Massage Parlor Reports

[MedellinMike]

Who did you see I went the other day to see lulu but she wasn't there and a mamasam that was there was only one there about 45 50 didn't seem to recognize her name so left. Anyone know where lulu went?

Just spent a few days with her, she is in Tampa.

[BrandonS]

https://orlando.rubratings.com/130277

Anyone have info on this one?

Or this one.

https://orlando.rubratings.com/158752

[Spunkee311]

Went to see Mari for a one hour nuru massage. Great communication via text. Located on Kirkman, not too far from Universal. Very nice and clean set up in a private apartment. Quoted be 180 Mario coins for the massage and additional 100 for FS. I was not interested in the FS so went with the nude massage. Very pretty girl, mid 30's, not a spinner but just right. Man made B cups. Off came the clothes and she gave a very nice but average massage with a lot of mutual touching involved. Very few rules. She is extremely friendly and tries to please. Ended with a very nice BJ. I will definitely repeat. She is a keeper.

Here is the link.

https://orlando.rubratings.com/130164

CBJ or BBBJ?

[Barolo]

I called today and asked if CeCe was working. I was told a new girl was working. I decided to try. The new girl is Yuke, with her mask the best I can tell she is in her late 30's. She is attractive. It goes down hill from here. The massage was terrible, I am not sure if she is actually trained. On the flip she wants 60 for OTC roaming & HE. I tell her NO. Gents if Sunshine is in your rotation, call first. Do not waste your time, with the new girl / Yuke!

[Alan76]

Was any tip expected for her service?

No. This was all in. For FS she wanted another 100. I did not partake. I am sure she won't refuse a tip.

[DirkDig1]

Anyone know if there's anything extra or is it legit.

[Miketastic69]

Kiko did the same thing to me before, also twice. I suppose we like the girls so much we don't want to accept that they are lying to us. Get a clue! I was an idiot to believe her. I asked for the famous Nei Nei and was fucked over twice by Kiko. The thing is, she doesn't give a shit that we hate being lied to. She knows men. She knows 9 times out of 10, the little head makes the decision and we will settle for whatever piece of trash she throws at us. So, now I go to other places and don't deal with her lying ass anymore.

To make you come in. She's trying to get your money and will say yes Barbie is available and when you get there no Barbie. I told her straight up a few weeks ago, if you promise me Tiffany is there and I show up and she's not, then you stand it for her! Surprise surprise Tiffany was there. Idk whether I was lucky or Kiko was to avoid a session with me.

[OrlandoRide]

I was in the I-Drive area the other day around noon and was initially going to check out Island. However, as I drove by there was a dude just sitting on the railing at the backside of the convenience store right next to the parlor. I didn't want to do the walk of shame right in front of this bozo, so I turned around and headed up to You. Pull into the parking lot and it's practically deserted, very weird. I was wondering if they were even open. I figure I'll give it a shot, walk in and they are indeed open but only doing 30 minute sessions (at 60 bucks) due to the covid. I pull Diamond this time around and she takes me to the room. Asked if I wanted a shower but having already showered this morning, I passed. Besides, with just 30 minutes available, there was not a moment to lose. I got comfortable, face down on the table and she started a decent, quick massage. Tease and flip, she asked for 140 for everything. Not in the mood to haggle, I agree and she gets to work. Pretty face, nice soft body, perky Bs. Started off with a very nice BBBJ. No 69/ DATY available, but she lubed herself up and let me get some FIV / FIA at least. Time for the main event, she slipped on the cover and started with CG. Very tight kitty, almost had me pop but I wanted to try some other positions. We flipped around for some doggy and ended with mish. As we were wrapping things up, the door must have rang like 3 or 4 times. So she kinda had to rush me out the door at the end there, but she was apologetic for that. Overall, it was a fine FS experience, if somewhat brief. I'd repeat in a pinch but would much rather go for an hour and have them take their time with it.

Who did you see I went the other day to see lulu but she wasn't there and a mamasam that was there was only one there about 45 50 didn't seem to recognize her name so left. Anyone know where lulu went?

[RiotStar]

Meanwhile I was able to casually stroll to MC on a Sunday and ask for Mickey and with in 10 minutes showed up.

I guess its all about luck.

