Escort Reports

[Jbjb1983]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/149278

669?

I am sure this girl is phony. Anyone? She uses different pics in different ads.

She's a older red head Russian escort. She's expensive 500 for GFE. Seen her in the past in Santa Monica she goes by Alisa. She's only staying till the end of the month. But again she's too expensive for my taste.

[PriscillaM]

I also almost made the mistake of booking a massage with Lana. Really interested in the milking table but glad I passed in the end. Truth is I could tell just by trading messages with her that she was all business. There was another girl in LA this week offering milking table she was less of a stunner but when I researched her across other sites she had a better and longer reputation. Looks like she comes through LA sometimes. Here is her ad. If you search her number you can see she is active in many cities. https://losangeles.rubratings.com/173653.

The other milking table gal has more scheduling issues than guns and roses in st louis. She literally had every excuse in the book to keep flaking and then she was asking me to come over at a really inconvenient time.

Your analysis of lana is spot on. All business, mainly bullshit.

[BernardoNorte]

FINALLY! I've only been asking for any intel on this one for about a month. Tried to book with her a few weeks back, but got strung along so I bailed. Thanks for saving me the trouble of rescheduling.

I also almost made the mistake of booking a massage with Lana. Really interested in the milking table but glad I passed in the end. Truth is I could tell just by trading messages with her that she was all business. There was another girl in LA this week offering milking table she was less of a stunner but when I researched her across other sites she had a better and longer reputation. Looks like she comes through LA sometimes. Here is her ad. If you search her number you can see she is active in many cities. https://losangeles.rubratings.com/173653.

[PriscillaM]

Hello PriscillaM,

What does FISA mean?

I'm curious.

Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act. If only we had real media in this country.

[PriscillaM]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/149278

669?

I am sure this girl is phony. Anyone? She uses different pics in different ads.

[KingOfFours]

About 6 feet I'd estimate without heels, but she usually wears 6" stripper heels! She has very recent reviews on the infamous other board, so I think she's still around? Not easy to get into bareback, it took me several attempts to convince her on the phone. But when all was said and done, I got it, on the first visit, with CIP, for 300, her regular rate, no upsells. Pictures from a session when I inseminated her 5 years ago.

I'll gladly tell you who she is, but first, I am wondering if anyone recognizes her? .

My pictures of her can be found in my post quoted above. And by request, here is my review from MonkeyShit. I'm posting ALL my stolen MonkeyShit reviews on this board, in order to stick it to those theiving Monkey-shit motherfuckers!

General Description.

She was hard to get ahold of, but when we finally met, I'm glad we did!

The Juicy Details.

She's a TALL one! And even taller in those spiked high heels that she looks GREAT in, and left on the whole time, even though everything else came off.

Very nice condo, and a very comfortable setting.

German MILF, totally unlimited menu, but much more PSE than GFE. It started with a lap dance, she clearly knows what she's doing--and ended with my cumming deep inside her snug, girl-cum dripping MILF snatch, which she let me take pictures of, after I deposited my share of man-cum, to mix, inside her vagina, with her girl-cum! DFK was there, but as I said, she was much more into genital play, than kissing. But there was a lot of very fine BBBJ, tasty wet DATY, 69, and nasty banter, in two different languages!

She's older, has bolt-ons, but is trim, athletic, and still looks hot, and is is NOT shy! One of my more interesting lays in Los Angeles, she's nice, honest, and a real fire ball! And an ultra-fine ride! Eat your fuckin' wheaties, gentlemen!

[HelloPanda]

She is not 29 and some fisa apps are fraudulent.

Hello PriscillaM,

What does FISA mean?

I'm curious.

[PriscillaM]

So you're saying she's looks Really old for a 29 yr old.

Gotcha Brother, I understand.

Thanks for the heads up.

She is not 29 and some fisa apps are fraudulent.

[MrChaco]

This one is so old, she had bedpage ads up with Mary Magdalene.

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr...s/9732280.html

So you're saying she's looks Really old for a 29 yr old.

Gotcha Brother, I understand.

Thanks for the heads up.

[PriscillaM]

How was she?

She sub marginal, think as marginalized as a yale university admittee.

She has a busted body, like she has a thin girls belly, a non ass ass, and her skin is a bit saggy with too many birthmarks.

But you know me, I am so forgiving I am willing to look past it.

Her face is old as well, like miss Havisham style hair too.

And I would tolerate that as well.

Even the nasty ass trick pad in culver shitty adjacent with no cooling is OK.

But what I do not need is her very short lived tongue flicking of my dick and then a marathon pull session when it is clear that if she flicked a few more times I would roll over like a virus count. But no, she kept pulling and complained about the time.

The place is close to Misuwa and the Udon place does now offer take out. How things change.

[Joe Pike]

This one is so old, she had bedpage ads up with Mary Magdalene.

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr...s/9732280.html

How was she?

[PriscillaM]

This one is so old, she had bedpage ads up with Mary Magdalene.

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr...s/9732280.html

[PriscillaM]

FINALLY! I've only been asking for any intel on this one for about a month. Tried to book with her a few weeks back, but got strung along so I bailed. Thanks for saving me the trouble of rescheduling.

She is a waste of a rubratings ad.

[Raist]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/145956

So, this one had some obvious pluses going in. Her rubratings add conforms to other ads with pictures. She is actually in marina del rey (unlike private delights when girls put an ad in santa monica and they are "close by honey" in norwalk).

She has a milking table. This is kind of fun if done right. I had it in dallas a while back, it feels good to get yanked with gravity (I maintain it is an actual force and not a geometric relativistic thing).

For 300 it is crap.

What a bummer, I've always wanted to try the milking table situation, can't find a provider in LA and she was on my list to try. Thanks for TOFTT.

[SFVsag]

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/145956

So, this one had some obvious pluses going in. Her rubratings add conforms to other ads with pictures. She is actually in marina del rey (unlike private delights when girls put an ad in santa monica and they are "close by honey" in norwalk).

She has a milking table. This is kind of fun if done right. I had it in dallas a while back, it feels good to get yanked with gravity (I maintain it is an actual force and not a geometric relativistic thing).

The problem is this girl is about as passionate as dead baby's toys.

There is NO teasing done at all when you start on your back.

She does not show tits or cooter.

She only lets you feel up her ass if you ask.

On the flip she wasted more time than the third reich wasted waiting to start operation barbarossa (who the fuck invads russia starting in June?

I almost thought she was not going to jerk me off.

She asked me "how I want my release" just after telling me about her kids.

I had to reverse positions so she could jerk me from underneath the table.

She offered to "catch" my load to avoid it hitting the hotel room floor. Duh, put a towel down.

For 300 it is crap.

FINALLY! I've only been asking for any intel on this one for about a month. Tried to book with her a few weeks back, but got strung along so I bailed. Thanks for saving me the trouble of rescheduling.