Strip Club Reports

**Paradise508** · 09-16-20 12:43

Originally Posted by Fimes [View Original Post]

If you walk into a Tampa club in loose shorts or sweats, nobody in the place can claim they don't know why. You either won't get in the door at some places, or if you don some girls may just avoid you. Others probably prefer sweats to grinding away on rough demin. Either way, just get some golf shorts. They look like nice shorts from a distance, but are thin and flexible. And they have pockets for all your cash that are harder to pick.

As to the rest, don't ask up front. She's required legally to say "no. " Just get a few dances and at the right time, lean in and let her know she's approaching the point of no return. She may jump away and thank you for the warning that it is. If she doesn't move away, or. . . You know. . . Moves closer, you'll be giving her a tip momentarily. Either way, no naked woman straddling you in a public club can truly be offended by that.

I always wear a bathing suit and never an issue and at 2001 odessey it's too dark to tell at the front where you pay and I always wip it out during dance when she faces away from me at 2001 and half the time not an issue, just rubbing it on her ass the other half say put it back or cut the dance short and tell the bouncer but never been tossed out but called troublemaker a lot. Whenever I go to 2001 I go to bar first and always point to a stripper and say she said its on her. Also, at 2001 the $6 bucs for the dance rooms I do not pay, I tell girl when he asks for money that she's paying. If refused I back out of dance. I have wife and girlfriend so it's probably easier for me to act like an asshole since I can get ass frequently but like us all, once you see I girl naked you want to see them all naked.

**Macaman69** · 09-16-20 11:42

Originally Posted by Fimes [View Original Post]

If you walk into a Tampa club in loose shorts or sweats, nobody in the place can claim they don't know why. You either won't get in the door at some places, or if you don some girls may just avoid you. Others probably prefer sweats to grinding away on rough demin. Either way, just get some golf shorts. They look like nice shorts from a distance, but are thin and flexible. And they have pockets for all your cash that are harder to pick.

As to the rest, don't ask up front. She's required legally to say "no. " Just get a few dances and at the right time, lean in and let her know she's approaching the point of no return. She may jump away and thank you for the warning that it is. If she doesn't move away, or. . . You know. . . Moves closer, you'll be giving her a tip momentarily. Either way, no naked woman straddling you in a public club can truly be offended by that.

Yes, golf shorts; good tip.

The point is that I'm looking to figure out the optimal club in Tampa for me. On one side of the spectrum is Bishop's Corner Café (if you're ever in the Bridgeport, CT area) where you can pick an ugly Colombian heffer with bad perfume, go to the curtained off area, she kneels, you grab two fist fulls of hair and go at it, after which she will make you promise to pick her next time (while she's scoping the club for new arrivals). On the other side of the spectrum are the upscale places where the girls are knockouts in their twenties with implants, maybe a trampstamp. But if their grind finishes you off (because I wore sheer sweats, and why else would I ever go there and deposit cash, because I enjoy their company? They either 'move away' as mentioned above, or angrily stomp out of the lapdance area and badmouth you to the other girls. Then there are the clubs in between where the girls, maybe in their 30's or even 40's, are still hot, still have their implants, and reassure you that it's perfectly fine to blow, and that you're supposed to. I'm looking for this middle tier in Tampa.

Optimal Case Study:

In Rockland County, NY, StilettoNanuet, a girl (can't mention her by name), late 20's, about 5' 1", 100 pounds, with a perfect yoga ass, perfect double DDs and long blonde hair down her back has a loyal clientele, of which I am one. I show up with sheer sweatpants and nothing under (and she knows this), and she comes over with a big smile, says how nice it is to see me, gives me a dainty peck on the cheek, as if my wife were standing next to me, and we walk arm in arm to the bar, where I hand over my 1. 5, of which she keeps 1. We then proceed to the small VIP room, where she undresses and gives me an expert grind on the bench, kissing my neck and whispering into my ear that she wants my load. Within 5 minutes I'm desperately trying to hold back the inevitable, and she's cheerfully trying to make that impossible. Then she stands up (because she knows me way too well) and turns around against the wall (this is her glide path), and we alternate between my holding onto her hips and driving against her ass, and my holding onto her double DDs from behind while she twerks me crazily. This is virtually a GFE session and I can't last any more than 10 of my paid for 15 minutes. She waits patiently while I spasm, after which she calmly dresses, gives me a dainty peck on the cheek, says sweetly that she hopes I have a nice week, and that she will see me next time. Overall, I am miles happier than I would be with a BBBJCIM or FS from a saggy, ugly, uninspiring STG girl.

By the time I collect myself and head for the door, she is arm in arm at the bar with the next guy, who is handing over his 1. 5. By the time I get to the car and change out of my soaked sweats, the next guy is desperately trying to hold on to his load just a little longer, while guys 3 and 4 are queued up. By my calculations, she's working at 4. / hour rate. The only thing she tasted all night were the drinks gratefully purchased for her by her happy and loyal clientele, her kitty is fresh and untouched, and she's walking away with, conservatively, three to four grand, even with club tips, etc. Why more girls haven't figured out this business model is a mystery to me. It could not be simpler.

