC, into cardi b's pussy, unreal.

Anyhow, I lower my neck mask down and go face down.

In come the willowy mamasan and she is my worker. She is Asian, slim, in black yoga type pants and blouse showing an acceptable collar bone and hinting at some small tits. She asks hard or medium and does a useless massage on my back with the towel. She then takes off the towel and executes a nearly flawless pincer type feather touch movement on my balls and ass. This was good.

She gets a hot towel after nearly tickling my sack so hardcore it offers to tip her.

I turn over and I get her name (it is really not that hard. You can ask "what is your name" and then you get the gal's name), it is anna.

Like I said, she is decent. Her age could be anywhere from 35 to 65. She is not a granny. Her body is decent and she allows "over the clothes action" - I was in heaven! Nothing more exciting than feeling a girls ass on her pants.

On the flip, it was now 837 and we started at 815, she did a lovely slow stroke with some butt play (the gals at goldfinger make her look like a piker, her play was quite tame) and attention to balls. She has a pooch but otherwise firm and maybe next time she will take off some clothes and let me do anal.

Around 855 I figured it was time to avoid an incident for going over time. Oh, and who are the fookers walking in this place and carrying on like it is a fucken Starbucks? I thought I was going to be barged in on. L let it loose. She stated that it took a long time.

She cleaned me up very well.

I tipped her 70 because she was comparable to the girl on Figueroa that does an MSOG BBFS session for 70 dollars (but oddly enough has no phone?

I would go back to this place and see Anna. I would have liked her to take the mask off, but I am sure a vaccine is right around the corner and that will happen soon.

Excellent report. Hilarious and accurate portrayal of the monger life.

[Mrkh818]

I've seen Luna several times and can tell you firsthand, she's worth every penny. She's not FS, but a b2 b GFE that is like no other. The pics on her ad aren't her, but she's actually much hotter. She doesn't do last minute appointments, so allow yourself a few hours (at least).

Thanks what was GFE regarding the massage? Camel slide? Kissing? BBBJ? Would love some more specifics here or in PM. Ty.

[BSinTo]

Has anyone seen either Luna http://www.thatmall.com/luna/ or Victoria http://www.city-source.com/victoria/ - Both are 200 for an hour which is normally above what I'd spend but it's been forever and I need an actual good massage with heavy body to body contact. Any intel appreciated if either are worth it.

I've seen Luna several times and can tell you firsthand, she's worth every penny. She's not FS, but a b2 b GFE that is like no other. The pics on her ad aren't her, but she's actually much hotter. She doesn't do last minute appointments, so allow yourself a few hours (at least).

[PriscillaM]

Has anyone seen either Luna http://www.thatmall.com/luna/ or Victoria http://www.city-source.com/victoria/ - Both are 200 for an hour which is normally above what I'd spend but it's been forever and I need an actual good massage with heavy body to body contact. Any intel appreciated if either are worth it.

Luna has been on thatmall for a while, she must be OK.

As for Victoria, I have never used city source. I met the rug merchant who runs it, that was enough for me. But for 200 on City source, that is pretty good.

[Mrkh818]

Has anyone seen either Luna http://www.thatmall.com/luna/ or Victoria http://www.city-source.com/victoria/ - Both are 200 for an hour which is normally above what I'd spend but it's been forever and I need an actual good massage with heavy body to body contact. Any intel appreciated if either are worth it.

[PriscillaM]

I have given the death penalty to:

The MP near LAX that is located on the fucken runway. They have actual grannies there.

Deluxe massage on SM blvd that tried to open pre pandemic. They could not manage a girl scout cookie sale table.

The MP on Manchester (since gone) I think VIP. Had Latina women there who could pass for frigates.

The mp near the pollo locco on the westside. Please is run like a fucken preschool. The girls are fat an nasty.

And now - 1874.

Annie gave me a good 30 minute dickwork handie, but before that she gave me a massage that nearly killed me. I had to take a jacuzzi bath for like 3 hours to repair the damage.

Man how I miss the good old days of getting a finger up the ass at goldfinger.

[FlyPunter]

Looking to you guys for help. My AMPs were all in the IE and have all mostly changed hands or closed. Can anyone rec a good.

Real massage with extras? BBBJ is preferred. Thanks in advance.

Fly.

[SFVsag]

Good thing it wasn't a vacuum pack!

Stay fresh!

If you see a sous vide machine, turn around and run! LOL.

[AhardLanding]

I have met a hot Thai spinner. Massage is great. Services make me repeat. I'm hesitant to share, but Senior members can DM me.

FS available?

[StikkyOne]

I have met a hot Thai spinner. Massage is great. Services make me repeat. I'm hesitant to share, but Senior members can DM me.