Massage Parlor Reports

**BigFella97** · 08-27-20 16:18

Originally Posted by Osmosiss [View Original Post]

Great Report! It was entertaining and good to know there are still some good options out there.

Fake GPS is the best app ever for a mongers phone. Just open the app and put your GPS pin wherever you want it, and hit the PLAY button. It will now broadcast to everything using GPS on your phone, that exact fake location.

**Mike454** · 08-27-20 13:31

Originally Posted by PepeLepU [View Original Post]

Drove by Piao Xue earlier today and there was a line all the way to Waffle House.

Now that's funny.

**Mike454** · 08-27-20 13:21

Originally Posted by DaSlickster [View Original Post]

This is one of the funniest reports I have read on here in a long time.

To come up with the napkin holder ploy, was outstanding. LOL.

Been there done that.

Great report and story,
funny as hell.

**SkyWookie** · 08-26-20 23:01

Originally Posted by PepeLepU [View Original Post]

I was at the Waffle House at B. Ferry /92 ordering breakfast when the napkin holder started ringing. PM me to find out which table it was.

If it was table 9 my phone is finally found! If not god knows who's phone it is.

**Osmosiss** · 08-26-20 22:07

Originally Posted by Amppro95 [View Original Post]

Alright, so I asked my brothers down here in Georgia for some help as I was going to be coming in for a week and staying in Marietta, wanted to know about Pioo Xue so I could make some plans, Nobody responded, nobody could help a brother out but I'm going to post my report anyway because that's how this board is supposed to work.

So my wife is always locating me on her phone so I knew I had to be extra careful, when I'm home and she goes to work, I just leave my phone at home, go play then if she had texted while I was away, I just tell her I took a nap or something, hard for me to leave my phone in our hotel room so I had to get extra creative. I love the Waffle house, she hates it, first day in town last Monday, I said " honey, lets go to waffle house, maybe you'll like it this time. " I used this opportunity to make sure Pioo Xue was open and see what their hours were. My wife hated her breakfast as usual, as I knew she would. The next day we both had physicals planned at Life you, me first and then her, I had mine and then told her I was going to walk campus, I walked my ass straight down to Pioo Xue, was greeted right away by an early 40's, good looking, skinny lady with big C cup titties. I told her that I'd take a 1/2 and gave her 40. She did some back walking, then pretty good massage, I was rubbing her legs and ass to send her the message. When it was time for the flip, I told her that I wanted sex, she said No sex here. I asked for a BJ, she thought about it. Then said no BJ today, next time. I said ok, she gave me a great HJ with plenty of ass and ball play. After I shot, she cleaned me up with the hot towel and said. More massage, we were already passed a 1/2 hour, so I said no thank you, I have to go. I tipped her 5 o and she whispered in my ear, next time sex. I said ok, I'll be here Thursday morning. I asked the wife if she wanted to go to the Waffle house Wednesday, she said no, so I went by myself, got the same waitress from Monday, I spoke with her a bit and tipped her well, I asked her if she was working Thursday and she said yes, I said, I'll see you tomorrow. On Thursday I asked my wife if she wanted to go to the Waffle house, again, she said no. I went in, got the same waitress and ordered a coffee, I opened up the napkin dispenser took out some napkins and put my phone (on silent) in the middle of the napkins then filled it back up with the rest of the napkins and put it back. I told my waitress that I'd be back in a half hour for breakfast and tipped her a $20 asking her to save my table for me, she said of course.

Great Report! It was entertaining and good to know there are still some good options out there.

**Petey1015** · 08-26-20 21:52

Well don't leave us hanging.

**ReffingMan94** · 08-26-20 16:41

Originally Posted by SkyWookie [View Original Post]

RM is a great website to locate parlors by town and a source of information but what do they offer for 20 bucks a months that you can't get here over time? Plus I don't like these types of websites to have one of my cards info.

Rubmaps is good to have when you're out of town and looking for good parlors. It's very easy to cancel the subscription in case you don't want to get charged after 30 days, you can save your favorites and get reviews on every parlor around. I wish they could combine reviews here in to their site because like OS Spa only has a couple reviews.

