Massage Parlor Reports

[IWannaP]

It's hit or miss since the younger ones come down from LA and go home on whichever days considered time off. Yup, the older friendly accomodating one is the owner. Be nice to her and let her know that you wish to be serviced by a younger therapist. Your wish may be granted. YMMV. I hope this helps.

Thanks man. I did enjoy the massage by the owner but that was pretty much it. I didn't ask her or attempt to get anything more because she is quite old.

[Bronze Beast]

Hey Bronze Beast, Do you know which day Jenny or other younger girls work? I've been to Osaka twice before and got the old lady who I think owns the place each time.

It's hit or miss since the younger ones come down from LA and go home on whichever days considered time off. Yup, the older friendly accomodating one is the owner. Be nice to her and let her know that you wish to be serviced by a younger therapist. Your wish may be granted. YMMV. I hope this helps.

[Senior Leche]

Greetings,

Let me say first off that I have not been as active in the hobby as I once was. Over the years I have gone to the AMP's hundreds of times starting in the 80's. Ah, the good 'ol days! Now, occasionally I will get the urge, read the board and try and decifer an enjoyable, non-hassle place to go to. As you all know, things change rapidly and what one day was a great place turns to crap so if you do not visit regularly, you just don't know. I hope what happened to me is not the general state of the hobby today.

The last AMP I had been to was Minato. It has been well over a year now so things are probably totally different now. It was ok. The place was clean, good atmosphere and you could get what ever you wanted, for a price, but seemed hard sell at the time and the "girl" (35-40) was getting old, both ways! Anyway, I decided I would try Bella's this time. When I saw the place, I remember visiting there before it changed names and was nasty and very unenjoyable. Mamasan was the only one working and it was bad, so I was a little hesitant this time. But, being the good soldier, I took the assignment and went in. This place is very clean, nice big rooms, shower only no jacuzzi and very pleasant. The posted prices have gone up! (Wow! . 9 for the hour without a table shower? ! Is this normal? I paid the. 80 for 45 mins and feel violated! )Two girls were working that night and both were busy so I took a shower and waited 20 minutes. There was another girl there that spoke real english that as very hot (beautiful zoomers! ) but said she was not a massuese but mine would be there shortly.

First came in Jackie. Yes I said first. In all my dealings, I have never been handed off! Anyway, Jackie looked to be about 35-40, attractive in a "your-friends-mom-in-grade-school" kinda way. I was happy. After about 5 minutes of a covered-up real rubdown, in came Lee. 20's, black dress, looks an 7-8, pretty hot. Off came the towel and the rub down began. She did all the signs: accidently touching everything, riding my legs and feet with her cookie, everything. Then the flip. Work around al ittle more and then asked if Iwanted anything else rubbed. Weeellllll. How much? She then had the balls to ask for $80 for a tug! WHAT! No mouth or nothing. For a hand. And no negotiations. She was serious. I didn't even get to anything else. I was so taken back that I said just finish and I left. (No, I did not or would not give her that kind of bank for said service so the rate of inflation has not climbed.) And on the way out, she tried to explain to me that the normal tip for services rendered was 30%! Right. Piss off the client and ask for a tip. Good try. I played the "no habla" tactic and left quickly.

So, is this the general state of affairs on the AMP scene? Do any of you actually pay this? If so, y'all are stupid and got way more money than brains. Please comment about your own experiences and bring me back to feeling like there is still sanity in the scene. Private messages are appreciated.

Mr Strict

Too bad you missed out on Jackie, she's very good but quite expensive. I go to Bella and its sister AMP on Miramar fairly often, but don't know Lee. The service at these places tends to be pretty good overall, but they are not shy about asking for top dollar. I have this general observation about pricing:

It seems that about a year or so ago, the expected/demanded tips went up substantially. It used to be .2 for a r&t, .4-.6 BJ, .8 (maybe $) for FS. Now, they want at least .4 for r&t (sometimes, .6, .8 or even $ sin ropa, Russian, etc) for r&t, at least $ for BJ, and 1.6 for FS. And they'l often demand $$ for FS. Some negotiation almost always is required to get down to a more reasonable price, but the danger of negotiating too hard is that while you'll save money, you get bad service.

It makes it hard to sample multiple providers any more, given the cost and the hit or miss service. Now, you have to find a good, reasonably priced provider then just stick with her. Oh, for the old days when there were many AMPs and cost was low.

