Escort Reports

[Glen Quagmire]

https://new-haven.skipthegames.com/f...s/105854900113

I just came back from seeing her. I figured I try her based on recent reviews. She answered promptly and agreed to. 80 for the half. Gave me room number when I called on my way to West Haven motel by boats. Told me to call when I was pulling in. I called before I got there and she called again saying where am I as I'm parking. She was pleasant on the phone but when I got to the room she totally changed and was very fidgety. She ask for the donation and took the money to the bathroom for a few minutes. Came out of the bathroom and got on the phone and called some guy. She gets off the phone and says we have 10 minutes because her friend was coming over and I had to leave in 10 minutes. I told her then let's get it on. She then ask if I had a condom and I said no and she said for. 80 it'll only be BBBJ. I asked her if she'll do BBFS and she says for. 20 more. I figured what hell I'm already vested, I just want to bang her and leave. She gave a quick BBBJ and then banged her for 15 minutes doggy and mish while she complained the whole time about us making too much noise. Shot a load on her back and got out of there. She calls someone while I was getting dressed. I get out and as I'm walking to my car, I see 3 goons, 2-blacks and a PR guy in two cars parked next to mine. I happened to be on the phone and I got into my car and those guys peeled out as I was getting ready to leave. So apparently she either got protection or handlers now because of the past situations but I would definitely not go back due to her terrible service and goons. Be careful!

Sorry to hear Monkey Man. I hate the rush, rush, you got x minutes to go bullshit man. Clearly she must be rocking and partying hard, like BMart said, fuck the methadone I guess, she must be tweaking hard from the good shit LOL. Post imprisonment party continues. Least you tore that big ass up hard for 15 minutes of deep dickin and left ropes of man mayo on her back for your effort. I find it hilarious about her complaining you were making too much noice. Fuck, does she not realize a good hard fuck makes a man want to roar like a lion? Silly fat assed slapper. Least you got some good strokes in 15 minutes of pounding and most importantly busted your nut. But that goon squad scenario, if they were connected to her is a real concern. Funny thing is, I don't think she is any safer with them goons, just as much a risk for her as it is for any potential clients. They don't give a shit for her welfare, except about how much cash they can squeeze out of her while that ass, mouth or pussy can print paper. A big ass, big titty ATM. Well, clearly brainpower is not measured in proportion to tit or ass size or body thickness is it? LOL. Not sure if I go back, but it seems like daytime only is best and to keep your head on a swivel at that. BMart looking like a genius when he said he didn't think she might last long! Yo B, you got some lotto numbers I should play man? Stay safe boys.

[MonkeyMan]

See post #2298 it's detailed and has all the information you'll need.

https://new-haven.skipthegames.com/f...s/105854900113

I just came back from seeing her. I figured I try her based on recent reviews. She answered promptly and agreed to. 80 for the half. Gave me room number when I called on my way to West Haven motel by boats. Told me to call when I was pulling in. I called before I got there and she called again saying where am I as I'm parking. She was pleasant on the phone but when I got to the room she totally changed and was very fidgety. She ask for the donation and took the money to the bathroom for a few minutes. Came out of the bathroom and got on the phone and called some guy. She gets off the phone and says we have 10 minutes because her friend was coming over and I had to leave in 10 minutes. I told her then let's get it on. She then ask if I had a condom and I said no and she said for. 80 it'll only be BBBJ. I asked her if she'll do BBFS and she says for. 20 more. I figured what hell I'm already vested, I just want to bang her and leave. She gave a quick BBBJ and then banged her for 15 minutes doggy and mish while she complained the whole time about us making too much noise. Shot a load on her back and got out of there. She calls someone while I was getting dressed. I get out and as I'm walking to my car, I see 3 goons, 2-blacks and a PR guy in two cars parked next to mine. I happened to be on the phone and I got into my car and those guys peeled out as I was getting ready to leave. So apparently she either got protection or handlers now because of the past situations but I would definitely not go back due to her terrible service and goons. Be careful!

