Massage Parlor Reports

[HeHopeful]

I've done some mild research and it sounds like if I want FS at all, I need to go to IL and hit up FUJI or TOKYO. But that is a drive.

Can someone, anyone, tell me if there's a place here in STL that offers FS? DMs open.

[FartCity]

I can attest to never having anything close to a happy time at Zen in 4 or 5 visits. No DIY, no tease, nothing. Last time I didn't tip because it was the worst massage and some beeper kept going off like the smoke alarm was out of batteries or something.

[BBBoom56]

So I got things setup with Asian Meghan for later today. Thanks to all of the previous reports I think I have my expectations properly calibrated. Decent looking older Asian with a nice set of cans. Decent massage, mechanical but thorough CBJ and CFS on the flip for $$. If things are or are not as I expected I will let you all know. If you think I am not properly calibrated please PM quickly.

[SirChuck]

For the record I don't know anyone that is out looking for do it yourself. They might get you so horny you say fuck it I'll rub one out. But nobody I know wants to jack off if they have the option. Years ago when things were dry I'd get the blue ball massage then head directly to a provider offering a sure thing to cure my blue balls. I've literally gotten in tug of war arguments with some of these girls. Then grab my hand and place it on my pecker then I shake my head saying no you and grab her hand pushing it toward my pecker. With both of us saying NO You, NO. I've literally gotten up and started getting dressed which most the times scares them realising they are going to get a shitty tip. I say I don't pay for DIY and make it clear how much more they will make if they tug it.

It's a Jack Shack man! Some people like to DIY at the Jack Shack. Funny how the original post on this looks like it came straight from Zen herself. Hi Zen!

But seriously, there are those weeks where you've spent to much on other shit. You've got 80 bucks to do the job, and the Jack Shack starts calling. Get a decent massage along with, and it's kinda worth it. See some tities, and it's a home run. Got to stretch that dollar. Sometime you got to reach for the bottom shelf bottle.

[SirChuck]

Dude, Zen may have some girls that offer a handshake. BUT, the majority of people on here don't get shit. I've honestly only heard a 2-3 dudes out of many dudes say they have had success. So, calling this place a Jack Shack is deceiving. I say this with the best intentions. But, saying this as you have been will only hurt your credibility with many on here. Just trying to be helpful.

You might be right on that. I'd rather have a hot woman provide the jack than myself. Should probably reserve this term for the helping hand that we are all looking for at these places like Zen, but will never get on the STL side. I just like using the term Jack Shack. All these massage places on the STL side being DIY are lower than your average Jack Shack on the east side. Sad but true.

[BeatMaster]

So, is it DIY or is it a jack shack? To me a jack shack is about 5-10 minutes of tease then straight to the flip and a firm handshake. Done in about 30 minutes or less total but not DIY. I'm also confused how you say "jack shack" like it's a bad thing! LOL!

You might be right on that. I'd rather have a hot woman provide the jack than myself. Should probably reserve this term for the helping hand that we are all looking for at these places like Zen, but will never get on the STL side. I just like using the term Jack Shack. All these massage places on the STL side being DIY are lower than your average Jack Shack on the east side. Sad but true.

[OldCarGuy69]

It's a Jack Shack man! Some people like to DIY at the Jack Shack. Funny how the original post on this looks like it came straight from Zen herself. Hi Zen!

But seriously, there are those weeks where you've spent to much on other shit. You've got 80 bucks to do the job, and the Jack Shack starts calling. Get a decent massage along with, and it's kinda worth it. See some tities, and it's a home run. Got to stretch that dollar. Sometime you got to reach for the bottom shelf bottle.

So, is it DIY or is it a jack shack? To me a jack shack is about 5-10 minutes of tease then straight to the flip and a firm handshake. Done in about 30 minutes or less total but not DIY. I'm also confused how you say "jack shack" like it's a bad thing! LOL!

