Massage Parlor Reports

[Jkimva]

Has anyone else been venturing out? I have not seen many reports, or is everyone keeping to themselves. If I should not be posting this stuff, hopefully someone will let me know.

Been wondering the same thing. Should we still post recent visits?

Been reading some illiterate and shady posts.

Quick Poll Please

[Pcpc1688]

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ESCORT AD DECODER ---- Here's a little Humor
Reply to: pers-258345356@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-05, 8:22PM PST


ESCORT ADVERTISEMENT AND WEBSITE DECODER.

Ultimate GFE........ Has a good imagination
I enjoy my work........A highly accomplished actress, fakes "O"s better than Meg Ryan.
Down-to-earth........Isn't high.
Energetic ........Is high.
Discreet ........Too disorganized to keep your personal information.
Outcall only ........Has a car, lives in a motel.
Incall only........Doesn't have a car, lives in a motel.
BBW...........Pick a fold, any fold.
I answer my phone ........No computer.
E-mail me only ........ No phone.
Fill out my online booking form........ You will never get an appointment, ever.
Punctual........+/- 2 hours.
Educated........5 years of high school.
Wants to spend time getting to know you........Kills as much of the hour as possible with idle chit-chat.
Appreciates tips........$200 for a no-touch dance, $300 more for FS.
Girl-next-door..........Has a face like a basset hound.
Mature.............Take her photo, add 15 years.
Classy..........Washes.
University Educated.......... Bartending School.
Sensitive..........Doesn't laugh at you to your face.
Loves meeting new people..........She needs the money.
Lingerie available..........BYO, she'll be more than happy to wear it.
Sensual..........Turns the TV off.
Referrals required..........Wants to gauge how skanky you really are.
Deposit required..........Primadonna.
Sophisticated..........Stops the action to take cell phone calls.
Blonde..........Bad dye job.
Redhead..........Wig.
Couples welcome..........At least women usually wash.
Can bring a friend..........Anything to get you off faster.
Smoker..........6 packs a day.
Non-Smoker..........2 packs a day.
Doesn't do drugs..........That happens after the session.
Face obscured on site for privacy..........Butt ugly.
Elegant Dinner Companion..........A free meal is always nice.
Tight butt..........No hips, ass looks like 14 year old boy.
B cup ..........BB's on a breadboard.
C cup..........B cup.
D cup..........C cup.
DD cup..........Fat.
115..........140.
125..........150.
135..........160.
140+..........A house.
New pics on site..........Reviewers slammed her for dated pics.
I only take 1 appointment per day..........The other 5 are just friends.
My car broke down..........She has better things to do.
My email crashed, I lost everything..........She has better things to do for the next week.
Retirement..........She met a BF who doesn't like her job.
Coming out of retirement..........She was dumped.
Holiday Specials..........Kids need winter clothes.
Light Domination..........You don't want FS? All the better.
If you seek a onetime experience, look elsewhere..........look elsewhere.
Nice apartment..........Doesn't live in a motel.
A few piercings..........Face and bod look like a pin cushion.
A few tats..........More ink than bare skin.
Very accommodating..........Speaks greek if you are less than 6", $100 extra.
Now independent............Too flaky even for the agency.
Genuine pics...........Just not of her.
34-23-34.................. 34-32-40


pc out

[Fatpig]

Hmmmmmm. Instead of VIP cards maybe the AMPs should offer Metro Fare Cards?

Why not pass out pepples. One pepple gets you basic massage, more opens the menu.

[I had this was funny thought, would this work. hmm]

[Fatpig]

Had to get some relaxation during the playoffs today. Decided to give summy a chance again and WOW. Still will give 5 for looks. TS was warm and got the right spots. Asked for light massage and was sensual. Got some nice AR. asked if I like and I said hell ya. On the flip she started the flirts and talking like I am so beautiful, ya ya ya. Your stil gonna get the standard tip. I love those fat nipples for sure. Koreans have the best in the world. WHOA.

I never seen anyone else in there so maybe will ask next time.

[Jake Jj 1492]

Maybe we should start wearing t-shirts that say "My Bawdy, My Choice"

Well, they could, but, we don't live in a police state - yet. I doubt that it's worth their time. There is enough business there that they have lots of options for folks to stop. Of course, they are supposed to have probably cause. Of course, leaving a suspected "bawdy house", might be probably cause enough.

[Saiyen]

Visited **** (senior mongers can PM for name..Old spot change of names and new mamasan) again and saw Erica... She didn't recognize me even though I saw her 3 weeks ago. Not surprising I guess there are plenty of balding fat mongers going there. lol

I felt this was a less GFE.. No kissing just pecks on the lips. TS was ok and massage was non existant, or really really weak massage I should say. A little neck rub and then on to the DATY whic was good. I think it was late so she may have been tired. Cowgirl & missionary was it. Nothing spectacular. Although she did say that she worked Christmas & NYE so I guess that could be the reason for lack of energy.

