Massage Parlor Reports

[UpIntheSky]

Status of the 5 spas on Cobb Parkway in this area:

Lu's Massage = Open and masked. They stay pretty busy. (L1).

Massage Now = Open, disinfected often, masked. (L0* but YMMV).

Pearl Spa (Foot Massage by Zaxby's) = Open, masked, client masked also. Best by appointment. (L1).

Asian Massage = Open masked sometimes. Front door usually propped open (L1*, sometimes L2).

China Massage = Open, masked. (L1).

Noticed a guy working at massage now. Had anyone tried him? I turned him down last week because I have never had a man massage me before. But according to google, this guy supposed to be pretty good.

[Niteluvr]

I have the same concerns about getting a four hand at the places I frequent, which is one reason I've avoided the up sell.

I don't really crave a four hand experience anyway unless they are both working my release at the same time. Having a four hand body massage sounds confusing. Someone sell me on this idea. Certainly one of you mongers is an aficionado.

I've gotten a ton of 4-hand massages. It works great if you like the massage technique of both masseuses and they're both fully engaged on your body. Granted, they'll usually engage in small talk with each other, but that's fine with me, as long as they stay focused. The bonus is both working in unison on your crown jewels. One jerks me off while the other rubs my balls and I'm groping both. Then I have them switch off, maybe multiple times until the deed is done. I only request a 4-hand when I know the personalities and techniques of both very well.

[Runon99]

Having a four hand body massage sounds confusing. Someone sell me on this idea. Certainly one of you mongers is an aficionado.

Not trying to sell you on the idea unless I can get a commission, but I enjoy 4 hands sometimes. If you enjoy the massage aspect of this hobby, 4 hands can be good if they're both actually working hard on the rubdown. They usually switch off, one working your upper body and the other the legs and lower back, then they rotate around. So you can get double the actual massage that you would get in the allotted time with a single girl. This is especially good if you wanted an hour but the girls are itching to get home. A 30 minute 4 hand works well if you're in a place where the girls don't stay late.

Alas, something one of them doesn't work as strenuously as the other. This can also be nice if one is working a real massage and the other a soft, sensuous touch. Less okay if one is just half-assing it though. The biggest risk, IMO, is not that one of them will be lazy but that they will get into an intense conversation in Chinese and lose focus on the matter at hand. But I've had enough good ones that I sometimes don't mind risking it.

It can also be a good way to do recon on two girls at once if you're new to that spa or to those two gals. If I do 4 hands with A and B and then request just one of them by name next time, she usually shows her appreciation.

As for what happens on the flip, again YMMV. If the two of them are already comfortable with each other and not too shy, then the HE can be lots of fun. If you give some direction, you can get both of them to work the HE at the same time, or one works her hands while the other blows into your ear and puts her tits in your face. Or you can grope both of them at once. But for sure there is potential for more wildness when it's just you and a single girl in a private room. So definitely don't try 4 hands if you're hoping for extra services beyond the HJ. Not that it's impossible -- I once had a double BBBJ at the notoriously GILFy place on. South Cobb? I forget, but it wasn't so great and I've never gone back. That kind of thing is very much the exception, however.

Anyway, it's really not that confusing. One girl is rubbing your shoulders. One girl is rubbing your legs. Double the sensations. At the end, maybe not double the sensations because you only have one cock, but it can still be nice and wilder than just one girl giving a standard HJ.

[The Wiseacre]

Fake GPS is the best app ever for a mongers phone. Just open the app and put your GPS pin wherever you want it, and hit the PLAY button. It will now broadcast to everything using GPS on your phone, that exact fake location.

Is there anything like this for the iPhone? I assume not.

[Beldaws]

I guess I just get lucky and there is always someone available, but I don't tend to go around lunch or right after work so I haven't seen them unavailable.

I have driven through the parking lot and not seen the sign outside and came back at a later time and the sign was outside so I don't know.

Just as an FYI, that sign at OS is out there 12 hours a day, regardless of busy or not. This way if they are busy they can get you to come in and schedule an appointment to come back.

[GorosDawg]

Well don't leave us hanging.

If you are referring to the man who apologized yesterday. Since you are familiar with the parlor where the incident occurred feel free to pm me if you want further details.

[BigFella97]

Great Report! It was entertaining and good to know there are still some good options out there.

