Massage Parlor Reports

**OlGary** · 09-05-20 16:14

These Prune Grannies should be put out of business. The fact that you didn't jump and walked out but instead handed her the 110 with a rubber is testament to why she'll keep going.

Come on guys. 60 year old Prunes, likr WTF mates.

Enough is enough with this shit.

Originally Posted by Spectator [View Original Post]

Went in, older lady greeted me, gave her the 60 for an hour. Face down at quarter to the hour, early morning appt. She comes in, little rub and tickle and less than 5 minutes in she's got junior in her hand and she says flip. She's OLD. She lets the girls out, makes the motion for BJ and asks how much I pay. I say how much you need. I've read the reviews and I'm thinking I'm going to get a BBBJ. She asks for $150, I say no 80, she scoffs, She stands her ground at $150 I take the $110 I have in my pocket out and hand her a Trojan. I ask for BBBJ, she says no. She puts the rubber on and goes to town for 2. 5 seconds before its lets boom boom. She is OLD. Body is OLD, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. I couldn't finish after 5 minutes and I was just turned off so we went back to CBJ and I pop. "You want water". Ok. I clean up and flip, we are now 10 minutes into the hour. She gave me a grudging 5 minute rub iwth oil, hot towel and I was out of there in less than 20 minutes. I drove an hour to get there.

I stopped at the Texas BBQ place on rt 1 on the way home, worst BBQ ever. Struck out twice today, but at least its a beautiful day.

Would not repeat, Massage 0, performance 0, looks 0, generally a total let down on all fronts.

**Jimmy Pratt** · 09-04-20 23:59

Was planning to visit 1007 in Marlboro this afternoon, but when I got there, seems that there was only one person working, and she was with a client. I had read a review some weeks ago about the new-ish place on Edgell Road, which is maybe 10-15 minutes away. I went down, and noted that the front door is somewhat exposed to the parking lot and rest of the plaza, but with my trusty mask on, I was invisible, right? Lina greeted me, and I gave her house fee (1 hr, 60 bucks). Lina can't be more than 4'10", probably 35-40 yrs. Very pleasant, but mostly plain looking with baby fat.

I must say, the massage was actually amazing. I have a crick in my neck at the shoulder, and pointed it out to her. Suffice it to say, she worked on it diligently and it's about 80% better than it was. She also does the back-walking thing. Now, usually I can do without it because it's either too strong or just not productive, but Lina really knows what she's doing. Also, got to say her feet are almost as smooth as her hands. Not rough like some.

As she worked her way down, there was some not-so-subtle running of her hands through my taint and crack, giving signs of things to come (pun intended). The tease got better as she finished my legs, etc and went for the hot-towel. Before the flip, another monger came through the front door, and I learned for the first time that there's another provider on-duty. So, there was no interruption (except a few sentences in Chinese between Lina and the unknown co-worker). However, I noted that not only do the walls not go all the way up, but they are paper thin. It was almost as if he and I were in the same room together. If it weren't for the music being piped in, I may have been able to hear him breathe.

This is one of the few complaints I have about my session. The second is that Lina used a generous amount of oil on my chest, stomach, and arms after the flip. For any of you with a somewhat hairy chest, you'll probably agree that rubbing oil all over it does absolutely nothing to help the experience, and no amount of hot towel clean-up gets it off. Had to take a shower when I got home. Next time, I will try to avoid having that much.

That said, the main event was going very nicely. Lina will do some teasing of the plop-hole if you want. Full prostate is probably available I'm certain. But, just as she was mid-jerk, a third guy came in the front. Some more Chinese back-and-forth most likely let her partner know that she should answer the door because Lina had her hands full. The guy was put in the room on the other side, so now I'm surrounded by other guys and Lina's stroking changed a little. She got a bit more rushed, and I felt like I had better focus otherwise I may lose my inspiration. I'm sure this is not a normal occurrence, but I must say the finish was far less satisfying than it could have been without the pressure of an 'audience' and a masseuse in a hurry.