[Glen Quagmire]

I can confirm BBFS is an option, well at least it was offered to me without me bringing it up. Not sure about anal. Saw her in west haven at a motel by the boats. I just didn't like waiting outside for a long time until she was ready. Don't give me a time and then not be even close to being ready. Still waited to see that ass though LOL.

Agreed Newbie H. IT's on the table should you choose to accept LOL. Without much fuss or even comment at that. She is real tight, so I presume her asshole even more so, much lube required if greenlight is given LOL. Same spot for me, while I didn't have much of a wait, I know what you mean, always seems like you're waiting a long time and with only a couple cars in the lot, you start feeling like all eyes are on you and they all know just what you are there for. You start getting paranoid, is this a set up? Am I on camera, do they got my plates and all they need is for me to walk in the bldg and hit the room door and then when I enter, I'm hooked like a fish and going to feature in the next episode of Sex Slaves on MSNBC Sunday night? Wait, did I write that all down? LOL. Maybe it's just me. Besides, MSNBC doesn't air Sex Slaves on Sunday nights anymore. Guess the demise of Backpage ended that excellent series. Was kind of bs anyway, almost all the hooers on there were not exploited and underage kidnap victims. They were almost all adults and knew just what they were doing. Selling that ass for cash, good money too. Bless their hearts! Why the hell shouldn't they be able to do so if they want? But the idea of new meat, blessed with sumptuous E cup tiddies and an equally fat and lush but firm ass will always override any worst case scenario nightmare the mind can conceive while waiting. Least for me! I see you still waited to see that ass though too. So? What did you think my man? Comments on your experience, her body, skillset, service, attitude, etc. ? Would be most welcome I think. Tearing that ass apart and enjoying a good or great fuck from some quality meat is a blast, but I also enjoy the recap for you guys as well. Feel free to enlighten others who have not had the pleasure mate. Perhaps VitoShark will do the same if he goes, rather than ignoring the 2 reports posted about her, literally on the same page he asked if anyone had any intel on her LOL. I swear, there might have been a report on her that said, Intel on this BBW from New Haven, only 2 posts before Vito asked if anyone had intel on this BBW from New Haven LOL. Kidding, kidding. Well, only slightly. Just havin a bit o' fun at your expense VS. Hope you do manage to visit and enjoy the splendor of that ass. As well as those titties. They are a wonder, truly. Mount up and enjoy lads. One and all. Just don't fuck it up gentlemen.

[HolaDoug]

https://new-haven.skipthegames.com/d...e/128579281194

Looks like she's mad about you guys talking about her pics: " IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT A COUPLE OF BROKE LOSERS ARE GOSSIPING ABOUT MY TOILET PICS ON THOSE LITTLE REVIEW SITES, IF you're NOT SPENDING WITH ME MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS 😊 *.

Calling them toilet pics is pretty funny considering she was shitting in her sink. You know the place you wash your face and hands and brush your teeth. LOL.

[TherealBbcMonger]

Hey guys Vito here.

Any intel on this bbw from new haven, She seems to look pretty good and has a nice ass, has anyone seen her?

Safe area and legit? She's got a 203 number I guess that means she's semi real.

http://new-haven.skipthegames.com/fe...s/058329211707

See post #2298 it's detailed and has all the information you'll need.

[VitoShark]

Hey guys Vito here.

Any intel on this bbw from new haven, She seems to look pretty good and has a nice ass, has anyone seen her?

Safe area and legit? She's got a 203 number I guess that means she's semi real.

http://new-haven.skipthegames.com/fe...s/058329211707

[VitoShark]

Looks like heather posting again I sampled a couple years back when she would host in milford. She's legit not memorable enough for me to repeat.

Recently looking in to her. She has a nice body shape, pretty with brunette hair, my Style.

I see she has a 217# I remember seeing her add awhile back and had a 203# thoughts?

New number? Text app? Just want to make sure I'm not walking into a shit situation.

Thanks, Vito.

[NewbieHobbyist]

I wonder if anal or BBFS would be an option as well. Perhaps a case by case basis, if at all that is.

