Negative Escort Reviews

**SlimShady96** · 08-24-20 16:27

Was in the convention area with a headache, reached out and got an auto response that asks to tell her what your looking for, easy enough. I answer "car brain". She text back a reasonable quote for "catch and release". Comms were good until I get there then she went 100% silent. WTF. She sent a nice pic even though I didn't ask for one. Did I miss anything? Anyhow I had plan B on backup and headed over to ole reliable on I drive.

**Tybell** · 08-23-20 18:43

Saw this girl named Sol and her pictures were enticing. Texted her to ask how much for hh and she said $. 5 which is a lot in my opinion but a lot of girls have been asking for around that especially a lot of girls that look like trash so if any girl was going to get that kinda money from me they might as well be beautiful. She looked beautiful and she confirms that she's real by trading face pics. Asked her to do a specific thing with her hand to prove authenticity and I did the same. She gives me her address off Kirkman and tells me to bring a condom. It's a good apartment complex. I confirmed that I was in her neighborhood close by and she gave me the exact building and apartment number. I walk to the door text I'm here and knock on the door and a sexy 5'4 spanish girl greets me at the door in lingerie with nice titties flat tummy and a fat ass with more cheek than my hands could grasp. I was happy she was real. We hugged she smelled good and clean and she led me to her room. This is the first part of why this is a negative review LOL. She asks what position I want her in and I tell her let me lay back for some head to which she agrees but the head was unenthused and she wanted to move on to penetration almost immediately. Don't think my dick was in her mouth for even a minute but it was hard so I thought whatever. She asked how I wanted her and said doggy position and proceeded as such and it was pretty good. Like I said her ass was fat and when I felt that pussy it was wet. As any of you aware of Cardi B and Megan thee Stallions song WAP this girl had the defining characteristics of WAP. I enjoyed that for about 10 or 11 minutes then switched and asked her to sit on my face for some DATY then sit on my dick. This is the second part of why this is a negative review. I heard her phone blowing up with notification sounds obviously from other dudes trying to get some and that's when the rush came in. I came for hh but I knew I was barely scraping 18 minutes and she was asking me to cum. She said it sexy but I knew she was trying to get me out of here and get more business. I held out for a little more but she kept asking for me to cum and turnt up her riding a bit at the end to get me to cum and I did. After she got up she told me flush the condom we said our goodbyes and that was that. While this definitely wasn't the worst negative experience I've had with a provider it still lacked a few things that could've saved it and made it a positive. The positives are that she was real and as sexy as her pics, she wasn't mean even though she rushed and her incall is private so you're not pulling up to a hotel with other johns and fear of LEO or a pimp. The negatives are that she charges too much for too little when everything is covered then the head is almost nonexistent and finally a rush because she wants to capitalize on all those texts she's getting makes this a negative. Honestly if she dropped the. 5 I wouldn't mind going back despite the weak head and the rush because I liked how she really looked like her pics, how she felt inside and out and I really appreciate incalls that aren't hotels or in bad neighborhoods cause it puts my mind more at ease but for the moment it is what it is.

**Jr407** · 08-23-20 16:55

If she nods off, is it ethical to still have a dream?

Originally Posted by Bruce52 [View Original Post]

This one smoked crack and nodded off for most of our hour together. What was I thinking? And she asked for a tip! I passed. Decent incall near OBT and 40th. Showed up a little late but was nice about it.

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...a/177298760830

**OrlandoWeb** · 08-23-20 15:50

I am one of Alexlynn's biggest supporters. She has always taken care of me. Her skills are amazing. A few months back she asked for a little bit of money. We had built a fairly good relationship, so I sent her some. Then she asked for a little more. Now bear in mind. I did not send her a lot. But was still something. Then she texted me letting me she had some stuff that I like and was for sale. I sent her more money. She never came through. So, she offered me 2 dates for what she owes me. After back and forth and a few dates canceled. We finally met up. And she did do a good job. The next day I messaged her and said I do not want a 2nd a date I much rather get what I wanted originally. She said we were square with only one date. I reminded her of our arrangement. She said ok and to hit her up later. Which I did. Now she is ghosting me. So in short, I am not that upset and I left a few things out. I am just bothered that I trusted her and I let this happen. So, if you guys want to see her. I say go. She is fun and has skills. But leave your relationship professional. I could have written much harsher in this post. But I hope she reads this and tries to repair this. I also want all of you guys to know that you should not be floating any cash for future dates or other services.

**Plex10** · 08-21-20 17:09

Reached out to this one earlier in the week to set something up for Friday morning. Comms were good, I let her know that I would reach back out closer to Friday (yesterday). Confirmed 8 am ish appointment. I always seem to have no shows for early appointments, however I messaged her around 7 and she responded and I let her know I'd be 30 minutes out she said okay. I followed up with 10 minutes out. Silence. I'm here. Silence. I called twice and no response, sigh. Not sure what happened on this one, no shows usually never message me back in the morning but she did so I thought I set. If anyone succeeds let us know.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/53433906/

**Grain 56** · 08-21-20 16:17

I think I know the place. If you are talking about the condos that spells citrus with a Y, you are a much braver man than am I. I've mongered in dozens of OBT Trap Houses over the years and that one is not on my personal list of possible accommodations. That particular Complex always seems to be high volume for the candy sellers and users and under scrutiny from LEO constantly. Not to knock your choice, I am sure you made sure that you were safe. I'd just recommend to others that they proceed with caution in there. However, I do hope to be able to find your girl out and about with her having a clear head for a car date though.