I would give overall experience a 5.

Looks I will say the body was thin but the face not that cute so overall 6.0
Attitude 6.5
Service 5
Overall 5.5

I will say this place generally has great service and sexy ass girls.

[Drew Park]

I took full advantage of transit services to get to the door...

Hmmmmmm. Instead of VIP cards maybe the AMPs should offer Metro Fare Cards?

[Friendly1]

Well, using the bus is one way to get around, but LE could stilll harass you at the bus stop while waiting for the bus after you've left.

Good to know Sakura is still open.

Well, they could, but, we don't live in a police state - yet. I doubt that it's worth their time. There is enough business there that they have lots of options for folks to stop. Of course, they are supposed to have probably cause. Of course, leaving a suspected "bawdy house", might be probably cause enough.

[Seva Lurker]

Well, using the bus is one way to get around, but LE could stilll harass you at the bus stop while waiting for the bus after you've left.

Good to know Sakura is still open.

[Friendly1]

Well, MV, that's a creative way to keep from getting pulled over. Of course, if you are there during a raid, it's a different story.

[Saiyen]

BTW, I took full advantage of transit services to get to the door...lets see LE have the balls to pull a bus over.

MnV

LMAO. Good one.

[MoonView]

Based on a good review I took a chance and headed over to Sakura today for a little rr.

Didn't have a formal request in, just let lady luck do her thing and I was not disappointed(PM for the details).

Though quite frankly, it's been awhile since I've hit the strip mall as these traffic stops have really taken a toll on me, making me even more paranoid then usual, every time the bell rang(and it rang a lot), I couldn't help but wonder...!!

BTW, I took full advantage of transit services to get to the door...lets see LE have the balls to pull a bus over.


Be safe out there,

MnV

[Kluvr]

I've been saying the same thing.

On another note, a few reliable sources tell me the typical room and board for the girls is 400 a week, not a deduction of tips. Barely a dent in those finances.

Zhuxi

Some of the other expenses they pay are pretty out there, e.g. $100-150 for transport to next working location, thank you tip to manager and kitchen mama when leaving ~$500-700, occasional trip to grocery store $300-350, a newbie paying $500/month for three months for a mattress and empty room in a managers home, $400+ for Ktaxi ride from Flushing to DC, trip to SC/NC/GA for fake id $3000-3500, having someone tweak their visa/passport $5000+, flight from Korea to Bristish Columbia and being snuck across the US border and a flight to DC via Atlanta, your guess is a good as mine, an unexpected day off $500 to the house, fee for money laundering of money back to Korea and/or points on any outstanding debts. But, I'd have to say being stuck pretty much 24/7 during a working stretch, not seeing family for a year or two at a stretch, and not having anything close to a normal life is probably the heaviest cost (IMHO).

[Mong678]

Well, even though I have been a little afraid to make my way back down South since I am back in the country, I decided I would call Sakura and see if my new favorite therapist Connie was working. Well, she was on "vacation" so I asked if Sue was available and I was happy to hear that she was.

I was hesitant to go in but after I sat and watched the parking lot to see if anything strange was going on, I headed on in for my appointment with Sue.

It was a weird time but a really good one. For starters, it was crazy busy for a Tuesday afternoon. I have never been there during the day but I figured it would not be busy. When I called to schedule, the bell was ringing and while I was there the bell rang four times.

The down side was that I was in and out in 30 minutes. Sue kept telling me that "we so busy, sorry" but I will say that she made it a great 30 minutes.

It started by Sue telling me that the hot water was not working so I could not have a TS but she would clean me off with cold water. When we got back, the water was hot so she had me lay down and as she rushed through the TS the water got cold and that was a little uncomfortable. Then she did something weird. She kept saying "I warm you up" and as she had me sit on the edge of the table she put her leg up over mine and all of a sudden it was warm! She gave me a little GS on my leg. She laughed and kept saying "GS, GS" and kept laughing. I'm not into that and thankfully we were at the TS. No big deal, just weird.

Anyway, in to a quick massage and then the flip. As before she had her tongue in all the right places and it was great. A little bit of everything, missionary, doggie and ended with no cover and COF.

Other than the short time, it was a good trip and I will look forward to seeing Sue again.

I am still a little leary but hopefully things calm down in a little while.

Has anyone else been venturing out? I have not seen many reports, or is everyone keeping to themselves. If I should not be posting this stuff, hopefully someone will let me know.

[Zhuxi]

Hmmm,
I'd suck off fat old ladies for 120k a year. Heh, might even enjoy it.

I've been saying the same thing.

On another note, a few reliable sources tell me the typical room and board for the girls is 400 a week, not a deduction of tips. Barely a dent in those finances.

Zhuxi