Massage Parlor Reports

[LostInDetroit]

Yo, so, like, I write about a borderline mentally retarded masseuse who will operate on your command, and can suck dick like a super hero, and my inbox blows up.

I'm not sure if I'm proud of you all, or straight disgusted, but I do know that ya'll are lazy b / c the info to contact her is in this thread, just a little further down. What kind of tourists are ya'll that you can't read another page? SMH. I'm not replying to 27 inquiries for this mentally disabled amazing cock smoker's information. Get to work if you want to take advantage of her, ya'll lazy ass manipulators of 4 x brain surgery, definitely not all the marbles there, massage ladies.

Damn.

I swear on my life, the next time I see her, I'm going to bring a Goblin mask and demand she wear it the entire session. Bet she will. WHO going to BET?

Stay safe.

Are we talking about Jen C? Last time I saw her pre-COVID her service was just average at best. Very good nude massage, but a lackluster HE, nothing more that that. She also has a kid so it's the reason why I asked.

[SlightlyHere]

Yo, so, like, I write about a borderline mentally retarded masseuse who will operate on your command, and can suck dick like a super hero, and my inbox blows up.

I'm not sure if I'm proud of you all, or straight disgusted, but I do know that ya'll are lazy b / c the info to contact her is in this thread, just a little further down. What kind of tourists are ya'll that you can't read another page? SMH. I'm not replying to 27 inquiries for this mentally disabled amazing cock smoker's information. Get to work if you want to take advantage of her, ya'll lazy ass manipulators of 4 x brain surgery, definitely not all the marbles there, massage ladies.

Damn.

I swear on my life, the next time I see her, I'm going to bring a Goblin mask and demand she wear it the entire session. Bet she will. WHO going to BET?

Stay safe.

[Red Star]

I drove by and noticed they were both closed. Did something happen?

[FreezingDusk]

Just a notification, Ebony currently has a new phone number. She is also only taking calls from regulars for now as well. If you are unable to contact her, PM me her old phone number and I'll reply back with the new.

[ZipRogers]

Try the new Siam Thai Massage ask for Tangmo.

The one in Clinton Twnship? That's a little ways from Farmington the guy wanted.

[ShvdSchtick]

Try the new Siam Thai Massage ask for Tangmo.

Bye the way place seems legit so please make an appointment.

[XxxMassage123]

Try the new Siam Thai Massage ask for Tangmo.

What was your experience at this place and what was the total damage? Also side note, any recs on who I'd want at Thai DDS?

[SmegBoy]

Treat yourself to both. However, I would suggest Bella if one is all you plan on doing. Be sure to ask for Joy. You may be treated to a threesome while there. It's like they're folding clothes at the laundromat. Each one working an area and chatting in Korean. Joy alone closes with the HJ. Very skillful I may add.

Decloaking for a bit. I haven't been part of the hobby for 8 years and was always more active on SG and EV than the older version of this site.

Since returning I tried Bella and found the massage to be about a 6. 5 and the HE about a 7. I paid for the hour but got about 40 minutes total. Overall not impressed. I used to hang with Jade and Connie at the old Yoshiko where the Sam's on JR is now. I followed them when they set up their own place. Was a steady customer until Connie used bengay on a knot in my back and then went to give a HE with the same hand, not cleaned off! Got many happy 4 hands from them. Are they still there?

Read here that TJs has a table shower. White dude at the desk wanted me to come back the next day with an appointment. Is the shower in use or just massage right now?

[WednesdayFun]

So, after that last review of Jen, I decided to go and see her. Made the appointment a few days ago, and BOY was OP on target.

Listen, I'm not trying to hate on anybody, or cause a stir, but I really think that this girl is mentally disabled. Like, she just seems to believe that since you're paying her $60 for 60 minutes, that whatever you say goes. . . She just does it, even if she may not like it. Honestly, it's low key amazing. Whomever said that the main reason to go and see her was for the CIM was RIGHT. Her head is stellar. What she doesn't have in throat fucking she makes up for in technique. Doing that torpedo line following of your cock head to make it consistent. Type.

