Massage Parlor Reports

[LostInDetroit]

I went last week to SWB and had Teany (think spelling is incorrect) best massage from a AMP in a long time prostate massage with lot of teasing before the flip. Allowing utc roaming, HJ returned back to massage and a second attempt for a second HJ. Left quite pleased.

Thanks for the report S. Jennie sounds like a lot fun. Did she give a decent massage as well in addition to the extras? Might have to go check her out soon. Also, does anyone know if the house fee went up after COVID? I think the last time I was there before COVID (January-ish) the fee increased from. 7 to. 8 for an hour.

[BigBoy 92]

So you cater to her extensive procedures, get 'lucky' that you 'might' meet her standards, she responds, then she ghosts you? And you're heartbroken? I hope your post is riddled with sarcasm that I can't see, because I'm concerned for you brother. Take a look at her picture- she's no supermodel and definitely not worth jumping through hoops to get at.

Furthermore: You realize she works for you, don't you?

The approach, demands, and heartbreak sounds too much like a relationship to me. I'm on this forum trying to avoid that relationship shit, not feeling heartbreak that some sex worker / massage hooker won't suck my dick

It definitely was on the line of sarcasm. Just was a way to say too bad it didn't work out for me. But I didn't loose any sleep over it, found another dream girl had a nice dream & moved on.

Stay safe out there brother.

[TugHunter]

So I followed the procedure & I got a response back saying Wrong Number! And when asked about the ad that person pretended they had no idea how to bring it down! Heart broken, dreams shattered.

So you cater to her extensive procedures, get 'lucky' that you 'might' meet her standards, she responds, then she ghosts you? And you're heartbroken? I hope your post is riddled with sarcasm that I can't see, because I'm concerned for you brother. Take a look at her picture- she's no supermodel and definitely not worth jumping through hoops to get at.

Furthermore: You realize she works for you, don't you?

The approach, demands, and heartbreak sounds too much like a relationship to me. I'm on this forum trying to avoid that relationship shit, not feeling heartbreak that some sex worker / massage hooker won't suck my dick.

[Novi123]

I went last week to SWB and had Teany (think spelling is incorrect) best massage from a AMP in a long time prostate massage with lot of teasing before the flip. Allowing utc roaming, HJ returned back to massage and a second attempt for a second HJ. Left quite pleased.

Prostate with penetration?

[HeeJung47]

I went last week to SWB and had Teany (think spelling is incorrect) best massage from a AMP in a long time prostate massage with lot of teasing before the flip. Allowing utc roaming, HJ returned back to massage and a second attempt for a second HJ. Left quite pleased.

Her name is Jennie, bad Asian accent, LOL.

[STime]

If memory serves me right, I'm pretty sure HeeJung mentioned that some new ladies are working at SWB now. Has anyone been there recently? If so, any reports to share? PM's are always fine as well. If they're no longer there, does anyone know who's working at Famous currently? Thinking about maybe taking a trip to visit one of them sometime next week.

I went last week to SWB and had Teany (think spelling is incorrect) best massage from a AMP in a long time prostate massage with lot of teasing before the flip. Allowing utc roaming, HJ returned back to massage and a second attempt for a second HJ. Left quite pleased.

[HeeJung47]

If memory serves me right, I'm pretty sure HeeJung mentioned that some new ladies are working at SWB now. Has anyone been there recently? If so, any reports to share? PM's are always fine as well. If they're no longer there, does anyone know who's working at Famous currently? Thinking about maybe taking a trip to visit one of them sometime next week.

Its the same 3 girls at Famous. Candy, Linda, and Yoko.

[Novi123]

So I followed the procedure & I got a response back saying Wrong Number! And when asked about the ad that person pretended they had no idea how to bring it down! Heart broken, dreams shattered.

I wonder why she's so picky.

[SlightlyHere]

Is this a promo post? If I'm lucky, she might respond to me and I will give her double the donation while being fit and fun and not ask any questions. Ya, sure, count me in.

TBH, I was just paranoid as shit about it being LE and kept it all clean as can be to not get busted, so I didn't want to talk about anything. And I think she was paranoid too.

Pretty ballsy to post to craigslist, IMO.

[IAmNotMe]

You are right on with Melon, but this review should of been in the Toledo section. Yuli (who is actually Julie) is a young hottie with a pretty face and sexy body. You has sha-sha, who is a very friendly girl and just arrived there last week. I recommend Julie though. Its not easy to find younger hotties nowadays and she is one.

When I called to schedule my appointment I said I wanted Yuli. When I got there and put in a room a hottie came in but I don't think it was her because of her age. I think she was just checking me to make sure I'm ok. sha-sha was great and I'd repeat for sure but now I know to ask for Julie and not Yuli thanks to you. I appreciate the correction. The reason I posted Melon in the Detroit thread is because of my original question a few reports prior.

