Massage Parlor Reports

[TheOuroboros]

Hmm, her ad says she is Italian! Italian-Brazilian perhaps?

During our little chat she told me she's from NY and lived there for most of her life. If she didn't tell me she was from Brazil I would have pinned her down for a US born and bred.

[NyHornet]

Hmm, her ad says she is Italian! Italian-Brazilian perhaps?

The other day I made an appointment with Eve using this ad: https://dc.rubratings.com/155305.

After getting the in, I scheduled a time slot and was given the address to this medical center in seven corners in falls church. She tells me to go down to the basement where this a paper sign on the door that reads "namaste Wellness" I knock on the door and Eve is their to greet me in black lingerie. The place is pretty small and minimalist, but what it lacks in decor, it makes up for in attraction. Eve is a tall Brazilian bombshell of a woman. Smoking hot. She asked me what I wanted out of the massage sesh and I told her to give me the full package but as this was my first time here she made up an excuse that she was on her period and wouldn't do FS (so perhaps more is on the menu upon a return visit) So I settled for a 30 min "combo" massage for $. 2. Good English too so while she was giving me a light massage we conversed. After 20 or so minutes she starts teasing the boys and tells me to flip. I'm rock hard at this point. I get her out of her bra and start grabbing her juicy ass. She has amazing tits. Perfect round Cs, I couldn't tell if they were natural but they sure felt real. She has some tats on each of her arms in case that bothers some, I definitely wasn't paying much attention, since she was going with the flow on my junk giving me a sensual HJ while moving her body in all the right places so that my imagination could run wild.

Man I really wanted to do more with this girl. She puts the ladies at FHOH to shame with that body. Brazilians really are the hottest latinas. Even tho it was a just HE I blew like a 12 year old boy who discovered his dick for the first time. I tipped her an additional Jackson and told her I would return. She told me she's heading to NY on Labor Day holiday and spend some time there but would come back in a couple weeks. So will I.

[NyHornet]

I am not 100% sure but I think KK referred me to Vendara knowing I wanted a BBJ. She's is a queen of upselling.

My recollection from a Frankie post is that he had to really sweet talk her to just release her substantial girls. So how much coin did you drop for the BBJ?

[InSearch69]

I'm pretty much like you. I have a Tawain, Korean and Phillopean SB's. I am talking with a hot little Vietnamese but I think all I will get is talk. Had Thai, Chinese, and Laos. I'm looking for a Vietnamese also. The 2 I know and can't get anything are beautiful! Anyone know any?

Fellas who know me on this board know that I have a preference. If you were to take me out to dinner and offer me a choice between Outback Steakhouse or Zen Asian Bistro. It's Zen 100% of the time, you feel me?

Well I've been in the game for quite some time now. I've tried Chinese, Thai, Korean, Cambodian, Filipino, and even got a taste of Japanese. There's really only one that's has escaped my grasp here in VA. And that's Vietnamese. Listen I'm not much of a pho guy but when you're this close stamping asian Bingo, it's become something of an obsession for me.

It's a hard ask I know. I consider myself more of a giver than a taker but if you guys have a ace up your sleeve of a nice place that I can get one sesh with a Viet, I'd be in your debt. Help this motherfucker collect all 7 dragonballs and bring this fever to a simmer. 🤒.

-Grip.

[TheOuroboros]

The other day I made an appointment with Eve using this ad: https://dc.rubratings.com/155305.

After getting the in, I scheduled a time slot and was given the address to this medical center in seven corners in falls church. She tells me to go down to the basement where this a paper sign on the door that reads "namaste Wellness" I knock on the door and Eve is their to greet me in black lingerie. The place is pretty small and minimalist, but what it lacks in decor, it makes up for in attraction. Eve is a tall Brazilian bombshell of a woman. Smoking hot. She asked me what I wanted out of the massage sesh and I told her to give me the full package but as this was my first time here she made up an excuse that she was on her period and wouldn't do FS (so perhaps more is on the menu upon a return visit) So I settled for a 30 min "combo" massage for $. 2. Good English too so while she was giving me a light massage we conversed. After 20 or so minutes she starts teasing the boys and tells me to flip. I'm rock hard at this point. I get her out of her bra and start grabbing her juicy ass. She has amazing tits. Perfect round Cs, I couldn't tell if they were natural but they sure felt real. She has some tats on each of her arms in case that bothers some, I definitely wasn't paying much attention, since she was going with the flow on my junk giving me a sensual HJ while moving her body in all the right places so that my imagination could run wild.

