Massage Parlor Reports

[Ttxx1]

She was heavy at the top, maybe a C cup, I believe she had them done, but doesn't seem like something fresh, just noticeable when she's bent over since you can see the shape of the silicone. Not much of a bottom. I don't recall any tattoos to be honest. She had long black hair with old highlights at the tips and her face was roundish. Skin tone was a light tan, in other words light skinned but definitely not a pale or whitish skin tone.

Every time I think of the experience, I feel like I was in one of those old 1800's movies where the guys are in a Chinese brothel with the wild drunk girls. LOL. Nothing like I ever expected. I'm used to more seriousness from the staff, being charged upfront for everything. This totally broke the norms in a good way, it was a fun experience. But she was too wild, I'm sure she had a few drinks or something.

This really sounds a lot like Yuki, I just can't remember how many tattoos she had. Yuki's also known for her "wild" experiences haha.

[Dugglc]

Made another trip to Mc today to see Sophia. When I got there Kiko came in the room first asking about the bad review I left for her. Said she felt bad that I wasn't happy. I didn't realize when I reviewed her that she was the one and only Snow and was also running things. Considering they were very busy that day and she was also working the front but decided to take care of me so I didn't have to wait my review was not fair at all. She is by far the most beautiful girl there. After talking for a bit she went and got asophia for me. OMG this girl is hot. She came in the room and got naked and put a towel on and off to the ts. Slip and slide both sides and some teaser BBBJ where I almost lost it right there. Actually helped out because after holding back I could last longer back in the room. Started out with an amazing BBBJ with a special technique where she swirls her tongue and turns her head all at the same time. Kind of an oral tornado LOL. A little 69 action to go with it then on with the hat and cg. Switching from laying to on her knees to her feet until I filled the bag. Got off cleaned us both up then some more oral tornado action. Another hat and back to cg. Then switched to mish till she wore my old ass out. Had me sweating at this point. Told her I'm too old for this shit so laid back down for some more tornado. She worked hard at a second pop but it was not happening today. Not for lack of trying for damn sure. She's a hard worker and a pleaser. Cleaned up and got dressed and on my way. Kiko made sure everything went well as I was leaving then as she opened the door there was somebody fixing to knock on the door and startled all 3 of us LOL. Was kinda funny. So now I've tried Kiko, Micky, and Sophia and can't really decide on who is best but for damn sure all have been good. Not sure of who else there is but I intend to try them all LOL. Any suggestions? To Sophia and Micky thanks for making this old man happy and to Kiko, sorry for not realizing who you were on our visit. I know from previous reviews everybody here dreams of the chance to see you. Hopefully one day we can try again. Keep up the good work making Mc one of the premier AMPs in the area. See you soon.

[SmFlavio]

I typically like crazy but she may be a little over the crazy scale for me. What did she look like, old, young, skinny, thick, A,B,C D tits, long or short hair? Distinguishing marks Tattoos, scar? Some girls have tattoos that give them away. Inquiring minds.

She was heavy at the top, maybe a C cup, I believe she had them done, but doesn't seem like something fresh, just noticeable when she's bent over since you can see the shape of the silicone. Not much of a bottom. I don't recall any tattoos to be honest. She had long black hair with old highlights at the tips and her face was roundish. Skin tone was a light tan, in other words light skinned but definitely not a pale or whitish skin tone.

Every time I think of the experience, I feel like I was in one of those old 1800's movies where the guys are in a Chinese brothel with the wild drunk girls. LOL. Nothing like I ever expected. I'm used to more seriousness from the staff, being charged upfront for everything. This totally broke the norms in a good way, it was a fun experience. But she was too wild, I'm sure she had a few drinks or something.

[HotBoss]

The way the executive order reads, it is unclear whether apple will be able to offer WeChat through its App Store overseas.

You may be correct but I think that Apple will find a way in other countries that don't copy US policy. Asians really depend on this app to communicate with friends and family. There's not many options to communicate with people inside of China. I've read that Android users will be able to download abroad.

I'm more concerned with privacy issues from signing up for a VPN than with WeChat.

[C Fombarlet]

Just google the name. Not hard?