**Petey1015** · 08-26-20 16:26

I was at the Waffle House at B. Ferry /92 ordering breakfast when the napkin holder started ringing. PM me to find out which table it was.

**Da Slickster** · 08-26-20 15:56

Originally Posted by Amppro95 [View Original Post]

So my wife is always locating me on her phone so I knew I had to be extra careful, when I'm home and she goes to work, I just leave my phone at home, go play then if she had texted while I was away, I just tell her I took a nap or something, hard for me to leave my phone in our hotel room.... I told my waitress that I'd be back in a half hour for breakfast and tipped her a $20 asking her to save my table for me, she said of course...

I went over to Waffle house, sat at my table, ordered a huge breakfast and retrieved my phone, no missed calls or texts so I was in the clear. A great trip down to Marietta, hoping I can do this again soon.

This is one of the funniest reports I have read on here in a long time.

**Niteluvr** · 08-26-20 15:28

Originally Posted by SkyWookie [View Original Post]

Awesome they do that, honestly the reason I've never gotten a 4 hand is because most of the parlors I've been to usually have 2 girls working at a time, so my concern is that if the door bell rings one of them will leave to greet the customer and take them to a room so they can sit and wait, so I'm losing 2 hands. Then most likely they think ahead, I'm money already made but the next guy is money to be made and he could walk out if they make him wait to long, would I really get an hour of 4 hands or an hour of one of them having to leave the room for something thus just giving me a massage by alternating girls.

You never know about that unless you're very familiar with how particular parlors operate. I only get a 4-hand at places where I won't have someone constantly leaving to answer the door or whatever. You just have to keep reading the forum or visit a lot of parlors to find which ones are the least hassle.

**LongTimer86** · 08-26-20 15:25

Originally Posted by SkyWookie [View Original Post]

RM is a great website to locate parlors by town and a source of information but what do they offer for 20 bucks a months that you can't get here over time? Plus I don't like these types of websites to have one of my cards info.

Searching in RM is significantly easier compared to this forum. It's grouped by parlors. Also when you are going through the review, you might be only interested in what extras were offered and how much that person paid. Information is significantly structured, which is not the case here. Some people write their reviews in Shakespearean English, and then you have some people, you have no clue what they are talking about.

**The Wiseacre** · 08-26-20 15:20

Originally Posted by SkyWookie [View Original Post]

Awesome they do that, honestly the reason I've never gotten a 4 hand is because most of the parlors I've been to usually have 2 girls working at a time, so my concern is that if the door bell rings one of them will leave to greet the customer and take them to a room so they can sit and wait, so I'm losing 2 hands. Then most likely they think ahead, I'm money already made but the next guy is money to be made and he could walk out if they make him wait to long, would I really get an hour of 4 hands or an hour of one of them having to leave the room for something thus just giving me a massage by alternating girls.

I have the same concerns about getting a four hand at the places I frequent, which is one reason I've avoided the up sell.

I don't really crave a four hand experience anyway unless they are both working my release at the same time. Having a four hand body massage sounds confusing. Someone sell me on this idea. Certainly one of you mongers is an aficionado.

**The Wiseacre** · 08-26-20 15:14

Originally Posted by SkyWookie [View Original Post]

RM is a great website to locate parlors by town and a source of information but what do they offer for 20 bucks a months that you can't get here over time? Plus I don't like these types of websites to have one of my cards info.

I use both but probably will drop RM because it's ultimately pricey unless you travel a lot. And COVID has pretty much eliminated heavy travel for me.

They could use a more aggressive moderator over there in the comment sections, that's for sure.

**GreaterGator** · 08-26-20 15:13

Originally Posted by Beldaws [View Original Post]

One of the main reasons that I like going to OS Spa in Roswell is because they put out a 'No Waiting' sign when someone is available.

Just as an FYI, that sign at OS is out there 12 hours a day, regardless of busy or not. This way if they are busy they can get you to come in and schedule an appointment to come back.