Escort Reports

**Joshua Falken** · 09-21-20 10:58

Originally Posted by NewAgain [View Original Post]

Dear sir, it is a pleasure to read your reports. Details without crossing the line, and informative enough for us to consider the plundge. Nicely done sir. Nicely done!

Thanks NewAgain!

My posting etiquette has gone to hell lately, hasn't it. I'm usually pretty religious about including links. I've really got to stop reporting at zero-stupid-thirty in the morning.

Folks may have surmised that I was talking about the same Kate as in my recent Dirtona post. But since I feel a Mongerlicious scolding coming, lol, I'll go ahead and include it here: https://archive.ph/JMLxo.

Cheers!

**NewAgain** · 09-21-20 09:40

Dear sir, it is a pleasure to read your reports. Details without crossing the line, and informative enough for us to consider the plundge. Nicely done sir. Nicely done!

Originally Posted by JoshuaFalken [View Original Post]

So after being stood up by Deltona Starr, my love-hate relationship with wee Kate was further complicated by our best bedroom tussle yet, LOL. I was sitting like an idiot in a gas station parking lot in Deltona, trying to salvage the night when the burner chimed for my attention. It was the wee lass Kate, responding with those four magical words, "I have a room".

We agreed on a 100 hhr visit and I was off, racing up I-95 towards her Ridgewood hotel. Along the way she vectored me in to a trailer park off of Nova road, stating that she needed a ride to the motel. Odd, but no worries. Then she sent the standard "Let me know when you're 5 minutes away". That got me thinking. "I wonder exactly what they're doing during those five minutes?" I mused. "Taking that final hit? Shooing out the boyfriend? Stashing the roommate in the bathroom? Touching up the makeup"? The possibilities are limitless. Unfortunately I would lose track of this thought a moment later, else I would have just asked the lass. So I pick her up and we spent the next few minutes catching up on her latest whereabouts and her business aspirations. During this conversation the lass appeared lucid and coherent, and if she remembered our last date (Escort Reports #3355), she certainly didn't show it (it didn't go well).

So we arrived and alighted in a dumpy notel parking lot. Kate took me straight to the room without checking in, prompting me to think there was a standing arrangement at play with hotel management, though this is conjecture on my part. I deadbolted the door behind us as Kate scurried back to the bathroom. I disrobed and supined myself on one of the two queen beds that dominated the sparsely furnished room. Wee Kate alighted in her birthday suit a moment later, asking me if I was okay with the extra weight she'd put on since our last encounter. I told her she was beautiful (as any gentleman would) and I wasn't lying. Her skin was healthy and flawless and her breasts were a half cup size fuller. Yes, I did prefer her old spinner bod, but she still looked great, not to mention healthier than the spinner of old.

Her anxiety suitably mollified, she crawled up on to the bed and settled into a solid BBBJ before rolling on the cover and climbing aboard in cowgirl. This is where her new breasts really shone, and I spent the next few minutes massaging them, and other bits of her anatomy, as she fervently rocked away. We then switched to kneeling missionary, where I pinned her thighs back and admired her breast's newly acquired inertia as they responded to each stroke with a satisfying jiggle. We pressed on like this until I was nearing climax, prompting the switch to doggy. After a few moments I was regretting not switching sooner, as Kate began offering up genuine exhortations of pleasure (I can tell the difference). But alas, I had allowed mish to take me too far, and within a minute or two I was convulsing inside her with waves of pleasure.

We cleaned each other up with the bathroom's meager offerings before donning our clothes once more. On our way out, I noticed the lass had left her donation on the nightstand and I reminded her to grab it, narrowly averting what I'm sure would have been some angry texts later that night.

The drive back to the trailer park was actually pretty great. I think we were both surprised to learn that the other was reasonably cultured, and we amused ourselves describing the orchestral concerts and broadway productions we'd attended. I like the new healthy, sober Kate. I hope she sticks around for a while.

Epilogue: A few nights later I got to thinking about that whole five minute warning thing they do. So, like any good researcher, I decided to seek out the data, and reached out to 18 different providers I knew well, and one I wanted to know well, sending them each some variation of the following text:

"Hey baby, in your opinion, what is the most common reason/s a provider (not necessarily you) says "let me know when you're 5 minutes away"?

I wasn't really expecting much of a response, if any. As it turned out, eight providers offered legitimate answers to my question. Of these eight, most were short and sweet, but several were surprisingly long and well thought out. But it's late and I'm tired, so look out for more on this topic in a later post.

Cheers!

**Joshua Falken** · 09-21-20 03:47

So after being stood up by Deltona Starr, my love-hate relationship with wee Kate was further complicated by our best bedroom tussle yet, LOL. I was sitting like an idiot in a gas station parking lot in Deltona, trying to salvage the night when the burner chimed for my attention. It was the wee lass Kate, responding with those four magical words, "I have a room".

