Escort Reports

[FfxJoseph]

Our favorite Asian provider Lily, gone since February because of COVID, texted me and says she's now in Tucson, AZ working in a massage parlor. (she was in San Francisco earlier), For those of us who've seen her, besides being a sexual dynamo, she's also had professional massage training and gives an outstanding massage. I often booked her for 1. 5 hours so I could get a 30 minutes massage between jumping her bones! I'm working at talking her into coming. Will post updates.

I'm a fan of Lily's too. You're doing God's work sir!

[Mdubya]

Hey all long time lurker first time poster. With some of the recommendations on this forum I saw Rebecca (https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/cha...a/9678474.html) for the first time. First I have to say her body is def a 9. 5/10 only reason its not a 10 is because she a little tall for my liking. Now it all goes downhill from there, the prices are really good 80 for hhr and 120 for hr but that was the only thing that was good. First she is a hardcore time watcher the whole time I was there she was on her phone and counting down how much time was left, that was such a turn off, even if you don't like what you are doing then at least pretend. Whether she has had a lot of customers of not enough I have no clue but she only have small condoms, I am not big by any means but even those condoms were small for me. She only does CBJ and Mish and with the condoms being so uncomfortable I could hardly keep a hard-on. And with the counting and the dead fishing it was one of the worst experiences in my life after about 20 minutes of not doing much I took the condom off and told her to just finish me with her hand cause that would be more comfortable. Needless to say I won't be going back to see her again but if all it takes to get you off is good looks I would say give her a try.

Was going to try her but I heard she has an unpleasant aroma of dead seabass left in the sun. Did you experience this too?

[SwiftChariot]

TIWA.

https://dc.rubratings.com/188737

Saw Tiwa on Thursday for 3 $$. Major Fake Pics. Offered B2 b BBBJ CFS NURU. When I arrived I met an older lady with man-mades. She was very nice, but her look was not doing it for me. I paid the 3 $$ hoping for good services, but there was no NURU, No b2 b, and a lack lust BBBJ. I didn't finish and left. We kept it cordial on the way out and I saw another provider who is on the large side. Tiwa said this was Tata so I thought I'd let you all know.

TATA.

https://dc.rubratings.com/177363. Major Fake Pics.

[Ottotot]

Based on Creeping's review I googled her and found a couple of reviews on the "other" good review site. They said she gave BBBJ and CFS. Found an ad (below) and texted her handler and was told she was at a hotel in Tysons. Was quoted 130 hh 160 hr. Booked an appointment for yesterday. Quick text responses which included her rates and, when I booked an appointment I was immediately given her hotel info. Decent hotel I've been to before. All natural Chinese in late 20's, early 30's, B cups. Pretty, not a spinner but in no way fat. BBBJ, DATY, DATO, BLS, CFS all included. No FIV. DFK but she kisses kinda like our other Chinese bargain, Joyce. Sticks tongue in your mouth but it's kind of awkward. She told me she would be at Tysons for another two weeks. A bargain and I recommend her. For once the ad seems to be spot on (I only booked a 30 minute sessions and had pre-showered so didn't shower with her).

https://nova.bedpage.com/WomenSeekMe...3/9187052.html

So, based on this review, I gave it a try and for me the result is OK. Booking is pretty straightforward, quoted the same prices and this one is in Manassas. I went for hhr and I first met her, I'm pretty sure the lady isn't Chinese (could be Korean, I didn't asked) and I think she's in her late 40's, early 50's. Looks ok and pretty skinny. She gave me a hug, check my temp, and asked for donation. The whole process is basically covered and didn't offer DATY (I should asked but I'm under the impression that she has very limited English). Do some mish, K9, mish, and pop in the bag. After that, clean up, get dress, and bye. I don't know if they rotated the ladies or not but I'm pretty sure the ones that I've met isn't the ones that you've met. If I have to choose, I definitely will pick Joyce. But again, thanks for the info and keep' them coming.

