Massage Parlor Reports

[Big Daddy Don]

Looks like a good thing I did not venture to Kinja yesterday evening by BSR's report!!

I did get out to Sakura. wasn't busy so I got the line up. Tammy, Michelle and ?. Michelle looked cute but tired. I picked Tammy since she looked eager to go. Very bouncy and energenic, led me around by "Little Daddy" and kept calling him "little brother". Comical but fun. Proper table shower. Nice massage for a FS. No AR though, just a little tickle with the finger then flip. Very playful during start moving to an overenthusiastic CBJ on to DATY. That's when she went crazy. She was very responsive to the tounge and really seemed to like it. Mish for finish. I wish the tables were bigger!

I know I should RTFF but what is the breakdown of the rating system again?

looks = 7
attitude= 9
body= 7 (I like little waif types. She was thick, not fat with big breasts)
Performance= 7 (only because of lack of AR)

On my way home, I still felt the need for a good rub down though. I figured a little helping hand for the end would be nice for that little extra drain too. I stopped by A-Plus. Lisa answered the door. Very pretty girl with ideal build. No TS, great massage. Good and relaxed for the flip. Popped her top but that was as far as she would go. Extra lube for a very pleasant HJ. It was what I expected. I had been there before and actually got the best HJ I ever got at an AMP. Funny though, she looked very expectant when I pulled out some bills. I peeled off the standard .6 and pocketed the rest. Looked like she was going to say something but I just smiled. She knew the standard rate, laughed and gave me a peck on the cheek.

No real rating since it was only and HJ place, just pretty girl and relaxing massage.

[Benchseats Rock]

Cops are at Kinja and busting the place.
This is a real time report.


Forewarned is Forearmed.



Benchseats Rock


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[Benchseats Rock]

Policemen are notoriously bad spellers with horrid diction. Frankly I am amazed they can post here, much less log in.

If you really want to be amazed, you should have a look at their forum.

[Benefactor9]

Policemen are notoriously bad spellers with horrid diction. Frankly I am amazed they can post here, much less log in.

[Jkimva]

Has anyone else been venturing out? I have not seen many reports, or is everyone keeping to themselves. If I should not be posting this stuff, hopefully someone will let me know.

Been wondering the same thing. Should we still post recent visits?

Been reading some illiterate and shady posts.

Quick Poll Please

[Pcpc1688]

Enjoy,

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ESCORT AD DECODER ---- Here's a little Humor
Reply to: pers-258345356@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-05, 8:22PM PST


ESCORT ADVERTISEMENT AND WEBSITE DECODER.

Ultimate GFE........ Has a good imagination
I enjoy my work........A highly accomplished actress, fakes "O"s better than Meg Ryan.
Down-to-earth........Isn't high.
Energetic ........Is high.
Discreet ........Too disorganized to keep your personal information.
Outcall only ........Has a car, lives in a motel.
Incall only........Doesn't have a car, lives in a motel.
BBW...........Pick a fold, any fold.
I answer my phone ........No computer.
E-mail me only ........ No phone.
Fill out my online booking form........ You will never get an appointment, ever.
Punctual........+/- 2 hours.
Educated........5 years of high school.
Wants to spend time getting to know you........Kills as much of the hour as possible with idle chit-chat.
Appreciates tips........$200 for a no-touch dance, $300 more for FS.
Girl-next-door..........Has a face like a basset hound.
Mature.............Take her photo, add 15 years.
Classy..........Washes.
University Educated.......... Bartending School.
Sensitive..........Doesn't laugh at you to your face.
Loves meeting new people..........She needs the money.
Lingerie available..........BYO, she'll be more than happy to wear it.
Sensual..........Turns the TV off.
Referrals required..........Wants to gauge how skanky you really are.
Deposit required..........Primadonna.
Sophisticated..........Stops the action to take cell phone calls.
Blonde..........Bad dye job.
Redhead..........Wig.
Couples welcome..........At least women usually wash.
Can bring a friend..........Anything to get you off faster.
Smoker..........6 packs a day.
Non-Smoker..........2 packs a day.
Doesn't do drugs..........That happens after the session.
Face obscured on site for privacy..........Butt ugly.
Elegant Dinner Companion..........A free meal is always nice.
Tight butt..........No hips, ass looks like 14 year old boy.
B cup ..........BB's on a breadboard.
C cup..........B cup.
D cup..........C cup.
DD cup..........Fat.
115..........140.
125..........150.
135..........160.
140+..........A house.
New pics on site..........Reviewers slammed her for dated pics.
I only take 1 appointment per day..........The other 5 are just friends.
My car broke down..........She has better things to do.
My email crashed, I lost everything..........She has better things to do for the next week.
Retirement..........She met a BF who doesn't like her job.
Coming out of retirement..........She was dumped.
Holiday Specials..........Kids need winter clothes.
Light Domination..........You don't want FS? All the better.
If you seek a onetime experience, look elsewhere..........look elsewhere.
Nice apartment..........Doesn't live in a motel.
A few piercings..........Face and bod look like a pin cushion.
A few tats..........More ink than bare skin.
Very accommodating..........Speaks greek if you are less than 6", $100 extra.
Now independent............Too flaky even for the agency.
Genuine pics...........Just not of her.
34-23-34.................. 34-32-40


