Massage Parlor Reports

**Wicked1** · 09-11-20 13:07

Originally Posted by SFVsag [View Original Post]

I didn't realize what was happening until the gal was sliding down on top!

The wire twist tie was a bit freaky, however! LOL (j / k).

Good thing it wasn't a vacuum pack!

Stay fresh!

**PriscillaM** · 09-11-20 12:43

1874 is really a fucken shit show. First off, it has graffiti on the front door. I hate graffiti. I see graffiti or midgets or anitique furniture and I can barely drink water.

The rear entrance is not much better. It is as discreet (oh and it is not "discrete", it is discreet) as an ohnosho video.

Anyhow, I roll in yesterday for Anna to stroke my cock and I am informed by this one gal wearing a yellow surgical mask and kind of that sweaty Asian face that Anna has the day off.

Fuck.

I said that I wanted someone else than the greeter. I dunno, she is OK, but not attractive at all.

So she says to wait as they are busy jerking off other mongers.

I get put in the last room. It has a table and barcalounger chair in it and I wait about ten minutes. Through the paper thin walls I hear the monger in the next room trying to make lovey lovey talk with the masseuse. Saying shit like are you OK, oh thank you, and are you voting for proposition 19?

I am lying down and in comes Julie. Good lord. This one looks like two slabs of concrete. She has no curves, looks like a Thai lady boy with a little of "big mike" in her, and I am realizing I am fucked.

She is awful. She wipes my hands down like she is street cleaning the fig. She asks hard or medium, I say soft.

She does not spend much time on the massage, she literally worked my asshole for as long as your average last two minutes in an NBA playoff game.

She flipped me and used those man hands on my cock and told me it was OK to touch her. Oh, when she turned me over she put my mask on and pinched the pipe cleaner to strap it to my nose.

And every fucken thing she said was "honey" like. Here is your mask honey, turn over honey, your asshole looks like you eat chipiotle three meals a day honey.

I will say it was pretty funny when she had to put her foot on the table to get an angle on my ten inch cobra so that I would nut. I forced it out and she almost killed me when cleaning my cock up.

Terrible.

**SFVsag** · 09-10-20 21:44

Originally Posted by Ed210 [View Original Post]

Haha, that's amazing.

I didn't realize what was happening until the gal was sliding down on top!

The wire twist tie was a bit freaky, however! LOL (j / k).

**Ed 210** · 09-10-20 10:27

Originally Posted by SFVsag [View Original Post]

Was about to say the same thing!

I hope it's not the one I went to years ago. On SW just east of Reseda. Forgot the name because I've been trying to purge the experience from my memory.

All you need to know is. They were using sandwich bags as condoms!

Haha, that's amazing.

**MrFlingMan** · 09-10-20 09:01

Originally Posted by Watnow78 [View Original Post]

I didn't realise I was posted in the Los Angeles section. This was supposed to be in the San Fernando Valley. My mistake, its on the southwest corner of Sherman and Sepulda. Next to a very popular convenience store.

The cross streets are Sepulveda and Roscoe. I went for the first time a couple weeks ago. I did the same thing. Gave a fake name and number. Got led into a room. I get comfortable and a few minutes later this hot little number pops her head in and wanted to double check my name and number. I decided to fess up and tell her I made them both up and continued to tell her that I've been to other spots, including across the street. Luckily the girl sensed I was cool and gave me the rundown of the place. The girl was real upfront and told me if they get new clients the girls will be paranoid and interrogate the crap out of you to make sure you are good. So that explains all the questions you were asked. The place is standard door fee for FS. . 50. She wanted $. 40 but only had $. 20 and she excepted. I got to say the staff all seems very Hot. I fell in love with my girl. Mid 20's light skin Latina. Blondosh hair with colored highlights. Small waist and a cute round ass. Had to be a C or D cup size. If they were bolt on her front did a great job. Lots of tattoos, which I like. She said she's the one who speaks best English and Spanish.

Definitely coming back to this place.

**Watnow78** · 09-10-20 00:07

Originally Posted by Emmjay22 [View Original Post]

Sherman way and Roscoe are parallel what place you talking about?

I didn't realise I was posted in the Los Angeles section. This was supposed to be in the San Fernando Valley. My mistake, its on the southwest corner of Sherman and Sepulda. Next to a very popular convenience store.