[MiRoad]

I totally feel you with the deadfishing. There's plenty of escorts I've tried that are just there to pick up a quick buck and move on. On the flip side there's plenty of guys who go for that kind of stuff with the mentality that they are there for a quick fuck and move on. That's not me and you're not alone. I am definitely a huge proponent of chemistry (even if it's expertly faked). Nothing gets me harder than a provider who will allow DFK and really get into the session. Alas, there's so many times the disinterest has left junior deflated. And you're right looks can only do so much. At the end of the day you're not there to play solitaire.

Sucks, but you TOFTT and that helps us weed out the bad ones and distinguish the good providers.

In total agreement. For me, unless there's good chemistry and DFK and BBBJ and if I can't get a positive reaction from DATY I won't leave satisfied, "Wham bam thank you ma'am" just doesn't do it for me. Even if the girl does a good job of faking it works for me. The BS reviews guys post of providers having multiple O's is better than a business-like exchange. I've had providers get off to DATY but it's a rarity when it's authentic. although I still enjoy trying! Indeed, junior doesn't respond well without a responsive partner. The only ones I repeat with are those where the chemistry is mutual. Unless I have the feeling, real or imagined, that the girl enjoyed it also, I leave dissatisfied.

[MiRoad]

Lily texted me a few days ago. She's in San Francisco and doesn't plan to go anywhere else until the virus situation improves. I agreed that SF is safer than here! Sigh!

Our favorite Asian provider Lily, gone since February because of COVID, texted me and says she's now in Tucson, AZ working in a massage parlor. (she was in San Francisco earlier), For those of us who've seen her, besides being a sexual dynamo, she's also had professional massage training and gives an outstanding massage. I often booked her for 1. 5 hours so I could get a 30 minutes massage between jumping her bones! I'm working at talking her into coming. Will post updates.

[Jake100]

I met Anny at a nice clean apartment complex in NoVa. Older 45-50 ish provider that has a curvy body with large implants. First time meeting he and I think she feeds off you vibe. Laid back and easy going and was good at taking direction.

Damage was $. 2 for hhr. DFK, BBBJ, DATY, CFS and offered prostate massage. There was another older provider who was a red head and a little smaller and skinnier at the apartment. Don't't think it was Elena or Regina from the photo's.

https://eltucanent.wixsite.com/tysonscorner/blank-q17v5

[LuvMFit]

Hey all long time lurker first time poster. With some of the recommendations on this forum I saw Rebecca (https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/cha...a/9678474.html) for the first time. First I have to say her body is def a 9. 5/10 only reason its not a 10 is because she a little tall for my liking. Now it all goes downhill from there, the prices are really good 80 for hhr and 120 for hr but that was the only thing that was good. First she is a hardcore time watcher the whole time I was there she was on her phone and counting down how much time was left, that was such a turn off, even if you don't like what you are doing then at least pretend. Whether she has had a lot of customers of not enough I have no clue but she only have small condoms, I am not big by any means but even those condoms were small for me. She only does CBJ and Mish and with the condoms being so uncomfortable I could hardly keep a hard-on. And with the counting and the dead fishing it was one of the worst experiences in my life after about 20 minutes of not doing much I took the condom off and told her to just finish me with her hand cause that would be more comfortable. Needless to say I won't be going back to see her again but if all it takes to get you off is good looks I would say give her a try.

I reviewed her here too. Body was to me 8/10. I told her handler $100 for half hour and that was fine. Condoms. Tiny and uncomfortable. No playing with phone on my watch and CBJ + Doggy. She did try to hand jack old fellow to attention and I told her not going to work. She proceeded to give me a CBJ only until attention and off to the races.

Rushed, not quality service won't be seeing her again but for a quickie, heading in understanding her deficiencies she will do.

[TheOuroboros]

Hey all long time lurker first time poster. With some of the recommendations on this forum I saw Rebecca (https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/cha...a/9678474.html) for the first time. First I have to say her body is def a 9. 5/10 only reason its not a 10 is because she a little tall for my liking. Now it all goes downhill from there, the prices are really good 80 for hhr and 120 for hr but that was the only thing that was good. First she is a hardcore time watcher the whole time I was there she was on her phone and counting down how much time was left, that was such a turn off, even if you don't like what you are doing then at least pretend. Whether she has had a lot of customers of not enough I have no clue but she only have small condoms, I am not big by any means but even those condoms were small for me. She only does CBJ and Mish and with the condoms being so uncomfortable I could hardly keep a hard-on. And with the counting and the dead fishing it was one of the worst experiences in my life after about 20 minutes of not doing much I took the condom off and told her to just finish me with her hand cause that would be more comfortable. Needless to say I won't be going back to see her again but if all it takes to get you off is good looks I would say give her a try.