We agreed on a 100 hhr visit and I was off, racing up I-95 towards her Ridgewood hotel. Along the way she vectored me in to a trailer park off of Nova road, stating that she needed a ride to the motel. Odd, but no worries. Then she sent the standard "Let me know when you're 5 minutes away". That got me thinking. "I wonder exactly what they're doing during those five minutes?" I mused. "Taking that final hit? Shooing out the boyfriend? Stashing the roommate in the bathroom? Touching up the makeup"? The possibilities are limitless. Unfortunately I would lose track of this thought a moment later, else I would have just asked the lass. So I pick her up and we spent the next few minutes catching up on her latest whereabouts and her business aspirations. During this conversation the lass appeared lucid and coherent, and if she remembered our last date (Escort Reports #3355), she certainly didn't show it (it didn't go well).

So we arrived and alighted in a dumpy notel parking lot. Kate took me straight to the room without checking in, prompting me to think there was a standing arrangement at play with hotel management, though this is conjecture on my part. I deadbolted the door behind us as Kate scurried back to the bathroom. I disrobed and supined myself on one of the two queen beds that dominated the sparsely furnished room. Wee Kate alighted in her birthday suit a moment later, asking me if I was okay with the extra weight she'd put on since our last encounter. I told her she was beautiful (as any gentleman would) and I wasn't lying. Her skin was healthy and flawless and her breasts were a half cup size fuller. Yes, I did prefer her old spinner bod, but she still looked great, not to mention healthier than the spinner of old.

Her anxiety suitably mollified, she crawled up on to the bed and settled into a solid BBBJ before rolling on the cover and climbing aboard in cowgirl. This is where her new breasts really shone, and I spent the next few minutes massaging them, and other bits of her anatomy, as she fervently rocked away. We then switched to kneeling missionary, where I pinned her thighs back and admired her breast's newly acquired inertia as they responded to each stroke with a satisfying jiggle. We pressed on like this until I was nearing climax, prompting the switch to doggy. After a few moments I was regretting not switching sooner, as Kate began offering up genuine exhortations of pleasure (I can tell the difference). But alas, I had allowed mish to take me too far, and within a minute or two I was convulsing inside her with waves of pleasure.

We cleaned each other up with the bathroom's meager offerings before donning our clothes once more. On our way out, I noticed the lass had left her donation on the nightstand and I reminded her to grab it, narrowly averting what I'm sure would have been some angry texts later that night.

The drive back to the trailer park was actually pretty great. I think we were both surprised to learn that the other was reasonably cultured, and we amused ourselves describing the orchestral concerts and broadway productions we'd attended. I like the new healthy, sober Kate. I hope she sticks around for a while.

Epilogue: A few nights later I got to thinking about that whole five minute warning thing they do. So, like any good researcher, I decided to seek out the data, and reached out to 18 different providers I knew well, and one I wanted to know well, sending them each some variation of the following text:

"Hey baby, in your opinion, what is the most common reason/s a provider (not necessarily you) says "let me know when you're 5 minutes away"?

I wasn't really expecting much of a response, if any. As it turned out, eight providers offered legitimate answers to my question. Of these eight, most were short and sweet, but several were surprisingly long and well thought out. But it's late and I'm tired, so look out for more on this topic in a later post.

Cheers!

**Jimmer76** · 09-20-20 23:14

Originally Posted by Datymonger69 [View Original Post]

Cool. Seems we may have another decent one in this wft*. Found some other pics--this her?

https://escortindex.com/large/neworl.../1051621?img=0

*Weird Fucking Town.

If she would have looked anything like her pics, I wouldn't have bolted last week when I met her. Her tats on her thighs would I.D. her as being the same as the girl in the pics. Yo 'Lurking Tough' can you weight in on this? Either way. She doesn't look like those pics now!!

**Jimmer76** · 09-20-20 23:08

Originally Posted by Topherman [View Original Post]

👯I'm a Dancer at a local club👯.

Did she happen to mention the club that she dances at?

T-Man.

Truffle Butter is correct. Audrey said she dances at lollipops but she mentioned she hasn't been there lately bc it's been slow. Apparently dancers don't have regular shifts. They show up on days they want but have to be there by 9 and stay til 2:30. (According to Audrey). She said she would start going again soon possibly as early as Saturday.

**Truffle Butter** · 09-20-20 15:36

Originally Posted by Topherman [View Original Post]

👯I'm a Dancer at a local club👯.

Did she happen to mention the club that she dances at?

T-Man.

She says she works at Lollipops.

**NoFear101** · 09-20-20 12:27

Originally Posted by Jabbott [View Original Post]

Has pictures in Las Vegas also.

Nothing on her snapchat at all either.

**Jabbott** · 09-20-20 10:00

Originally Posted by Datymonger69 [View Original Post]

Cool. Seems we may have another decent one in this wft*. Found some other pics--this her?

https://escortindex.com/large/neworl.../1051621?img=0

*Weird Fucking Town.

