Massage Parlor Reports

**IAmNotMe** · 08-15-20 12:42

With all this face mask wearing lately, which AMP still provides a CBJ and who to ask for?

**Eaton Beaver** · 08-15-20 12:27

Originally Posted by Novi123 [View Original Post]

I hate to ask, but does anyone have a recent-ish pic of the infamous downriver nuru lady? Pms are okay, I just need to make sure I could handle it LOL.

Never saw a pic of her. If you can stomach the typical Korean AMP lady, then you won't have any problem. Just close your eyes and let her do her thing. She has skills.

**Wally2822** · 08-15-20 08:38

Originally Posted by TullyBlanchard [View Original Post]

Made an appointment with Roseanne today. She's been reviewed here before but not recently. Big older gal, doesn't move around very well. Started the appointment with a little interview about my medical history before we adjourned to the massage room. Had me get under a sheet and a blanket. From prior reviews, it seems like she goes back and forth with regards to extras. I did my best to imply what I wanted during the massage: when she rubbed the gluts and thighs I was made sure to moan and grind into her hands. On the flip she worked my legs some more but kept the covers on with only my leg exposed. I had my hand on the opposite side under the sheet and I was slowly pulling the covers off with every glide of her hands until the stiff one eye was exposed. She then covered me up and moved to the other leg and we started this dance over again. Never made any attempt to pet my pecker.

70 minutes for $70 - decent massage at least.

Saw her last year. Terrible experience overall.

**TeeTime69** · 08-15-20 06:25

Heard she requires you to ask for extras as you schedule.

Fees are then higher. Simply won't change menu once you are in the room.

Originally Posted by TullyBlanchard [View Original Post]

Made an appointment with Roseanne today. She's been reviewed here before but not recently. Big older gal, doesn't move around very well. Started the appointment with a little interview about my medical history before we adjourned to the massage room. Had me get under a sheet and a blanket. From prior reviews, it seems like she goes back and forth with regards to extras. I did my best to imply what I wanted during the massage: when she rubbed the gluts and thighs I was made sure to moan and grind into her hands. On the flip she worked my legs some more but kept the covers on with only my leg exposed. I had my hand on the opposite side under the sheet and I was slowly pulling the covers off with every glide of her hands until the stiff one eye was exposed. She then covered me up and moved to the other leg and we started this dance over again. Never made any attempt to pet my pecker.

70 minutes for $70 - decent massage at least.

**Novi123** · 08-15-20 03:51

Originally Posted by Softailrider [View Original Post]

I didn't say Ferndale was elite, not elite, affluent, not affluent or the place to be or anything like that. I said Ferndale's housing values were high. If you want to buy a 1920's frame bungalow you can find a less expensive one in other cities. As far as bordering Detroit making it an "elite city" killer There are parts of Grosse Point that also border Detroit (I know the housing in Grosse Point is way different) Some people may clamor to live there. To each his own, I like a lot of green space, A secure area, and living near where I play golf and work. That's basically my only criteria.

In my experience quality of a city is very different than wealth of one.

Originally Posted by DetroitBrian [View Original Post]

Thanks for the clarification, Road Head. I never mentioned 10 Mile & Meadowbrook, so I'm not sure where that came from. The address of the place is 26109 Novi Rd. The sign says Thai Massage & DDS. Spa. Right in between Lover's Lane and 90's Nails. I'm not sure what DDS means either, but there's no dental work going on in there.

It had been at least a year since I'd been there, when it was Asian Health or whatever. I never got FS at the other place. But it is available at this place, at least with the lady I saw. It wasn't great, and she's not great looking, but it was FS nonetheless.

I've gotten a few PMs on this. I'm happy to respond to active and contributing seniors. I read on one of the boards that LE is sending PMs and that there might be some way to track down the user when they respond. Not sure if that's true, but I'm not taking any chances. So please don't be offended if I don't respond to a PM.

Be careful out there.

If you got laid at a place on novi road outside of the walmart then you should buy a lotto ticket.

**Novi123** · 08-15-20 02:46

I hate to ask, but does anyone have a recent-ish pic of the infamous downriver nuru lady? Pms are okay, I just need to make sure I could handle it LOL.

Originally Posted by EatonBeaver [View Original Post]

The talent there is better than it used to be. Seemed to improve about the same time that the spas on Airport highway closed and the current Melon location became an AMP for the first time. Before that, it was all hags. Too bad the building is the same as it was 20 years ago. Melon is significantly cleaner and better equipped. The only time I get to Chang anymore is when I see more than one car in the lot at Melon. I've been seeing a very reliable indy since early this year and haven't needed to use my usual AMP backup when ghosted. I should have a visit anyway. I've been looking for an excuse to drive to Jackson. I drove through Warren when Mickey was working there, but was sicker than a dog that day and Warren was only half way to my destination.

What fun things are there to do in Jackson, other than the hobby?

