Massage Parlor Reports

[SnAppleMgfm]

I wonder if my process is actually 'normal', because I tend to treat it like a legit massage establishment. I walk in, pay for the 60 min massage, get naked, lay down and wait, she comes in does a crappy massage, 50/50% on whether they offer HE or DIY, 50/50% on utc touching, then they finish, walk out, I get dressed and leave a tip that I feel is appropriate on the table / nightstand usually under the light where they can immediately see it, say goodbye and leave.

Well one of the biggest things you're missing is talking to her. You connect a little, you get her comfortable to suggestions. Other than that, don't put the towel on, ask for soft pressure. I used to leave out money to show what I'm there for, but it often got looked over or tended to make the girls greedy and ask for more than usual. Since it didn't always guarantee HE, I stopped doing it and just hand tip over to girl after massage.

At this point, it's really figuring out which girls don't do HE as I've found most the spots around here to be hits.

[NoFearToTry]

This newerish place on 82 in the mini strip mall at 1120 is a place best to avoid, especially if she says her name is cindy.

Pay the house fee she takes me to a room, 50 for 30 min 60 for an hour. From the onset the massage was so weak I knew it was going to be a rush thing. Sprayed down with the alcohol, choke choke. So 10 to 15 minutes on my stomach she goes for the grab with her hand a few times and her fake moans. No hot towel to clean off the junk on my backside, goes right for the crazy upsell, no FS option, hits a 200 note for oral service, haha, not a chance, wants 100 for a HJ and get some tits in my face, not a chance, then 80 for a HJ, then 60 nope just finish this weak ass massage, she pops out a tit to entice me, nope not working I have played this game before. She says ok 40 for a HJ, no roam otc even as she places herself out of reach.

Wanted to rush me out in 40 , I'm like no I paid for an hour, she says its been an hour and comments my massage is really good, haha, uh no look the clock it was xxxx when I came in, does this annoying head massage and the only satisfaction I got was taking as much of that hour I could. She left the room way too many times I think she was cooking in the back.

So if you want to throw away a 100 bucks and get a lame ass weak shitty massage then cindy is your girl, there may be someone else here better but this girl aint it.

[Benson008]

I would rather decline and not tip if offered DYI. I can do that at home. . 4 for the HE. . 6-. 8 for BJ / CBJ. For FS I prefer not to exceed $$ total, entrance + tip. Anything more then that you can go to a provider with a mattress.

I am on board with Pdx503 and I never go for DIY. I would tell her she can do it better.

At a new place with no Intel, I would be like you in assuming it is legit and wait for her signals before doing anything more that maybe touching her legs. When I tip, I hand it to her on the way out. I don't negotiate but I reward extra effort. I never get in a discussion of finance for pleasures. If I decline a DIY and she does not take appropriate action I will tip $20.

[Pdx503]

Long time lurker, and coming back to the hobby after about a year break. I originally stumbled into all of this after finding a nice ad for an independent Asian massage place on Craigslist back when they allowed ads. Not even sure if the HE's really existed in the world, I went and the lady knew it was my first time and was very accommodating and a bit more blunt on the rubbing and 'you like? You want?' on the flip. Then I realized this is real and amazing. Went to her for a year until she got pregnant and retired from the business. Then went on a bender for the next several months visiting all the Asian places on the west side and a few that seemed like sure things in Vancouver. Some hits, some misses, and others that could have been good, but maybe my inexperience was too obvious. I've since realized that all I have done is read about some basic moves that I do frequently (ie, rub her leg as she is massaging, allow her a little more access to the boys, and a little heavy breathing at the right times.) However, as I look back on my experiences, I realize that many girls treat things differently, and some just ignore all together (maybe too forward), I had an experience in Eugene when I was down on business one night where she just rubbed her tits on my head during the massage and a little dirty talk and was blatant about a tip loudly before I walked out the door. Once she wanted a tip before anything started. So then I got to thinking, I wonder if my process is actually 'normal', because I tend to treat it like a legit massage establishment. I walk in, pay for the 60 min massage, get naked, lay down and wait, she comes in does a crappy massage, 50/50% on whether they offer HE or DIY, 50/50% on utc touching, then they finish, walk out, I get dressed and leave a tip that I feel is appropriate on the table / nightstand usually under the light where they can immediately see it, say goodbye and leave. Is that how most of you do it? I don't mind leaving a tip as I get settled in, but of course I don't want to tip 60-100 on something that will end up being DIY in the end. I expect to pay. 6-7 for a hour massage, and then traditionally tip. 4 for DIY, . 6 for HE, and have never experienced BJ, BBJ or full service, although the place that I used to attend next to the home depot in Beaverton, I have definitely heard one of you loud boys pounding the shit out of one of the girls as I was getting my massage in the next room where me and my massage girl just giggled because it was so loud and obvious.