I can confirm BBFS is an option, well at least it was offered to me without me bringing it up. Not sure about anal. Saw her in west haven at a motel by the boats. I just didn't like waiting outside for a long time until she was ready. Don't give me a time and then not be even close to being ready. Still waited to see that ass though LOL.

[MarriedCtBull]

Went and saw her this early morning a bit after 2 am.

http://new-haven.skipthegames.com/fe...h/555806122957

Was just in the mood for some spicy loving and got exactly that. Sweet woman, accommodating and aims to please. Glad she was friendly with a very good personality to match.

Was looking online to see who was available and almost pulled the trigger with Marie in Hamden cause she was more responsive but when this one hit me up my radar was set to discover her. So exactly right before I get on the Parkway to head to Hamden she texts me "I can be available now" I immediately veered that vehicle away from the entrance ramp. 😂 so I am seeing what is available and the cost and she send me the list for QV / GFE QV / HHR / GFE HHR and I ask for explanation of what GFE was and she hit the nail on the hammer. There is a slight up charge for GFE and I dare say a few of you know why. I asked about an HR appointment but she says she only does HHR and I can pretty much figure out why. She also says that she only see 4 to 5 clients a day. And to my surprise most are women. I got a little excited by that but was shock nonetheless.

So after realizing I didn't have cash I asked if she accepts Cash App like her ad says and she confirms it is accurate. So I get to her location and she comes down to get me cause I wanted to avoid the front desk at all costs. Glad she did. It gave me a chance to assess her looks and body and the pics match. The booty is fat and she is a very pretty girl. Oh yeah short as well. I believe that has been reported before. We get to the room and exchange money and I hop in the shower as I had just got off work. I hop in real quick as to not keep her waiting and then the fun begins. Usual start with BBBJ some kissing, mish, K9 and me shooting on her big beautiful ass. She is tight and offers a very decent BJ with DT. I would spend the money for an hour with her. Any other questions ask away or PM me. Hopes this helps and as always, be safe.

MCB.

[TherealBbcMonger]

So I finally caught up with her this afternoon BMart and I definitely liked what I saw and what I wasted no time in saddling up to ride hard LOL. I totally agree, she really does seem to be a very nice girl with a very nice, apologetic demeanor. I was surprised that she was so short, 5'2", so I see what you meant about how she is bigger than she seems to appear in her pics as a result of creative angles. I told her I thought she was much taller which surprised her. She was like even at my weight? I was like yup, but damn, she sure can carry that 185-190 lbs easy on her little over 5 ft thick and solid frame. That broad shapely ass was made to be bent over and just pounded, pure and simple. Facts. I have not encountered a little cochon in some time with her ample tits to hips and ass ratio. Thick as she is, to see that meat on the bone, just makes you want to jump on her like a starving dog on a porterhouse cut. So combine a big fat but very, very firm and very tight creamy wide ass and hips, with a very full and very firm set of heavy hangin natural titties and you have what Hasbro or Mattel would call an all "action figure"! You couldn't have been more spot on when you said that from behind she is pretty solid, and I will add she is very firm, definitely not sloppy in any way, shape or form, very tight very firm smooth skin. Shockingly so in fact, but very pleasantly so LOL.

While her vacation never came up, weird I know, she did mention how she paid a client $20 earlier to give her a lift to the methadone clinic and wait for her, but how they bailed and she had to walk all the way back to the motel. Even getting caught in the heavy rain earlier. I felt bad for her, as she showed me how soaked her hoodie and bra still were hours later, yet I still nearly laughed out loud. I know, terrible. I did really feel bad when she told me about a recent car date she did, which was the cause of some bruising and cuts she had on her arms and legs. This guy gave her a hundo for a car date, so she fucked him twice and was with him for over a hhr, but when they were heading back, the dude was like nah, going to need you to give me that 100 back. She was like, I fucked you twice though, to which he said, that was your idea, I was taking my money back either way. Long story short, she managed to escape opening the door in traffic, but this nut job really wanted his hundo and followed her into the street, ready to beat her for that hundo she earned so well. Shit like that really pisses me off. She more than earned it. You can see why some girls try and jerk guys when they get done wrong so often. This one is new to the game at that man. Getting rolled by some prick. Can ruin a perfectly good cock mongrel, scarring her for ages. Fortunately it has not discouraged her from anything other than car dates or outcalls. Thankfully, while still catching a few bolos, she was able to hold onto her hard earned hundo and run away on those thick curvy legs, big ass and titties jiggling and wriggling, as she made good her escape to suck and fuck another day.