**BeachGuy6** · 08-15-20 02:20

Originally Posted by FunStuff99 [View Original Post]

Located at a house in Redford. Sexy black masseuse but a total rip off. Should have thought with my big head but didn't. She has a menu when you get there with prices. Immediately I had thoughts of the tease massage places that keep popping up. Then I saw NURU so I was like well why not for $220 for an hour. I thought it was overpriced but I was liking what I saw. She massaged, poorly, for about 40 minutes face down then after had me flip up. She is wearing panties but is topless. Far, far cry from what I expected for NURU. Brushed against me with her breast maybe 4 times then jack hammered away. So. I paid $220 for poor massage and a very mediocre at best HJ. Then when getting ready to leave she pulls out another sign that says tipping is mandatory with a huge attitude. So I gave her another $20 so I could leave. For $240 I could have had so much better elsewhere. I don't think this is a YMMV. I think this is a disgruntle tease masseuse who realized she can make bank doing it on her own.

Stay away unless you like disappointment.

Thanks for the review.

**KeepItCummin31** · 08-14-20 17:57

After hearing about this place for the third time, I decided to give it a try myself. Rung the bell and was greeted by Mamasan. She took me to my room then sent in my masseuse. It was the chubby one that has been mentioned a few times (which is what drew me to this place bc I prefer thicker / chubbier over skinny spinners). Very easy going and friendly. I undressed and we headed for the shower table. Nice teasing during the shower. Afterward we headed back to the room for the massage. The massage was great, unrushed, relaxing and had more teasing than I've ever had. She told me to flip at the 30 min mark and asked what I wanted. I said everything. I gave her. 8 and $ for the extra. I guess that wasn't enough for everything. So instead she undressed and went for a CBJ with some finger play. Too expensive for my taste and for what I got but I still ended satisfied. After, she cleaned me up and continued with the rest of the massage. Overall I enjoyed the experience and will be returning as there aren't too many non spinner options around. Mona isn't my type of chubby but she'll do until I find someone with some nice shape to her.

Mona Lisa's Stats:

Tits- 8/10 natural C-cups.

Pussy- 8/10 shaved innie.

Ass- 2/10 flat and small.

Shape 4/10 chubby mid section but smaller lower half.

Face 5/10 kinda cute for an older masseuse.

Attitude 10/10 very nice and friendly.

**HungaryMan** · 08-14-20 17:23

Originally Posted by OrionSky [View Original Post]

Will lead you on and then ask for a deposit right before the appointment. Don't waste your time.

https://detroit.rubratings.com/187218

It is the area code of the phone number that is an easy clue to a scammer. At the very least suspect it as a scam.

**TullyBlanchard** · 08-14-20 17:09

Made an appointment with Roseanne today. She's been reviewed here before but not recently. Big older gal, doesn't move around very well. Started the appointment with a little interview about my medical history before we adjourned to the massage room. Had me get under a sheet and a blanket. From prior reviews, it seems like she goes back and forth with regards to extras. I did my best to imply what I wanted during the massage: when she rubbed the gluts and thighs I was made sure to moan and grind into her hands. On the flip she worked my legs some more but kept the covers on with only my leg exposed. I had my hand on the opposite side under the sheet and I was slowly pulling the covers off with every glide of her hands until the stiff one eye was exposed. She then covered me up and moved to the other leg and we started this dance over again. Never made any attempt to pet my pecker.

70 minutes for $70 - decent massage at least.

**Road Head** · 08-14-20 16:59

Originally Posted by NavDB [View Original Post]

Hello I'm not a regular, could I get the name of this place in Novi? PM me is fine too

Asian health center.

**Road Head** · 08-14-20 16:58

Originally Posted by LostInDetroit [View Original Post]

Hey Mongers! I have to head out of my usual area for work to the Flint area for some business for a client next week. I was thinking about leaving an hour earlier than normal and taking a small detour to check out some of the action around that way. Anyone have some suggestions for an actually good massage (and not a sub par rub) and HE (or even a little more on the extras side)? Any places to check out? Places to avoid? Anywhere with younger girls? I am also open to solo providers instead of the standard AMP. PM's are always fine if you are trying to avoid posting public suggestions. Thanks in advance gents! Stay safe out there.

There is a flint thread.

**SandersNut** · 08-14-20 16:08

Originally Posted by BramStroker [View Original Post]

I didn't know of anything else in that area.

Is there some other RO establishment that isn't the nearest one in Ferndale (Vietnam Nails)?

Not Royal Oak, Meant ferndale. Sorry about cornfusion.

**LostInDetroit** · 08-14-20 14:44

Hey Mongers! I have to head out of my usual area for work to the Flint area for some business for a client next week. I was thinking about leaving an hour earlier than normal and taking a small detour to check out some of the action around that way. Anyone have some suggestions for an actually good massage (and not a sub par rub) and HE (or even a little more on the extras side)? Any places to check out? Places to avoid? Anywhere with younger girls? I am also open to solo providers instead of the standard AMP. PM's are always fine if you are trying to avoid posting public suggestions. Thanks in advance gents! Stay safe out there.

**BramStroker** · 08-14-20 12:24

She colored her hair blonde recently. She is the thicker asian woman there. I don't know her other name. I've seen her since AMPs opened 1-2 months ago. Not sure if she left recently.

Originally Posted by Ecuyer [View Original Post]

Post is confuscating. There are currently no blond SP at Saigon. Heather is the only one that comes to mind and she hasn't been around in some time.