[TheBizz]

Saw Jenny at MC and wasn't a big fan of her service. She was really nice but didn't do B2 B or preview in ts. Also in the room didn't allow CIM and only BBBJ really slowly. Couldn't up the pace. When I pulled out, I noticed a smell too.

[Batman6969]

A few weeks ago I called MC a couple of days in advance to assure Mickey was still there. Was told she is! Great! So, I drop in a couple of days later on a Wednesday 5 minutes before they opened (parked in back and knocked on door), and I ask for Mickey. Old mamasan tries to tell me she has "new girl... very good" for me (it was Tina, who is no Mickey and was NOT "very good" for me), but I ask again for Mickey because the LAST time I was in she wasn't available and I've not yet been able to hook up with her. Only then Old mamasan tells me Mickey isn't available due to a "monthly visitor." Just my luck! While I'm in the room waiting for Tina, Old Mamasan pops in and produces a short cutie (kind of a flat face look) wearing a T-Shirt and introduces her as Mickey as if to validate that she's NOT working at the time. Fine. I go with Tina and I let Keiko know on my way out that the experience did not meet my expectations. I told her that "I miss Nei Nei" and Keiko tells me she's still in China (I assume she can't get back due to COVID travel restrictions).

Fast forward: I called MC this past Wednesday afternoon (Aug. 19) and spoke to Keiko. I asked if Mickey would be working AND AVAILABLE the next morning and Keiko assured me she would be. I asked if I needed an appointment for her, but was told just to walk in, so I arrive about 10:30 am the next day (Thursday, Aug. 20) and ask for Mickey (parked in back and knocked on door again). Old Mamasan says Mickey is not available but she has "nice girl... very good" for me. WTF! When I say "No, I'm here to see MICKEY!" Old mamasan tells me she's not available due to a monthly visitor. AGAIN! Disgusted, I say "That's what you told me LAST time!" and she let me out the back door.

A couple of things about this: Maybe she WAS "out-of-service" on both of those occasions, or maybe it was some excuse to cover for something else, I dunno. I am tempted to give them the benefit of the doubt that Mickey was in this condition on BOTH of my visits, as those two events just happen to be 29 days apart, so the "monthly math" adds up. HOWEVER, I might think most any girl in this line of work would possibly consider one of the MANY medications available that limit and reduce those (otherwise monthly) experiences to just 2 to 4 times a year. BUT, there may be a reason any one particular girl can't take those medications for her own person medical reasons. Ok, I'll give 'em that. But even with all those concessions, it STILL pisses me off that Keiko has now told me TWICE, by phone, that a girl is working and available, when, in fact, she is NOT. I know all these places will say anything just to get clients in the door and get their hands on the money, but I no longer consider any phone call to MC to produce reliable information whatsoever. I DO, however, recommend all you Mickey fans mark your calendars and note the date of this reported condition (and forecast accordingly).

So I drive a few miles up East Colonial and go to King Spa (again, park in back and ring doorbell). About a 30 second wait produces the glorious TIFFANY opening the door (in a mask) and letting me in. The mask didn't last beyond initially getting to the room, then all contact was normal, complete with DFK. Much has been reported about Tiffany and this visit produced a typically ultra-fantastic experience. I'll let you all RTFF for the typical details rather than repeat what has been reported so many times here. I'll just say she is highly recommended and probably one of the top performers in the city. Go see her. Do it NOW! Following that draining experience, I didn't feel quite so bad for having missed Mickey at MC (for the third time). Another positive aspect of my visit with Tiffany (for SOME of you guys) is that she kept asking me if I could go MSOG, but there was NO WAY, as she had just totally worn me out and drained me dry (plus I'm old).

I can't tell how many times I've called an AMP to see a particular provider only to find she is either not there or not available after I was told otherwise. They ALL do and if you think otherwise you're fooling yourself. I find the best time to go is as soon as they open and your chances are much greater to see the provider you're looking to see.

I have been a regular at MC since they opened their doors and have seen every girl that has worked there. Like all AMPs some girls are better than others but I will have tosay that MC always seems to have a great line up so its really hard to strike out there. I know Keko runs a very tight ship especially now with this COVID crap. Even with that I always seem to have a great time there regardless of whoever I'm with. I have definitely learned a few things in my AMP years. One thing is the nicer you are to them the nicer they will be to you. The more you go to a particular AMP is also a plus. The better they know you and like you the better your visits will be. I am treated like a King at MC and because of that I keep going back. So like the old saying goes "keep going back, it works".