Man I really wanted to do more with this girl. She puts the ladies at FHOH to shame with that body. Brazilians really are the hottest latinas. Even tho it was a just HE I blew like a 12 year old boy who discovered his dick for the first time. I tipped her an additional Jackson and told her I would return. She told me she's heading to NY on Labor Day holiday and spend some time there but would come back in a couple weeks. So will I.

[Dunnit]

Woodbridge is way to far for me to make a regular trip, but the ted-positive reviews of Anna had me plan a drive. Made a call first to make sure she was there, and headed over. Yes, the drive is indeed a PITA, and the construction on R1 makes is worse. Finally pulled into the lot and headed up the stairs, mask on. Anna answered the door without so I removed mine and followed her to the room. She is pretty, not a knockout, but gets additional credit for a big smile and nice eyes. I undressed and accepted the TS which was great. Anna made sure to get to all the good areas. She dried me off, played with my boys a little, then asked me back to the room, where I got face down and she draped a towel over me. Massage was ok, lots of teasing and boobs on my back (clothed at that point), but not that great in the massage area. Fairly weak even after I asked her to go harder. She eventually kissed my ear and asked me to flip. She was topless and I can confirm that her boobs deserve their place in the Great Frankie's HOF. She rubbed them all over me, and let me suck her nipples while she gave the NOVA. She then Russian'd me to finish with a big load on her chest. Anna cleaned me up and washed herself off (they have sinks in the room). I got dressed and left with hh on the clock. 6 to house, . 6 to Anna. I drove past several of the Nova Thai beauty spots on the way there, so unless I find myself in that area for something else, I don't expect to be back. Had a nice time and Anna was worth the trip this one time.

[MentalMijit]

I recently was in Annandale and did a little research on local establishments. I settled on Sun and I was not disappointed. I rang the bell and a woman I later learned was named Kim answered. She did the "have you been here before" and I mentioned a few names and I was "in". She washed me down and I told her I wanted to "have fun". Back in the room, she gave a quick massage and then it was my turn. She's around 5'0" tall, 105 pounds, firm natural C's, I'd guess she's in her mid-40's. She wore a mask most of the time, but for the brief period she did take it off, she was easy on the eyes. She was slender and well-built. While friendly service isn't on the menu, everything else is. 45 minutes of DATY, BBBJ. She seemed to enjoy herself and had me in quite a headlock a few times. Price was never negotiated and I tipped her $80 at the end. She's got a very nice body, firm Cs, and the rest was divine. Highly recommended, but FS was not on the menu.

[Duderino]

Not doubting you, but have seen many, many reviews for Vandara, and never any with that level of service.

I am not 100% sure but I think KK referred me to Vendara knowing I wanted a BBJ. She's is a queen of upselling.

[RockSwithSalt]

It's a hard ask I know. I consider myself more of a giver than a taker but if you guys have a ace up your sleeve of a nice place that I can get one sesh with a Viet, I'd be in your debt. Help this motherfucker collect all 7 dragonballs and bring this fever to a simmer. -Grip.

Food for thought, once we kick this virus there are air fares to Hanoi for under $1000. Maybe add a stop in Thailand. Lots of discussion of these places in the international section of this forum.

[TheOuroboros]

Fellas who know me on this board know that I have a preference. If you were to take me out to dinner and offer me a choice between Outback Steakhouse or Zen Asian Bistro. It's Zen 100% of the time, you feel me?

Well I've been in the game for quite some time now. I've tried Chinese, Thai, Korean, Cambodian, Filipino, and even got a taste of Japanese. There's really only one that's has escaped my grasp here in VA. And that's Vietnamese. Listen I'm not much of a pho guy but when you're this close stamping asian Bingo, it's become something of an obsession for me.

It's a hard ask I know. I consider myself more of a giver than a taker but if you guys have a ace up your sleeve of a nice place that I can get one sesh with a Viet, I'd be in your debt. Help this motherfucker collect all 7 dragonballs and bring this fever to a simmer. 🤒.

-Grip.

[Serpico99]

I was in the mood and called around for availability. My favorite haunts were not available in my window of opportunity so I called Spa Sung. I haven't been there for about two years. I used to see Amy there exclusively as she took care of me. Made an appointment and was greeted promptly by Tiffany with whom I had spoken on the phone. She looked to be anywhere from late twenties to mid thirties. Very nice and tight body with some nice Bs or Cs. Usual Covid protocols in place. Spa Sung is probably one of the nicest appointed AMPs in the area. A very nice table shower has been added since my last visit. Tiffany provided a through table shower. Back to the room face down and I received an above average massage. On previous visits warm oil was applied, but not this time. There was some emphasis on the perineum which I liked. Tiffany speaks English well and carried on a decent conversation during the session which I also like. I was really enjoying myself until the flip. She immediately went into salesman mode and asked what I wanted and how much I would tip. I asked what was available and she replied due to Covid, only HJ was available. Plus, according to her, it was house policy to prepay. What a mood killer. I asked her to complete the massage emphasizing lower legs and feet. She did so and remembered to be careful with my arthritic knee. Very good massage. Not so good afterwards. I don't like feeling that I'm negotiating for a used car prepaying in advance. I left $20 as it was a decent massage and great TS. She didn't seem to mind. I would return to Spa Sung only if another lady was available.

