Massage Parlor Reports

[Roamin Roman]

A local paper was carrying the following ad recently: "Asian Pretty Girl, 25y.o., 5ft.5in., 115lbs., 34B-23-34, offers massage to relax your tired muscles. Incall or outcall. DC/VA." Since I was in Arlington at the time and it was the end of the workday, I decided to TOFTT and gave her a call.

First, the "bad" news: Not all the listed specifications were, by my estimate, quite accurate. She is a 34B, to be sure, but her waist is probably more like 32 (versus 23) and she's got a couple more inches at the hips than the 34 listed (probably a 36). And, she's a bit more solid than the 115 pounds listed in the ad (closer to 135#). Also, I'd put her age at about 40.

All that being said, Linda was a sweet girl, somewhat quiet bordering on slightly shy (I think she's a bit self-conscious of her weight). And she was cute --- not a knockout by any means --- but cute in that Asian kind of way. Her massage skills are more than competent, and she has strong hands. She will give you a good rubdown and leave you feeling totally relaxed by the end of the session (w/ standard Harry Reasoner action). And, she is Chinese, not Korean as I first thought upon seeing her. She is pleasant, clean, and can carry on a decent conversation, for those who like to talk to their masseusse during a session. And, while I didn't persue it, I just had this feeling that she may be willing to explore other styles of massage if she feels comfortable with the person she's with. I didn't see anyone else at the apartment, but did get the impression that one or maybe two other girls were there, as well.

Would I repeat with her? Yes. Will I try to see if she offers different types of massages next time? Yes, too. She may indeed be 40, but I wouldn't mind raising her tail, given the opportunity. However, I think one would have to initiate that move, as she probably isn't going to offer on her own. (Safer that way.)

Seniors can PM me for details.


Rating: 7 / 7.5 / 7.5 (L/S/A)


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[Kluvr]

Recent LE activities have me thinking of getting to know a nice rub&tug lady and look for off-campus options.

[Jake Jj 1492]

I know of instances on the West Coast where LE resorted to legal "harassment" by parking cruisers in front of an establishment and/or the Health Department frequently making unannounced "inspections" and writing up the AMPs for BS violations.

I noticed this kind of activity around the Eye place in DC not long after they were "visited" by LE. Soon after, the spa let their phone get disconnected to reduce the amount of foot traffic but remained open. Not too many days after, the parked cruisers went away, but now it seems the spa may be closed for real now too. Not sure as there have been conflicting reports on their closure, but who knows.

Better safe than sorry.

[Jet Ranger]

LE may may still be in the middle of their investigation and they won't go public until they are ready. As I understand the chronology of the Black Wednesday investigation, it started in February and the Feds didn't make the massive raids and shows of force raids and their announcements to the media until August.

As you may have read in the code extract I posted, there are several government officials authorized to enter massage establishments. Unlike HWC, they may not have found usable evidence of criminal activity. When this happens, I know of instances on the West Coast where LE resorted to legal "harassment" by parking cruisers in front of an establishment and/or the Health Department frequently making unannounced "inspections" and writing up the AMPs for BS violations.

Remember, there were previous reports some time ago of PWC LE questioning guys as they were leaving HWC, so LE didn't bust HWC immediately, but they were obviously working on a plan to raid it and take it down, which they eventually did.

[Omeyer]

Nothing on the police blotter hints (screams out) at an ongoing sting operation.
Would be funny as hell to see someone sneak up and put Dunkin Donuts signs over the Kinja and Sukura signs.

[Dlrzboy]

Went by Sakura tonight--it was closed and all the lights were out.

Kinja had lights on and the open sign was lit. But, I called twice from a pay phone, and no one answered. An SUV was there, but might have been Uncle LEO waiting for a visitor. Did anyone try it?

Guess they win. Last two visits at Sakura, the provider was jumpy every time the bell rang--and they were busy.

[Jim Rob]

Hey Mongers, Well I just today drove by Tyco therapy, I really just drove by for shit's and giggles. I'm' really too scared to go to an AMP and not have the door kicked in and cops everywhere, acting like the cops on South Park (which I find to be the only realistic show about Cops). So yes Tyco was closed and the sign said closed for 5 to 6 weeks, moose out front should have told you. Well I did see this girl Natasha on CL, she is out in Vienna and is half Asian and very hot, way hotter then her pics. Trusted mongers can PM me for details about her

[Benchseats Rock]

Hoping it was some disorderly customer and not a big thing . . . hoping . ..

Whether or not this is a big thing remains to be seen. All the hoping won't help that this was a bona fide raid and not anything else.

[Omeyer]

Drove by Kinja just after 6 yesterday evening. "open" sign was on and the place looked typically calm.
Nothing showing up on the Potomac News website yet.
Hoping it was some disorderly customer and not a big thing . . . hoping . . .

[Big Daddy Don]

Looks like a good thing I did not venture to Kinja yesterday evening by BSR's report!!