[Grain 56]

Great snapshot of your adventures. Right on point with Captain Obvious and the 20 minute event to enter the AMP. Act as if you belong, park and go in. You are there for a therapeutic massage.

Also, Um, it's my understanding is that Bigfoot's name is Darryl, BTW.

Grain 56.

The Hunt For Bigfoot... or LEO, whichever comes first (& some comical paranoia)

During my short stop at MC Thursday morning, Aug. 20, as reported below, I took the time to keep a sharp eye out for obvious or concealed LE. There was none. I kept the same sharp eye peeled as I approached, drove by, and came back to King. With the mostly wooded area across E. Colonial, and the very obscured rear parking area at King (and rear door entrance), there was also zero evidence of any lurking LE.

As I had the entire day off work.....

.....So, the net of my long story is that, at least on this particular day during this particular time, there wasn't any LE activity at any of the recently oft-reported AMPs. Any clients that were coming or going would have been able to do so without incident or consequence. If there is actually LE activity at OTHER times, and some number of readers here wish to steer clear of those AMP locations reported upon, I'm thinking that will ultimately serve to make those places LESS busy and MORE available for ME! Make of all that what you will. I'm simply reporting my observations and make no other claims outside those observations.

By the way, the Orange County Sheriff won his primary re-election by a wide margin, however, the Osceola County Sheriff was ousted by a narrow margin by a challenger. Elections are, essentially, over for the Sheriff's offices since both counties vote along strong Democrat lines and the November election is all but meaningless with these primary winners basically a clinch. I would assume the effects of an election year should be in the past at this point, but I don't know for certain.

[Big In Japan]

I was in the I-Drive area the other day around noon and was initially going to check out Island. However, as I drove by there was a dude just sitting on the railing at the backside of the convenience store right next to the parlor. I didn't want to do the walk of shame right in front of this bozo, so I turned around and headed up to You. Pull into the parking lot and it's practically deserted, very weird. I was wondering if they were even open. I figure I'll give it a shot, walk in and they are indeed open but only doing 30 minute sessions (at 60 bucks) due to the covid. I pull Diamond this time around and she takes me to the room. Asked if I wanted a shower but having already showered this morning, I passed. Besides, with just 30 minutes available, there was not a moment to lose. I got comfortable, face down on the table and she started a decent, quick massage. Tease and flip, she asked for 140 for everything. Not in the mood to haggle, I agree and she gets to work. Pretty face, nice soft body, perky Bs. Started off with a very nice BBBJ. No 69/ DATY available, but she lubed herself up and let me get some FIV / FIA at least. Time for the main event, she slipped on the cover and started with CG. Very tight kitty, almost had me pop but I wanted to try some other positions. We flipped around for some doggy and ended with mish. As we were wrapping things up, the door must have rang like 3 or 4 times. So she kinda had to rush me out the door at the end there, but she was apologetic for that. Overall, it was a fine FS experience, if somewhat brief. I'd repeat in a pinch but would much rather go for an hour and have them take their time with it.

[Dr Willy]

During my short stop at MC Thursday morning, Aug. 20, as reported below, I took the time to keep a sharp eye out for obvious or concealed LE. There was none. I kept the same sharp eye peeled as I approached, drove by, and came back to King. With the mostly wooded area across E. Colonial, and the very obscured rear parking area at King (and rear door entrance), there was also zero evidence of any lurking LE.

As I had the entire day off work, AND as I come to Orlando from the southwest on I-4, I decided to spend a portion of the rest of my morning and early afternoon on a safari in search of any presence of the oft reported Uncle at several other popular AMPs, all as I wandered back toward the south and west along meandering roadways that took me by NDS and KMS (as well as a Sam's Club and a Verizon Store I wanted to stop at).

As I approached NDS, I broke out my peeled "sharp eye" and scoured the scene for evidence of obvious or concealed LE in the shopping plaza parking lot, and all of the parking areas surrounding. Finding none, and since I had JUST been drained by Tiffany at King with no intention of actually visiting any more AMP's (and therefore at ZERO risk of being accused of anything remotely illicit), I decided to park in front of the restaurant directly across the street and facing the NDS store front and just watch for a while. I spent 40 minutes perched at this vantage point and had ample opportunity to inspect every single vehicle remotely near the AMP or even in the restaurant parking lot. There was zero LE presence during that entire time, although I did see clients entering and exiting NDS and drive away without incident.