I went last year to this place, during the summer, and saw a girl named Julie. Probably middle aged. She was wearing a red dress but after my session, she changed into some short shorts, which I would had preferred her to wear for my session. Nice body and ass. She was ok with 40 tip for standard noVA. It looks like now almost all of the Korean places are getting really greedy and wanting 60 for just basic noVa standard. And most of the Korean AMP girls I have seen over the last several years in this area give a half-ass massages to begin with.

[TheOuroboros]

In September 2019 I decided to give greenbelt a shot. People kept talking about the young pretty K-girls, so I called RisingSun on a Saturday afternoon. After 45 minutes on 495 I finally arrived. Before parked I noticed a guy sitting in a shabby black Nissan, holding his phone over the steering wheel, pointing the camera to the entrance of RS. I then drove forward and parked about 40 yards from him. There was one car parked on my left, I can see him thru the windows. 20 minutes later he rolled up his tint window, 40 minutes later I decided to withdraw because that guy makes no sign of leaving. (In the map shot that guy was at the red spot, and I was at the green spot.) I kept monitoring the PG board for a while, no one mentioned anything about it. Maybe I was just paranoid.

There is always risks. And I'll pay more $ any day than get arrested. It's smart of you to withdraw. If they are LEO, I'd just drive away and visit another AMP. They can't have their eyes on every shop at the same time. That's why it baffles me they'd waste our tax dollars even trying. AMPs pop up like weeds. You cut off one and two more grow back. It's an endless cycle.

[BuckshotWatson]

I pushed him away and said: Get Back in your corner, Bud! And he did. Periodically I would shout: Stay there!

That is some funny f-ing shit right there!

[EdGun]

I saw her a number of years ago. It took two attempts. She had agreed to an 8 pm time on a weekday night. I parked in Landmark and told her I was nearby and ready for the final details of her location. Silence! A few months later I tried again. I have a thing for older busty gals as I am older too. Anyway I paid the BJ rate and thought her skills were exceptional, perhaps too good as my requests that she slow down were ignored and the session was over too quick. I don't think I had what she was looking for in terms of her husband's interest. Perhaps I should work-out more at the gym? No thanks. Plus I thought she had a high opinion of herself in a condescending way.

I did do the husband cuck scene once. A couple advertised on CL that they were looking for guys to come and do the wife and the hubby would be there for her safety. It turned out that me and another guy showed up and after a meet and greet in the kitchen, we went into the bedroom with her. A bit later I hear some noise and noticed that the hubby was now in the dark corner of the room a distance away from the bed, sitting with a dress on. Frankie-ly he looked ridiculous with hairy legs and men's shoes on and he had a dark heavy whiskered face. Anyway the wife was hot and me and the other guy took turns while she BJed the other. It was at that time when I was standing getting the BJ that I feel this tapping on my shoulder. It was the husband, his hard-on in the other hand. I pushed him away and said: Get Back in your corner, Bud! And he did. Periodically I would shout: Stay there!

That's a great story. Did you raw dog the wife and blow in her?

[Roger1286]

Deep down there's something that creeps all of us out. To understand mine you have to know that I was 4 years old when the movie Misery came out, knew nothing about it and didn't see it until I was 12. Classmates of mine talked about it in school one day, brought it in the following morning and encouraged me to watch it late at night with the lights off. I did as they asked and my 12 year old world was thoroughly disturbed for weeks. Fast forward to 17 year old me and a story too long to get into. Long and short of it is a chick I smashed tried to manipulate me into spending the night with her and the manipulation involved landlords who weren't home and neighbors who didn't exist. Fast forward even further and you have Frank Brah being tricked into watching a Japanese movie called "Audition", and, yeah. "Abducted by some crazy *****" is unnerving to your boy.

This past week I hit the gym bright and early as is my practice but I was a little late getting started and half assed my post workout shower. As such, when deciding on my weekly massage, I decided to go to someone who would give a proper shower. Wasn't really in the mood for Korean or Thai, but remembered that a little while ago a brah mentioned that there was a provider named Nurse JJ who gave a sponge bath and massage and had fat teds. I looked her up back then but didn't feel an intense interest in trying as the pics weren't great. The other day with the circumstances as they were, I decided to give it a whirl.