**SoyGompers** · 09-09-20 02:33

Hello,

I was wondering if there is a forum for eco spa where you can see pics of girls etc. Also do you have to be 21 to go or can you be like 20.

**SFVsag** · 09-08-20 21:08

Originally Posted by Emmjay22 [View Original Post]

Sherman way and Roscoe are parallel what place you talking about

Was about to say the same thing!

I hope it's not the one I went to years ago. On SW just east of Reseda. Forgot the name because I've been trying to purge the experience from my memory.

All you need to know is. They were using sandwich bags as condoms!

**Emmjay22** · 09-08-20 20:09

Originally Posted by Watnow78 [View Original Post]

So I decided to try this place today. It's not too bad but a little on the pricier side. . 50 entrance and. 12 for FS. As I walked in they had me sign my name and give the last 4 digits of my phone number. Obviously I faked the name and gave different digits. Mama went through a whole covid-19 routine before she showed me to the room.

She didn't provide a lineup but told me one Korean therapist was available. When the therapist walks in she looked to be about late twenties to early thirties. Tall pretty and a nice C cup. The massage was great and lasted for about 15 minutes and then it was down to business. She had some great pole dancing skills and not too bad with CBJ. The other thing I wasn't too thrilled was she talked way too much during the session. I could not get relaxed enough and enjoy the massage because she kept asking me a ton of questions. Other than that I do not think I will repeat because of the price, but the location is perfect and from what I can tell the therapist are pretty damn hot.

Sherman way and Roscoe are parallel what place you talking about?

**Watnow78** · 09-08-20 17:05

So I decided to try this place today. It's not too bad but a little on the pricier side. . 50 entrance and. 12 for FS. As I walked in they had me sign my name and give the last 4 digits of my phone number. Obviously I faked the name and gave different digits. Mama went through a whole covid-19 routine before she showed me to the room.

She didn't provide a lineup but told me one Korean therapist was available. When the therapist walks in she looked to be about late twenties to early thirties. Tall pretty and a nice C cup. The massage was great and lasted for about 15 minutes and then it was down to business. She had some great pole dancing skills and not too bad with CBJ. The other thing I wasn't too thrilled was she talked way too much during the session. I could not get relaxed enough and enjoy the massage because she kept asking me a ton of questions. Other than that I do not think I will repeat because of the price, but the location is perfect and from what I can tell the therapist are pretty damn hot.

**PriscillaM** · 09-08-20 15:02

I have become what I forswore, namely, a loyal patron of 1874.

The place is ersatz goldfinger. There is none of the camaraderie, it is not cheers.

But, I will say this, it is kind of fun to have Anna, who I definitely need to get with in a more formal setting, stroke my cock for a half an hour without complaining.

**KTuned805** · 09-07-20 18:39

Anybody have some? Something That won't disappoint.

**Mr Jumbo** · 09-02-20 16:06

Agreed! Westminster and Costa Mesa are less than 30 minutes from Long Beach, would be worth the drive. Check out the OC Forum for more info. Also check Instagram! Good Luck!

Originally Posted by FlyPunter [View Original Post]

You will have better luck closer to LA or Orange County. Long Beach does not offer much in terms of what you look for. RubMaps is a good place to start to get a listing of almost all AMPs or MPs.

**FlyPunter** · 09-02-20 13:15

Originally Posted by DreamSeeker1 [View Original Post]

Hi. I will be visiting Long Beach in a couple of weeks and will have some down time. First visit there, so reaching out to the board for some help. I'm searching the Long Beach board, but looks like I may need to travel a bit to find what I'm looking for. My preference would be a MILF or mature woman who does a nice nuru massage with at least a standard finish. Oral finish would be a huge bonus. Please DM me with any leads. I'm happy to return the favor if you have plans to visit Indianapolis in the future. Thanks.

You will have better luck closer to LA or Orange County. Long Beach does not offer much in terms of what you look for. RubMaps is a good place to start to get a listing of almost all AMPs or MPs.

**PriscillaM** · 09-02-20 10:28

Originally Posted by KmpChaser [View Original Post]

Are you serious about the AARP meetings? If so, LOL.

Yep, they do zoom meetings now because of corona, and discuss problems they have with digestion, iron deficiency, and assholes like me taking too long to finish. The girls on that mall are all over 45 or something. It is horrible.