As an aside here, I simply HAVE to relate some highly comical paranoia by one client. Probably one of you guys that's been reading this thread lately. While watching from across the street, I see a greyish blue Corolla drive along the NDS parking lot, VERY slowly, left to right and closer to the street than the storefronts. The car stops in the middle of the lot and sits for about 30-45 seconds, then drives on to the end of the lot and does a you-turn, driving back through the lot in the opposite direction. As the car gets near the lot to the set of stores immediately to the right (west) of the NDS complex, it pulls into a parking spot and sits there for a few minutes, then pulls out and wanders, very slowly, in a circle around the parking lot next to the NDS complex, finally pulling into another parking spot a considerable distance from NDS. The car sits there for over 5 minutes before a gentleman exits the car and begins to walk, very slowly, up to the sidewalk of the stores and then toward NDS. At about the vitamin store, this gentleman witnesses a client EXITING NDS and the gentleman immediately stops in his tracks and trys to casually meander in a tight circle back AWAY from NDS, ultimately standing and leaning on a concrete column outside the T-Mobile store. He stands there poking at his smart phone for 5 minutes while the exiting client gets to his vehicle and, eventually, drives away (and is not followed or bothered by any LE). Once the area is clear, the wandering gentleman again begins walking toward NDS and, ultimately enters the front door. This entire vignette was just absolutely hilarious (sorry brother if you're reading this... I don't mean to pick on you). In a comical attempt to be inconspicuous and discreet, this gentleman could not have called MORE attention to himself nor been MORE obvious if there HAD been any lurking LE with an eye on the place. Thank goodness for this poor fellow that there was absolutely no LE in evidence at any time during my entire stop. Finally, with the comedy show concluded and now being bored, I pulled out of the restaurant and started driving toward Kissimmee down JYP.

Once in the area of KMS, I drove by and confirmed zero LE presence in the bank parking lot, the KMS parking lot, the Blood Bank parking lot, nor even the shopping center parking lot across the street. I then entered the shopping center lot across the street and meandered around (in an obvious manner, again with no fear of being stopped since I was doing nothing wrong) and ultimately went into a couple of the stores for legitimate shopping needs. Having browsed and made my purchases over the course of about 30 minutes, I drove back through the lot preparing to head homeward. BUT THEN! I saw the flashing lights of a LE Ford Explorer sitting in the right northbound lane of JYP directly in front of the orthodontist (two doors down in the same building with KMS). The patrolman had exited his vehicle, which was blocking the lane, and was standing next to an older, rough looking, small pick-up truck in front of his vehicle (as though he had STOPPED him). This pick-up was sitting just a few feet past the drive between the KMS complex of buildings and the bank. Being curious, and not caring about being obvious, I just pulled into a parking spot near the street directly facing this scene and sat to watch. About 5-10 minutes later a second LE Ford Explorer pulls up from the south and behind the first, then parks in the street and a patrolman exits the vehicle and approaches the first patrolman and the pick-up. At this point, you all may be suspecting some sort of major bust that required BACK-UP! You would be wrong. The two patrolmen then got to the front of the pick-up and began pushing it backward about 15 feet and then forward and into the parking lot betweek the bank and KMS. They were there to assist a citizen with a disabled vehicle that was blocking traffic. I applaud these patrolman in service to the citizen. Once the pick-up was out of the way, the two LE vehicles drove away in opposite directions, not stopping to "set up" at the bank, or the blood bank, or anywhere else (I could see them both drive a great distance away). They had zero interest in KMS, although anyone that may have been just driving by may have assumed otherwise.

So, the net of my long story is that, at least on this particular day during this particular time, there wasn't any LE activity at any of the recently oft-reported AMPs. Any clients that were coming or going would have been able to do so without incident or consequence. If there is actually LE activity at OTHER times, and some number of readers here wish to steer clear of those AMP locations reported upon, I'm thinking that will ultimately serve to make those places LESS busy and MORE available for ME! Make of all that what you will. I'm simply reporting my observations and make no other claims outside those observations.