I pretty much stopped pretty using Trap Houses (unless there are absolutely no other options) after I literally missed by ONE DAY of being in the house of the RICO bust near the NQ area that got JJ and several others many years back. I do miss Jan! I wonder where she ended up?

Grain 56.

Originally Posted by Bruce52 [View Original Post]

Well, it's half a mile or a mile west of that intersection, in a big townhouse development. Not too scary a location.

Bruce.

**Bruce52** · 08-21-20 15:53

Originally Posted by Grain56 [View Original Post]

I just want to know where there's a DECENT In-call at 40th and OBT that isn't a Trap House?

Grain 56.

Well, it's half a mile or a mile west of that intersection, in a big townhouse development. Not too scary a location.

Bruce.

**ValenciaGuy** · 08-21-20 11:44

Originally Posted by Grain56 [View Original Post]

I just want to know where there's a DECENT In-call at 40th and OBT that isn't a Trap House?

Grain 56.

Was thinking the same thing! Melody inn? Its trap house central and homes built in 1809 in that area. She not bad looking tho. I would car play her.

**Grain 56** · 08-21-20 10:21

I just want to know where there's a DECENT In-call at 40th and OBT that isn't a Trap House?

Grain 56.

Originally Posted by NoFear101 [View Original Post]

Looks hotter than hell tho.

Originally Posted by Bruce52 [View Original Post]

This one smoked crack and nodded off for most of our hour together. What was I thinking? And she asked for a tip! I passed. Decent incall near OBT and 40th. Showed up a little late but was nice about it.

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...a/177298760830

**NoFear101** · 08-20-20 17:53

Originally Posted by Bruce52 [View Original Post]

This one smoked crack and nodded off for most of our hour together. What was I thinking? And she asked for a tip! I passed. Decent incall near OBT and 40th. Showed up a little late but was nice about it.

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...a/177298760830

Looks hotter than hell tho.

**Bruce52** · 08-20-20 16:40

This one smoked crack and nodded off for most of our hour together. What was I thinking? And she asked for a tip! I passed. Decent incall near OBT and 40th. Showed up a little late but was nice about it.

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...a/177298760830

**ImChillz** · 08-16-20 14:00

Originally Posted by LuvLargeCheeks [View Original Post]

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She confirmed an appointment then went silent. Gladly had a backup plan. No worries but be careful if you are driving from far away she may completely screw you.

Same thing happened to me last week, went to the spot to go scoop, and radio silence. After 5 I texted her back maybe next time and started to leave, as I pull away I see her walking to the hotel holding some Wendy's so I picked her up. She told me that she hadn't gotten my messages because she wasn't in wifi distance, which I understood but also told he if she is planning on leaving the wifi area for a minute tell someone so they don't think you've ghosted them.

**WindyMan** · 08-15-20 19:02

Originally Posted by HornyToad123 [View Original Post]

Sometime last week I set this one up after some "okayish" reviews. I was expecting ok service but that fat ass is what intrigued me.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/52880170/

Right off the bat comms were iffy. She basically did one word answers and it was me that needed to push the conversation towards a date. After a few hours of this nonsense (like one reply from her every 30-45 minutes), finally asks for a dic pic. I send one and she sends back a pussy pic. Finally was able to extract an address.

Got there, sitting in my car, and she asks me to go buy condoms. Woman, go buy your own condoms or let me know if advance if I need to bring one. Stupid tart probably thought she reeled me in because I was already there. Luckily, she's just as dumb as she looks. My favorite Scarlet was right across the street from her hotel. Strolled on over and had a good time there instead.

I'm sure this Jessica is the real deal but it was just too much nonsense to go for an "ok" experience.

She is far less than an "ok" experience. She basically not only watches the clock but also rushes it as hell. Poor performance. You did not miss anything.

**HornyToad123** · 08-15-20 12:00

Sometime last week I set this one up after some "okayish" reviews. I was expecting ok service but that fat ass is what intrigued me.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ando/52880170/

Right off the bat comms were iffy. She basically did one word answers and it was me that needed to push the conversation towards a date. After a few hours of this nonsense (like one reply from her every 30-45 minutes), finally asks for a dic pic. I send one and she sends back a pussy pic. Finally was able to extract an address.

Got there, sitting in my car, and she asks me to go buy condoms. Woman, go buy your own condoms or let me know if advance if I need to bring one. Stupid tart probably thought she reeled me in because I was already there. Luckily, she's just as dumb as she looks. My favorite Scarlet was right across the street from her hotel. Strolled on over and had a good time there instead.

I'm sure this Jessica is the real deal but it was just too much nonsense to go for an "ok" experience.

**Bjceb** · 08-14-20 10:17

She ghosted me the other day so we never met up. I am pretty sure she had double booked and was trying to have me wait. Hour after we were supposed to met she texted me if I was still there. This of course was after shectold me to give a few minutes while I was waiting for her room number. 5 minutes later I was gone, total waste of time.

Stay safe and have fun!

Originally Posted by Grain56 [View Original Post]

She's hit and miss with Comms. Mostly MISS. She goes by many different names each week (usually amber I think) it seems and is heavy into H. She often asks straight out for it in her ads. Also often mentions to me on the phone that her male "cousin" is staying with her. Seems to be harmless. She can be a pretty good time for a Grant but it's hard to get both her .5 offer and her conscientiousness to line up correctly. Sometimes she offers QV for Trip Jacks and sometimes she wants as much as Frank for a long QV. There is a link to a video of her in action in one of the escort threads somewhere. I don't have it handy though.

If you can get all the stars to align, she is a decent time. You have to catch her right as she posts and get to her and close the deal before she gets her hands on some of her candy of choice.

Grain 56