Massage Parlor Reports

**StarsTunna** · 08-21-20 20:44

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I think the silence on this board is deafening. The fucken AMP and massage sitch in general on the west side is as risible as watching the chess finale at a memory care ward. Goldfinger seems to be closed tighter than the newest prostitute on Figueroa who is a 20 year old goddess doing BBFS with MSOG and cleans you up with her tongue for 70 dollars (see the review on SW reports). If I see one more review of some dude fucking ms. America at Chen's I will throw my laptop into the ocean.

What seems to be open is the mediocre shop at 1874. From maps of rub, it appears that you do not need to call ahead, you can wear a useless gaiter as a face mask but you do not have to wash your hands or get temped, and there is a surfeit of 29-68 year old chines woman jerking guys off. Except for one loser who apparently got nothing.

So I just walk in through the back. Note that the front door on west wood is cracked open?

The back door is open and the metal screen door is open, so no ding a ling doorbell.

I walk in and the high security door chime signals to two workers to poke their head out. A willowy asian gal in a surgical mask. She was in the middle of a craniotomy I guess. Beckons me in. She looks ok and asks if I want half an hour. I then get on my soapbox and discuss why the paradigm shift of cheap oil available through fracking has affected the middle east geopolitical and that I need at least an hour to cross the stargate. She says 45 minutes and I giver her a 50. I did not get any change. I think 45 min is 45 dollars.

I get in to the first room. I will call it room 1. It has a screen showing a bevy of cameras with more cameras than roach brigages in ron Jeremy's apartment. They have cams outside, into the DNC, into cardi b's pussy, unreal.

Anyhow, I lower my neck mask down and go face down.

In come the willowy mamasan and she is my worker. She is Asian, slim, in black yoga type pants and blouse showing an acceptable collar bone and hinting at some small tits. She asks hard or medium and does a useless massage on my back with the towel. She then takes off the towel and executes a nearly flawless pincer type feather touch movement on my balls and ass. This was good.

She gets a hot towel after nearly tickling my sack so hardcore it offers to tip her.

I turn over and I get her name (it is really not that hard. You can ask "what is your name" and then you get the gal's name), it is anna.

Like I said, she is decent. Her age could be anywhere from 35 to 65. She is not a granny. Her body is decent and she allows "over the clothes action" - I was in heaven! Nothing more exciting than feeling a girls ass on her pants.

On the flip, it was now 837 and we started at 815, she did a lovely slow stroke with some butt play (the gals at goldfinger make her look like a piker, her play was quite tame) and attention to balls. She has a pooch but otherwise firm and maybe next time she will take off some clothes and let me do anal.

Around 855 I figured it was time to avoid an incident for going over time. Oh, and who are the fookers walking in this place and carrying on like it is a fucken Starbucks? I thought I was going to be barged in on. L let it loose. She stated that it took a long time.

She cleaned me up very well.

I tipped her 70 because she was comparable to the girl on Figueroa that does an MSOG BBFS session for 70 dollars (but oddly enough has no phone?

I would go back to this place and see Anna. I would have liked her to take the mask off, but I am sure a vaccine is right around the corner and that will happen soon.

I read that to see what the scene was like in this city, and I was like maybe I'm wasting my time trying to get a massage. A few posts before that someone said that same street is the most likely to get you in any law troubles. Girls seem to have more attitude / entitlement here, so figured parlor would be the safe bet.

**StarsTunna** · 08-21-20 20:39

Originally Posted by KmpChaser [View Original Post]

What was she asking for tips? And you got the number from the door man? It isn't the 310-664-xxxx number?

No, that number is not what I got. If that is from online maybe it's old. This board does seem quiet despite all the parlors on maps. I'll say that maybe things are quiet because I went in for a discount. Then again I am not afraid of rejection, since it will just save me money. I don't agree with full amounts for someone I don't know, especially since service can be lackluster for something you would think would be the easiest job. Just get into it and no attitude, but of course girls are complicated and backwards more often then not.