[Aircav118]

You are so correct. Guys let these girls walk all over them. Some of them pay for 30 minutes and are in and out in 10 minutes and they take it. These girls lay around all day watching TV until some sucker comes in and gets a 10 minute HJ for 90 bucks ( 50 +40 tip)they must be idiots or are very very lonely and let these Korean ****** take advantage of them. Go to mexico where the girls really appreciate your business. The Asian MP's are making 100,000 tax free from alot of idiots. But sometimes the local vice hauls them off in handcuffs for prostitution.

[Mr Strict]

Greetings,

Let me say first off that I have not been as active in the hobby as I once was. Over the years I have gone to the AMP's hundreds of times starting in the 80's. Ah, the good 'ol days! Now, occasionally I will get the urge, read the board and try and decifer an enjoyable, non-hassle place to go to. As you all know, things change rapidly and what one day was a great place turns to crap so if you do not visit regularly, you just don't know. I hope what happened to me is not the general state of the hobby today.

The last AMP I had been to was Minato. It has been well over a year now so things are probably totally different now. It was ok. The place was clean, good atmosphere and you could get what ever you wanted, for a price, but seemed hard sell at the time and the "girl" (35-40) was getting old, both ways! Anyway, I decided I would try Bella's this time. When I saw the place, I remember visiting there before it changed names and was nasty and very unenjoyable. Mamasan was the only one working and it was bad, so I was a little hesitant this time. But, being the good soldier, I took the assignment and went in. This place is very clean, nice big rooms, shower only no jacuzzi and very pleasant. The posted prices have gone up! (Wow! . 9 for the hour without a table shower? ! Is this normal? I paid the. 80 for 45 mins and feel violated! )Two girls were working that night and both were busy so I took a shower and waited 20 minutes. There was another girl there that spoke real english that as very hot (beautiful zoomers! ) but said she was not a massuese but mine would be there shortly.

First came in Jackie. Yes I said first. In all my dealings, I have never been handed off! Anyway, Jackie looked to be about 35-40, attractive in a "your-friends-mom-in-grade-school" kinda way. I was happy. After about 5 minutes of a covered-up real rubdown, in came Lee. 20's, black dress, looks an 7-8, pretty hot. Off came the towel and the rub down began. She did all the signs: accidently touching everything, riding my legs and feet with her cookie, everything. Then the flip. Work around al ittle more and then asked if Iwanted anything else rubbed. Weeellllll. How much? She then had the balls to ask for $80 for a tug! WHAT! No mouth or nothing. For a hand. And no negotiations. She was serious. I didn't even get to anything else. I was so taken back that I said just finish and I left. (No, I did not or would not give her that kind of bank for said service so the rate of inflation has not climbed.) And on the way out, she tried to explain to me that the normal tip for services rendered was 30%! Right. Piss off the client and ask for a tip. Good try. I played the "no habla" tactic and left quickly.

So, is this the general state of affairs on the AMP scene? Do any of you actually pay this? If so, y'all are stupid and got way more money than brains. Please comment about your own experiences and bring me back to feeling like there is still sanity in the scene. Private messages are appreciated.

Mr Strict

[IWannaP]

Stopped by to get deep tissue massage. Was handed off to Jenny (Korean) from Los Angeles. About 5'4" in height. Straight black hair tied in a pony tail. Speaks passable english. Asked if I had been there previously. Of course I have. I requested for massage and bath. She guided me to the sauna/steam room to bathe. Then guided me to the room. Performed excellent legit deep tissue massage. I watched the clock and there appeared to be no extras. Finally I was asked to turn around laying on back. While being massaged on the front-side of my body I guided her hand to my erection. She quietly and discretely softly massaged my balls and caressed my shaft. Then she walked to the shelf to get some lube and worked me into ecstacy until I exploded my load all over the place. She worked me until I relaxed and then grabbed a hot towel to clean me up. Excellent service. No full service here.

Adams Avenue
L/A/S=7/9/9

Hey Bronze Beast,

Do you know which day Jenny or other younger girls work? I've been to Osaka twice before and got the old lady who I think owns the place each time.

[Bronze Beast]

Stopped by to get deep tissue massage. Was handed off to Jenny (Korean) from Los Angeles. About 5'4" in height. Straight black hair tied in a pony tail. Speaks passable english. Asked if I had been there previously. Of course I have. I requested for massage and bath. She guided me to the sauna/steam room to bathe. Then guided me to the room. Performed excellent legit deep tissue massage. I watched the clock and there appeared to be no extras. Finally I was asked to turn around laying on back. While being massaged on the front-side of my body I guided her hand to my erection. She quietly and discretely softly massaged my balls and caressed my shaft. Then she walked to the shelf to get some lube and worked me into ecstacy until I exploded my load all over the place. She worked me until I relaxed and then grabbed a hot towel to clean me up. Excellent service. No full service here.