The query is easy, but it will return a very large result set. If you're not aware that somewhere buried in that result set is the kind of overview document that our community kindly generates from time to time, it's highly unlikely you'll ever find it. I have run across these summary docs from time to time and appreciate the efforts of our stalwart membership.

[DrEsoteric]

My information is that WeChat will cease to function in the United States this weekend. I'm trying to decide on a safe VPN to use. I think it will function if the signal appears to be from another country. I was also told the it "should" be available for download with a VPN, but you might want to download it to your phone now. If anyone has useful information, please share it.

I depend on WeChat daily to communicate and to translate.

The way the executive order reads, it is unclear whether apple will be able to offer WeChat through its App Store overseas.

[Indian River]

Thanks JJ2. While it'd be nice for noobs to RTFF, the Public Service Announcement, referenced above, is already (as of this moment) sitting on PAGE EIGHT of this thread, even though it's only 9 days old. I'm sure it'll be pushed WAY further down before the next noob asks the same question again, so that makes the effort to RTFF pretty daunting and time consuming. While I don't think the board administrators would agree to pinning the information at the top of the thread, occasional references, such as you've provided above, should work to help any noob willing/able to read at least a few pages back.

Just google the name. Not hard?

[Dr Willy]

Anybody want to tell me where MC IS PLEEASSEE.

Post from DrWilly from September 9th:

This thread, being VERY highly active, tends to bury this kind of info way back in the weeds quickly.

<<... followed by most everything any NOOB needs to know on the Top Five Hot AMPs in Orlando area... New Day Spa (NDS), Kissimmee Massage Spa (KMS), King Spa, Massage Connection (MC), and U-Massage, along with comments/info on Blue Ocean (BO) and Golden Gate (GG)...>>

Thanks JJ2. While it'd be nice for noobs to RTFF, the Public Service Announcement, referenced above, is already (as of this moment) sitting on PAGE EIGHT of this thread, even though it's only 9 days old. I'm sure it'll be pushed WAY further down before the next noob asks the same question again, so that makes the effort to RTFF pretty daunting and time consuming. While I don't think the board administrators would agree to pinning the information at the top of the thread, occasional references, such as you've provided above, should work to help any noob willing/able to read at least a few pages back.

[Ctucker]

Dropped into MC just after opening and pulled Sophia (Sophie? Within seconds of closing the door, she was out of all her clothes and leading me to the TS. Not terrible TS, but not as good as I've had here in the past. Lots of attention to my ass and then a pretty quick BBBJ on the flip. Minimal body sliding as well. She handed me the towel to dry off myself and then back to the room. It was pretty clear at this point that I would need to take the driver's seat so I did. Guided her back down for another decent BBBJ than suited up. Few minutes of mish where she rubbed herself to completion than flipped her over for some K9. She wasn't really getting into it until I provided some light FIA. Continued there until I was satisfied. Quick clean up and then a lackluster massage for a few minutes. Pretty clear after about 30 minutes total that a second pop wasn't on the table so off I went. Overall, cute girl with nice natural body but lack of enthusiasm or IOP will keep me from partaking again.

[SpaDaddy1990]

My information is that WeChat will cease to function in the United States this weekend. I'm trying to decide on a safe VPN to use. I think it will function if the signal appears to be from another country. I was also told the it "should" be available for download with a VPN, but you might want to download it to your phone now. If anyone has useful information, please share it.

I depend on WeChat daily to communicate and to translate.

I use wechat 50 times a day, Have you tried Viper, It works well throughout Asia as well as most of the world. You can also look at "Line".

I don't think whatsapp works in China but will work almost everywhere else in Asia. Although sometimes a message does get out when in bigger city's like Shanghai but don't rely on it.

[HotBoss]

My information is that WeChat will cease to function in the United States this weekend. I'm trying to decide on a safe VPN to use. I think it will function if the signal appears to be from another country. I was also told the it "should" be available for download with a VPN, but you might want to download it to your phone now. If anyone has useful information, please share it.

I depend on WeChat daily to communicate and to translate.

[JayJayTwo]

Anybody want to tell me where MC IS PLEEASSEE.