[BeatMaster]

I've never ever ever had anything close to a erotic massage at Zen! I'm shocked I'm even hearing anyone promoting this place. They do give good massages but no touchy touchy. Not even a unintentional graze of the boys and hardly any inner thighs or ass touching. In fact, it's almost shocking to me that anyone would think of this place as a erotic anything. I've been all over STL for 7 plus years going to AMPs and I'd have a better chance of getting a happy ending in church then at Zen. Maybe, some have but I have a pretty good instinct of sniffing out available options and not a drop of success with multiple visits with different girls. Just saying!

It's a Jack Shack man! Some people like to DIY at the Jack Shack. Funny how the original post on this looks like it came straight from Zen herself. Hi Zen!

But seriously, there are those weeks where you've spent to much on other shit. You've got 80 bucks to do the job, and the Jack Shack starts calling. Get a decent massage along with, and it's kinda worth it. See some tities, and it's a home run. Got to stretch that dollar. Sometime you got to reach for the bottom shelf bottle.

[KumKwik]

Attractive is subjective of course and she keeps her thong on, but you basically just described Jenny.

Nikki in Brentwood thoug may take more than 1 visit.

[BfJames641]

I use to go there quite often and had some great mileage. Haven't been in a while don't get to st Charles that often was wondering if anyone has any information. I hate crossing the bridge in to st Louis so some on in st Charles county has my business.

[SamuelAdams]

This is what I have learned from reading these pages and others and many years of visits. Choose a few establishments that seem like they might work for you and start frequenting those. If you want to have the luxury of a sure bet finish, you need patience to establish rapport with someone who trusts you, and who also doesn't move around all the time. I know a few, and it seems others know of different places, where I would strike out. Besides that, everybody has a different idea on what is a "good" massage to them.

Send you a private message, let me know when you see it, Thank you.

[Saipan311]

Anybody had any luck with them??

This is what I have learned from reading these pages and others and many years of visits. Choose a few establishments that seem like they might work for you and start frequenting those. If you want to have the luxury of a sure bet finish, you need patience to establish rapport with someone who trusts you, and who also doesn't move around all the time. I know a few, and it seems others know of different places, where I would strike out. Besides that, everybody has a different idea on what is a "good" massage to them.

[Member #6067]

Had my first experience with one of the angels. Now I've got to catch them all. Or rather, have all of them catch. Which one is the hottest?

Which one did you see what was on menu for extras and donations appreciate any help new on board.

[TomCat314]

Had the same experience. Panda is a winner. The massage is not great, but the ending is solid.

As stated earlier they are back open.

Friday afternoon made a visit with Ms. Lucy and would recommend for the casual monger looking for a tug and rub. Sorry to the guy that walked in just before me as we both stood in the lobby while getting temp checked and the spritzed with the water bottle. I hope your massage was good aswell.

She has a little gray starting in the hair, typical looking STL AMP worker. Massage was a light grazing of the skin with the random push of pressure. Some AMPs actually give decent massages and this was not one of them. After what seemed like 5 minutes of feather touching my ankles to my shoulders she starts brushing the twig and berries and giggles. I believe she assumes I am there there just for the HE with how quick she got to rubbing around my butt. Even though I really like getting certain muscles worked out do to my job ie: lower back, shoulders and legs. But lets be honest I could go other places if that was the only thing I was looking for.

Anyhoo the massage was quite lack luster so I flipped and she turned immediately to grab the oil for HJ and went to town stroking away. Din't discuss price or anything, I asked if I could look at her boobs and she was very accommodating in letting pull her shirt and bra up to expose some nice little B cup tittys. Allowed me to squeeze and play with while she massaged my parts. I left very happy and tipped her very well for allowing me all the boob play, probably finished in half the time but I needed to get back to work anyhow.

Massage was a 1 or 2 out of 10.

Ending was an solid 7 of 10 considering I really like to look at tittys and she had a friendly attitude and wanted me to be happy. Some girls are just to mechanical and at lease she was a little playful and didn't make it seem troublesome.

I'm still on the hunt for an Asain massage followed by (c or d cup) tittyfuck. That is my holy grail, not looking for f / s like some guys, feel free to dm.

[John Goode]

DIY on my end. Haven't heard any stories about HE or touching.

Older woman who has been there for several years. I have been there several times over the last 3 years. That may be the difference in my experience. These ladies are afraid of LE.