Fake GPS is the best app ever for a mongers phone. Just open the app and put your GPS pin wherever you want it, and hit the PLAY button. It will now broadcast to everything using GPS on your phone, that exact fake location.

[Mike454]

Drove by Piao Xue earlier today and there was a line all the way to Waffle House.

Now that's funny.

[Mike454]

This is one of the funniest reports I have read on here in a long time.

To come up with the napkin holder ploy, was outstanding. LOL.

Been there done that.

Great report and story,
funny as hell.

[SkyWookie]

I was at the Waffle House at B. Ferry /92 ordering breakfast when the napkin holder started ringing. PM me to find out which table it was.

If it was table 9 my phone is finally found! If not god knows who's phone it is.

[Osmosiss]

Alright, so I asked my brothers down here in Georgia for some help as I was going to be coming in for a week and staying in Marietta, wanted to know about Pioo Xue so I could make some plans, Nobody responded, nobody could help a brother out but I'm going to post my report anyway because that's how this board is supposed to work.

So my wife is always locating me on her phone so I knew I had to be extra careful, when I'm home and she goes to work, I just leave my phone at home, go play then if she had texted while I was away, I just tell her I took a nap or something, hard for me to leave my phone in our hotel room so I had to get extra creative. I love the Waffle house, she hates it, first day in town last Monday, I said " honey, lets go to waffle house, maybe you'll like it this time. " I used this opportunity to make sure Pioo Xue was open and see what their hours were. My wife hated her breakfast as usual, as I knew she would. The next day we both had physicals planned at Life you, me first and then her, I had mine and then told her I was going to walk campus, I walked my ass straight down to Pioo Xue, was greeted right away by an early 40's, good looking, skinny lady with big C cup titties. I told her that I'd take a 1/2 and gave her 40. She did some back walking, then pretty good massage, I was rubbing her legs and ass to send her the message. When it was time for the flip, I told her that I wanted sex, she said No sex here. I asked for a BJ, she thought about it. Then said no BJ today, next time. I said ok, she gave me a great HJ with plenty of ass and ball play. After I shot, she cleaned me up with the hot towel and said. More massage, we were already passed a 1/2 hour, so I said no thank you, I have to go. I tipped her 5 o and she whispered in my ear, next time sex. I said ok, I'll be here Thursday morning. I asked the wife if she wanted to go to the Waffle house Wednesday, she said no, so I went by myself, got the same waitress from Monday, I spoke with her a bit and tipped her well, I asked her if she was working Thursday and she said yes, I said, I'll see you tomorrow. On Thursday I asked my wife if she wanted to go to the Waffle house, again, she said no. I went in, got the same waitress and ordered a coffee, I opened up the napkin dispenser took out some napkins and put my phone (on silent) in the middle of the napkins then filled it back up with the rest of the napkins and put it back. I told my waitress that I'd be back in a half hour for breakfast and tipped her a $20 asking her to save my table for me, she said of course.

Great Report! It was entertaining and good to know there are still some good options out there.

[Petey1015]

Well don't leave us hanging.

[ReffingMan94]

RM is a great website to locate parlors by town and a source of information but what do they offer for 20 bucks a months that you can't get here over time? Plus I don't like these types of websites to have one of my cards info.

Rubmaps is good to have when you're out of town and looking for good parlors. It's very easy to cancel the subscription in case you don't want to get charged after 30 days, you can save your favorites and get reviews on every parlor around. I wish they could combine reviews here in to their site because like OS Spa only has a couple reviews.

[Petey1015]

I was at the Waffle House at B. Ferry /92 ordering breakfast when the napkin holder started ringing. PM me to find out which table it was.

[Da Slickster]

So my wife is always locating me on her phone so I knew I had to be extra careful, when I'm home and she goes to work, I just leave my phone at home, go play then if she had texted while I was away, I just tell her I took a nap or something, hard for me to leave my phone in our hotel room.... I told my waitress that I'd be back in a half hour for breakfast and tipped her a $20 asking her to save my table for me, she said of course...

I went over to Waffle house, sat at my table, ordered a huge breakfast and retrieved my phone, no missed calls or texts so I was in the clear. A great trip down to Marietta, hoping I can do this again soon.

This is one of the funniest reports I have read on here in a long time.