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  1. #5253

    JennyO

    Pepsi was booked solid. Booked the hour, went to a now familiar building with easy street parking off Wilshire. JennyO is no longer young and while I can see that her Hx pictures are her, she doesn't look like those pictures now. I was craning my neck around as she escorted me through the living room, but not another tit or ass to be seen. No BBBJ in the shower although I did get a thorough cleaning. The room looks the way it should look. Stuffed animals, mirrors all over, red lamps and K pop soft in the background. In other words, like a brothel should look. Her rimming was incredible. I thought her tongue was doing a biopsy on my prostate. Her dick play is nice and slow. Super stimulating, no chance though of a premature ejaculation. BB RCG camel slide, then cover RCG fucking with finger up my ass which was pretty intense. Then CG and playing with those large man mades. Then got to dine on her still beautiful pussy to orgasm or so it seemed then mish, then I pounded her in doggie. She was not interested in me playing with her starfish. She finished me off with excellent BBBJ finger in tail CIM, probably spit out.

    Then she finally began to smile and that was what was missing from the first half hour of it all. She gives an excellent massage with elbow digging etc, I complimented her song hand asked if she worked out, we mourned the universally mourned by women closing of hairdressers during the pandemic, I complained about how old I was, she told me I didn't look that old, I told her to stop lying, we talked about her work out and exit shower was much more smiles than the entry on both our parts.

    The usual donation. Will try for Pepsi again later in the week if you fuckers will give her a break for a newb, if not then who is the consensus next girl I should try there.

    JennyO didn't mail it in. Her sexual rotation was quite good, but I would have liked her better if she smiled more. Oh, yeah, and no kissing at all.

  2. #5252

    Newbie friendly ladies

    Quote Originally Posted by HotManGuy  [View Original Post]
    I just unlocked an account on HX a couple days ago. A lot of the people there won't see anyone that has a fresh account (rightfully so just like recs anywhere else). Are there any newbie friendly gals on there so I could try to get safety rating up? There are a couple of people I have my eye on but said they won't see me until I have more safety.
    Check out the n00 bz club. If I remember right, they're all about working with newbies.

  3. #5251

    Angelina (formerly Adriana)

    Quote Originally Posted by JungleFun  [View Original Post]
    Saw her last year, I'm a big tits lover so she's a must see. She does what you want her to do, accomodating but don't expect an energizer bunny that will drain you. She definitely can take a pounding. FYI her abs are fake too so that may be a bit turn off for some folk.
    Agree completely with this review. Had to try her based on pics. Very pretty, lots of good plastic surgery. Very nice and accommodating, but not great energy. Overall fun and good experience, but not into much kissing or super energy, but will let you do what you want with a smile. Fun to talk to and tells about her stripping in OC. With money being tighter for strippers, she is doing just about anything in VIP rooms apparently. Better off just paying the $$$ thru HX, get her in a room, then have her do your own strip show and then have your way with her.

  4. #5250

    New to HX

    I just unlocked an account on HX a couple days ago. A lot of the people there won't see anyone that has a fresh account (rightfully so just like recs anywhere else). Are there any newbie friendly gals on there so I could try to get safety rating up? There are a couple of people I have my eye on but said they won't see me until I have more safety.

  5. #5249
    Quote Originally Posted by JerG63  [View Original Post]
    Damn, I reached out to her, but because I didn't have any ratings on HX, she's offering 5 $ instead of her HX rate.

    I only had reviews on PD.
    I saw her a couple years ago. Good service, very plastic but pics are pretty accurate. Aims to please.

  6. #5248

    No HX, so she up charged me

    Quote Originally Posted by Tirachinitas  [View Original Post]
    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/AdrianaAngel

    I had this one in my TO DO list but her old profile was deleted and now she's got a new one. Standard $$$ HX rates for the hour with MSOG. Has anyone seen her or recommends? Wanna know if her service is worth it. TIA.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/AngelinaRoseusa
    Damn, I reached out to her, but because I didn't have any ratings on HX, she's offering 5 $ instead of her HX rate.