Literally, just tell her what to do, and she does it. If you asked her to stand on her head, she would try. It's like, you paid for the hour, and you get whatever you ask for type of scenario. Her kid seems cool, from what I've heard, and it was really weird to be pounding her from behind and yet, hear her still talking about musical theater. Something is loose in that skull and we're making vast use of it. May repeat, and just feel a bit more guilty.

FYI, she's a trumptard, but I made her laugh when she was sucking my cock and I moaned, "you were so right that wearing masks is bullshit. ".

She's harmless though, so go easy.

Stay safe.

Have a link for her?

[JayTwo21]

So, after that last review of Jen, I decided to go and see her. Made the appointment a few days ago, and BOY was OP on target.

Listen, I'm not trying to hate on anybody, or cause a stir, but I really think that this girl is mentally disabled. Like, she just seems to believe that since you're paying her $60 for 60 minutes, that whatever you say goes. . . She just does it, even if she may not like it. Honestly, it's low key amazing. Whomever said that the main reason to go and see her was for the CIM was RIGHT. Her head is stellar. What she doesn't have in throat fucking she makes up for in technique. Doing that torpedo line following of your cock head to make it consistent. Type.

Literally, just tell her what to do, and she does it. If you asked her to stand on her head, she would try. It's like, you paid for the hour, and you get whatever you ask for type of scenario. Her kid seems cool, from what I've heard, and it was really weird to be pounding her from behind and yet, hear her still talking about musical theater. Something is loose in that skull and we're making vast use of it. May repeat, and just feel a bit more guilty.

FYI, she's a trumptard, but I made her laugh when she was sucking my cock and I moaned, "you were so right that wearing masks is bullshit. ".

She's harmless though, so go easy.

Stay safe.

What's the typically total damage with Jen?

[BigBootyFan]

Has anyone ever done this? Is it just her sticking a finger in your ass, or is it the mind blowing internal milking full body uncontrollable orgasm I've seen posts about online?

IMHO your better off finding someone else, either another provider or an AMP. My experience with her was sub par but others may differ. Most providers will do it if you bring a latex glove with you.

[ShvdSchtick]

Went to Asian Massage on Orchard, no finish. Looking for better option. Anyone with contact info for Natasha if you could message me?

Try the new Siam Thai Massage ask for Tangmo.

[Ecuyer]

I get the pleasure of working in the Eastpointe area next week. For a lunch break should I try JC or Bella or is there other options? Looking for basic info and damage, appreciate the help. PM's are fine.

Stay Safe.

JK.

Treat yourself to both. However, I would suggest Bella if one is all you plan on doing. Be sure to ask for Joy. You may be treated to a threesome while there. It's like they're folding clothes at the laundromat. Each one working an area and chatting in Korean. Joy alone closes with the HJ. Very skillful I may add.

[SlightlyHere]

So, after that last review of Jen, I decided to go and see her. Made the appointment a few days ago, and BOY was OP on target.

Listen, I'm not trying to hate on anybody, or cause a stir, but I really think that this girl is mentally disabled. Like, she just seems to believe that since you're paying her $60 for 60 minutes, that whatever you say goes. . . She just does it, even if she may not like it. Honestly, it's low key amazing. Whomever said that the main reason to go and see her was for the CIM was RIGHT. Her head is stellar. What she doesn't have in throat fucking she makes up for in technique. Doing that torpedo line following of your cock head to make it consistent. Type.

Literally, just tell her what to do, and she does it. If you asked her to stand on her head, she would try. It's like, you paid for the hour, and you get whatever you ask for type of scenario. Her kid seems cool, from what I've heard, and it was really weird to be pounding her from behind and yet, hear her still talking about musical theater. Something is loose in that skull and we're making vast use of it. May repeat, and just feel a bit more guilty.

FYI, she's a trumptard, but I made her laugh when she was sucking my cock and I moaned, "you were so right that wearing masks is bullshit. ".

She's harmless though, so go easy.

Stay safe.

[Road Head]

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