Post from DrWilly from September 9th:

This thread, being VERY highly active, tends to bury this kind of info way back in the weeds quickly. In the interest of Community Service, I'll attempt to summarize some of the details that newer readers may struggle to run down while reading all the 'short-hand' and acronyms that tend to be used here. We're also limited by board restrictions that do not permit addresses and phone numbers, so land-marks and distances need to be used to describe a location. Below is some information on what most of us would consider the 5 Top-Tier AMPs in the area + a couple of places that have suffered reduced reputation, yet still worthy of consideration and discussion. There are MANY other AMPs not referenced below that offer a wide range of services and pricing, but these that follow seem to get most of the discussion here.

NDS, KMS, and King Spa:

At the commonly owned group of AMPs known as "NDS", or New Day Spa (on the north side of Sand Lake Road DIRECTLY across from the Chili's Restaurant by Florida Mall), "KMS", or Kissimmee Massage Spa (on the east side of John Young Parkway about 1000 feet south of West Irlo Bronson Memorial Hwy, aka US192), and "KS", or King Spa (on the north side of East Colonial Drive about 500 feet east of Dean Road), the typical DAMAGE is 80 to the house and 160 tip for 1 hour. They quote the 45 minute rate at 70 to the house, which is not enough savings for me to have ever bothered to test the tip rate, but I would think it should be at least 10 less. There are several reports of customers paying 200 total and I'm guessing that may be the 30 minute rate for those inclined to shoot and run. One factor regarding NDS/KMS/KS, is that all their girls seem VERY well trained to closely follow the same standard service level protocol, which can only be described as wildly hedonistic nymphomania. NDS is in a strip shopping center facing Sand Lake Road, KMS is in a smallish multi-tenent building next to a Chiropractic practice and an Orthodondist, and King is in a small multi-tenent building between a burned down auto-shop and a barber shop with parking in the rear (rear entrance at far left and adequately marked).

MC:

The AMP "MC", or Massage Connection (on the east side of Semoran Blvd about 750 feet south of East Colonial Drive) usually LIMITS clients to their 45 minute session for a FULLY-PAID-UP-FRONT-AT-THE-WINDOW-BEFORE-YOU-EVER-GET-PAST-THE-LOBBY of 200 (shoved through a little curtained window in the lobby), which includes the house+tip fees (break down would be 60+140). If they're not busy (which is rare) and you ASK for an hour, you may be granted that opportunity, for which you would be expected to shove a full 240 (80+160) through the little curtained window in the lobby. MC is operated by the very pretty Keiko (or Kiko), who will occasionally offer her services for massage, however, many reports indicate she is, while very pretty, not the most enthusiastic provider and does NOT perform the B2B soapy slide in the Table Shower, among other limitations. Keiko formerly operated "BO" (Blue Ocean Spa ... see below) around the corner and went by the name Snow while there, however, BO was sold off to new owners following the Great Kraft Debacle, and Snow/Keiko popped up a few months later at MC. Keiko also does a very good job of assuring all of their girls are VERY well trained to follow the standard service level protocol, which matches the wildly hedonistic nymphomania noted above. One bit of heads-up is that, if you are offered "NEW Girl, just arrived", she may NOT be as well versed in that protocol and the expereince MAY be less exhilerating, so try those offerings at your own risk and report any deficiencies to Keiko on your way out (as well as here). MC is in a very small strip shoping center between a Tuxedo shop and an auto Speed Shop with parking also available in the rear. MC seems to pretty consistently run an add in SkipTheGames in the "Orlando/Massage or Massage Studio" section usually under the Subject Line "100% WILD Girls__Asians". This link won't last forever, but here's a current ad https://orlando.skipthegames.com/mas...s/892222116499

U-Massage:

The AMP U-Massage (on the north side of Vineland Road about 500 feet west of South Kirkman Road in a nice shopping plaza) is also 80 to the house and tipping is reportedly as low as 140, but I always go 160 because SOME girls will ask for that and I just don't want any discussion on the matter. Services are a bit more variable here, with some girls providing the same experience as those at NDS/KMS/KS and MC, while others seem to not quite measure up.