I will be trying parlors, but if you guys have any go to's the info would be greatly appreciated!

**The Camel** · 08-21-20 17:03

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I think the silence on this board is deafening. The fucken AMP and massage sitch in general on the west side is as risible as watching the chess finale at a memory care ward. Goldfinger seems to be closed tighter than the newest prostitute on Figueroa who is a 20 year old goddess doing BBFS with MSOG and cleans you up with her tongue for 70 dollars (see the review on SW reports). If I see one more review of some dude fucking ms. America at Chen's I will throw my laptop into the ocean.

What seems to be open is the mediocre shop at 1874. From maps of rub, it appears that you do not need to call ahead, you can wear a useless gaiter as a face mask but you do not have to wash your hands or get temped, and there is a surfeit of 29-68 year old chines woman jerking guys off. Except for one loser who apparently got nothing.

Nice! Seems worth a visit for my often modest requirements for a sweet time on the inexpensive side, even if a person has to travel to and deal with the intolerable jungle of West L. A. FWIW, the Maps of Rub lists the hourly house fee at $50 and 30 minutes at $40. Anna may be new or they just play the Name Game here - 3 pages of reviews are indexed on Maps of Rub going back several years and not one Anna. Closest is a Nana who has a couple of reviews in 2018. Unfortunately I couldn't read any of those reviews as I am not a paying member of that site during most pandemics and even some epidemics.

**PriscillaM** · 08-21-20 10:01

I think the silence on this board is deafening. The fucken AMP and massage sitch in general on the west side is as risible as watching the chess finale at a memory care ward. Goldfinger seems to be closed tighter than the newest prostitute on Figueroa who is a 20 year old goddess doing BBFS with MSOG and cleans you up with her tongue for 70 dollars (see the review on SW reports). If I see one more review of some dude fucking ms. America at Chen's I will throw my laptop into the ocean.

What seems to be open is the mediocre shop at 1874. From maps of rub, it appears that you do not need to call ahead, you can wear a useless gaiter as a face mask but you do not have to wash your hands or get temped, and there is a surfeit of 29-68 year old chines woman jerking guys off. Except for one loser who apparently got nothing.

So I just walk in through the back. Note that the front door on west wood is cracked open?

The back door is open and the metal screen door is open, so no ding a ling doorbell.

I walk in and the high security door chime signals to two workers to poke their head out. A willowy asian gal in a surgical mask. She was in the middle of a craniotomy I guess. Beckons me in. She looks ok and asks if I want half an hour. I then get on my soapbox and discuss why the paradigm shift of cheap oil available through fracking has affected the middle east geopolitical and that I need at least an hour to cross the stargate. She says 45 minutes and I giver her a 50. I did not get any change. I think 45 min is 45 dollars.

I get in to the first room. I will call it room 1. It has a screen showing a bevy of cameras with more cameras than roach brigages in ron Jeremy's apartment. They have cams outside, into the DNC, into cardi b's pussy, unreal.

Anyhow, I lower my neck mask down and go face down.

In come the willowy mamasan and she is my worker. She is Asian, slim, in black yoga type pants and blouse showing an acceptable collar bone and hinting at some small tits. She asks hard or medium and does a useless massage on my back with the towel. She then takes off the towel and executes a nearly flawless pincer type feather touch movement on my balls and ass. This was good.

She gets a hot towel after nearly tickling my sack so hardcore it offers to tip her.

I turn over and I get her name (it is really not that hard. You can ask "what is your name" and then you get the gal's name), it is anna.

Like I said, she is decent. Her age could be anywhere from 35 to 65. She is not a granny. Her body is decent and she allows "over the clothes action" - I was in heaven! Nothing more exciting than feeling a girls ass on her pants.