Thanks for the review and the good laugh. I checked out Her add definitely my type a may make an appointment this weekend.

[Glen Quagmire]

Saw her Monday in W. Haven. She also told me about her vacation. She was actually a really nice girl with a very apologetic attitude. She was admittedly all whacked out from an all nighter on the hard and or the soft. She had subsequently just before I arrived taken some sleeping pills trying to come down. Anyway, the cliff notes are. 6 qv. BBBJ where she used a Kung fu grip with her right hand that I had to ask her to release. Very sub par on the BJ overall. She is bigger than she seems to appear in her pics because of the creative angles but all the pics are def real. She has a nice rack soft heavy naturals. She got really wet all on her own as we did mish then k9. From behind she is pretty solid and not sloppy so that was really the best part for me.

Looks; 6 because I don't mind the thickness and she was pretty clean.

Attitude; 8 she wanted to please.

BJ; 2 only not a 1 because it was a BBBJ.

Cfs; 6 she was wet and let me do as I please But not very responsive.

For the price I will probably repeat, but I have a feeling she isn't going to be around for a long time.

So I finally caught up with her this afternoon BMart and I definitely liked what I saw and what I wasted no time in saddling up to ride hard LOL. I totally agree, she really does seem to be a very nice girl with a very nice, apologetic demeanor. I was surprised that she was so short, 5'2", so I see what you meant about how she is bigger than she seems to appear in her pics as a result of creative angles. I told her I thought she was much taller which surprised her. She was like even at my weight? I was like yup, but damn, she sure can carry that 185-190 lbs easy on her little over 5 ft thick and solid frame. That broad shapely ass was made to be bent over and just pounded, pure and simple. Facts. I have not encountered a little cochon in some time with her ample tits to hips and ass ratio. Thick as she is, to see that meat on the bone, just makes you want to jump on her like a starving dog on a porterhouse cut. So combine a big fat but very, very firm and very tight creamy wide ass and hips, with a very full and very firm set of heavy hangin natural titties and you have what Hasbro or Mattel would call an all "action figure"! You couldn't have been more spot on when you said that from behind she is pretty solid, and I will add she is very firm, definitely not sloppy in any way, shape or form, very tight very firm smooth skin. Shockingly so in fact, but very pleasantly so LOL.

While her vacation never came up, weird I know, she did mention how she paid a client $20 earlier to give her a lift to the methadone clinic and wait for her, but how they bailed and she had to walk all the way back to the motel. Even getting caught in the heavy rain earlier. I felt bad for her, as she showed me how soaked her hoodie and bra still were hours later, yet I still nearly laughed out loud. I know, terrible. I did really feel bad when she told me about a recent car date she did, which was the cause of some bruising and cuts she had on her arms and legs. This guy gave her a hundo for a car date, so she fucked him twice and was with him for over a hhr, but when they were heading back, the dude was like nah, going to need you to give me that 100 back. She was like, I fucked you twice though, to which he said, that was your idea, I was taking my money back either way. Long story short, she managed to escape opening the door in traffic, but this nut job really wanted his hundo and followed her into the street, ready to beat her for that hundo she earned so well. Shit like that really pisses me off. She more than earned it. You can see why some girls try and jerk guys when they get done wrong so often. This one is new to the game at that man. Getting rolled by some prick. Can ruin a perfectly good cock mongrel, scarring her for ages. Fortunately it has not discouraged her from anything other than car dates or outcalls. Thankfully, while still catching a few bolos, she was able to hold onto her hard earned hundo and run away on those thick curvy legs, big ass and titties jiggling and wriggling, as she made good her escape to suck and fuck another day.