Has pictures in Las Vegas also.

**Topherman** · 09-20-20 09:34

Originally Posted by Jimmer76 [View Original Post]

Here's another one to not waste your time on. I dreamed of Audrey recently and it wasn't worth it. I had decided not to see her a while back but her recent "new" pics drew me in and the little head took over. RexRaider and MongerBeast both reviewed her a while back and were very accurate. She IS a major pothead and could barely stay awake. Had bad munchies, eating candy and drinking red bull. It was almost comical because 1/3 of the way through it was like a light bulb came on and she remembered she had a chocolate bar in her purse and went for it. She got much more pleasure out of eating candy then actually doing the deed. It was like, yeah whatever. So not into it. Definitely a slim body, no tits (even smaller than pics). Little rash between her butt cheeks so K9 was out. And effin cat jumping on the bed constantly. Just a lackluster dream. Obviously will not repeat.

http://daytona.skipthegames.com/fema...2/582489200416

👯I'm a Dancer at a local club👯.

Did she happen to mention the club that she dances at?

T-Man.

**BeachRunner51** · 09-20-20 06:17

Originally Posted by Jimmer76 [View Original Post]

Here's another one to not waste your time on. I dreamed of Audrey recently and it wasn't worth it. I had decided not to see her a while back but her recent "new" pics drew me in and the little head took over. RexRaider and MongerBeast both reviewed her a while back and were very accurate. She IS a major pothead and could barely stay awake. Had bad munchies, eating candy and drinking red bull. It was almost comical because 1/3 of the way through it was like a light bulb came on and she remembered she had a chocolate bar in her purse and went for it. She got much more pleasure out of eating candy then actually doing the deed. It was like, yeah whatever. So not into it. Definitely a slim body, no tits (even smaller than pics). Little rash between her butt cheeks so K9 was out. And effin cat jumping on the bed constantly. Just a lackluster dream. Obviously will not repeat.

http://daytona.skipthegames.com/fema...2/582489200416

Her ad says she's a dancer at a local club. I can't image her making much money shaking her rashly ass. But then again this is Daytona.

**Datymonger69** · 09-20-20 01:16

Originally Posted by LurkingTough [View Original Post]

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...t/214682586253

Took a little lunch break with this one. Pictures aren't accurate. Maybe a wig? But the girl that answered the door was a cute little red head with a tight body. No baby damage at all. Nice set of tits.

And a fat little bubble butt. Opted for a qv blowjob since it was first time meeting her. Only disappointing thing about the whole thing was that she used a rubber. Said she'd be in town for about a week. Gunna hit her up again and see what the price tag will be to get the jimmy off.

Overall 8/10 will repeat.

Cool. Seems we may have another decent one in this wft*. Found some other pics--this her?

https://escortindex.com/large/neworl.../1051621?img=0

*Weird Fucking Town.

**Datymonger69** · 09-20-20 00:57

Rash between her butt cheeks? Yikes!

And thanks for the report. Yeah, looks hott.

Originally Posted by Jimmer76 [View Original Post]

Here's another one to not waste your time on. I dreamed of Audrey recently and it wasn't worth it. I had decided not to see her a while back but her recent "new" pics drew me in and the little head took over. RexRaider and MongerBeast both reviewed her a while back and were very accurate. She IS a major pothead and could barely stay awake. Had bad munchies, eating candy and drinking red bull. It was almost comical because 1/3 of the way through it was like a light bulb came on and she remembered she had a chocolate bar in her purse and went for it. She got much more pleasure out of eating candy then actually doing the deed. It was like, yeah whatever. So not into it. Definitely a slim body, no tits (even smaller than pics). Little rash between her butt cheeks so K9 was out. And effin cat jumping on the bed constantly. Just a lackluster dream. Obviously will not repeat.

http://daytona.skipthegames.com/fema...2/582489200416

**RoadWarrior2K** · 09-19-20 16:11

Originally Posted by Stardust1954 [View Original Post]

Can anyone clue me in on this post?

https://adultsearch.com/florida/dayt...scorts/2060891

Rediculously low rates, Washington DC area code, vulgar ad wording, TGTBT, etc, etc. Google picture search results below.

To quote Sunny1966:

Run Forest, run,
Far away from this one!

**Jimmer76** · 09-19-20 11:14

Originally Posted by Stardust1954 [View Original Post]

Can anyone clue me in on this post?

https://adultsearch.com/florida/dayt...scorts/2060891

Adultsearch for the Daytona area is so bad. Very few, if any, real providers advertise on AS in Daytona. Of the 35 currently listed, I would estimate 3 are legit. All the others are fake / scams. But the other frustrating thing is - for the real providers - the ad stay up there long after the provider has left town. You can find some good providers in Orlando / Jax on AS, but Daytona is a joke.