[BigBoy 92]

I TOFTT and, after a lot of trying, finally met her. She's very, VERY picky, and extremely careful who she meets, but it was worth it. If you're an in shape guy, who doesn't need to speak a lot about things up front, you can make it happen. Here's how. Call, leave a voice mail for an appointment for massage, describe yourself physically, sound fun. Keep it totally clean. Keep all texts clean. No negotiations. Follow up the call with a text, mentioning the call. If you're lucky, you'll get a text back, and an appointment time. It may take a couple tries.

When you see her, put down DOUBLE donation on the table (- $$. 5). Don't talk about any services or use street language familiar with the trade, and let it happen.

Totally worth it. Will be going back.

So I followed the procedure & I got a response back saying Wrong Number! And when asked about the ad that person pretended they had no idea how to bring it down! Heart broken, dreams shattered.

[IAmNotMe]

What was the total damage?

Two bills=$$.

[DatFigga55]

My MO: I don't bother with any of the local "will she or won't she" type places, as I view that as a complete waste of time. I would rather drive a couple hours round trip for the sure thing. The only local sure thing I know of right now is Saigon. So here are some reports over the past month or so.

Saigon:

Didn't have a great experience there, on a whim I decided to walk in, and would have been OK if they turned me away. Tiffany opened the door, showed me to a room, and soon after Haley came in. I've seen Tiffany and others many times in the past, but hadn't seen Haley yet. Was not impressed. Decent looks and body not great, massage was OK, CFS was weak as hell with a ton of complaining (tired, etc.), kept trying to switch to HJ, absolutely terrible. Won't repeat with her. I told Tiff on my way out the door I doubt I will ever be back. Too bad.

Lucky Spa in Jackson:

Yeah, I know. This belongs on the Jackson board. Go ahead and tell me anyway. Tell me what a waste of time it is for you to read this review because it's Jackson and not Detroit. Can't wait. Better yet, just stop reading right now. For everyone else, this place is legendary. Mikki is your girl and my best description of this place is that it's the closest thing compared to M1 I've ever been to. It's even more M1-like than M1. This girl is absolutely crazy. In a good way. It's a hike but I had the time and man was it worth it. More than worth it. Been making this jaunt once a week for 3-4 weeks now. Highly recommend for anyone that was a regular at M1.

Melon Spa in Toledo:

Same rant as above. You don't like this on the Detroit board, don't read it. I reviewed this one already, have repeated 2 more times and had the same experience with Yuli. Young, cute girl, tight body, CBJ, CFS. Will keep repeating.

DM me for donation info as I no longer post that in reviews due to "cost shamers". You know, there's always that guy "why did you pay that? I only paid this!" blah blah blah. I really don't care what you paid only so far as how it helps me, which it won't.

Have fun.

What was the damage for Mikki and Melon Spa?

[DatFigga55]

Thanks again for your advice and help. No street walkers for me but I read the escort thread everyday like I do the massage thread and it's all the strung out girls with pimps and shady notels that keeps me away. I like the AMP's but M1's not in an area I want to park my vehicle. I ended up going to Melon and I'm glad I did. If you haven't tried it, I recommend it. I've never been to M1 but I've been reading about it for years and I think Melon might be similar to M1 but in a decent neighborhood right off 75 and It's nice inside and probably the best dt CBJ with both my nips tugged at the same time. It was similar to a 4 hand experience. I was offered more but I wanted to enjoy the view. Sasha was pretty talented. I went to Melon because of report #17570 and I scheduled with Yuli but when I got there and mamma took me to my room a hottie came in who claimed to be Yuli but she wasn't young like the review said so I don't think it was her. She acted like she's seen me before and started handling my goods before I even started to undress to get my motor started and maybe to make sure I wasn't LEO. I was offered a shower and 4 hand and I declined both. She asked if I wouldn't mind if she sent someone else to the room and I said it's ok as long as she's hot like her. Sasha came in and she was a little larger than I'm used to but she had a nice rack, decent ass and beautiful eyes. After the flip she disrobed and she was put together nicely. I was pleased with what I saw. 2 bills was my total that included house fee and I'm going to start going there on the regular if the AMP's here don't step up their game a little. No need for any pm's unless it's from someone who's helped me out before or it's from someone I've helped out before. I've said everything here. Google "Melon Spa Toledo" if you need a link. Temperature check and hand sanitize when you get In the door and mask wearing most of the visit.

What was the total damage?

[MagnifiRod]

Is this a promo post? If I'm lucky, she might respond to me and I will give her double the donation while being fit and fun and not ask any questions. Ya, sure, count me in.

I TOFTT and, after a lot of trying, finally met her. She's very, VERY picky, and extremely careful who she meets, but it was worth it. If you're an in shape guy, who doesn't need to speak a lot about things up front, you can make it happen. Here's how. Call, leave a voice mail for an appointment for massage, describe yourself physically, sound fun. Keep it totally clean. Keep all texts clean. No negotiations. Follow up the call with a text, mentioning the call. If you're lucky, you'll get a text back, and an appointment time. It may take a couple tries.

When you see her, put down DOUBLE donation on the table (- $$. 5). Don't talk about any services or use street language familiar with the trade, and let it happen.

Totally worth it. Will be going back.