But speaking of her being able to suck and fuck another day, say today, when I hopped on the bed and started swinging my cock, like a cock divining rod for her to come lube up orally, I was shocked when she applied the same kung fu grip on me that you got applied on you LOL. Had to tell her, easy! Take it easy baby. Let my boy breathe! Gentle now, nice and easy LOL. I tried to direct her a bit, as to how I wanted her to suck and lick with her mouth and tongue and lips, how to use her hands in tandem, and she did seem to make progress, before mounting her, it was feeling pretty good. She did say a lot of people like different things, as she stated she could DT, which I will see about another day. I tried to gently tell her, yeah, lots of people may like different things, but all guys like good, if not great head. IF your technique is off planet, otherworldly excellent, guys won't give a fuck about what they prefer cause your head game will blow them away. Literally. But it seems like this might be her first foray into the fuck for a buck game, as she was not used to suckin dick, doing so awkwardly I thought, without any particularly moves or clearly practiced skill. Certainly not in the volume that she will be facing now. But the tits, ass, hips and attitude more than made up for it. Oh and I nearly forgot, the head also got better when she removed her teeth, LOL. Yeah, didn't see that coming either. Substance abuse can do that, but she was upfront about it and actually said it was from a car accident. Even though she does take methadone, visiting the clinic regular, to ween herself off what she was using or substance abusing in her past, I will give her the benefit of the doubt and take her word for it. Why not?

While the bbj was a bit rough at first, it got better and her body is just the right thickness I like in a piggy or pawgy before I make her squeal. That body is a perfect deli meat special to pillage regularly on the cheap and her attitude and willingness to satisfy and follow sack commands are all major checks in the definitely beat that ass up again and again column LOL. While it might not be too busy today, she mentioned that she makes 1 k on weekends, not sure if that was 1 k a day. Which would mean at least 10,11, 12 gents or more. Hope that was for both days LOL, but I don't think so. So if you do come back, I would suggest maybe trying to slip in between in the am, before noon and see if she will take a shower before, for you. I'm sure she won't mind LOL. Thanks again for your report and I hope mine has added some further color on this new thick, ample assed, big titted delight to our area. Long may she serve!

[PutNamAnthony]

I can explain. Had issues seeing her myself of late. Ended up catching her act last Saturday and wore them big, fat titties of hers the fuck out. The problem with her now, is that she has a bf or fiancee. No worries, I already assessed it won't last. Them monster tiddies will soon be ours to use and abuse again for some time, but in the short term, he has been making it hard for her to do her thing. He met her doing this, but of course, now that she is his, for however long, and even though she was helping him out recently by fuckin to help pay his rent, now that he has unemployment, he doesn't want her spreading for anyone. Very controlling. So she tries to get out and work when she can, without him knowing, but clearly this prick isn't making it easy for her to service us when she wants. Her suck game was much improved BTW, as I laid back enjoying her tits dancing all over the place and her inhaling my cock, somewhat happily it seemed. Well, I was happy anyway LOL. So no, its not normal and its not LE having her number now. It's her trying to suck and fuck for a buck, without her new controlling BF whom she lives with, knowing what she is up to. So you will just have to bear with that bs and give her a break if things don't pan out on a given day, if you really are into fucking the shit out of her and ravaging the fuck out of those huge nippled, big, fat, heavy freckled DD cup meat balloons LOL.

Sounds like a Monger fell in love with her. She will divorce him soon.

[Tribal Man]

Hate to beat a dead horse but this girl is one of my ATFs. Now I'm not saying the OP is making this up. I honestly have no clue of what did or didn't happen on that given day. However just speaking from my experience Mia is has been a very solid and safe provider for me. Her looks are top notch for what's available to us in this hobby around here. She has a very pretty face and an actually incredible body. She also has a great and friendly attitude in all of my experiences. Like I said I have no information on what may or may not have transpired on that given day but I will continue to see her if and when I can. If anyone wants any further info you can PM me.