pc out

[Fatpig]

Hmmmmmm. Instead of VIP cards maybe the AMPs should offer Metro Fare Cards?

Why not pass out pepples. One pepple gets you basic massage, more opens the menu.

[I had this was funny thought, would this work. hmm]

[Fatpig]

Had to get some relaxation during the playoffs today. Decided to give summy a chance again and WOW. Still will give 5 for looks. TS was warm and got the right spots. Asked for light massage and was sensual. Got some nice AR. asked if I like and I said hell ya. On the flip she started the flirts and talking like I am so beautiful, ya ya ya. Your stil gonna get the standard tip. I love those fat nipples for sure. Koreans have the best in the world. WHOA.

I never seen anyone else in there so maybe will ask next time.

[Jake Jj 1492]

Maybe we should start wearing t-shirts that say "My Bawdy, My Choice"

Well, they could, but, we don't live in a police state - yet. I doubt that it's worth their time. There is enough business there that they have lots of options for folks to stop. Of course, they are supposed to have probably cause. Of course, leaving a suspected "bawdy house", might be probably cause enough.

[Saiyen]

Visited **** (senior mongers can PM for name..Old spot change of names and new mamasan) again and saw Erica... She didn't recognize me even though I saw her 3 weeks ago. Not surprising I guess there are plenty of balding fat mongers going there. lol

I felt this was a less GFE.. No kissing just pecks on the lips. TS was ok and massage was non existant, or really really weak massage I should say. A little neck rub and then on to the DATY whic was good. I think it was late so she may have been tired. Cowgirl & missionary was it. Nothing spectacular. Although she did say that she worked Christmas & NYE so I guess that could be the reason for lack of energy.

I would give overall experience a 5.

Looks I will say the body was thin but the face not that cute so overall 6.0
Attitude 6.5
Service 5
Overall 5.5

I will say this place generally has great service and sexy ass girls.

[Drew Park]

I took full advantage of transit services to get to the door...

Hmmmmmm. Instead of VIP cards maybe the AMPs should offer Metro Fare Cards?

[Friendly1]

Well, using the bus is one way to get around, but LE could stilll harass you at the bus stop while waiting for the bus after you've left.

Good to know Sakura is still open.

Well, they could, but, we don't live in a police state - yet. I doubt that it's worth their time. There is enough business there that they have lots of options for folks to stop. Of course, they are supposed to have probably cause. Of course, leaving a suspected "bawdy house", might be probably cause enough.

[Seva Lurker]

Well, using the bus is one way to get around, but LE could stilll harass you at the bus stop while waiting for the bus after you've left.

Good to know Sakura is still open.

[Friendly1]

Well, MV, that's a creative way to keep from getting pulled over. Of course, if you are there during a raid, it's a different story.

[Saiyen]

BTW, I took full advantage of transit services to get to the door...lets see LE have the balls to pull a bus over.

MnV

LMAO. Good one.