BO:

The AMP "BO", or Blue Ocean (on the north side of East Colonial Drive less than a mile west of Semoran Blvd, and RIGHT next to the persnickety people in the prominently labeled Geico office) was formerly owned/run by the OTHER fine folks now operating "MC", but the new "BO" doesn't QUITE seem to be living up to the former standards, although they are now sporting a staff including Caucasians and Latina's (Brazilian, Columbian, even Portuguese). With no Asian girls on their rotation, this would be a place for customers with a taste for alternate cuisine, and pricing should be same/similar to those noted above. If you go here, DO NOT PARK ANYWHERE NEAR THE FRONT OF THE GEICO BULIDING NEXT DOOR, as the morality police that work inside will try to have your car towed. Blue Ocean seems to consistently run an add in SkipTheGames in the "Orlando/Massage or Massage Studio" section usually under the Subject Line "Young Colombian, Brazilian, Latina & White girls". This link won't last forever, but here's a current ad https://orlando.skipthegames.com/mas...i/708680308955

GG:

The AMP "GG", or Golden Gate (on the east side of Semoran Blvd about 1500 feet south East Colonial Drive, and just south of the previously mentioned "MC") was formerly owned/run by the fine folks now operating NDS/KMS/KS, but the new/current operators also don't seem to be able to QUITE live up to the former standards. Pricing here should be same/similar to those noted above. Parking can also be dicy (RIGHT by the curb or crowded out back).

[IslandLover1]

Just left KMS. What. A. Weird, but fun experience. LOL.

Parked in the back, walked over to the front and walked in. Provider screamed she'd be right there from the back, Walked over and opened the door. I walked in and she immediately started rubbing up on me, smacking my ass and flirting. This is totally different than any of the experiences I've ever had before. She was bending over and smacking her ass in front of me as we walked to the room. Just being completely loose. LOL I couldn't stop laughing at how wild this girl was. We got into the room and she immediately sat on the table and his threw her legs in the air and opened up like a V to show me everything. LOL it was so funny. I told myself, this girl must think I'm another client to be this loose with me. She then finally asked me for. 6 for the massage and asked me to get undressed, and walked out, as I went to hang up my clothes, the door was slightly cracked and I saw another chick, my provided looks back and says, "why you looking at that *****". LOL! This girl was crazy wild. She then came back naked and took me to the shower. Kept saying she is my future ex girlfriend. Had me lay down and then she popped a squat and began possibly in the drain as she sprayed the Shower head at her cooter. LOL. She was laughing as she pissed and told me not to watch LOL. I swear this check was drunk. This was my first table shower and I wasn't too fond of it to be honest. Didn't enjoy her rubbing her Bush on me. LOL. But it was a fun experience over all. After the shower she took me back to the room. I told her I only wanted a BJ. She performed a BBBJ, nice rim job, played with the boys as well. Overall great job and let me pop in her throat.

I must've asked for her name at least 4 times. She told me "your ex girlfriend" every single time. Eventually I just gave up. LOL. After the fun she gave me a massage and a very good one at that. And then after everything was done asked me for her cut $. 4. And then complained that I didn't fuck her LOL. She kept saying " baby, why you no fuck me today?" LOL.

Over all, fun experience, dropped $$ total. She was fun and wild. But too funny for me. Not sure I care to see her again. I got soft from laughing at her a couple of times.

I typically like crazy but she may be a little over the crazy scale for me. What did she look like, old, young, skinny, thick, A,B,C D tits, long or short hair? Distinguishing marks Tattoos, scar? Some girls have tattoos that give them away. Inquiring minds.

[Bjceb]

I guess I have been around enough to remember when you had to go to Tampa (ocean spa) to find hot Asian talent. Then came cherry blossom and a couple more in the area that brought in top talent and then got busted and ran off by LEO. A couple more dry years and now there are plenty of options for any taste in the town.

Lets all stay smart and enjoy the options while we have them!

Stay safe and have fun!

I just got out of M C and saw Sophie. Holy shit.

Hands down no questions best AMP experience ever and I've been to quite a few all over the US.

Don't walk. Run. And if the others are anywhere near how good M C then you guys should feel very lucky with your options.

Simply amazing time.

[Area Gentleman]

Anybody want to tell me where MC IS PLEEASSEE.

MC is an abbreviation for Massage Connection.