I would rather decline and not tip if offered DYI. I can do that at home. . 4 for the HE. . 6-. 8 for BJ / CBJ. For FS I prefer not to exceed $$ total, entrance + tip. Anything more then that you can go to a provider with a mattress.

[JaredSmith]

Long time lurker, and coming back to the hobby after about a year break. I originally stumbled into all of this after finding a nice ad for an independent Asian massage place on Craigslist back when they allowed ads. Not even sure if the HE's really existed in the world, I went and the lady knew it was my first time and was very accommodating and a bit more blunt on the rubbing and 'you like? You want?' on the flip. Then I realized this is real and amazing. Went to her for a year until she got pregnant and retired from the business. Then went on a bender for the next several months visiting all the Asian places on the west side and a few that seemed like sure things in Vancouver. Some hits, some misses, and others that could have been good, but maybe my inexperience was too obvious. I've since realized that all I have done is read about some basic moves that I do frequently (ie, rub her leg as she is massaging, allow her a little more access to the boys, and a little heavy breathing at the right times.) However, as I look back on my experiences, I realize that many girls treat things differently, and some just ignore all together (maybe too forward), I had an experience in Eugene when I was down on business one night where she just rubbed her tits on my head during the massage and a little dirty talk and was blatant about a tip loudly before I walked out the door. Once she wanted a tip before anything started. So then I got to thinking, I wonder if my process is actually 'normal', because I tend to treat it like a legit massage establishment. I walk in, pay for the 60 min massage, get naked, lay down and wait, she comes in does a crappy massage, 50/50% on whether they offer HE or DIY, 50/50% on utc touching, then they finish, walk out, I get dressed and leave a tip that I feel is appropriate on the table / nightstand usually under the light where they can immediately see it, say goodbye and leave. Is that how most of you do it? I don't mind leaving a tip as I get settled in, but of course I don't want to tip 60-100 on something that will end up being DIY in the end. I expect to pay. 6-7 for a hour massage, and then traditionally tip. 4 for DIY, . 6 for HE, and have never experienced BJ, BBJ or full service, although the place that I used to attend next to the home depot in Beaverton, I have definitely heard one of you loud boys pounding the shit out of one of the girls as I was getting my massage in the next room where me and my massage girl just giggled because it was so loud and obvious. So I know that stuff does go on at some places with some girls. Do most of you tip up front, or after? Give directly to the girl or on the table? I have no problem paying for my time, but do expect it to be fulfilled in the long run. I'm not a cheap bastard by any means. Although, I do look back and realize that I was often tipping. 60 with the occasional. 4 or. 5 on a DIY ending that isn't very fulfilling, and think maybe it's too much and I should only do. 2 for DIY as a signal to them that DIY just isn't cutting it for the price. I never want to over tip and set the wrong expectations for me and all of you.

Any info helps and I appreciate the feedback ahead of time. Just trying to get back into the hobby and tune my technique as to not waste money and make sure that proper amount and etiquette is followed to best stay inline with what everyone else is doing.

[SnAppleMgfm]

Went to Spring today. Youngish masseuse. No tease, no extras. At least she didn't complain abput the minimal tip.

I went shortly after they reopened, don't remember who I had, but I definitely had HE option. Turned it down because I was looking for more and got it elsewhere. Had a good time there before prior to lock down as well.