I am the OP LOL. I agree that her attitude, service are good but all I'm saying is maybe its my fault that I left my wallet somewhere obvious. I do have to add that it's not just one particular day that touched my stuff. I repeated and saw her touching my wallet when I was showering, but this time there was nothing inside. So, 2 for 2 FYI. And I think I am advertising for her which is against my purpose LOL.

[Glen Quagmire]

You make for entertaining reads Glenn. I appreciate that. LOL. The attitude and willingness to please did make up for a lot. That's why I will likely repeat for that price point. But I did notice she went up. 2 already in recent ads. LOL. My gut feeling about her not being around long is based on her hard partying fresh out of the can and her crass attitude and willingness to share way to much info even when unprompted. I just have a feeling she is just going to be one of those here one day gone the next type. But I could be wrong it's just the feeling I got.

I try to keep it interesting while hopefully adding value for those who need to know! My filthy depraved sense of humor takes over I suppose. I think I will try and see her this afternoon. But will as per usual try to lowball and offset her rising prices. I may have the cash, but if I bargain hard for everything else, and I do, or counter-offer where possible, why the fuck should I simply pay what they ask for ass? Fuck that! Everything is negotiation LOL. Even ass can be had on sale or for layaway prices! That's without even having to visit the discount ass or clearance ass rack either LOL! For the most part, they'll take 10-20 less then their quote. Varies of course, depending on how desperate the situation. But that is a disturbing trend, her rising prices. I have noticed that with some girls who get popular all of a sudden, some genius client tells her, wow, you're this or that, you're young, pretty, etc. , you could get 50 more easy. There always seems to be those assholes out there, guess they figure the girl will be so appreciative to them. Stupid. Only ends up fucking up the going rates for everyone. If she is partying like a rock star hard already, and not pacing herself, who knows, she may burn out way too soon. Clearly not focused on saving that cash at the moment. Which means she will need to keep working naked on her knees or all fours for awhile yet, but the party pharma habit might wreak havoc and make her not worth having at all in the end. I sure hope she ain't into the hard stuff man. Would suck to see her full figure ravaged by drugs leaving her just a worn out husk of a hooer, another stick figure zombie. Let's hope she defies the stereotype, and cleans up a bit, so she can provide semen elimination services for us all for years to come!

[BMart80]

Nice report BMart. After chatting with her some more last night, I was lining her up for a late night strike, but ended up torpedoing another fat assed whale in Hamden where I was at, the notorious BBW redhead Brandi. Had forgotten how big and pillowy her ass was. Which I think this new girl has to offer as well. That being said, I just didn't feel like the drive to West Haven, but I was eager to sample the new new. Damn shame about her lousy BJ skills. Kind of shocking really. But it sounds like her attitude, thickness, fat ass, big tits and wet pussy made up for it to some extent. All of which check off wants / must haves on my pig to pound list. Shame about the crap BBBJ though. Hopefully that will improve or someone will train her proper LOL. You went CFS and she pretty much let you do what you wanted. I wonder if anal or BBFS would be an option as well. Perhaps a case by case basis, if at all that is. Great attitude, eager to please and willingness to let you do what you wanted are all great signs for sure. Especially at decent rates. Funny how she be telling one and all about her stay at the courtesy of the state. Interesting how that is always coming up.

What makes you think she won't be around for a long time? Just wondering what lead you to that idea. I got the impression she might be. She confirmed that she was from CT, so I hope that means she will be staying local, but you might be right, she might not be around online via STG or whatever for long. Just long enough to make some scratch and get a normal job. We shall see. Sounds like I better get in and my pound of beef while the getting is good! Just in case! LOL. Thanks again for the report BM!

You make for entertaining reads Glenn. I appreciate that. LOL. The attitude and willingness to please did make up for a lot. That's why I will likely repeat for that price point. But I did notice she went up. 2 already in recent ads. LOL. My gut feeling about her not being around long is based on her hard partying fresh out of the can and her crass attitude and willingness to share way to much info even when unprompted. I just have a feeling she is just going to be one of those here one day gone the next type. But I could be wrong it's just the feeling I got.