For context, this blonde (again, I can't mention her name) drives a new Mercedes convertible. The girls who move away or stomp out of the lapdance area drive used Toyota's. The ugly dramatic STG girls can barely pay for their cell phones.

I'm just doing due diligence to figure out which club in Tampa I'm most likely to locate this version of the double DD blonde who carries a lot of baby wipes into the lap dance room.

**Chase Star** · 09-16-20 02:06

Originally Posted by Fimes [View Original Post]

According to one of the dancers I have kept in touch with through this, they will also do $200 for 15 minutes. That's closer to Vegas pricing, but if you still have any stimulus money left (no pun intended), it's a bit better than running a $50-per tab....

OooWee, so what you're saying is that, if you pay for 4 $50 3 minute songs, you get a whole extra 3 minute song for free. Perhaps you would paint that as being "a bit better". I would call it still completely ridiculous, particularly when you consider that you're still probably not going to be getting full service behind those flimsy curtains. Compare that to the f / s 15 minute qv's that one can routinely find for less than half that amount elsewhere in this area. IMHO, one would have to be either completely crazy or have more money than you know what to do with or both to want to go for that deal. And it was already only "a bit better" even before they put in this new pricing.

**Fimes** · 09-15-20 14:59

Originally Posted by Macaman69 [View Original Post]

Question about Tampa clubs in general: Are the girls there ok with a patron to come in with loose shorts or sweats and spooge during a grind? In Daytona's Biggins, most are offended and would consider it an "extra" even though I think it should be standardized. In Diamond Dolls, YMMV. In the old Sharke's Lounge (RIP) they wouldn't understand why you didn't let them give you head. I can tell you that in most upscale clubs in NYC (Scores or Flashdancers), the girls will stomp out angrily. In Satin Dolls, most are ok with it. Some Rockland County clubs are hit or miss, and I've developed "understandings" with my favorites (that if they want me as a regular, bring the baby wipes with you to the booth, because if you're ok with my load, you can rely on my as a regular). I'll be heading to Tampa soon and would like to know which clubs to "aim for" and which to avoid.

If you walk into a Tampa club in loose shorts or sweats, nobody in the place can claim they don't know why. You either won't get in the door at some places, or if you don some girls may just avoid you. Others probably prefer sweats to grinding away on rough demin. Either way, just get some golf shorts. They look like nice shorts from a distance, but are thin and flexible. And they have pockets for all your cash that are harder to pick.

As to the rest, don't ask up front. She's required legally to say "no. " Just get a few dances and at the right time, lean in and let her know she's approaching the point of no return. She may jump away and thank you for the warning that it is. If she doesn't move away, or. . . You know. . . Moves closer, you'll be giving her a tip momentarily. Either way, no naked woman straddling you in a public club can truly be offended by that.

**Fimes** · 09-15-20 14:47

Originally Posted by ChaseStar [View Original Post]

Draping off seating for dances could be a step in the right direction if the added privacy translates to getting a little more action with the dances. But not if it also serves as an excuse to raise the already high dance prices by 100%. After all, how much more can the dancers do behind the curtain with just 3 minutes per song. To do anything worthwhile it takes at least a couple of songs and how many guys are going to be willing to drop $100 for probably just at best a 6 minute handjob.

According to one of the dancers I have kept in touch with through this, they will also do $200 for 15 minutes. That's closer to Vegas pricing, but if you still have any stimulus money left (no pun intended), it's a bit better than running a $50-per tab. And IMHO, Joe has treated us right over the years--middle finger to the 6' rule and keeping a stable of great looking talent. I'm not stepping up for $50 and don't encourage anyone to. It won't last, but when / if things get "back to normal," I probably wouldn't mind a few bucks more than they used to be.

**TPAMonger** · 09-14-20 22:37

Originally Posted by RobbinHoodz [View Original Post]

Also super curious. Moved to Tampa about two weeks ago and haven't had a chance to go but would love to know where I can hit with some expectation of success.

Other guys can chime in on pink pony, scarletts, hush, etc.

Lipstixx has gorgeous harlow but also some cuban girls lately there are real dolls.

**Tattoo47** · 09-14-20 18:14

Originally Posted by Ttxx1 [View Original Post]

Typically that's correct (most contractors don't pay in), but with COVID the government was chipping in some cash for contractors. Sadly, Florida's a piece of shit state and couldn't even figure out how to manage that so they denied something like 60% of claims across the board. I have a good friend who was freaking out for a while about finances because they're a bartender (but classified as an independent contractor) and couldn't get anything. They finally figured it out but there's still hundreds of thousands who are screwed right now.

Based on your information, this is what led UTR Sam back into the business. Side note, my LMT (License massage therapist) had some issues as well.

**RobbinHoodz** · 09-14-20 16:47

Originally Posted by Macaman69 [View Original Post]

A fair point. The girls there aren't bow-wows? At Bottom's Up in New Smyrna Beach one can almost always rely on a BBBJCIM upstairs from a heavily tatted biker chick, usually not too bad looking, around 5-7. That typically does not happen with the Daytona Biggins 8-9's. YMMV at Diamond Dolls. Never been to Tampa though; just doing some due diligence before I show up with 3 days buildup.