[WestSidePunter]

Decided to try out the comfort place today. Legit massage, no tease, no extras. But really a quality massage. I may go back when I'm just tight.

[WestSidePunter]

Young women? The cutest ones I've met were at Q / CNE, Shangri-la, and Spring Oriental.

Went to Spring today. Youngish masseuse. No tease, no extras. At least she didn't complain abput the minimal tip.

[Amp Guide]

And its fun to be back in action. On division, I had a relaxing time with the place on the north side about 138th area. ALL these names run together and I cannot keep them straight. LOL. Oh well. Good looking girl short sweet, good massage I was happy.

More soon Been too busy lately.

[Trumpeter]

When doing a google search, it looks like there are two places by home depot: the one across from the entrance and another further up the street. The one by the entrance looks like it has a security trailer of some kind in front, so I mistook it as a security agency. If you actually click it and read the description, you see that the address doesn't match the description.

I'm only aware of one on the same street as Home Depot. There's a Japanese spa that I believe is also on the same street but it's something entirely different. There is another massage place on the parallel street and across from Target. Those are the only two I'm aware of in that immediate area.

[SnAppleMgfm]

I'm looking to find the creme de la creme of AMP in the Portland area. Attractive, young women. Good massages. Anything goes after the flip. Table shower / sauna a nice bonus. Not concerned about the cost.

Does anything like that exist in the Portland metro area?

Young women? The cutest ones I've met were at Q / CNE, Shangri-la, and Spring Oriental. Had a young one at Hillsboro Enjoy Foot few months prior to Covid, but ended up DIY so I didn't bother going back.

If anyone knows where Sasha from Q ended up, she at least looked young.

[Wagnerb]

Hi, long time lurker, haven't posted much here. Used to be a regular at HK on the west side until the only young attractive lady there left, think her name was Angela Now I go to a place near home depot, which is fine, it's cheap and a good value, like most places on the west side.

I'm looking to find the creme de la creme of AMP in the Portland area. Attractive, young women. Good massages. Anything goes after the flip. Table shower / sauna a nice bonus. Not concerned about the cost.

Does anything like that exist in the Portland metro area?

When doing a google search, it looks like there are two places by home depot: the one across from the entrance and another further up the street. The one by the entrance looks like it has a security trailer of some kind in front, so I mistook it as a security agency. If you actually click it and read the description, you see that the address doesn't match the description.

[MeeLikeeAsians]

Hi, long time lurker, haven't posted much here. Used to be a regular at HK on the west side until the only young attractive lady there left, think her name was Angela Now I go to a place near home depot, which is fine, it's cheap and a good value, like most places on the west side.

I'm looking to find the creme de la creme of AMP in the Portland area. Attractive, young women. Good massages. Anything goes after the flip. Table shower / sauna a nice bonus. Not concerned about the cost.

Does anything like that exist in the Portland metro area?

And then drive to the airport and catch a flight to Vegas. Look up CLL and VAC in Vegas.

[Trumpeter]

Honestly super reluctant to go to any spas. Some hardly change the sheets, think they do much else to sanitize the place?

In my recent visit to Angel that I reported on, I had to wait in the room about 20 minutes. I got undressed and wrapped the towel from the table around me. When she came in she laid the towel over me and started the massage. It wasn't long before the towel was laid to the side but it definitely got used. As I was finishing getting ready to leave she came in and neatly folded the towel and put it back on the table for the next customer.

[Abkbk]

Ain't going to lie, the cabin fever is getting stronger as the months have passed and now each day. LOL. Been tempted to go out for at least one AMP visit. Was thinking of trying out the new-to-me places like Naito and the table shower since I've never experienced a table shower and I've been seeing Naito's ads lately. Tried to make a visit just before lockdown but gave up from frustration of looking for parking in that area.

Before lock down, I used to work a short walk from that location but only ever recently heard of it. Like you I have been overly cautious and have stayed home and built myself a home gym and fixed up the house. Oh well more for your guys brave enough to partake. By the time this is over ill be in peak shape and ready to get back in the game. Haha.