After I sent off the appointment text I received a very straightforward reply. The Nurse provides me with three tiers of service and the associated price points. I go with tier 1 which is teds and tugs. Tier 2 is BBBJ and Tier 3 is knocking her boots. I arrived at her location and I am greeted by a bubbly woman who in my estimation is in her early 60's. She has on her nurse getup and no mask. I am shown downstairs to the bedroom studio.

When in the room I am encouraged to disrobe and remove my mask. I do so, she compliments me on my physique and then proceeds to remove her nurses costume while simultaneously mentioning that she needs to get to the gym and tone. I laugh it off and tell her that she is beautiful. This is me being polite, not accurate. If you Google "nurse jj massage" there is an escortfish page for her and I suggest you look at those pics as they are the most accurate. Although pleasant, her body is age appropriate and her muscles atrophied. She thanks me for my compliment and then tells me that she believes she is attractive for her age. She laments the fact that she doesn't get the business she could with the volume of Asian providers in the area. She then tells me of tales of mongers who have shown up for sessions, saw her, then tried to get her to lower her requested fees because of her age and appearance. I mention this because all of that talking occurred in the brief time it took for both of us to strip and lay on the bed. It is also the beginning of an incredible level of chatter that will persist throughout the session.

The sponge bath consists of you laying face down and being loofahed to a lather. You are not rinsed, rather she takes a hand towel and wipes the lather off. She will then flip you, loofah the front and give you a soap tugger for a few minutes. The soap tug felt pretty good but did not relax me as much as it could. You see she invited me to roam and squeeze teds at this point. I tell her they are fantastic (they're just okay) and she uses that compliment to lead into a story about how a monger cursed her out during a negotiation for FS and that despite her age she is a good provider and has nice cans. Not sure how you brahs feel, but I definitely didn't want to play the role of a chicks therapist and hear about another brahs session while I'm getting tugged. I interrupt the story and tell her "well that's that guys loss. Sucks to be him. I'm having a great time. " She thanks me and then complains about Asian bishes more. She wipes off the lather and then flips me back over.

The body rub is more of a lotion application than anything. While covering my back in lotion she tells me that she really likes me and then says, and I quote "I think my husband would really like you too. " Uh, fucking what? Throughout the condo there are pictures of her and a dude who looks to be around her age. She has mentioned her husband in her ramblings, but never as creepy as this. She proceeds to say that her clients are more than just clients, but are a part of her and her husbands lives. She thinks I'd get along swimmingly with them. The drivel persists but I'm too deep in WTF? Mode to retain it. I tell her I'm too turned on to remain face down and flip over. The relief that there is no chloroform rag, insulin needle full of elephant tranquilizer or spouse in the corner jerking off is rich and palpable.

The Nurse starts my tugger and it's pretty good. I play with her teds and diddle her pussy a bit. I go strong for a bit with no pop and she offers FS. I request a ted bang. I am ted banged for a few minutes then grail the shit out of her neck and teds. Total damage was 150. I get dressed and on the way out she gives me a water and encourages me to come back when her husband is there. I say "okay" but that is not happening. We hugged and I fled. I'm totally not going to be returning. I'm not about that cuck stuff. If by chance you are enticed by the above, hand is 150, mouth is 2 benjis and everything is 3. Stay safe brahs.

Frankie.

I saw her a number of years ago. It took two attempts. She had agreed to an 8 pm time on a weekday night. I parked in Landmark and told her I was nearby and ready for the final details of her location. Silence! A few months later I tried again. I have a thing for older busty gals as I am older too. Anyway I paid the BJ rate and thought her skills were exceptional, perhaps too good as my requests that she slow down were ignored and the session was over too quick. I don't think I had what she was looking for in terms of her husband's interest. Perhaps I should work-out more at the gym? No thanks. Plus I thought she had a high opinion of herself in a condescending way.

I did do the husband cuck scene once. A couple advertised on CL that they were looking for guys to come and do the wife and the hubby would be there for her safety. It turned out that me and another guy showed up and after a meet and greet in the kitchen, we went into the bedroom with her. A bit later I hear some noise and noticed that the hubby was now in the dark corner of the room a distance away from the bed, sitting with a dress on. Frankie-ly he looked ridiculous with hairy legs and men's shoes on and he had a dark heavy whiskered face. Anyway the wife was hot and me and the other guy took turns while she BJed the other. It was at that time when I was standing getting the BJ that I feel this tapping on my shoulder. It was the husband, his hard-on in the other hand. I pushed him away and said: Get Back in your corner, Bud! And he did. Periodically I would shout: Stay there!