Adams Avenue
L/A/S=7/9/9

[IWannaP]

Is the place on Garnet Ave? I had gone to that place a few years back and didn't have good service. Good to hear that things have changed.

That really depends on your definition of good service. Similarly to strip clubs, good service in San Diego is equal to poor service in the OC/LA area.

[hpman]

I was so pissed that I decided to try one of my favorite places, Oriental in PB.

Is the place on Garnet Ave? I had gone to that place a few years back and didn't have good service. Good to hear that things have changed.

[OHMdude]

I happened to be in Mission Valley area today and decided to try Hong's. Walked in and mamasan asked me to wait for ten minutes. Then, mamasan decided to do it herself. After at most probably 30 seconds of lousy massage, she asked me to turn over and started to give me the price list. "$60 for playing your dick, $80 if you cum, $120 you can touch me, $200 for everything." I could not believe my ears! When I questioned her, she had a nasty attitude. I just told her fuck it, put my clothes back on, and walked out. She said something in Korean as I walked around. I noticed that the house was full which means some of you guys were getting good service. Unfortunately I did not. $60 down the drain.

I was so pissed that I decided to try one of my favorite places, Oriental in PB. Walked in and told mamasan what I like. Mamasan guided me to the room and asked me to wait. I had to wait butt naked for almost 10 min, but it was definitely worth it because I got some incredible service from Wendy, a Thai lady. For all of you who like big boob Asian ladies, go try her and you will not be disappointed. She told me she has not finalized her working schedule yet. So you have to call to find out if she is available.

Have fun!

[Whoopster]

Someone mentioned some North County MPs. Here's one to stay away from:

A new AMP opened on Oceanside Blvd a few months ago. I thought I'd try it out. This is one of the worst MPs I've ever been to.

They advertise in the NC times and have a coupon for $10 off of an hour. They also advertise a free table shower. The table shower consisted of a warm washcloth.

The massage was too light and mechanical and I was covered with a very large, thick towel the whole time.

When I finished and was getting dressed I noticed a sign on the wall asking me to please leave my undergarments on "for health reasons" There were also several signs referencing something about the OPD.

The final thing that makes this place even worse is that as I was dressing the lady came in to straighten the massage table. She didn't change the sheets, she just straightened them and put down a large piece of some kind of paper, about 2 feet wide.

I went home and immediately took a shower

[Joe Coodidge]

There is a new amp in Hillcrest called Naomi. I believe it's on 4th st. They have fixed up the massage place that used to be there. It's near the corner of Washington. When I was there the masseuses were all Thai. The bad news is it was not worth the effort. My masseuse was Diamond. Real attitude! Said she was in Atlanta the last 4 years. She should have stayed there. It's typical rub and tug with emphasis on tug. You've heard of jerking it off? She tried pulling it off! I just said "hold on there Cactus Lil". I'd like to keep that thing attached to my body. I guess that's a potential problem any time a strange asian girl grabs on to our particulars. I won't go back.

Another bad experience at the amp called Genie on ECB. Again, real attitude. Oh, you would like to touch me, that's extra. You would like me to touch you, oh, that's extra. You would like me to give you a massage, oh, that's extra. Don't bother.

Chukichz,

Thanks for taking one (or two) for the team. I hate when they treat my cock like one of those old cigarette machines where you pulled the handle to get the cigarette packs.

Joe

[Chukichz]

There is a new amp in Hillcrest called Naomi. I believe it's on 4th st. They have fixed up the massage place that used to be there. It's near the corner of Washington. When I was there the masseuses were all Thai. The bad news is it was not worth the effort. My masseuse was Diamond. Real attitude! Said she was in Atlanta the last 4 years. She should have stayed there. It's typical rub and tug with emphasis on tug. You've heard of jerking it off? She tried pulling it off! I just said "hold on there Cactus Lil". I'd like to keep that thing attached to my body. I guess that's a potential problem any time a strange asian girl grabs on to our particulars. I won't go back.

Another bad experience at the amp called Genie on ECB. Again, real attitude. Oh, you would like to touch me, that's extra. You would like me to touch you, oh, that's extra. You would like me to give you a massage, oh, that's extra. Don't bother.

[Member #5605]

As a returning monger to San Diego County, I am indeed surprised to read that FS can be had at ANY MP in San Diego, as it sure was not like that when I last went to one in the 80's down here! I wonder if there are any up here in North County worth a visit to.

[Munzing]

I remember her. She was my first, back when she was at Crystal in PB. I have been hoping to find her again, maybe she can be my last, as I am giving up the hobby.

Truly one of the best russian experiences of my life.