I did get out to Sakura. wasn't busy so I got the line up. Tammy, Michelle and ?. Michelle looked cute but tired. I picked Tammy since she looked eager to go. Very bouncy and energenic, led me around by "Little Daddy" and kept calling him "little brother". Comical but fun. Proper table shower. Nice massage for a FS. No AR though, just a little tickle with the finger then flip. Very playful during start moving to an overenthusiastic CBJ on to DATY. That's when she went crazy. She was very responsive to the tounge and really seemed to like it. Mish for finish. I wish the tables were bigger!

I know I should RTFF but what is the breakdown of the rating system again?

looks = 7
attitude= 9
body= 7 (I like little waif types. She was thick, not fat with big breasts)
Performance= 7 (only because of lack of AR)

On my way home, I still felt the need for a good rub down though. I figured a little helping hand for the end would be nice for that little extra drain too. I stopped by A-Plus. Lisa answered the door. Very pretty girl with ideal build. No TS, great massage. Good and relaxed for the flip. Popped her top but that was as far as she would go. Extra lube for a very pleasant HJ. It was what I expected. I had been there before and actually got the best HJ I ever got at an AMP. Funny though, she looked very expectant when I pulled out some bills. I peeled off the standard .6 and pocketed the rest. Looked like she was going to say something but I just smiled. She knew the standard rate, laughed and gave me a peck on the cheek.

No real rating since it was only and HJ place, just pretty girl and relaxing massage.

[Benchseats Rock]

Cops are at Kinja and busting the place.
This is a real time report.


Forewarned is Forearmed.



Benchseats Rock


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[Benchseats Rock]

Policemen are notoriously bad spellers with horrid diction. Frankly I am amazed they can post here, much less log in.

If you really want to be amazed, you should have a look at their forum.

[Benefactor9]

Policemen are notoriously bad spellers with horrid diction. Frankly I am amazed they can post here, much less log in.

[Jkimva]

Has anyone else been venturing out? I have not seen many reports, or is everyone keeping to themselves. If I should not be posting this stuff, hopefully someone will let me know.

Been wondering the same thing. Should we still post recent visits?

Been reading some illiterate and shady posts.

Quick Poll Please

[Pcpc1688]

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I enjoy my work........A highly accomplished actress, fakes "O"s better than Meg Ryan.
Down-to-earth........Isn't high.
Energetic ........Is high.
Discreet ........Too disorganized to keep your personal information.
Outcall only ........Has a car, lives in a motel.
Incall only........Doesn't have a car, lives in a motel.
BBW...........Pick a fold, any fold.
I answer my phone ........No computer.
E-mail me only ........ No phone.
Fill out my online booking form........ You will never get an appointment, ever.
Punctual........+/- 2 hours.
Educated........5 years of high school.
Wants to spend time getting to know you........Kills as much of the hour as possible with idle chit-chat.
Appreciates tips........$200 for a no-touch dance, $300 more for FS.
Girl-next-door..........Has a face like a basset hound.
Mature.............Take her photo, add 15 years.
Classy..........Washes.
University Educated.......... Bartending School.
Sensitive..........Doesn't laugh at you to your face.
Loves meeting new people..........She needs the money.
Lingerie available..........BYO, she'll be more than happy to wear it.
Sensual..........Turns the TV off.
Referrals required..........Wants to gauge how skanky you really are.
Deposit required..........Primadonna.
Sophisticated..........Stops the action to take cell phone calls.
Blonde..........Bad dye job.
Redhead..........Wig.
Couples welcome..........At least women usually wash.
Can bring a friend..........Anything to get you off faster.
Smoker..........6 packs a day.
Non-Smoker..........2 packs a day.
Doesn't do drugs..........That happens after the session.
Face obscured on site for privacy..........Butt ugly.
Elegant Dinner Companion..........A free meal is always nice.
Tight butt..........No hips, ass looks like 14 year old boy.
B cup ..........BB's on a breadboard.
C cup..........B cup.
D cup..........C cup.
DD cup..........Fat.
115..........140.
125..........150.
135..........160.
140+..........A house.
New pics on site..........Reviewers slammed her for dated pics.
I only take 1 appointment per day..........The other 5 are just friends.
My car broke down..........She has better things to do.
My email crashed, I lost everything..........She has better things to do for the next week.
Retirement..........She met a BF who doesn't like her job.
Coming out of retirement..........She was dumped.
Holiday Specials..........Kids need winter clothes.
Light Domination..........You don't want FS? All the better.
If you seek a onetime experience, look elsewhere..........look elsewhere.
Nice apartment..........Doesn't live in a motel.
A few piercings..........Face and bod look like a pin cushion.
A few tats..........More ink than bare skin.
Very accommodating..........Speaks greek if you are less than 6", $100 extra.
Now independent............Too flaky even for the agency.
Genuine pics...........Just not of her.
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