    I only had reviews on PD.

  7. #5247

    Granny fucker

    I saw her a long time ago. Maybe her service has changed since then. I have no intention of seeing her again. She went off last year sending pissed off pm's to people who commented on blogs about her and then blocking them. She did that to me. Her mental stability fluctuates probably due to substances or she is just mentally unstable. When I saw her, she said she was happy to see me because I was not a gook or wetback but had blonde hair and blue eyes so it is funny seeing all those white knights defending her on the HX blogs or writing reviews about her when she actually despises them and will fuck anything for money to support her drug habit.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chewy00  [View Original Post]
    I read both of these reviews and was confused. I sided with OcSyle's review because it was more recent and I didn't know what to think. I held off for a long time because her availability are small windows and I frequent. I decided to schedule with her and my experience lined up very much so with Boomer80's experience.

  8. #5246
    Damn fiji. Falzz.

    GPS on the snap want 700 hr if booked from there.

    Sheesh she ain't that great and trust me her body is squishy in person. She one chunky monkey and flabby!

  9. #5245

    Drama

    Quote Originally Posted by JonathonJammer  [View Original Post]
    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Only1Princess

    Anyone have any luck with PJ? I try and contact her but no response. Maybe she's busy or just doesn't respond quickly idk but would sure like to try her out since all the work on herself LOL. Saw her back in the backpage days man. Let a brother know how I could get in literally LOL. And if you know rates and service that would be cool too.
    She had some drama under her old handle.

  10. #5244

    Meh

    Quote Originally Posted by Taxman1234  [View Original Post]
    I saw her recently for the first time. I was not a happy customer. I saw her during the day and her body just did not look as good in the sunlight. Maybe I should have seen her at night. I don't know how old she but she is a mature woman so get used to wrinkly old woman hands on your dick. When she talked, it was all over the place and really incoherent. I wasn't into the session since I was not attracted to her.
    Had similar experience. Body was decent for her age, but attitude was bad. I left early.

  11. #5243
    I liked her mature look with the granny hands. Talk to her and you see why she decided to choose this line of work. She is a moron and it is hard to carry on an intelligent conversation with her. Maybe acting stupid is an act but I doubt it. Her looks are fading fast so she better cash it before it is gone.

    Quote Originally Posted by Taxman1234  [View Original Post]
    I saw her recently for the first time. I was not a happy customer. I saw her during the day and her body just did not look as good in the sunlight. Maybe I should have seen her at night. I don't know how old she but she is a mature woman so get used to wrinkly old woman hands on your dick. When she talked, it was all over the place and really incoherent. I wasn't into the session since I was not attracted to her.

  12. #5242

    Home of the Out of Work Strippers!

    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    Is it me or its seem many out of work strippers are joining hx with them pawg booties and tiny ass bathing suits in there pics lately?
    I've noticed too. Covid 19 has made HX the new go to destination for these enhanced booties.

  13. #5241
    Quote Originally Posted by JonathonJammer  [View Original Post]
    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Only1Princess

    Anyone have any luck with PJ? I try and contact her but no response. Maybe she's busy or just doesn't respond quickly idk but would sure like to try her out since all the work on herself LOL. Saw her back in the backpage days man. Let a brother know how I could get in literally LOL. And if you know rates and service that would be cool too.
    If I remember right she ripped some dude off for a few thousands or the dude just was so stupid he fell for her and still lost a few thousands.

  14. #5240

    Yessir!

    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    Is it me or its seem many out of work strippers are joining hx with them pawg booties and tiny ass bathing suits in there pics lately?
    Pretty much of an influx of them.

  15. #5239

    You may want to skip

    Quote Originally Posted by Kwab99  [View Original Post]
    Messaged her twice about a week apart and still waiting a response back as well If the menu is good, I'd definitely be willing to TOFTT.
    Someone on hx reported in the blog about a stanky snatch and airy BBBJ. You've been warned.

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