Massage Parlor Reports

[KevAmps]

You reminded me of an experience I had at an AMP in Anaheim a few years ago, before it closed. I'm a horny bastard in my thirties, and I could fuck anything when in the mood.

Or so I thought. That was the day I learned that grannies, which my provider at that moment most definitely was, kill my boner's will to live.

She was this older and thin Vietnamese woman with bolt-ons, and I felt bad for her because she was trying every trick she could think of to coax junior up, but it just lay there, sad and unmoved by the awkward seduction dance that it was being subjected to.

I just cannot do it unless the girl is nice, clean, young, healthy, pretty. Otherwise my dick will go on strike hehe..

[DJones]

Does any body have any experience with the older European gal advertising independent Swedish massage in Anaheim?

https://orangecounty.bedpage.com/Bod...y/9744267.html

Christy. Not that attractive. About 30 lbs overweight. Loves playing with your butt. Very committed to giving you big O. But, she's a conspiracy nut, and will share her thoughts with you.

[Slammer6008]

INSIDE? A new menu item?

LOL. Actually it says Atlantic fish and chips.

[Caribe]

Is it inside of fish & chips?

INSIDE? A new menu item?

[Kmp Chaser]

Can't monger in my usual places, since I'm currently in OC figured I'd check out the scene as I have no wingman for TJ and TJ's sounding a bit sketchy. Anyway, Fish and Chips has always been a sure thing for me, so I RTFF and sure enough, someone mentioned it, I assume it would be open.

And it was / is.

Not sure if anyone recalls infamous "Anna" from back in the day. She'd eat ass all day, sucking your left nut out of your rectum. Anyway, I figured I'd ask for her (although I heard she left awhile ago). To my surprise papasan said Anna was there. Not the same Anna, younger and prettier (not by much though). I paid papasan. 4 for the 60 min massage for the private room.

Anna took me by my hand and led me to the backroom. I immediately dropped trou and laid out on the bed completely naked. Anna came back in, literally gave a few strokes on my back and thighs and asked me to flip, couldn't have been more than 2 minutes.

On the flip she didn't waste anytime and started stroking my dick. She pointed to her mouth and asked "sucky okay" to which I accepted. BBBJ / CIM + FIV.

After cleaning me up, she did a fantastic foot / leg massage. Just as good as some of the best I've had in Thailand. I asked her to massage my arms. She did as I asked. I love when they spread your fingers during the hand massage, feels so good. I digress.

As she was finishing my massage she went down a 2nd time for a BBBJ. I was rubbing her pussy (which was shaved with exception to a landing strip). She made a pumping motion and asked "fucky" to which I said "ah, what the hell, sure".

She lubed up her pussy, took her dress off (panties were already off). She went back to the BBBJ, but I came before she mounted me (during the BJ).

I was going to tip the norm, but had such a nice time I tipped. 55. What a great way to kick off Labor Day weekend!

So the full damage was $. 05 for everything? That's a bargain!

[Mel]

There is also a HUGE car vending machine near the corner.

[Slammer6008]

Not East of VT. Across the street, west of VT. In a strip mall behind Chevron.

Is it inside of fish & chips?

[Sound7]

Not TJ Cheap / F&C or younger but seasoned at best.

I know where it is. Will check out the talents ASAP.

Unless they have hot, young, girls with pretty faces and firm, lean bodies, I cannot screw old, flabby, ugly women. I may get a shock and my dick falls off hehe.

[Captain Solo]

I only like my fish tasty, smelling nice, fresh, yummy.

If any old, ugly, flabby women with dead-fish pussies approach me within 6 feet, I will have a heart attack.

A word of warning. When you're done your breathe will smell like fish. LOL!

[Caribe]

Fish & Chip.

Not East of VT. Across the street, west of VT. In a strip mall behind Chevron.

[Captain Solo]

I did not follow this thread so did not know anything about Fish and Chips.

I just cannot do it unless the girl is nice, clean, young, healthy, pretty. Otherwise my dick will go on strike hehe.

I have a very large selection of hot young girls in TJ every week, many model-quality girls. I would be shocked if old women try to molest me.

Seeing you complain about anything not in TJ, I'm surprised you actually want to try this place. It's well known for cheap BBFS with grannies.

[MacNCheese]

I know where it is. Will check out the talents ASAP.

Unless they have hot, young, girls with pretty faces and firm, lean bodies, I cannot screw old, flabby, ugly women. I may get a shock and my dick falls off hehe.

Seeing you complain about anything not in TJ, I'm surprised you actually want to try this place. It's well known for cheap BBFS with grannies.

[HeadorTail]

Thanks to the bro who PM me the exact street address.

It's next to the Fish and Chips. Will check it out ASAP.

I like F and C, so will have an order to replenish energy after the session.

A word of warning. When you're done your breathe will smell like fish. LOL!

[Sound7]

Correction. Go West of 405/ Westminister.

Fish & Chip.

[Captain Solo]

I know where it is. Will check out the talents ASAP.

Unless they have hot, young, girls with pretty faces and firm, lean bodies, I cannot screw old, flabby, ugly women. I may get a shock and my dick falls off hehe.

Fish & Chip.