I totally feel you with the deadfishing. There's plenty of escorts I've tried that are just there to pick up a quick buck and move on. On the flip side there's plenty of guys who go for that kind of stuff with the mentality that they are there for a quick fuck and move on. That's not me and you're not alone. I am definitely a huge proponent of chemistry (even if it's expertly faked). Nothing gets me harder than a provider who will allow DFK and really get into the session. Alas, there's so many times the disinterest has left junior deflated. And you're right looks can only do so much. At the end of the day you're not there to play solitaire.

Sucks, but you TOFTT and that helps us weed out the bad ones and distinguish the good providers.

[Mandoo2]

Is BBBJ really safe or worth it? I've never had one bare. Covered ones felt good. Sounds risky to get a BBBJ from a girl who's been doing it on dozens to hundreds of guys? Or is it okay to get if you wash quickly after? And what's the appeal to eating a girl out? Isn't that more risky?

Sounds risky to be another client to a girl who probably has had hundreds of clients BBBJ or CBJ. The only real safe sex would be you jerking off to a porno, but I digress. As others have said, nothing worthwhile happens without taking any risks. I guess the appeal of eating a girl out is to try to make the session pleasurable for her, at least the effort of it. Statistically, girls don't get off that much through vaginal sex, but through stimulation of her clitoris.

[ObiWong]

60 dollars or 600 dollars? How much a year do why'all tend to spend?

[ObiWong]

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[Shooter1701]

Guy with two posts asking if BBBJs are safe and he has only ever had CBJs? Does that include with girlfriends or wives? No BBBJ's are not safe., nor is DATY nor BBFS nor anal sex nor fucking hotties in general., with or without a condom. Neither is flying airplanes nor riding motorcycles nor driving fast cars, nor skydiving, nor surfing, nor foreign travel nor drinking alcohol to excess, nor smoking weed, nor even walking under a ladder nor military service, nor most certainly not service in a war zone. I guess I've just led a dangerous life, but never a boring one! Excitement, risk taking and the adrenaline rush that comes with them is what makes life worth living. No risk, no gain.

Anything fun or enjoyable carries a certain amount of risk. In for a penny, in for a pound. If it's worth the risk, it's worth doing it with gusto. If you can't bear the risk, don't play the game. Well said MiRoad.

[Bob O Rama]

Beware. Went back and forth with this agency for a couple days. Literally almost bit. Then they asked for a photo of my ID and half deposit upfront. So I started researching. They had a dozen smoke shows on their website but TER only two had reviews and only one a piece at that. I'm not a paid member so I couldn't see whether the reviewers were legit. So then I researched the link and bam, someone on the TER discussion board admitted to rolling the dice and they just ceased contact after taking his money. So I told the handler I knew it was a scam and to have a good day. Then he sent me 5-8 screen shots with Wells Fargo deposits. He word for word said I've made 11 k on this scam "biatch". Glad I decided to do the work. Be careful out there.

https://ultimatecompanion.escortbook.com/models

Anybody stupid enough to send money upfront deserves to be scammed. You do not send money upfront. Ever.

[MiRoad]

Is the BBBJ really safe if she was doing it on dozens to hundreds of guys or is it safe if you clean quickly after?

Guy with two posts asking if BBBJs are safe and he has only ever had CBJs? Does that include with girlfriends or wives? No BBBJ's are not safe., nor is DATY nor BBFS nor anal sex nor fucking hotties in general., with or without a condom. Neither is flying airplanes nor riding motorcycles nor driving fast cars, nor skydiving, nor surfing, nor foreign travel nor drinking alcohol to excess, nor smoking weed, nor even walking under a ladder nor military service, nor most certainly not service in a war zone. I guess I've just led a dangerous life, but never a boring one! Excitement, risk taking and the adrenaline rush that comes with them is what makes life worth living. No risk, no gain.