Despite the rushed ending, I will definitely repeat. Either with Lina, or try out the other girl. Might try to time my visit for when they're a bit slower, like a Monday morning or something. I have a feeling that with no mongers in the other rooms, a lot more fun can be had. I didn't have time to try for UTC or extras, but I'm pretty sure that at least some top-end action is possible.

Tipped her fifty bucks, which I felt was well deserved, if for no other reason than she worked on the knot in my shoulder. She appreciated it, so I'm sure a standard forty will be fine if there's no UTC or other extras. Oh, and she kept her mask on the whole time. I had mine on, but pulled it a little below my nose while face down.

Stay safe out there!

JP.

**Spectator** · 09-04-20 15:24

Went in, older lady greeted me, gave her the 60 for an hour. Face down at quarter to the hour, early morning appt. She comes in, little rub and tickle and less than 5 minutes in she's got junior in her hand and she says flip. She's OLD. She lets the girls out, makes the motion for BJ and asks how much I pay. I say how much you need. I've read the reviews and I'm thinking I'm going to get a BBBJ. She asks for $150, I say no 80, she scoffs, She stands her ground at $150 I take the $110 I have in my pocket out and hand her a Trojan. I ask for BBBJ, she says no. She puts the rubber on and goes to town for 2. 5 seconds before its lets boom boom. She is OLD. Body is OLD, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. I couldn't finish after 5 minutes and I was just turned off so we went back to CBJ and I pop. "You want water". Ok. I clean up and flip, we are now 10 minutes into the hour. She gave me a grudging 5 minute rub iwth oil, hot towel and I was out of there in less than 20 minutes. I drove an hour to get there.

I stopped at the Texas BBQ place on rt 1 on the way home, worst BBQ ever. Struck out twice today, but at least its a beautiful day.

Would not repeat, Massage 0, performance 0, looks 0, generally a total let down on all fronts.

**Jim Mack** · 09-04-20 14:56

The amazing Ella today. She is everything that others have described. Beautiful, sexy, sensual, skilled, personable.

**Racer64** · 09-04-20 11:53

Originally Posted by Ridgid [View Original Post]

JHC She was bad years ago yet we still visit. ?

I agree with that; checked it out a few weeks ago; run away unless you like old 60's type of grannies; total nightmare.

**SreeDeep** · 09-04-20 11:37

Just search the group for Oxford / Oxford place.

Originally Posted by RedSoxFan978 [View Original Post]

Looking for some good and new full service parlors in Massachusetts I been to a few and willing to trade info just looking for a FS place in the Merrimack Valley area, Essex county area or in the Leominster area again willing to trade what I have thanks.

**MoreBJs** · 09-03-20 23:02

Post 26720- all there.

**Lego19** · 09-03-20 14:53

Originally Posted by Scraggy [View Original Post]

Have seen mentions of High St Waltham as 249 or 251 - which is it? Assuming can't be both, although in Philadelphia and New York, it's common to have multiple AMPs next door to one another! Any recent intel on favorite providers at this location?

There is only one spa there, very easy to find.

**Scraggy** · 09-03-20 13:03

Originally Posted by JimmyPratt [View Original Post]

If you read this thread, High St is in Watch City, and has been reviewed a ton. Actually, that's part of his review. Place is getting busy because we all know it's a sure thing.

Have seen mentions of High St Waltham as 249 or 251 - which is it? Assuming can't be both, although in Philadelphia and New York, it's common to have multiple AMPs next door to one another! Any recent intel on favorite providers at this location?

**RedSoxFan978** · 09-03-20 11:48

Looking for some good and new full service parlors in Massachusetts I been to a few and willing to trade info just looking for a FS place in the Merrimack Valley area, Essex county area or in the Leominster area again willing to trade what I have thanks.

**CrazyDragon** · 09-03-20 08:27

Going to be in Canton this afternoon, can someone recommend a good massage place with HE or a good provider around the area? Thanks in advance.

**HappyDave** · 09-03-20 07:45

Originally Posted by Handiman69 [View Original Post]

Which spa is this. Thank you.

Sister spa, Main in the Town of Water.