Also super curious. Moved to Tampa about two weeks ago and haven't had a chance to go but would love to know where I can hit with some expectation of success.

**Ttxx1** · 09-14-20 16:21

Originally Posted by Nflfan [View Original Post]

My understanding is unemployment does not apply to independent contractors.

Typically that's correct (most contractors don't pay in), but with COVID the government was chipping in some cash for contractors. Sadly, Florida's a piece of shit state and couldn't even figure out how to manage that so they denied something like 60% of claims across the board. I have a good friend who was freaking out for a while about finances because they're a bartender (but classified as an independent contractor) and couldn't get anything. They finally figured it out but there's still hundreds of thousands who are screwed right now.

**Macaman69** · 09-14-20 15:44

Originally Posted by NakedCowboy69 [View Original Post]

Why not try pink pony or lipstixx and spooge in the condom?

A fair point. The girls there aren't bow-wows? At Bottom's Up in New Smyrna Beach one can almost always rely on a BBBJCIM upstairs from a heavily tatted biker chick, usually not too bad looking, around 5-7. That typically does not happen with the Daytona Biggins 8-9's. YMMV at Diamond Dolls. Never been to Tampa though; just doing some due diligence before I show up with 3 days buildup.

**Nflfan** · 09-13-20 14:51

Originally Posted by Tattoo47 [View Original Post]

I do agree with you. When I moved here, the evening shift always seem to have a cover. 2001 has a cover for the day shift (I go in, but wasn't go to pay a cover for daytime). Without getting political debate about anything, I am surprised that dancers aren't becoming more like an escort. I am sure some have, but like to charge what they get in the clubs (I have post that some clubs dancers have gotten $$ Can they file for unemployment (assuming that they pay taxes. We all know that most don't pay taxes, but some do). I have a few reasons for not going to a strip club currently. I might go back in 2021 (After Super Bowl). Actually, I'd thought that nightclubs had to be close unless serving food.

My understanding is unemployment does not apply to independent contractors.

**NakedCowboy69** · 09-13-20 14:01

Originally Posted by Macaman69 [View Original Post]

Question about Tampa clubs in general: Are the girls there ok with a patron to come in with loose shorts or sweats and spooge during a grind? In Daytona's Biggins, most are offended and would consider it an "extra" even though I think it should be standardized. In Diamond Dolls, YMMV. In the old Sharke's Lounge (RIP) they wouldn't understand why you didn't let them give you head. I can tell you that in most upscale clubs in NYC (Scores or Flashdancers), the girls will stomp out angrily. In Satin Dolls, most are ok with it. Some Rockland County clubs are hit or miss, and I've developed "understandings" with my favorites (that if they want me as a regular, bring the baby wipes with you to the booth, because if you're ok with my load, you can rely on my as a regular). I'll be heading to Tampa soon and would like to know which clubs to "aim for" and which to avoid.

Why not try pink pony or lipstixx and spooge in the condom?

**Macaman69** · 09-13-20 13:34

Question about Tampa clubs in general: Are the girls there ok with a patron to come in with loose shorts or sweats and spooge during a grind? In Daytona's Biggins, most are offended and would consider it an "extra" even though I think it should be standardized. In Diamond Dolls, YMMV. In the old Sharke's Lounge (RIP) they wouldn't understand why you didn't let them give you head. I can tell you that in most upscale clubs in NYC (Scores or Flashdancers), the girls will stomp out angrily. In Satin Dolls, most are ok with it. Some Rockland County clubs are hit or miss, and I've developed "understandings" with my favorites (that if they want me as a regular, bring the baby wipes with you to the booth, because if you're ok with my load, you can rely on my as a regular). I'll be heading to Tampa soon and would like to know which clubs to "aim for" and which to avoid.

**Paradise508** · 09-13-20 13:16

Took a younger taller girl up on 2 dances for $60, A real Dud and Bossy as hell about no touching the buthole and clit so she claimed harassment and walked out. Had another dance with great looking 30 ish dancer (can never remember names) who is also a hairdresser and she was much more accommodating but too many rules about no FIV NO takeout available so I will stick with escorts until 2001 gets some sluts all up in the dance rooms. Barkeep was adorable and I would have rather taken her for take out but did not pursue. Had to leave for caliente land o lakes.

**Duffer22** · 09-12-20 19:01

Originally Posted by ChaseStar [View Original Post]

Draping off seating for dances could be a step in the right direction if the added privacy translates to getting a little more action with the dances. But not if it also serves as an excuse to raise the already high dance prices by 100%. After all, how much more can the dancers do behind the curtain with just 3 minutes per song. To do anything worthwhile it takes at least a couple of songs and how many guys are going to be willing to drop $100 for probably just at best a 6 minute handjob.

Thats ridiculous. I was disappointed that Ybor went up to $25 but I guess it's all relative.