By the way, the Orange County Sheriff won his primary re-election by a wide margin, however, the Osceola County Sheriff was ousted by a narrow margin by a challenger. Elections are, essentially, over for the Sheriff's offices since both counties vote along strong Democrat lines and the November election is all but meaningless with these primary winners basically a clinch. I would assume the effects of an election year should be in the past at this point, but I don't know for certain.

[Flyforfun]

A few weeks ago I called MC a couple of days in advance to assure Mickey was still there. Was told she is! Great! So, I drop in a couple of days later on a Wednesday 5 minutes before they opened (parked in back and knocked on door), and I ask for Mickey. Old mamasan tries to tell me she has "new girl... very good" for me (it was Tina, who is no Mickey and was NOT "very good" for me), but I ask again for Mickey because the LAST time I was in she wasn't available and I've not yet been able to hook up with her. Only then Old mamasan tells me Mickey isn't available due to a "monthly visitor." Just my luck! While I'm in the room waiting for Tina, Old Mamasan pops in and produces a short cutie (kind of a flat face look) wearing a T-Shirt and introduces her as Mickey as if to validate that she's NOT working at the time. Fine. I go with Tina and I let Keiko know on my way out that the experience did not meet my expectations. I told her that "I miss Nei Nei" and Keiko tells me she's still in China (I assume she can't get back due to COVID travel restrictions).

Fast forward: I called MC this past Wednesday afternoon (Aug. 19) and spoke to Keiko. I asked if Mickey would be working AND AVAILABLE the next morning and Keiko assured me she would be. I asked if I needed an appointment for her, but was told just to walk in, so I arrive about 10:30 am the next day (Thursday, Aug. 20) and ask for Mickey (parked in back and knocked on door again). Old Mamasan says Mickey is not available but she has "nice girl... very good" for me. WTF! When I say "No, I'm here to see MICKEY!" Old mamasan tells me she's not available due to a monthly visitor. AGAIN! Disgusted, I say "That's what you told me LAST time!" and she let me out the back door.

A couple of things about this: Maybe she WAS "out-of-service" on both of those occasions, or maybe it was some excuse to cover for something else, I dunno. I am tempted to give them the benefit of the doubt that Mickey was in this condition on BOTH of my visits, as those two events just happen to be 29 days apart, so the "monthly math" adds up. HOWEVER, I might think most any girl in this line of work would possibly consider one of the MANY medications available that limit and reduce those (otherwise monthly) experiences to just 2 to 4 times a year. BUT, there may be a reason any one particular girl can't take those medications for her own person medical reasons. Ok, I'll give 'em that. But even with all those concessions, it STILL pisses me off that Keiko has now told me TWICE, by phone, that a girl is working and available, when, in fact, she is NOT. I know all these places will say anything just to get clients in the door and get their hands on the money, but I no longer consider any phone call to MC to produce reliable information whatsoever. I DO, however, recommend all you Mickey fans mark your calendars and note the date of this reported condition (and forecast accordingly).

So I drive a few miles up East Colonial and go to King Spa (again, park in back and ring doorbell). About a 30 second wait produces the glorious TIFFANY opening the door (in a mask) and letting me in. The mask didn't last beyond initially getting to the room, then all contact was normal, complete with DFK. Much has been reported about Tiffany and this visit produced a typically ultra-fantastic experience. I'll let you all RTFF for the typical details rather than repeat what has been reported so many times here. I'll just say she is highly recommended and probably one of the top performers in the city. Go see her. Do it NOW! Following that draining experience, I didn't feel quite so bad for having missed Mickey at MC (for the third time). Another positive aspect of my visit with Tiffany (for SOME of you guys) is that she kept asking me if I could go MSOG, but there was NO WAY, as she had just totally worn me out and drained me dry (plus I'm old).

Kiko did the same thing to me before, also twice. I suppose we like the girls so much we don't want to accept that they are lying to us. Get a clue! I was an idiot to believe her. I asked for the famous Nei Nei and was fucked over twice by Kiko. The thing is, she doesn't give a shit that we hate being lied to. She knows men. She knows 9 times out of 10, the little head makes the decision and we will settle for whatever piece of trash she throws at us. So, now I go to other places and don't deal with her lying ass anymore.