**NewGuy666** · 09-03-20 06:22

Originally Posted by MarkKing269 [View Original Post]

Hong has two places. Her apartment (Woburn) and her business (Wilmington). Now that things are opened back up, she normally sees you at her business. However, if you call early or late enough you get to go to her apartment. Both places are clean, I prefer the apartment due to the bed. This review is about a visit to her business. I always opt for the 90 minutes which is $120 with total damage being $200 for 2 pops including CFS. Hong is a nice lady but her pictures no longer match how she looks. I agree with the other poster about the "don't touch the nips". Those are some long nips though. Anyway, I went to Hong for the sure thing. She commented business was slow. Greeted me at her business. She changed into some sort of PJ shorts. She massaged my back which is just light strokes. After about 10 minutes I just wanted to f*ck. Started in missionary. I never noticed before but she kept her eyes closed the entire time (I guess I'm too ugly). Put her legs over my shoulders and went to town. It didn't take too long for the "too deep" comments and I had to switch positions. Too a bit to pop, then went back to the massage. Ended with a 2nd pop (HJ). Hong is a nice lady, but I wish she would get more into it (maybe open her eyes). I'll probably be back unless I find some place better.

I have been seeing Hong, long, long time. I stopped paying her house fee / massage price years ago. I see her just to drop a quick load, no drama. Her rules are crazy but I guess just used to it now. She keeps eyes open but is never into it. I started telling her to smile, which she does and also I tell her to say, "F*ck Me Dennis" over and over until I release. I pay less than $ for FS and next to nothing for HJ.

**Bozscaggs** · 09-02-20 22:27

Originally Posted by OlGary [View Original Post]

You and the other monger who gave us an explicit definition that this Hong lady is a 60 year old plus Prune granny some monger over exaggerates to make her look like some MILF, whose best years were a shocking 20 decades ago, my God. And never mind the asinine inflation prices being paid to prop up this Prune. What is exactly are you helping cover here, her platinum dentures?

It feels good to see mongers step up to the plate to truly put things in perspective, its only when I do it I am a troll eh?
But, the pathetically scum wossy asses on this board and there are plenty.

This Prune granny should be getting 40 bucks to lick the crust of your balls and call it a day but the gullible white knights whom we can now deemed undoubtedly are smoking crack, they are the ones glorifying her on here and keeping her in business with ridiculous over prices.

We should expect one to come running with excuses on behalf of the granny. By all means please lets hear it for the Prune.

Too afraid to say just how be shity her service really is!

**Vintage68** · 09-02-20 21:40

Originally Posted by MarkKing269 [View Original Post]

Hong has two places. Her apartment (Woburn) and her business (Wilmington). Now that things are opened back up, she normally sees you at her business. However, if you call early or late enough you get to go to her apartment. Both places are clean, I prefer the apartment due to the bed. This review is about a visit to her business. I always opt for the 90 minutes which is $120 with total damage being $200 for 2 pops including CFS. Hong is a nice lady but her pictures no longer match how she looks. I agree with the other poster about the "don't touch the nips". Those are some long nips though. Anyway, I went to Hong for the sure thing. She commented business was slow. Greeted me at her business. She changed into some sort of PJ shorts. She massaged my back which is just light strokes. After about 10 minutes I just wanted to f*ck. Started in missionary. I never noticed before but she kept her eyes closed the entire time (I guess I'm too ugly). Put her legs over my shoulders and went to town. It didn't take too long for the "too deep" comments and I had to switch positions. Too a bit to pop, then went back to the massage. Ended with a 2nd pop (HJ). Hong is a nice lady, but I wish she would get more into it (maybe open her eyes). I'll probably be back unless I find some place better.

Maybe it's a matter of taste, but for $200 all in you can do way better than Hong. For $200 you can get a tighter, younger and way prettier girl, and without all the chit chat and saran wrap. Anyone on here who says she is early 50's needs to wipe the fog from their glasses. She is easily in her 60's. Nice lady, but there's no old timers day at AMPs, and they don't get better with age, unless or course grannies are your thing, then more power to you.