On the flip, it was now 837 and we started at 815, she did a lovely slow stroke with some butt play (the gals at goldfinger make her look like a piker, her play was quite tame) and attention to balls. She has a pooch but otherwise firm and maybe next time she will take off some clothes and let me do anal.

Around 855 I figured it was time to avoid an incident for going over time. Oh, and who are the fookers walking in this place and carrying on like it is a fucken Starbucks? I thought I was going to be barged in on. L let it loose. She stated that it took a long time.

She cleaned me up very well.

I tipped her 70 because she was comparable to the girl on Figueroa that does an MSOG BBFS session for 70 dollars (but oddly enough has no phone?

I would go back to this place and see Anna. I would have liked her to take the mask off, but I am sure a vaccine is right around the corner and that will happen soon.

**Kmp Chaser** · 08-20-20 19:25

Originally Posted by StarsTunna [View Original Post]

Looking for parlors near east la or downtown area. Tried out A1 and got Alejandra since I don't know who to ask for yet. If you're just looking for something quick I suppose she will be okay, but I'll say her service is very mechanical compared to what I'm used to. The house fee is also pretty low, which is good. Her rates are standard for LA I suppose, but she's literally stopping every couple minutes to wipe herself with alcohol wipes. Even the dang protection removing all the lubricant from it.

I got the number from the door man, which I assume is normal in Cali. It's usually all women in my own experience. If I go again I will call ahead to try someone else out. Until then I will try for a better parlor

What was she asking for tips? And you got the number from the door man? It isn't the 310-664-xxxx number?

**StarsTunna** · 08-20-20 17:16

Looking for parlors near east la or downtown area. Tried out A1 and got Alejandra since I don't know who to ask for yet. If you're just looking for something quick I suppose she will be okay, but I'll say her service is very mechanical compared to what I'm used to. The house fee is also pretty low, which is good. Her rates are standard for LA I suppose, but she's literally stopping every couple minutes to wipe herself with alcohol wipes. Even the dang protection removing all the lubricant from it.

I got the number from the door man, which I assume is normal in Cali. It's usually all women in my own experience. If I go again I will call ahead to try someone else out. Until then I will try for a better parlor.

**JohnHada** · 08-17-20 16:43

Does anyone know if vietnamese annie at eco is apples friend; cute petite girl with tatoo on right thigh?

Please let me know or PM me.

**StarsTunna** · 08-15-20 12:32

Originally Posted by Mvmvm [View Original Post]

This is the most reliable site of all.

Thanks, wasn't sure if things were different out here. From reading the forums it does look like girls have more attitude out here though. Specifically the escorts.

**Mvmvm** · 08-15-20 02:51

Originally Posted by StarsTunna [View Original Post]

In LA do you guys just use rubmaps to find places or is there another more reliable site that you guys use?

This is the most reliable site of all.

**StarsTunna** · 08-15-20 00:13

In LA do you guys just use rubmaps to find places or is there another more reliable site that you guys use?

**JohnHada** · 08-14-20 11:41

Does anyone have a great experience at MOR in Lomita that you can share? They have all latinas.

**Hadez** · 08-13-20 20:48

Originally Posted by Jbjb1983 [View Original Post]

This place is on Manchester near Central. Hott Latina met me outside the place which looks like a massage parlor. It's a small shack next to a notel. Jessica was my massage girl. Nice shaved pussy and nice tits, she rubbed my cock and balls and gives me a CBJ, she gives a pretty good BJ. She sits on my cock in reverse CG and makes some nice moans and some nice dirty talk. I ask for standing doggy and finish off in that position. Cheapest session for only. 8 I have had for cfs.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eles/53070320/

80 total? Was there a house fee?

**SFVsag** · 08-13-20 14:40

Originally Posted by Unlucky13 [View Original Post]

First search result for "w7 therapy" on Google. Come on man, just a little effort

What you put between those quotation marks is more information than any 3 other posts. Googling is only as good as having complete names of businesses. Not acronyms. Not vague descriptions of nearby landmarks.